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2021-05-11 6:22:30 PM  
Almost forgot it was Tuesday!
 
2021-05-11 7:45:30 PM  
The announcer at Wallops needs to not look away from the mic when he's talking. "Launch window is good mumblemumblemumblein Bermuda mumblemumblemumble...."
 
2021-05-11 8:41:30 PM  

FriarReb98: The announcer at Wallops needs to not look away from the mic when he's talking. "Launch window is good mumblemumblemumblein Bermuda mumblemumblemumble...."


Probably swatting away mosquitoes.  They're legendary out there.

I've spent some time at a facility just up the road from the launch pads.  Even got a patch!

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2021-05-11 8:43:01 PM  
Damnit, scrub.
 
2021-05-11 9:02:51 PM  
It looks like the Illuminati is Science!
 
2021-05-11 9:10:28 PM  

crypticsatellite: Almost forgot it was Tuesday!


Sometimes there is really no way to tell.

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2021-05-11 9:20:35 PM  
I'm here!

The Illuminati meeting went over.
 
2021-05-11 9:21:22 PM  

FriarReb98: Damnit, scrub.


Gives me another chance for cloudless skies. :)
 
2021-05-11 9:31:24 PM  

crypticsatellite: I'm here!

The Illuminati meeting went over.


It was likely a ruse.
 
2021-05-11 9:37:50 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: I'm here!

The Illuminati meeting went over.

It was likely a ruse.


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Couldn't leave until the fire was out.
 
2021-05-11 9:42:28 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I'm here!

The Illuminati meeting went over.

It was likely a ruse.

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Couldn't leave until the fire was out.


Did you get to bring the owl home, this time?
 
2021-05-11 9:45:52 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I'm here!

The Illuminati meeting went over.

It was likely a ruse.

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Couldn't leave until the fire was out.

Did you get to bring the owl home, this time?


No. :(

Might make my own, though.
 
2021-05-11 9:50:34 PM  
These shows are...uninspiring.
 
2021-05-11 9:53:43 PM  

crypticsatellite: These shows are...uninspiring.


I think we may have seen it once or twice,
 
2021-05-11 9:57:16 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: These shows are...uninspiring.

I think we may have seen it once or twice,


Yes.
 
2021-05-11 9:58:10 PM  
Next up: Oracles. After that: Egyptians.
 
2021-05-11 10:00:49 PM  

crypticsatellite: Next up: Oracles. After that: Egyptians.


The Oracle is a girl that screams in a cave with sulphur smells around her.  Not sure what facet of Egyptian life and death they plan to expose though.
 
2021-05-11 10:01:36 PM  
So tight and narrow.
 
2021-05-11 10:01:59 PM  
I spent half the day making my Internet work again.  I think a router gave out, and still haven't found the particular component yet.
 
2021-05-11 10:02:16 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: Next up: Oracles. After that: Egyptians.

The Oracle is a girl that screams in a cave with sulphur smells around her.  Not sure what facet of Egyptian life and death they plan to expose though.


Mummies, perhaps.
 
2021-05-11 10:02:23 PM  

crypticsatellite: So tight and narrow.


heh, the tunnel of the Oracle
 
2021-05-11 10:02:52 PM  

IronTom: I spent half the day making my Internet work again.  I think a router gave out, and still haven't found the particular component yet.


At least you're up and running, now. Do you have multiple routers?
 
2021-05-11 10:03:00 PM  
She doesn't look like a virgin.
 
2021-05-11 10:03:40 PM  

IronTom: She doesn't look like a virgin.


What do they look like?
 
2021-05-11 10:05:44 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: I spent half the day making my Internet work again.  I think a router gave out, and still haven't found the particular component yet.

At least you're up and running, now. Do you have multiple routers?


Yeah, the cable modem only has four outputs, so I send them into 'switches'  which I guess are not really routers.  And some of the switches feed other switches.  But I was finally able to hook the refrigerator onto the internet.  I ran its diagnostics, adjusted its settings and checked how long the doors were open over one day and how many times.
 
2021-05-11 10:06:04 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: She doesn't look like a virgin.

What do they look like?


Not like her!
 
2021-05-11 10:06:59 PM  
She gyrates like a ..., well, um, like a non-virgin.
 
2021-05-11 10:11:20 PM  
Weara the helmetsa, you a donna wanna hitta your-a head.
 
2021-05-11 10:18:10 PM  
A Purple and blue jumpsuit?
 
2021-05-11 10:19:21 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: I spent half the day making my Internet work again.  I think a router gave out, and still haven't found the particular component yet.

At least you're up and running, now. Do you have multiple routers?

Yeah, the cable modem only has four outputs, so I send them into 'switches'  which I guess are not really routers.  And some of the switches feed other switches.  But I was finally able to hook the refrigerator onto the internet.  I ran its diagnostics, adjusted its settings and checked how long the doors were open over one day and how many times.


