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2021-05-11 10:23:03 PM  
Some basic biatch must have written that code.
 
2021-05-11 10:42:54 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Some basic biatch must have written that code.


QBASIC was my first programming language. That's a fun high school memory. Now I'm a CPA. Whatever.

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2021-05-12 2:55:58 AM  
'Fewer pet visits'?

What is that? Like when the dog comes to get pets? Why would you want fewer of those and what does the dog's diet have to do with it?
 
2021-05-12 4:57:57 AM  
Error: Pupper Overflow
 
2021-05-12 5:29:38 AM  
Sorry.  Haven't you heard?

https://homepages.cwi.nl/~storm/teach​i​ng/reader/Dijkstra68.pdf

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2021-05-12 5:33:54 AM  
"Computer: Canine supplement #47"
 
2021-05-12 5:38:56 AM  
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"Artificial Intelligence my furry ass."
 
2021-05-12 7:19:21 AM  
In the dark future of humanity there is only war,,..and spacecraft running on COBOL.
 
2021-05-12 7:21:23 AM  
That's pretty BASIC.
 
2021-05-12 8:35:33 AM  
Dogs don't need food designed by AI. Reminds me of when there was a big controversy because one of the dog food companies wanted to make dog food from fish heads and crickets. My first thought was that the CEO of the company was a dog.
 
2021-05-12 9:40:54 AM  
Reminds me of a seemingly longish era in the early 80s, where you could type in a 3-line BASIC program into a VIC-20 or C-64 as you walked by in the Sears store, or wherever...  also the same era when Wegmans tried to sell Atari cartridges.
 
2021-05-12 10:21:14 AM  
?SYNTAX ERROR
10 print "your dog
20 print "wants steak
30 goto 10
 
2021-05-12 1:33:46 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: ?SYNTAX ERROR
10 print "your dog
20 print "wants steak
30 goto 10


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