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2021-05-12 9:20:48 PM  
OH MY GOD tomorrow these asshats will be complaining that there's a pipe cleaner shortage.

Distraction, distraction, distraction. Anything but talk about how the GOP is a bunch of traitorous racists.
 
2021-05-12 9:21:28 PM  
And now I feel dirty commenting in a Fox News thread. Apologies everyone.
 
2021-05-12 9:31:53 PM  
At least there is absolutely no chance of a shortage of...

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2021-05-12 9:36:21 PM  
My father put this on Facebook today:
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Not sure how Joe Biden is responsible for the gas shortage, it was Russian hackers.
But in MAGA world Russia can do no wrong and Democrats can do no right.
 
2021-05-12 9:37:01 PM  
Why is the sauce 'rationing' such a surprise. If you get nuggets from Mc D's they only give you ONE sauce. You get more if you order a larger size. But the normal 5 nugget size is only ONE SAUCE...however you can get another flavor for small charge, like 10 cents or so.

I do a monthly trip in "Town" and Mc D's pretty much the closest game in that area, also, the Happy Meal is pretty good bargain and Whoo Hooo Free toy.
The Big Mac Jr was pretty good.
 
2021-05-12 9:37:28 PM  
The bullet thing?  STILL?

You ammosexuals have been f*cking that chicken for over 10 years now.

/two of my co-workers were complaining about ammo supplies for most of the 2019/2020
 
2021-05-12 9:40:13 PM  

weddingsinger: The bullet thing?  STILL?

You ammosexuals have been f*cking that chicken for over 10 years now.

/two of my co-workers were complaining about ammo supplies for most of the 2019/2020


Where was Joe Biden when we had to limit toilet paper sales? Where was he during Katrina?
 
2021-05-12 9:40:22 PM  
Anyone who voted the treasonous orange disaster into office has no room to whine about anything until the end of the universe and well into the next one
 
2021-05-12 9:41:02 PM  

hubiestubert: weddingsinger: The bullet thing?  STILL?

You ammosexuals have been f*cking that chicken for over 10 years now.

/two of my co-workers were complaining about ammo supplies for most of the 2019/2020

Where was Joe Biden when we had to limit toilet paper sales? Where was he during Katrina?


Borrowing Obama's time machine probably
 
2021-05-12 9:41:10 PM  
Thanks, Obiden.
 
2021-05-12 9:55:30 PM  
Thanks, Bidebamton.
 
2021-05-12 10:00:46 PM  
At the grocery store you can apparently like buy a bottle of Chick-Fil-A sauce for $4.

Whenever I walk by I'm tempted to grab one but I have to remind myself that they suck and maybe I just buy some more Whataburger pepper sauce.
 
2021-05-12 10:04:30 PM  
I gotta admit I didn't even know they had sauce pipelines.
 
2021-05-12 10:15:20 PM  

Shostie: At the grocery store you can apparently like buy a bottle of Chick-Fil-A sauce for $4.

Whenever I walk by I'm tempted to grab one but I have to remind myself that they suck and maybe I just buy some more Whataburger pepper sauce.


Their jalapeño ranch is awesome and goes on damn near everything.
 
2021-05-12 10:25:06 PM  

gopher321: OH MY GOD tomorrow these asshats will be complaining that there's a pipe cleaner shortage.

Distraction, distraction, distraction. Anything but talk about how the GOP is a bunch of traitorous racists.


No shortage of stout, hemp rope
 
2021-05-12 10:55:04 PM  

weddingsinger: The bullet thing?  STILL?

You ammosexuals have been f*cking that chicken for over 10 years now.

/two of my co-workers were complaining about ammo supplies for most of the 2019/2020


Is this even America if I can't buy 4000 rounds a month?
 
2021-05-12 10:58:42 PM  

edmo: I gotta admit I didn't even know they had sauce pipelines.


They flow everyday, but Sunday.
 
