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(Metro)   Good Morning Britain host declares "The Queen is dead" failing to realize she was, in fact, alive   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2021-05-12 7:33:21 AM  
He just meant that the Queen was laughing very hard.
 
2021-05-12 7:34:58 AM  
Next he'll be saying that Meat Is Murder.
 
2021-05-12 7:38:59 AM  
She was delicious.
 
2021-05-12 7:42:40 AM  
long live the queen!
 
2021-05-12 7:45:33 AM  
The Queen frowns upon your shenanigans, moves diagonally across the board and takes your bishop.
 
2021-05-12 7:53:44 AM  
Who gives a bloody stool?
 
2021-05-12 7:57:38 AM  
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2021-05-12 7:57:39 AM  

TheCableGuy: The Queen frowns upon your shenanigans, moves diagonally across the board and takes your bishop.


Jump the queen!
Youtube 81R16gj37Zc
 
2021-05-12 7:59:31 AM  
"Brains, brains." - QEII
 
2021-05-12 8:00:55 AM  
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2021-05-12 8:07:51 AM  

mrinfoguy: Who gives a bloody stool?


Ooh!  I know this one!

"What is a lesbian bar with a broken tampon machine".
 
2021-05-12 8:17:44 AM  
"Long live The King's Singers"
 
2021-05-12 8:18:07 AM  
Ghost - Ghuleh / Zombie Queen
Youtube dQDaWoWwqdM
 
2021-05-12 8:18:18 AM  
The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
Youtube eubgWMwSD0k
 
2021-05-12 8:33:25 AM  
Went to read the article and was immediately hit by 20 ads closed the window immediately and added Metro to the dont open list. I assume some Brit said something stupid on air and everyone immediately called for his/her head.
 
2021-05-12 8:35:44 AM  
my realization that every beefeater would need to get their uni changed from ER to CR as well as oh so many other things,,, it made my head hurt.
 
2021-05-12 8:44:30 AM  
Her majesty is quite happy and does not wish to go into the cart.
 
2021-05-12 8:50:23 AM  
Yeah, we just went through a "When a Royal Dies and How It's Announced" scenario. It's not going to be Tom Holland having spoilers slip out.
 
2021-05-12 9:01:52 AM  

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The beginning of the song was playing in my head the instant I read the words.
 
2021-05-12 9:07:08 AM  
Well, she got better

she was then taken to a better hospital and declared alive

Python/Simpson references
 
2021-05-12 9:07:28 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Yeah, we just went through a "When a Royal Dies and How It's Announced" scenario. It's not going to be Tom Holland having spoilers slip out.


Spiderman killing the Queen is the plot of No Way Home.
 
2021-05-12 9:23:02 AM  
Rumors of her death have been greatly exaggerated.
 
2021-05-12 9:31:47 AM  
That's nothing. You should hear him play piano.
 
2021-05-12 10:16:49 AM  
Man makes mistake everyone knew was a mistake--news at never o'clock
 
2021-05-12 10:17:09 AM  

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The joke in Shaun of the Dead was friggin' awesome.
 
2021-05-12 10:31:32 AM  
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2021-05-12 10:52:49 AM  
I Fucked the Queen
Youtube hvXGUaadaIs
 
2021-05-12 11:42:50 AM  
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Now, we may be just a tad amused.
 
2021-05-12 12:01:49 PM  

TheCableGuy: The Queen frowns upon your shenanigans, moves diagonally across the board and takes your bishop.


Ewwww
 
2021-05-12 12:24:30 PM  

sephjnr: OtherLittleGuy: Yeah, we just went through a "When a Royal Dies and How It's Announced" scenario. It's not going to be Tom Holland having spoilers slip out.

Spiderman killing the Queen is the plot of No Way Home.


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2021-05-12 12:59:13 PM  

TaDu: AuralArgument: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/eubgWMwS​D0k]

The beginning of the song was playing in my head the instant I read the words.


Same
 
2021-05-12 2:35:43 PM  
Perhaps Her Majesty took the limerick too seriously (credit to The Crown):

The once was a woman from Dallas
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her ass hole in Buckingham Palace
 
2021-05-12 5:08:18 PM  
Eat the eggs! Up with the queen!

/nothing is obscure...?
 
2021-05-12 11:42:38 PM  

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Exactly so.

The thread was over before I found it.
 
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