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(Wikipedia)   As Titanic sank, classical musicians played "Nearer My God to Thee." If Titanic happened today, who would play and what songs would they play?   ( divider line
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2021-05-12 5:58:04 PM  
Cardi B - WAP feat. Megan Thee Stallion [Official Music Video]
Youtube hsm4poTWjMs

NSFW version probably
2021-05-12 6:03:11 PM  
Jaime Brockett - Legend of the USS Titanic (FULL)
Youtube 4XFYMjkFYPg
2021-05-12 6:05:26 PM  
Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
Youtube jHPOzQzk9Qo
2021-05-12 6:14:22 PM  
Sharks - Jimmy Buffet

/I don't know, is that a Buffet song? should be.
2021-05-12 6:17:32 PM  
Jump by Van Halen
2021-05-12 6:22:52 PM  
Baby shark, but like classy and slow...
2021-05-12 6:23:41 PM  
The End -- The Doors. Although you might want to edit out the part where Jim talks about incest and murder.
2021-05-12 6:32:32 PM  
Donovan / Atlantis
Youtube 9AUEjzVQwKo
2021-05-12 6:32:51 PM  
JAWS 1975 - Main Title (Theme From Jaws) Full HD
Youtube lV8i-pSVMaQ
2021-05-12 6:36:28 PM  
Ludacris - Move Bitch Get Out Da Way (HQ)
Youtube cEuU64Zt4B0
2021-05-12 6:37:27 PM  
The Macarena
2021-05-12 6:40:57 PM  
End Of The World by REM
2021-05-12 6:48:29 PM  
Ice Ice Baby
2021-05-12 6:48:49 PM  
What What (In the Butt) by Samwell
2021-05-12 7:10:37 PM  
Proud to be an American
2021-05-12 7:16:50 PM  
The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain (Official Video)
Youtube avaSdC0QOUM
2021-05-12 7:28:51 PM  
Dido -- White Flag

/I will go down with this ship!
2021-05-12 7:33:12 PM  
I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
2021-05-12 7:40:47 PM  
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

The song of the farking movie Titanic
2021-05-12 7:49:37 PM  
Help by The Beatles.
2021-05-12 7:53:06 PM  
"And Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen.
2021-05-12 8:15:38 PM  
Baby shark
2021-05-12 8:39:34 PM  
Just a muzak rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" over the ships speakers.
2021-05-12 10:35:54 PM  
Nobody's posted this yet?

Garth Brooks- Friends In Low Places
Youtube mvCgSqPZ4EM
2021-05-12 10:45:20 PM  
Jeff Beck Group - Going Down
Youtube lm84bbEkRj4
2021-05-13 3:12:37 AM  
Morphine - Sharks
Youtube PUaWBjxlc5Q

Don't let your fingers dangle in the water....
2021-05-13 9:54:56 AM  

cretinbob: [Youtube-video]

NSFW version probably

Done in one.
2021-05-13 9:55:30 AM  
"The Movie Sucked" by Me.
2021-05-13 10:19:47 AM  
No one would know people they would all have EarPods in anyway!

Actually that's not true.

A cruise ship sinking today would either be old people (so, "Nearer my God to Thee" again) or Disney weirdos ("Circle of Life" anyone?)
2021-05-13 10:41:12 AM  
Grambling State Marching Band playing CeeLo Green's "fark You"
2021-05-13 10:51:16 AM  

Wrongo: Sharks - Jimmy Buffet

/I don't know, is that a Buffet song? should be.

2021-05-13 11:09:08 AM  
Coldplay - Clocks (Official Video)
Youtube d020hcWA_Wg

Their contribution to the Plastic Oceans Album.
2021-05-13 1:35:47 PM  
"Pull Me Under" by Dream Theater
2021-05-13 1:50:48 PM  
It would need something classic that would bring the correct gravitas to the situation, so Yakety Sax obviously.
2021-05-13 2:47:28 PM  
Let the bodies hit the (sea)floor
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