2021-05-12 11:11:10 PM  
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2021-05-13 12:01:31 AM  

Sin'sHero: edmo: I gotta admit I didn't even know they had sauce pipelines.

They flow everyday, but Sunday.


How many times did you forget that, reach for the spigot on Sunday and end up disappointed?
 
2021-05-13 12:01:37 AM  
 
2021-05-13 12:50:45 AM  

weddingsinger: The bullet thing?  STILL?

You ammosexuals have been f*cking that chicken for over 10 years now.

/two of my co-workers were complaining about ammo supplies for most of the 2019/2020


No dumbass that's not fearmongering about an ammo shortage.  There is an actual ammo shortage and it hasn't been for 10 years.  It's because of fearmongering that caused it, but it's real now.
 
2021-05-13 1:36:49 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Shostie: At the grocery store you can apparently like buy a bottle of Chick-Fil-A sauce for $4.

Whenever I walk by I'm tempted to grab one but I have to remind myself that they suck and maybe I just buy some more Whataburger pepper sauce.

Their jalapeño ranch is awesome and goes on damn near everything.


Jalapeño ranch is the shizznit!!! I made some myself just to ensure I had an adequate supply at home.
 
2021-05-13 1:42:25 AM  

weddingsinger: The bullet thing?  STILL?

You ammosexuals have been f*cking that chicken for over 10 years now.

/two of my co-workers were complaining about ammo supplies for most of the 2019/2020


Chris Rock -- Bullet Control (HD)
Youtube VZrFVtmRXrw
 
2021-05-13 1:44:13 AM  
Not clicking on a Fox News link. Not worried about any of these shortages. Hell, it seems like there's an ammo shortage every other year. Maybe that should be a sign to find another hobby or something to occupy your money.

The gas shortage is temporary and was caused by inadequate cyber security. What else do you expect in a country where doing things in the cheapest manner possible to increase dividends to stockholders is the way of life. Get ready for this type of thing to happen often. Our "capitalist" system isn't set up or run to protect anything other than profits.
 
2021-05-13 2:10:07 AM  

JerseyTim: Thanks, Obiden.

ThomasPaineTrain: Thanks, Bidebamton.


came for these, and this:

edmo: I gotta admit I didn't even know they had sauce pipelines.


welcome to AMERICA! F*CK YEAH
 
2021-05-13 2:11:10 AM  
The invisible hand of the free market will fix these problems.  Takes time that's all, shortages lead to innovation and all that.
 
2021-05-13 2:14:33 AM  

weddingsinger: The bullet thing?  STILL?

You ammosexuals have been f*cking that chicken for over 10 years now.

/two of my co-workers were complaining about ammo supplies for most of the 2019/2020


This.

They've been biatching about ammo costs since the Patriot Act at least. Complaining how they can't find a box of ammo under twenty dollars any more.
 
2021-05-13 2:19:34 AM  
Clearly we shouldn't have voted for Hunter Biden to be in charge of the cyber with his laptop.

And chick fil a has to ration sauce because the gaya are using it as.lube.
 
2021-05-13 2:22:33 AM  

optikeye: Why is the sauce 'rationing' such a surprise. If you get nuggets from Mc D's they only give you ONE sauce. You get more if you order a larger size. But the normal 5 nugget size is only ONE SAUCE...however you can get another flavor for small charge, like 10 cents or so.


Not around here. Order a 10-pc nuggets and ask for BBQ and sweet and sour and you'll wind up with anywhere from 3 to 5 packets.

And a stack of napkins 1/4 inch thick.
 
2021-05-13 2:23:25 AM  
This is the Chick-Fil-A sauce that is actually called "Chick-Fil-A Sauce":

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They call it Chick-Fil-A sauce because it's a generic term for a blend of other sauces that they made. It's basically honey mustard, barbecue sauce, and ranch mixed together. It is also one of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted in my farking life. A long time ago I was at a Chick-Fil-A in a mall food court when they first released this concoction, and let me tell you, the taste is so overpowering that it's actually nauseating to eat it. It has an odd smell, and also has a look to it that reminds me of infected pus. I never tried it again after that.

