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2021-05-12 12:49:21 PM  
I, for one, welcome Billie Eilish's enormous tatas.

/😛
 
2021-05-12 1:43:43 PM  
She's got a Scarlett Johannson look going on, and I mean above the neck not below.
 
2021-05-12 1:46:20 PM  
I have heard more about Billie Eislish and her penchant for working at NOT being sexy than I have her music.

So, I checked it out.

That's a lot of trying too hard from a 19 year old. Gotta say I liked a young Michelle Branch or Julia Nunes better around the same age. Less angst. But that's from a guy who already saw The Cure, Bauhaus, and The Smiths rise up, and after the Goths rose the emo, and as I get older, while I hold onto a lot of the punk and post-punk and ska and other infusions, I have sort of lost interest in a lot of navel-gazing in tunes.

She's not for me. That's OK. I'm less impressed with Michelle Branch when she goes more studio whistles and bells too though. I like the gal, and I played her a lot for my daughter because I liked her style, and a hafu who made it was important for my girl to see when she was really interested in music. We all need to see ourselves out there. Me not like Eilish doesn't mean she's not got a voice, it's just not really for me. She seems to be banking on a degree of toeing up to the line of being comfy with her body--mind you, that comes from the only real exposure that I've had to her have been Fark stories about her either hiding the cookies, or daring to show them off--and making that a signature, which seems kind of thin, but she's 19. This is the time to pretend that your discoveries about human nature are deep and precious and entirely novel and fresh. I'd be far more surprised if she had less of that.
 
2021-05-12 1:53:26 PM  
Wait until she gets a book deal and has to be bi for awhile
 
2021-05-12 2:49:55 PM  
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2021-05-12 2:52:40 PM  
Billie Eilish's says the 'scary' reaction to sultry magazine cover makes her 'never wants to post' to social media again

Awww. I don't know if the world can handle another hit like this.
 
2021-05-12 2:52:57 PM  
Billie Eilish's says the 'scary' reaction to sultry magazine cover makes her 'never wants to post' to social media again
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2021-05-12 2:55:50 PM  

gopher321: She's got a Scarlett Johannson look going on, and I mean above the neck not below.


I said the same thing in that thread the other day.  She almost looks like her little sister.
 
2021-05-12 2:56:47 PM  

gopher321: She's got a Scarlett Johannson look going on, and I mean above the neck not below.


Even that's a stretch.
 
2021-05-12 2:59:21 PM  
Zzzzzzz
 
2021-05-12 2:59:26 PM  
Bodacious Tata's was a film I seem to recall

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2021-05-12 3:01:48 PM  
Well, she's a biggun' for sure. Still attractive...though I have a feeling the photography is helping out.

But, still...she suddenly doesn't like the photos of her? Was she not able to look at them beforehand (or, perhaps, just look in a mirror to see what her costume was)?

Gimme a break...
 
2021-05-12 3:02:14 PM  

gbv23: Bodacious Tata's was a film I seem to recall

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She looks bored of life, the universe, and everything
 
2021-05-12 3:03:26 PM  
3. Billie Eilish's says the 'scary' reaction to sultry magazine cover makes her 'never wants to post' to social media again

2. ???

1. According to Eilish, the overwhelming response has made her weary of sharing photos in the future.
 
2021-05-12 3:04:46 PM  

hubiestubert: I have heard more about Billie Eislish and her penchant for working at NOT being sexy than I have her music.

So, I checked it out.

That's a lot of trying too hard from a 19 year old. Gotta say I liked a young Michelle Branch or Julia Nunes better around the same age. Less angst. But that's from a guy who already saw The Cure, Bauhaus, and The Smiths rise up, and after the Goths rose the emo, and as I get older, while I hold onto a lot of the punk and post-punk and ska and other infusions, I have sort of lost interest in a lot of navel-gazing in tunes.

She's not for me. That's OK. I'm less impressed with Michelle Branch when she goes more studio whistles and bells too though. I like the gal, and I played her a lot for my daughter because I liked her style, and a hafu who made it was important for my girl to see when she was really interested in music. We all need to see ourselves out there. Me not like Eilish doesn't mean she's not got a voice, it's just not really for me. She seems to be banking on a degree of toeing up to the line of being comfy with her body--mind you, that comes from the only real exposure that I've had to her have been Fark stories about her either hiding the cookies, or daring to show them off--and making that a signature, which seems kind of thin, but she's 19. This is the time to pretend that your discoveries about human nature are deep and precious and entirely novel and fresh. I'd be far more surprised if she had less of that.


This very much. And look whatever, she's got talent some etc... BUT, her whole shtick of not being a sex object and a lot of other empowerment bullshiat appears to have just been a MARKETING  MASTER CLASS.

So I applaud her and her team on that respect.

