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2021-05-13 8:57:53 PM  
You may have mental issues.
 
2021-05-13 9:42:20 PM  
If I had one of those, I'd hunt Laura up and nail her to it.
 
2021-05-13 9:43:32 PM  
You think Jesus put little Stars of David in His work?


/ As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly
 
2021-05-14 12:55:04 AM  
There it goes again. Sanity discarded right out the window.
 
2021-05-14 12:55:47 AM  
No. I definitely do. Me wicker chair is full o'holes.
 
2021-05-14 12:58:15 AM  
Especially if you own a cat.
 
2021-05-14 1:00:55 AM  
That's farking terrorism ladies and gentlemen
 
2021-05-14 1:02:13 AM  
So that's why I keep catching on fire whenever I sit on my new couch.
 
2021-05-14 1:06:08 AM  
Yeah, it's a moth problem.
 
2021-05-14 1:07:46 AM  
Mike Tyson bit off an arm rest?
 
2021-05-14 1:16:14 AM  
Gonna be sued by SOOO many vampires.
 
2021-05-14 1:16:45 AM  
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2021-05-14 1:20:20 AM  

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That sounds like a trans-substantiation.
 
2021-05-14 1:29:58 AM  

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That sounds like a trans-substantiation.


Booooooo

/Boooooo!
 
2021-05-14 1:49:16 AM  
So that why my ass burns whenever I sit on the couch.
Either that or hemorrhoids.
 
2021-05-14 1:51:13 AM  
I've watched enough episodes of "Supernatural" to know it is never a good thing when people surreptitiously leave religious totems in other people's houses.
 
2021-05-14 1:57:01 AM  
Surreptitious Christian Proprietor -- now there's someone you can trust with your money.
 
2021-05-14 2:26:15 AM  

KodosZardoz: So that why my ass burns whenever I sit on the couch.
Either that or hemorrhoids.


Y'all need Jesus!

Jesus Flores MD - Board Certified Colo-rectal Surgeon
 
2021-05-14 2:27:30 AM  
On one hand, so what?  It's a worthless hunk of wood if you don't believe.
On the other hand, I bet these guys would be super pissed to find non Christian iconography had been foisted on them.

I guess it's fine if you do it, but by virtue signaling about how righteous you are, you are making me think you're hiding something.
 
2021-05-14 2:56:55 AM  
And when it comes time to refinish that furniture:

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2021-05-14 3:06:15 AM  
Meh. If I am dying in a bed I want a priest, rabbi, vicar, imam, Buddhist monk, and any other preacher man or woman doing incantations.

/lapsed atheist
 
2021-05-14 3:15:41 AM  
If you've ever purchased a souvenir at the JFK Library, be sure and look for the little hidden rifle inside.

It's such a nice surprise.
 
2021-05-14 3:16:53 AM  
I didn't buy anything from Lemmy's apartment.
 
2021-05-14 4:00:29 AM  
Could be worse.  He could be a snake handler.
 
2021-05-14 5:32:34 AM  
Are people going to get upset about this in the same way people are upset that some kooky religions are "baptizing" dead people?

Unless the cross is sticking out of the seat into your ass, who cares?
 
2021-05-14 5:35:19 AM  
 Honest, officer! I wasn't fapping into the furniture, this is just my little way of making sure that every house has a little blessing! I keep it secret, so what's the harm?
 
2021-05-14 5:45:03 AM  
I fart in its general direction.

Probably not the only one.
 
2021-05-14 6:50:32 AM  
Christians love forcing their beliefs on other people.

Not news, just a very sad fact.
 
2021-05-14 6:59:24 AM  

NathanAllen: Christians love forcing their beliefs on other people.

Not news, just a very sad fact.


Blasphemy
Sacrilege
Infidel

Truthsayer
 
2021-05-14 7:04:15 AM  

jokerscrowbar: Could be worse.  He could be a snake handler.


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2021-05-14 7:23:24 AM  
What's Jesus doing in her shower?

/Jesus shaves?
 
2021-05-14 8:06:47 AM  

Driver: And when it comes time to refinish that furniture:

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Hey - does that Holy Roller come in a ...........Spiritbox........... at the store?
 
2021-05-14 8:18:51 AM  
Guys! Guys! Guess what?!

The pope poops.

The Pope...poops.

Holy shiat!
 
2021-05-14 8:27:01 AM  

Herr Morgenstern: So that's why I keep catching on fire whenever I sit on my new couch.


Be grateful its not a slatted chair  .
 
2021-05-14 8:31:19 AM  

alechemist: Herr Morgenstern: So that's why I keep catching on fire whenever I sit on my new couch.

Be grateful its not a slatted chair  .


Finally someone mentioned this.
 
2021-05-14 8:34:57 AM  

The Repeated Meme: Meh. If I am dying in a bed I want a priest, rabbi, vicar, imam, Buddhist monk, and any other preacher man or woman doing incantations.

/lapsed atheist


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2021-05-14 8:59:12 AM  
Meh. Harmless and she means well. No sweat off my back.  Not a fan of rustic country duck-looking furniture so I'm not at risk of getting her unwanted blessings anyway.
 
2021-05-14 9:07:30 AM  
Funny story, I defiled the pastor's daughter on one of those davenports in the late 70s. Must be why she keep screaming for God.
 
2021-05-14 9:47:16 AM  
While I admire his Buddhist practice- it's  wrong to use this harmless meditation for profit, and to knowingly and purposefully agitate people by impinging on their personal boundaries. By publicizing his good intentions, he demonstrated his bad intentions, and now his Buddhist practice is diminished
 
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2021-05-14 9:54:06 AM  

sleze: Are people going to get upset about this in the same way people are upset that some kooky religions are "baptizing" dead people?

Unless the cross is sticking out of the seat into your ass, who cares?


I don't think anyone is upset.   We're just eye-rolling and laughing.
 
2021-05-14 9:59:53 AM  
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I would like to open a furniture store next door to their store. I think I would call it "Sinister Furniture"

Actually this furniture is really cool looking.
 
2021-05-14 10:03:04 AM  
To be clear: if I bought a piece of furniture and found something in a drawer after (assuming I did not check the drawers in the store), I'd be calling the store and telling them what I found, and asking when is best for me to bring it by, as I did not purchase it.

And no, I will not just keep a cross. It'd being returned or thrown away, so.
 
2021-05-14 10:07:01 AM  
Unless you are an actual vampire from fiction, this would cause no harm.   Just quirky behavior from someone who thinks they are helping.  I don't get the vitriol or calls for violence.  Oh yeah, more than the subject of the article are mentally ill....I forgot for a moment.
 
2021-05-14 11:15:21 AM  
Wooden crosses? No thanks.
Make them 24K gold so people can sell them and buy something useful. Thanks.
 
2021-05-14 12:00:17 PM  
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Mom sat on the new couch.
 
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