I love stuff like that.
 
2021-05-11 10:20:12 PM  

crypticsatellite: A Purple and blue jumpsuit?


It looked pink on my TV.  Purple would be more manly.  Grazianno Ferrari wouldn't wear pink on his butt.
 
2021-05-11 10:20:53 PM  
I don't know if I could walk down there.
 
2021-05-11 10:22:10 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: A Purple and blue jumpsuit?

It looked pink on my TV.  Purple would be more manly.  Grazianno Ferrari wouldn't wear pink on his butt.


Maybe is was mauve.
 
2021-05-11 10:23:00 PM  

crypticsatellite: I don't know if I could walk down there.


It might make a difference if there was a pretty 'virgin' waiting for you down there.
 
2021-05-11 10:23:12 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: A Purple and blue jumpsuit?

It looked pink on my TV.  Purple would be more manly.  Grazianno Ferrari wouldn't wear pink on his butt.

Maybe is was mauve.


hehehehehe
 
2021-05-11 10:25:18 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: I don't know if I could walk down there.

It might make a difference if there was a pretty 'virgin' waiting for you down there.


It would be pretty cramped down there.

Unless, it opens up into an Oracle Chamber or something.
 
2021-05-11 10:28:02 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I don't know if I could walk down there.

It might make a difference if there was a pretty 'virgin' waiting for you down there.

It would be pretty cramped down there.

Unless, it opens up into an Oracle Chamber or something.


You called it!

And there she is: the brunette vixen.
 
2021-05-11 10:29:24 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I don't know if I could walk down there.

It might make a difference if there was a pretty 'virgin' waiting for you down there.

It would be pretty cramped down there.

Unless, it opens up into an Oracle Chamber or something.

You called it!

And there she is: the brunette vixen.


Look like a goth club.
 
2021-05-11 10:30:26 PM  
Mauve, yes.
 
2021-05-11 10:30:37 PM  
 
2021-05-11 10:37:02 PM  

crypticsatellite: Saw this:

https://www.amazon.com/PHILOMATH-Geome​tric-Unification-Science-Through/dp/B0​93BC3K1X/ref=pd_lutyp_rtpb_1_3/142-529​1646-8788954


Looks like a great read, especially if you are buzzed.  It will seem like great revelations are eeking out, and maybe they are.
 
2021-05-11 10:38:44 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: Saw this:

https://www.amazon.com/PHILOMATH-Geome​tric-Unification-Science-Through/dp/B0​93BC3K1X/ref=pd_lutyp_rtpb_1_3/142-529​1646-8788954

Looks like a great read, especially if you are buzzed.  It will seem like great revelations are eeking out, and maybe they are.


It does intrigue me. But I haven't pulled the trigger on it.
 
2021-05-11 10:41:02 PM  
Is it warming up over there yet?  It's been pretty hot here.  Serrano peppers are growing outside, as well as oregano, thyme, and rosemary.  And I didn't even plant them, they just popped up from last year.  The Plumeria has also come out of dormancy and has about 30 leaves on it now.

Plumeria:  (mine is way way smaller than this)

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2021-05-11 10:41:36 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: Saw this:

https://www.amazon.com/PHILOMATH-Geome​tric-Unification-Science-Through/dp/B0​93BC3K1X/ref=pd_lutyp_rtpb_1_3/142-529​1646-8788954

Looks like a great read, especially if you are buzzed.  It will seem like great revelations are eeking out, and maybe they are.

It does intrigue me. But I haven't pulled the trigger on it.


At $46, it needs to have a lot of revelations.
 
2021-05-11 10:48:40 PM  
If you've seen one Oracle, you've seen them all.
 
2021-05-11 10:53:11 PM  
I'm really forcing myself to go to work anymore.  Ah well.  At least the weekends are long, and Memorial Day is coming up.
 
2021-05-11 10:55:04 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I'm here!

The Illuminati meeting went over.

It was likely a ruse.

[Fark user image 750x562]

Couldn't leave until the fire was out.


Hahahaha!
 
2021-05-11 10:58:22 PM  
 
2021-05-11 10:59:13 PM  

IronTom: I'm really forcing myself to go to work anymore.  Ah well.  At least the weekends are long, and Memorial Day is coming up.


Yeah, it's like I have to force myself to work at all.
 
2021-05-11 11:00:08 PM  

IronTom: Is it warming up over there yet?  It's been pretty hot here.  Serrano peppers are growing outside, as well as oregano, thyme, and rosemary.  And I didn't even plant them, they just popped up from last year.  The Plumeria has also come out of dormancy and has about 30 leaves on it now.

Plumeria:  (mine is way way smaller than this)

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Nice!

We've had some really warm days, but it's pretty much in the 50s and 60s during the day.
 
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