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2021-05-12 1:56:50 PM  
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2021-05-12 4:08:20 PM  
It didn't really work for Trump.
 
2021-05-12 4:11:23 PM  
Dick Cheney: Maybe you can just go back.

Liz Cheney: Go back?

Dick Cheney : Yeah. Pretend like it never happened.

Liz Cheney : You mean just walk into the committee meeting on Monday morning like it never happened?

Dick Cheney : Sure. You're a woman. Republicans don't take you seriously.

Liz Cheney : Just..go back. Pretend the whole thing never happened.

Dick Cheney : Never happened.
 
2021-05-12 4:17:10 PM  

EvilEgg: It didn't really work for Trump.


Didn't it?

He got a violent coup attempt but, perhaps more importantly, he got hundreds of millions of dollars in donations to his personal bank account SuperPAC to use to (giggles) "fight the steal."
 
2021-05-12 5:06:22 PM  
Tell Cyber Ninjas you want them to audit the voice vote once they're finished in AZ
 
2021-05-12 5:08:13 PM  
You dems can have her. As close as it is in the House, it might be important.

/anyone defending a Cheney is a POS
 
2021-05-12 5:09:15 PM  

weddingsinger: EvilEgg: It didn't really work for Trump.

Didn't it?

He got a violent coup attempt but, perhaps more importantly, he got hundreds of millions of dollars in donations to his personal bank account SuperPAC to use to (giggles) "fight the steal."


Reminder: Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall Putsch happened in 1923, 10 years before he was made Chancellor.
 
2021-05-12 5:09:21 PM  
Ohhh! I'm going to make new masks that say Cheney Won! Stop the steal! Recount!
 
2021-05-12 5:09:42 PM  

EvilElecBlanket: /anyone defending a Cheney is a POS


Sad when she's "the voice of reason" when the other side keeps saying the election was "stolen".
 
2021-05-12 5:09:59 PM  
You know... she's still a House member. Are they just going to pretend she's not there? She's there until the 2022 elections, she can bother the shiat out of them and wrangle more support the entire time. She doesn't disappear like a lot would hope.
 
2021-05-12 5:10:56 PM  

Psychopompous: weddingsinger: EvilEgg: It didn't really work for Trump.

Didn't it?

He got a violent coup attempt but, perhaps more importantly, he got hundreds of millions of dollars in donations to his personal bank account SuperPAC to use to (giggles) "fight the steal."

Reminder: Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall Putsch happened in 1923, 10 years before he was made Chancellor.


Yeah, let's see what that saggy undercooked puff pastry looks like when he's 84.
 
2021-05-12 5:10:57 PM  
think if she wants her job back, Cheney has to challenge Stefanik to a lethal contest using very impractical weapons in some sort of dome
 
2021-05-12 5:11:05 PM  

Headso: Dick Cheney: Maybe you can just go back.

Liz Cheney: Go back?

Dick Cheney : Yeah. Pretend like it never happened.

Liz Cheney : You mean just walk into the committee meeting on Monday morning like it never happened?

Dick Cheney : Sure. You're a woman. Republicans don't take you seriously.

Liz Cheney : Just..go back. Pretend the whole thing never happened.

Dick Cheney : Never happened.


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2021-05-12 5:11:21 PM  
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2021-05-12 5:12:15 PM  

fsbilly: Psychopompous: weddingsinger: EvilEgg: It didn't really work for Trump.

Didn't it?

He got a violent coup attempt but, perhaps more importantly, he got hundreds of millions of dollars in donations to his personal bank account SuperPAC to use to (giggles) "fight the steal."

Reminder: Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall Putsch happened in 1923, 10 years before he was made Chancellor.

Yeah, let's see what that saggy undercooked puff pastry looks like when he's 84.


Well I've been reading Trump's blog and lemme tell you, it's pretty powerful stuff
 
2021-05-12 5:12:38 PM  

EvilElecBlanket: You dems can have her. As close as it is in the House, it might be important.

/anyone defending a Cheney is a POS


Fark you - we'd rather have Biden claim to be a Republican, than have your smelly old girlfriend.
 
2021-05-12 5:13:06 PM  
She should grab 'em all by the pussies, too.

/i ran out of popcorn long ago
//switched to ice cream
///now I'm fat
 
2021-05-12 5:13:12 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: think if she wants her job back, Cheney has to challenge Stefanik to a lethal contest using very impractical weapons in some sort of dome


Hunting trip.
 
2021-05-12 5:14:15 PM  
How is stopping short going to help any of that?
 
2021-05-12 5:14:40 PM  
Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it...
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2021-05-12 5:16:56 PM  
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2021-05-12 5:17:41 PM  
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2021-05-12 5:18:49 PM  
Stahp de steel!
 
2021-05-12 5:19:12 PM  

EvilEgg: It didn't really work for Trump.


It's only because it is STILL working for Trump and has only been at a slow boil after it frothed over for a moment there.

The GQP is turning up the gaslighting though and soon there will be salty water everywhere.
 
2021-05-12 5:19:51 PM  

Icarus_Rising: Tell Cyber Ninjas you want them to audit the voice vote once they're finished in AZ


They'll be on the way right after the audit. You'll never seem them coming.
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2021-05-12 5:20:30 PM  
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2021-05-12 5:21:24 PM  

quiotu: You know... she's still a House member. Are they just going to pretend she's not there? She's there until the 2022 elections, she can bother the shiat out of them and wrangle more support the entire time. She doesn't disappear like a lot would hope.


The Republicans are in the minority. It's not like she can hold up their legislative agenda because even with her, they don't have the votes.
 
2021-05-12 5:22:10 PM  
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".and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities."

