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(Some Guy)   Students for Trump founder will now have a chance to found Inmates for Trump   (innercitypress.com) divider line
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3502 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 May 2021 at 7:49 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-05-11 2:50:58 PM  
Wow. I haven't seen a website that sophisticated since my last visit to Geocities.
 
2021-05-11 7:55:19 PM  
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2021-05-11 7:55:57 PM  
 
2021-05-11 7:56:01 PM  
Lemme know when it's "Inmates are Trump."
 
2021-05-11 7:56:09 PM  
Well. Someone's living up to hair fuhrer's example there.
 
2021-05-11 7:56:45 PM  
I'm not a fan of blanket statements like "Conservatives are terrible people" so I try to avoid them.
 
2021-05-11 7:59:10 PM  
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2021-05-11 8:00:09 PM  
Anyone able to follow that? It was written like a fifth grader ran their midterm paper through Google Translate a couple times.
 
2021-05-11 8:01:43 PM  

New Rising Sun: If you want to read about this on website made some time after 1999, try here:
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/cold-blo​oded-fraudster-founder-of-students-for​-trump-gets-time-behind-bars-for-posin​g-as-lawyer-scamming-clients/


You probably hurt subby's feelings, meanie. Glad about the junior trumphumper being removed from decent society, though.
 
2021-05-11 8:03:49 PM  

skyotter: I'm not a fan of blanket statements like "Conservatives are terrible people" so I try to avoid them.


I greatly respect your efforts to avoid blank statements like "Conservatives are terrible people". Even though I often see events in the news that makes me think that Conservatives are terrible people, I like to remind myself that there are occasionally exceptions to the rule that Conservatives are terrible people, even though many Conservatives are terrible people.
 
2021-05-11 8:04:20 PM  
Nice website, some sparkly gifs and a midi track would really put it over the top though.
 
2021-05-11 8:08:54 PM  
"This began in college when I engaged in student activism." Indoctrination at a liberal college ruins another poor young soul.
 
2021-05-11 8:09:12 PM  
The Aryan Brotherhood is already a thing.
 
2021-05-11 8:10:48 PM  
Huh. The gun nuts are half right - we DO have a mental health crisis in this country.
 
2021-05-11 8:12:47 PM  

New Rising Sun: If you want to read about this on website made some time after 1999, try here:
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/cold-blo​oded-fraudster-founder-of-students-for​-trump-gets-time-behind-bars-for-posin​g-as-lawyer-scamming-clients/

Lambert's attorney, Gary A. Peters, told the Daily News he was "disappointed" with the sentence, adding that his client was no longer a Trump supporter.


So what? Who cares? It has no standing here, dumb ass law lying guy. You know as well as I do he is.

I'm disappointed too. It is too short.
 
2021-05-11 8:17:51 PM  
Did I develop this site in 1998? It looks like some of the trash I made.
 
2021-05-11 8:21:34 PM  

Snapper Carr: The Aryan Brotherhood is already a thing.


And this twerp is about to be their property.
 
2021-05-11 8:31:57 PM  

Boo_Guy: Nice website, some sparkly gifs and a midi track would really put it over the top though.


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2021-05-11 8:38:19 PM  
I'm pretty certain that "Inmates for Trump" is just Trump's previous cabinet members.
 
2021-05-11 8:41:42 PM  

saturn badger: New Rising Sun: If you want to read about this on website made some time after 1999, try here:
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/cold-blo​oded-fraudster-founder-of-students-for​-trump-gets-time-behind-bars-for-posin​g-as-lawyer-scamming-clients/

Lambert's attorney, Gary A. Peters, told the Daily News he was "disappointed" with the sentence, adding that his client was no longer a Trump supporter.

So what? Who cares? It has no standing here, dumb ass law lying guy. You know as well as I do he is.

I'm disappointed too. It is too short.


Has the lawyer tried the "But he's white" defense yet?
 
2021-05-11 8:45:14 PM  
It's scheisters all the way down.
 
2021-05-11 8:46:40 PM  
FTFA: "My ignorance was a disrespect to the law and my country," Lambert reportedly said during the proceedings. "My life will be forever marked by this poor choice at a young age."

What a whiney little biatch. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, criminal, and accept the consequences of your actions.
 
2021-05-11 8:47:57 PM  
"My life will be forever marked by this poor choice at a young age."

Eat shiat.
 
2021-05-11 8:49:47 PM  
What is the process to surrender? Do you just walk up to the jail?
 
2021-05-11 8:56:48 PM  

New Rising Sun: If you want to read about this on website made some time after 1999, try here:
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/cold-blo​oded-fraudster-founder-of-students-for​-trump-gets-time-behind-bars-for-posin​g-as-lawyer-scamming-clients/


Thank you.  I clicked the link and was transported to my junior year of college. Where did you find that link, Subby?
 