Folks, you've been marketed to.
 
2021-05-12 3:05:19 PM  
Girls got some curves.  I would encourage her to show them more but it's her body.
 
2021-05-12 3:13:04 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Well, she's a biggun' for sure. Still attractive...though I have a feeling the photography is helping out.

But, still...she suddenly doesn't like the photos of her? Was she not able to look at them beforehand (or, perhaps, just look in a mirror to see what her costume was)?

Gimme a break...

Quite an imagination you have"On Monday, during an appearance on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.", Eilish called the reaction to the photos "amazing" but "scary." According to Eilish, the overwhelming response has made her weary of sharing photos in the future.
"I think it more just makes me never want to post again," she explained. "I feel like I wanted to post more when less people cared, and now that more people care, it's scary to me."
"I mean, it's amazing," she added. "It was so weird, the day that all those pictures came out because I'd post one and then I'd see, 'Billie Eilish has broken the record for the fastest picture ever liked!' And then I would post another one, and it would say, 'Billie Eilish just broke the other record she just broke with the new fastest picture ever liked!' It's been crazy. It's been a very weird, surreal week."
 
2021-05-12 3:13:22 PM  
I am shocked by what shocks people these days or that people can even be shocked by anything anymore.
 
2021-05-12 3:15:08 PM  
Who among us has not been shocked by a photo shoot with a fashion magazine arranged and cleared through our publicist and then approved, photo by photo, and signed-off upon before publication?

Cast the first stone.
 
2021-05-12 3:16:53 PM  

Bslim: hubiestubert: I have heard more about Billie Eislish and her penchant for working at NOT being sexy than I have her music.

So, I checked it out.

That's a lot of trying too hard from a 19 year old. Gotta say I liked a young Michelle Branch or Julia Nunes better around the same age. Less angst. But that's from a guy who already saw The Cure, Bauhaus, and The Smiths rise up, and after the Goths rose the emo, and as I get older, while I hold onto a lot of the punk and post-punk and ska and other infusions, I have sort of lost interest in a lot of navel-gazing in tunes.

She's not for me. That's OK. I'm less impressed with Michelle Branch when she goes more studio whistles and bells too though. I like the gal, and I played her a lot for my daughter because I liked her style, and a hafu who made it was important for my girl to see when she was really interested in music. We all need to see ourselves out there. Me not like Eilish doesn't mean she's not got a voice, it's just not really for me. She seems to be banking on a degree of toeing up to the line of being comfy with her body--mind you, that comes from the only real exposure that I've had to her have been Fark stories about her either hiding the cookies, or daring to show them off--and making that a signature, which seems kind of thin, but she's 19. This is the time to pretend that your discoveries about human nature are deep and precious and entirely novel and fresh. I'd be far more surprised if she had less of that.

This very much. And look whatever, she's got talent some etc... BUT, her whole shtick of not being a sex object and a lot of other empowerment bullshiat appears to have just been a MARKETING  MASTER CLASS.

So I applaud her and her team on that respect.

Folks, you've been marketed to.


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2021-05-12 3:17:51 PM  

Bslim: BUT, her whole shtick of not being a sex object and a lot of other empowerment bullshiat appears to have just been a MARKETING  MASTER CLASS.


Its the Britney playbook, but bragging about virginity is a little icky in 2021. But just like Britney, out comes album number 2 and out of nowhere she switches. up. her. GAME.

That said, I like her music and think she's attractive. I also think she's kind of annoying, but what do you expect out of a 19 year old pop megastar?
 
2021-05-12 3:22:19 PM  
This is why Susan Boyle had to leave the industry. Everyone kept sexualizing her.
 
2021-05-12 3:24:54 PM  
The 19-year-old nearly broke the internet last week

Did it?  I don't remember any outages or remarkable latency.
 
2021-05-12 3:27:26 PM  

kyleaugustus: The 19-year-old nearly broke the internet last week

Did it?  I don't remember any outages or remarkable latency.


That's heavy
 
2021-05-12 3:27:36 PM  
She still looks like a drag queen.  NTTAWWT.
 
2021-05-12 3:30:23 PM  
And that's before she's even hit the matriarch stage.
 
2021-05-12 3:34:21 PM  

kyleaugustus: The 19-year-old nearly broke the internet last week

Did it?  I don't remember any outages or remarkable latency.


She actually caused the oil pipeline shutdown, not Darkside. They're just fans trying to take the heat off her.
 
2021-05-12 3:34:39 PM  
I'm surprised too, nude women who don't look bored as hell are like two clicks away
 
2021-05-12 3:35:26 PM  
Is this the middle aged men sneering at a teenager that's more successful than they'll ever be meet up group?
 
2021-05-12 3:37:04 PM  

moothemagiccow: I'm surprised too, nude women who don't look bored as hell are like two clicks away


This guy treats objects like women, man.
 