[That might actually work...]


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"Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass. They always have, they always will."
 
2021-05-12 5:22:15 PM  
Or ask for an audit.
 
2021-05-12 5:22:57 PM  
Liz Cheney: they're  real and they're magnificent.


...wait what. Brb.
 
2021-05-12 5:23:29 PM  
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2021-05-12 5:23:33 PM  
Mulva.... Cheney?
 
2021-05-12 5:24:32 PM  

fsbilly: Psychopompous: weddingsinger: EvilEgg: It didn't really work for Trump.

Didn't it?

He got a violent coup attempt but, perhaps more importantly, he got hundreds of millions of dollars in donations to his personal bank account SuperPAC to use to (giggles) "fight the steal."

Reminder: Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall Putsch happened in 1923, 10 years before he was made Chancellor.

Yeah, let's see what that saggy undercooked puff pastry looks like when he's 84.


Don't forget his spawn, patiently waiting for Daddy to stroke out on the crapper in order to inherit Donald Trump's "legacy", such as it is.

They are the spoiled brats of a wealthy old man. They have spent their whole lives biding their time, waiting to feast on the carcass of Trump Industries and the MAGA faithful.
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2021-05-12 5:24:54 PM  
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2021-05-12 5:25:02 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: think if she wants her job back, Cheney has to challenge Stefanik to a lethal contest using very impractical weapons in some sort of dome


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2021-05-12 5:28:08 PM  

EvilElecBlanket: You dems can have her. As close as it is in the House, it might be important.

/anyone defending a Cheney is a POS


Gosh! You sure told off that strawman you invented! Good job!
 
2021-05-12 5:28:25 PM  
Republicans? Well we have no deal with them.
 
2021-05-12 5:31:04 PM  
Don't fall for their shiat. This is just more theater to take away from real issues because the attacks on Biden don't stick, and they're mad he doesn't give their bullshiat any oxygen.

We know they're setting up to steal the House and Senate through voter suppression/manipulation/outright cheating. We know they're setting up to steal the presidency the same way. We know they're setting up to ensure lasting one party rule that looks like "well, guess the other party just can't win" so it looks halfway legitimate. But that sun won't shine on Manchin till he's out a seat and the shiat done already happened.
 
2021-05-12 5:31:57 PM  

Mrtraveler01: EvilElecBlanket: /anyone defending a Cheney is a POS

Sad when she's "the voice of reason" when the other side keeps saying the election was "stolen".


When Cheney and Frum are the voice of reason in the GOP, its because its gone way too far.
 
2021-05-12 5:37:55 PM  

Mrtraveler01: EvilElecBlanket: /anyone defending a Cheney is a POS

Sad when she's "the voice of reason" when the other side keeps saying the election was "stolen".


She's more like the voice of moderation.  No one with an R in front of their name has anything to do with 'reason'.
 
2021-05-12 5:44:54 PM  

Headso: Dick Cheney: Maybe you can just go back.

Liz Cheney: Go back?

Dick Cheney : Yeah. Pretend like it never happened.

Liz Cheney : You mean just walk into the committee meeting on Monday morning like it never happened?

Dick Cheney : Sure. You're a woman. Republicans don't take you seriously.

Liz Cheney : Just..go back. Pretend the whole thing never happened.

Dick Cheney : Never happened.


I was blowin' off a little steam.  So what!?
 
2021-05-12 5:48:23 PM  

special20: EvilElecBlanket: You dems can have her. As close as it is in the House, it might be important.

/anyone defending a Cheney is a POS

Fark you - we'd rather have Biden claim to be a Republican, than have your smelly old girlfriend.


Do you really think Pelosi or even AOC would turn her down if she would make a difference after a bad mid-term election? Bless your heart.
 
2021-05-12 5:48:41 PM  
That's the maneuver which Sulu did with the cat on the navigation console.
 
2021-05-12 5:49:43 PM  

Headso: Dick Cheney: Maybe you can just go back.

Liz Cheney: Go back?

Dick Cheney : Yeah. Pretend like it never happened.

Liz Cheney : You mean just walk into the committee meeting on Monday morning like it never happened?

Dick Cheney : Sure. You're a woman. Republicans don't take you seriously.

Liz Cheney : Just..go back. Pretend the whole thing never happened.

Dick Cheney : Never happened.


It worked for that writer on SNL.
 
2021-05-12 5:52:19 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: think if she wants her job back, Cheney has to challenge Stefanik to a lethal contest using very impractical weapons in some sort of dome


Death by pool noodle!
 
2021-05-12 5:54:22 PM  
I thought this was the "Constanza Maneuver" -- which would also be fitting of them running out of the room before she spoke:

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2021-05-12 5:54:36 PM  
"But I have HAND!"
"And you're gonna need it."
 
2021-05-12 5:55:06 PM  

EvilElecBlanket: You dems can have her. As close as it is in the House, it might be important.

/anyone defending a Cheney is a POS


I don't think we're defending her as much as pointing out how weird that you he is peeing the GOP is being.

I love voice-to-text.
 
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2021-05-12 5:55:25 PM  

EvilEgg: It didn't really work for Trump.


With Republicans it did
 
2021-05-12 5:56:10 PM  

Psychopompous: weddingsinger: EvilEgg: It didn't really work for Trump.

Didn't it?

He got a violent coup attempt but, perhaps more importantly, he got hundreds of millions of dollars in donations to his personal bank account SuperPAC to use to (giggles) "fight the steal."

Reminder: Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall Putsch happened in 1923, 10 years before he was made Chancellor.


Trump doesn't have 10 functional years left, and by that time republicans will be fully latched on to a new monster.
 
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