2021-05-11 8:59:08 PM  
It's crazy to believe that some overly-vocal trump supporter turned out to be a massive fraud.

So crazy.
 
2021-05-11 9:08:23 PM  

skyotter: I'm not a fan of blanket statements like "Conservatives are terrible people" so I try to avoid them.


Only the Sith deal in absolutes, right.
 
2021-05-11 9:09:18 PM  
The feel good story of the day.
 
2021-05-11 9:16:58 PM  

RI_Red: saturn badger: New Rising Sun: If you want to read about this on website made some time after 1999, try here:
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/cold-blo​oded-fraudster-founder-of-students-for​-trump-gets-time-behind-bars-for-posin​g-as-lawyer-scamming-clients/

Lambert's attorney, Gary A. Peters, told the Daily News he was "disappointed" with the sentence, adding that his client was no longer a Trump supporter.

So what? Who cares? It has no standing here, dumb ass law lying guy. You know as well as I do he is.

I'm disappointed too. It is too short.

Has the lawyer tried the "But he's white" defense yet?


It was probably in his initial filing.
 
2021-05-11 9:32:47 PM  
You mean someone was actually held accountable for something?  Let's hope it's a trend.
 
2021-05-11 9:33:06 PM  

ongbok: Boo_Guy: Nice website, some sparkly gifs and a midi track would really put it over the top though.

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needs moar blingee!

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also, i have no idea where this link goes, but i don't want it regardless. not that icp you say?  inner city press you say?

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2021-05-11 9:38:27 PM  

Boo_Guy: Nice website, some sparkly gifs and a midi track would really put it over the top though.


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2021-05-11 9:39:26 PM  

Boo_Guy: Nice website, some sparkly gifs and a midi track would really put it over the top though.


The gifs are still Under Construction.
 
2021-05-11 9:40:00 PM  

foo monkey: Boo_Guy: Nice website, some sparkly gifs and a midi track would really put it over the top though.

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Damn you 9600 baud modem.
 
2021-05-11 10:10:36 PM  

Archie Goodwin: foo monkey: Boo_Guy: Nice website, some sparkly gifs and a midi track would really put it over the top though.

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Damn you 9600 baud modem.


Skreeeeeee....Ksssshhhhh....Boing! Boing!
 
2021-05-11 10:25:33 PM  

omg bbq: It's crazy to believe that some overly-vocal trump supporter turned out to be a massive fraud.

So crazy.


I'm amused by the "no longer a Trump supporter" claim. Bet it's because Trump didn't pardon him.
 
2021-05-11 10:26:02 PM  
I'm sure he'll be very popular.
 
2021-05-11 10:26:44 PM  

skyotter: I'm not a fan of blanket statements like "Conservatives are terrible people" so I try to avoid them.


Fair enough. Let me know when you find a counter example.
 
2021-05-11 10:28:12 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Archie Goodwin: foo monkey: Boo_Guy: Nice website, some sparkly gifs and a midi track would really put it over the top though.

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Damn you 9600 baud modem.

Skreeeeeee....Ksssshhhhh....Boing! Boing!


I use the 56K modem sound as my ringtone.
 
2021-05-11 10:38:49 PM  

Mithiwithi: omg bbq: It's crazy to believe that some overly-vocal trump supporter turned out to be a massive fraud.

So crazy.

I'm amused by the "no longer a Trump supporter" claim. Bet it's because Trump didn't pardon him.


No it's because these guys have perfected the "I'm just simple country folk that got caught up in a fascist coup" routine, and it is depressingly effective.
 
2021-05-11 11:09:16 PM  
In fairness, he's as good a lawyer as Giuliani, Powell, or Wood
 
2021-05-11 11:36:58 PM  
The 1996 aesthetic, simplistic non-responsive website is adorable. Th
 
2021-05-12 12:08:36 AM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: skyotter: I'm not a fan of blanket statements like "Conservatives are terrible people" so I try to avoid them.

Only the Sith deal in absolutes, right.


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2021-05-12 1:08:02 AM  
I love how this thread is half modem noises and geocities websites.

/used to be on the Tokyo???? ring back in the day
//can't remember the actual number, to my shame. also I was always "under construction"
///heh, "rings" whatta concept
 
2021-05-12 1:21:30 AM  
Students For Trump Founder Gets 13 Months For Fake Lawyer Fraud

Wait... does that mean he really is a lawyer but said he wasn't?
 
2021-05-12 6:46:24 AM  
Wow.  That website was almost uncomfortable to read.  Was it translated from pig-latin?
 
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