2021-05-12 3:38:06 PM  
Oh no, don't look at these photos, or these ones, and especially don't like and subscribe to these photos showing my heaving bust! Oh, the shame of it all, I can't believe I took these photos here of myself in underwear!
 
2021-05-12 3:40:13 PM  

Bslim: This very much. And look whatever, she's got talent some etc... BUT, her whole shtick of not being a sex object and a lot of other empowerment bullshiat appears to have just been a MARKETING  MASTER CLASS.

So I applaud her and her team on that respect.

Folks, you've been marketed to.


Or, maybe when she was 15 she and her family knew enough to realize it was gross and inappropriate for her to use sex appeal to sell records and increase her popularity, but once she was 18 it's her call on what she does.

You know, like regular humans with basic ethics and a sense of decency would do?
 
2021-05-12 3:40:27 PM  
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: Oh no, don't look at these photos, or these ones, and especially don't like and subscribe to these photos showing my heaving bust! Oh, the shame of it all, I can't believe I took these photos here of myself in underwear!
 
2021-05-12 3:42:41 PM  
BTW, I really don't give a shiat, despite my posting on it.
 
2021-05-12 3:48:34 PM  
Studman69 here.  She looks terrible in the photo shoot.

She looks much better in her normal hoodie/etc.
 
2021-05-12 3:49:20 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: But, still...she suddenly doesn't like the photos of her?


My understanding is that she doesn't like the attention they received.
 
2021-05-12 3:50:25 PM  

Uncle Pooky: MelGoesOnTour: But, still...she suddenly doesn't like the photos of her?

My imagination says that she doesn't like the attention they received.

 
2021-05-12 3:50:47 PM  

Boojum2k: gbv23: Bodacious Tata's was a film I seem to recall

[i.imgur.com image 281x442]

She looks bored of life, the universe, and everything


Did you skip puberty/early adulthood?
 
2021-05-12 3:53:58 PM  
She reminds me of a young Fiona Apple in that she takes herself wayyyy too seriously.
 
2021-05-12 3:56:15 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Is this the middle aged men sneering at a teenager that's more successful than they'll ever be meet up group?


Yes it is.  Here, have a lapel pin.
And a donut.
 
2021-05-12 3:58:02 PM  
Shocked?!
Never wants to post on social media again?
Well, there's an opportunity here, missy... get that message to your teenage and pre-puberty followers and tell them that social media blows.
Do it!
 
2021-05-12 4:00:55 PM  

scotchcrotch: She reminds me of a young Fiona Apple in that she takes herself wayyyy too seriously.


Have you ever met someone at 18 who didn't have an inflated view of their own opinion and view of the world?  Goes with the age band.  No matter how popular, talented, or smart we are, we don't know jack shiat at 18, but we think we know everything.
 
2021-05-12 4:01:32 PM  
Almost everyone commenting both missed her point and confirmed that her concern is 100% warranted. SMH.
 
2021-05-12 4:04:36 PM  
She loves to poop above all things.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMegoKsGo/
 
2021-05-12 4:11:43 PM  

kyleaugustus: The 19-year-old nearly broke the internet last week

Did it?  I don't remember any outages or remarkable latency.


"Break the internet" means, "a lot of reporters spent some time in a closed office with a great many tissues" nowadays. I'm sure that there are good number who had the Billie Eilish Turns 18 date clearly outlined on their calendar.
 
2021-05-12 4:12:16 PM  

SBinRR: HotWingConspiracy: Is this the middle aged men sneering at a teenager that's more successful than they'll ever be meet up group?

Yes it is.  Here, have a lapel pin.
And a donut.


Is the donut for eating?
 
2021-05-12 4:15:49 PM  
Her plus size female fans who consider her their champion probably feel betrayed to discover she has a nicer body than was believed.
 
2021-05-12 4:19:23 PM  

LewDux: Uncle Pooky: MelGoesOnTour: But, still...she suddenly doesn't like the photos of her?

My imagination says that she doesn't like the attention they received.


Sorry, I'm not getting the "imagination" remark (but I'm cool with it...I don't always "get" things).

When I read TFA I guess I just saw it as her being all "Here I am on Vogue...but why am I being noticed?!" as if being in a magazine will do nothing for exposure. So, in my imagination...or misinterpretation...my first reponse was "Well, don't be in a magazine, then!"

And...I'm not being snarky...I actually didn't read it as her liking the attention.

*shrugs*
 
2021-05-12 4:24:15 PM  
I remember a photo on Reddit of her side-by-side with Cillian Murphy captioned that they are the same person and I can't unsee it anymore.
 
2021-05-12 4:24:23 PM  

gbv23: Bodacious Tata's was a film I seem to recall

[i.imgur.com image 281x442]


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