Fast forward to this year. I end up at a Chick-Fil-A again, and I ask for honey mustard (one of their only sauces I find suitable/edible), and instead they give me a packet of this shiat:

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Now, if it's possible, and it is, they actually went back into their kitchen, and came up with a sauce that's even shiattier than the Chick-Fil-A sauce. farking god awful.

Of course, neither of these things are a big deal, if you know what type of sauce you like on your fried chicken nuggets, tenders, etc... Because you can just buy better versions of those sauces from the supermarket. This is just me providing a public service to anyone who may be thinking of trying these horrible concoctions. Please, do yourself a favor, and do not ingest either of these.
 
2021-05-13 2:25:03 AM  

Walker: for the gas non-shortage, it was Russian hackersAmerican idiots.


There is no shortage. There's just people hoarding all the gas and the delivery trucks can't get there fast enough because dumb farks are filling up every 'container' they can. Gas stations should be charging $40 a gallon right now. The tank farms never came close to running out.
 
2021-05-13 2:25:28 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: weddingsinger: The bullet thing?  STILL?

You ammosexuals have been f*cking that chicken for over 10 years now.

/two of my co-workers were complaining about ammo supplies for most of the 2019/2020

This.

They've been biatching about ammo costs since the Patriot Act at least. Complaining how they can't find a box of ammo under twenty dollars any more.


Before Covid-19 you could get bulk 9mm target ammo for about 17 cents a bullet. Now it is about a dollar a bullet even buying bulk if you can find it. Ammo prices are really high at the moment. My 6.5 creedmoor bullets are 3 bucks a bullet, cheaper to go to a strip club drunk and throw your money around than an hour at the range anymore.
 
2021-05-13 2:25:42 AM  
But is the Olive Garden Italian oil and vinegar dressing ok?
 
2021-05-13 2:27:55 AM  

Walker: My father put this on Facebook today:
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Not sure how Joe Biden is responsible for the gas shortage, it was Russian hackers.
But in MAGA world Russia can do no wrong and Democrats can do no right.


You don't let that garbage go unchallenged, I hope.
 
2021-05-13 2:29:42 AM  
Why does Chick-fil-a's chicken pieces always look like butt plugs?
 
2021-05-13 2:35:19 AM  

liquidsiphon: Night Train to Wakanda: weddingsinger: The bullet thing?  STILL?

You ammosexuals have been f*cking that chicken for over 10 years now.

/two of my co-workers were complaining about ammo supplies for most of the 2019/2020

This.

They've been biatching about ammo costs since the Patriot Act at least. Complaining how they can't find a box of ammo under twenty dollars any more.

Before Covid-19 you could get bulk 9mm target ammo for about 17 cents a bullet. Now it is about a dollar a bullet even buying bulk if you can find it. Ammo prices are really high at the moment. My 6.5 creedmoor bullets are 3 bucks a bullet, cheaper to go to a strip club drunk and throw your money around than an hour at the range anymore.


Cause idiots who make panic buying a pastime decided to do it AGAIN but during a pandemic when industrial supply was farked.

There's no shortage of raw materials, there's no loss of production capacity, idiots ONCE AGAIN decided to outstrip production and then FREAKED ONCE AGAIN spurring more idiots to panic buy.

I can't stand how stupid it all is.
 
2021-05-13 2:35:50 AM  

clearperspective: Why does Chick-fil-a's chicken pieces always look like butt plugs?


Well, they're not meant to be eaten, that's for sure.
 
2021-05-13 2:35:56 AM  
Russian cyberwarfare plus profiteers and idiot hoarders
Failure of the Free Market
Failure of the Free Market plus profiteers and idiot hoarders

sounds more like FAUX "News" viewers blaming their own stupidity on Democrats.
 
2021-05-13 2:39:17 AM  
My hair won't lie flat today, thanks Biden!
 
