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(Slate)   "Dear Stoya: My husband gave me permission to indulge my long-desired fantasy, sex with another woman. Where do I start?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2021-05-11 10:42:25 PM  
By warming up. Don't pull a hammy.
 
2021-05-11 10:44:43 PM  
"Dear Stoya: My husband gave me permission to indulge my long-desired fantasy, sex with another woman. Where do I start?"


The ankle, then work your way up.
 
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2021-05-11 10:46:56 PM  
Armpit stuff.
 
2021-05-11 11:30:21 PM  
Start with him hiding in the closet. You know he wants to watch.
 
2021-05-12 12:03:25 AM  
What's wrong with a kiss, boy girl?

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at the gate.
 
2021-05-12 12:35:19 AM  
Right here!
 
2021-05-12 12:59:29 AM  
Pillows. It always starts with pillows.
 
2021-05-12 1:02:05 AM  
How about a kiss?
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2021-05-12 2:57:29 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: By warming up. Don't pull a hammy.


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Pull a what now?
 
2021-05-12 3:01:42 AM  
Can I come too
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2021-05-12 3:16:36 AM  
With Stoya, obviously.

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2021-05-12 5:20:17 AM  
Butt stuff.

/obviously.
 
2021-05-12 5:21:24 AM  
Someone who is unaware of the existence of dating sites and unable to do rudimentary research should not open their marriage. Relationship difficulty level increases geometrically when you add simultaneous boning partners, not arithmetically.
 
2021-05-12 5:34:28 AM  
start with a divorce. it will end there anyway.
 
2021-05-12 5:41:46 AM  
Costco.  They have a GoPro package on sale right now.
 
2021-05-12 5:42:47 AM  
"My husband gave me permission to indulge my long-desired fantasy, sex with another woman. Where do I start?"

For him you should shut that down, you're not supposed to.
 
2021-05-12 6:11:09 AM  
Step 1: Get a high definition video camera with lots of free space on the memory card...
 
2021-05-12 6:11:32 AM  

No Catchy Nickname: What's wrong with a kiss, boy girl?

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at the gate.


Straight for the what?
 
2021-05-12 6:46:30 AM  
Why not not do a three way and get it out of your system?

That way you both are happy.
 
2021-05-12 7:02:47 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: Why not not do a three way and get it out of your system?

That way you both are happy.


Well, sure. I mean, you know that's what hubby's angling for anyway. Just drop the pretense.
 
2021-05-12 7:23:10 AM  
The mouth.  Then work your way down.
 
2021-05-12 7:26:44 AM  
By taking her out. You can be easy without being cheap.
 
2021-05-12 8:50:56 AM  
Absolutely first thing is to get a decent camera and set up good lighting.   Nothing worse than poorly lit low resolution amateur lesbian porn.
 
2021-05-12 10:29:03 AM  
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2021-05-12 10:35:14 AM  

sinko swimo: start with a divorce. it will end there anyway.


This... inevitable.  Guaranteed that a lawyer has already been contacted.
 
2021-05-12 10:54:49 AM  
chicks dig a good fingerbang
 
2021-05-12 11:09:12 AM  

OlderGuy: sinko swimo: start with a divorce. it will end there anyway.

This... inevitable.  Guaranteed that a lawyer has already been contacted.


Yeah...

Hubby is going to use this as tacit permission to play himself.
 
2021-05-12 12:10:34 PM  
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2021-05-12 12:21:42 PM  
You Generally Start At The Top & Work Your Way Down
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2021-05-12 1:00:11 PM  
Odd advice from the 'pro'. I really doubt that the lesbian community is all that interested in fat chicks that have no plans to leave their husbands and just want to experiment with the gay community. Maybe if she was a hot piece of ass someone at the bar would shag her just to pop her cherry. Lesbians looking for a relationship wouldn't be interested and those out for a quick fark don't really want a chubby newb.

She falls in the same category as Studman69. She is going to need to pay a woman to get any action. So really, the best thing for her and her husband is to just pay a prostitute for a three way so her chemically castrated husband could do something to be involved. That will prevent any real threats to the marriage, she will learn how to eat at the Y, and her husband won't feel abandoned.

The bottom letter from the woman with vulvodynia needs to understand that it often takes years, many years, for symptoms to pass.
 
2021-05-12 3:09:03 PM  

Thrakkorzog: Start with him hiding in the closet. You know he wants to watch.


Then lock the closet and go shopping for about six hours.

Permission.

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2021-05-12 3:11:13 PM  

OldRod: Step 1: Get a high definition web-cam video camera  with lots of free space on the memory card...


FTFEveryone
 
2021-05-12 7:39:48 PM  
Hire a pro. Spend some time to do the research. Set aside $1500 or $2000. Find the girl of your fantasies and get a high-end hotel. Start with a nice dinner if that appeals to you, or just meet her at the hotel.

You get exactly what you want with someone who knows how to make you feel as comfortable as possible. If you're not into it, no one's feelings are hurt. If you're really, really into it and fall for her, she's not going to fall for you. You can take some time and figure yourself out before blowing up your marriage.

If you want to experiment, this is the way to do it.
 
2021-05-13 6:11:44 AM  

GardenWeasel: Pillows. It always starts with pillows.


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