2021-05-13 2:45:00 AM  

winterbraid: JerseyTim: Thanks, Obiden.
ThomasPaineTrain: Thanks, Bidebamton.

came for these, and this:

edmo: I gotta admit I didn't even know they had sauce pipelines.

welcome to AMERICA! F*CK YEAH


SAUS
 
2021-05-13 2:47:23 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This is the Chick-Fil-A sauce that is actually called "Chick-Fil-A Sauce":

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They call it Chick-Fil-A sauce because it's a generic term for a blend of other sauces that they made. It's basically honey mustard, barbecue sauce, and ranch mixed together. It is also one of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted in my farking life. A long time ago I was at a Chick-Fil-A in a mall food court when they first released this concoction, and let me tell you, the taste is so overpowering that it's actually nauseating to eat it. It has an odd smell, and also has a look to it that reminds me of infected pus. I never tried it again after that.

Fast forward to this year. I end up at a Chick-Fil-A again, and I ask for honey mustard (one of their only sauces I find suitable/edible), and instead they give me a packet of this shiat:

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Now, if it's possible, and it is, they actually went back into their kitchen, and came up with a sauce that's even shiattier than the Chick-Fil-A sauce. farking god awful.

Of course, neither of these things are a big deal, if you know what type of sauce you like on your fried chicken nuggets, tenders, etc... Because you can just buy better versions of those sauces from the supermarket. This is just me providing a public service to anyone who may be thinking of trying these horrible concoctions. Please, do yourself a favor, and do not ingest either of these.


Blah blah blah. Polynesian sauce is the only one that matters. Your fault for not knowing how to eat.

Also, Chik-fil-A hates teh geys. fark em.
 
2021-05-13 2:48:28 AM  
I went looking for "Thanks Biden" memes and was quite disappointed, but I did find this and I don't even know what to make of it.

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2021-05-13 2:50:13 AM  

aleister_greynight: The invisible hand of the free market will fix these problems.  Takes time that's all, shortages lead to innovation and all that.


Prices should drop once those people hoarding the gas stop buying more, and use up the supply they already have.
 
2021-05-13 2:51:44 AM  
rite, Icy ppl chillin in there SUVs

/waitin in line 🎶
//wasting tiiiiime
 
2021-05-13 2:52:06 AM  
No no no. It's White supremacy. No, wait, it's climate change. And income inequality. Plus capitalism. Oh, and anti-vaxxers.
 
2021-05-13 2:53:31 AM  

Walker: My father put this on Facebook today:
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Not sure how Joe Biden is responsible for the gas shortage, it was Russian hackers.
But in MAGA world Russia can do no wrong and Democrats can do no right.


Your father is a farking numpty. Tell him to do better.
 
2021-05-13 2:54:51 AM  
WHAT!? Oh my god we're all going... to have to go to a store like Walmart where I literally saw a bunch of bottles of their Polynesian sauce on the shelf just two days ago.

/apparently I'm some kind of god of solving the asinine problems that conservatives always seem to discover only when a democrat is in power
 
2021-05-13 2:57:02 AM  

ParadoxDice: aleister_greynight: The invisible hand of the free market will fix these problems.  Takes time that's all, shortages lead to innovation and all that.

Prices should drop once those people hoarding the gas stop buying more, and use up the supply they already have.


I guarantee that at least half of the gas people are hoarding will go bad in the can before they ever get to use it.

I'm going to laugh at them for their own farking stupidity while I weep for the environment because of all the wasted petrol that was excavated for no farking point and subsequently dumped on their gravel driveways.
 
2021-05-13 2:57:05 AM  
No Chick-Fil-A sauce?

*smacks table*

That tears it! Gasoline is one thing, but now he's messing with something *really important*! There's no way I'm voting for Biden now!

/s
//Haven't been to Chick-Fil-A in over a year, and hardly ever went before then either
///Though I will say their drive-thru game is on-point
 
2021-05-13 2:59:47 AM  
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