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(USA Today)   Further proof that the entire family was the result of some sort of "Boys From Brazil"-type cloning experiment: Arch Manning, nephew of Eli and Peyton, and grandson of Archie, a 6-foot-4, 200-pound HS sophomore QB, already has D-I scholarship offers   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2021-05-11 10:44:25 AM  
"Oh, the female trainers you'll abuse!"
 
2021-05-11 10:49:05 AM  
How big is his fivehead?

/inquiring minds want to know
 
2021-05-11 10:51:16 AM  
Tom Brady has more Superb Owl rings than him and his uncles combined.
 
2021-05-11 10:51:34 AM  
When a big man loves a big woman very much, they make big babbies.
 
2021-05-11 11:54:32 AM  
It's from the moms side.
 
2021-05-11 12:16:34 PM  
If you can choose your school, don't go to Ole Miss or Tennessee. Go to Stanford, or at least Northwestern or Vanderbilt. Duke still sucks.
 
2021-05-11 12:19:44 PM  
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2021-05-11 12:22:13 PM  
something something Brazilian Mannings something something wax.
 
2021-05-11 12:30:08 PM  
Pffft, got nothing on the Sutters.
 
2021-05-11 12:39:55 PM  
Flappyhead:

Have you seen how many Smiths there are across are across all sports?
 
2021-05-11 12:41:41 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: When a big man loves a big woman very much, they make big babbies.


I used " let's go make some NFL linebackers" as a pick up line to a big woman once.  It didn't work.
 
2021-05-11 12:50:05 PM  
Can you imagine the pressure and the expectations?

And isn't there a brother who got hurt and couldn't achieve what the other brothers did?

That kind of thing is tough.
 
2021-05-11 12:51:47 PM  

buttercat: Can you imagine the pressure and the expectations?

And isn't there a brother who got hurt and couldn't achieve what the other brothers did?

That kind of thing is tough.


Yeah, this is Cooper's kid. He was supposedly the best athlete of the three, just got hurt/sacrificed his career to Satan for his brothers
 
2021-05-11 12:55:29 PM  
Wonder which college he'll make the most money at.
 
2021-05-11 1:05:10 PM  
He'll be the first pick of the 2026 draft, when the Bengals replace the deceased Joe Burrow.
 
2021-05-11 1:10:55 PM  
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2021-05-11 1:39:02 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Wonder which college he'll make the most money at.


Yeah, I'm sure he's really hurting for money.
 
2021-05-11 2:14:32 PM  

IAmRight: buttercat: Can you imagine the pressure and the expectations?

And isn't there a brother who got hurt and couldn't achieve what the other brothers did?

That kind of thing is tough.

Yeah, this is Cooper's kid. He was supposedly the best athlete of the three, just got hurt/sacrificed his career to Satan for his brothers


Specifically, Cooper was diagnosed with spinal stenosis (congenital narrowing of the spinal canal) between high school and college.
 
2021-05-11 2:31:50 PM  
I'm just really happy for the kid getting a full scholarship so he'll be able to afford going to college.
 
2021-05-11 2:56:33 PM  

GypsyJoker: He'll be the first pick of the 2026 draft, when the Bengals replace the deceased Joe Burrow.


He'll be alive...he just wont know he's alive

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He keep's saying "58 is mike" over and over again
 
2021-05-11 3:33:05 PM  

FLMountainMan: WhiskeySticks: Wonder which college he'll make the most money at.

Yeah, I'm sure he's really hurting for money.


Check out Rick Romero's new hot off the press news story tonight at 11, "Rich people like to continue building more wealth!"
 
2021-05-11 3:34:41 PM  
SirDigbyChickenCaesar:
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You owe Lars Ulrich $750 for that screen cap.

/I keed
//I hope
 
2021-05-11 6:25:03 PM  

Polish Hussar: IAmRight: buttercat: Can you imagine the pressure and the expectations?

And isn't there a brother who got hurt and couldn't achieve what the other brothers did?

That kind of thing is tough.

Yeah, this is Cooper's kid. He was supposedly the best athlete of the three, just got hurt/sacrificed his career to Satan for his brothers

Specifically, Cooper was diagnosed with spinal stenosis (congenital narrowing of the spinal canal) between high school and college.


Yeah, that.

I'm still going with the "was forced to sacrifice his career to Satan so his brothers could succeed" angle, though.
 
2021-05-11 6:32:47 PM  

Flappyhead: Pffft, got nothing on the Sutters.


I had to google that.

Interesting.
 
2021-05-11 7:55:34 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: "Oh, the female trainers you'll abuse!"


Yeah.  I go to any Manning thread just to make sure that Payton abused and then with his dad's help, harassed a trainer at Tennessee.

The fact that he still gets endorsement deals as an clean, all-american celebrity disgusts me even further.
 
2021-05-11 8:00:13 PM  

fragMasterFlash: How big is his fivehead?

/inquiring minds want to know


I looked a bit through GIS on the kid. He always has a hat, helmet, or moppy bangs. I'm going to say not small. Hell, even the women in that family have it. Taryn Manning (Orange is the New Black, Pennsultuky):

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2021-05-11 8:01:36 PM  

buttercat: Can you imagine the pressure and the expectations?

And isn't there a brother who got hurt and couldn't achieve what the other brothers did?

That kind of thing is tough.


Spinal stenosis. Cole manning. The kid's father actually.
 
2021-05-11 8:02:04 PM  
Oops. Cooper.
 
2021-05-11 8:05:11 PM  

IAmRight: Polish Hussar: IAmRight: buttercat: Can you imagine the pressure and the expectations?

And isn't there a brother who got hurt and couldn't achieve what the other brothers did?

That kind of thing is tough.

Yeah, this is Cooper's kid. He was supposedly the best athlete of the three, just got hurt/sacrificed his career to Satan for his brothers

Specifically, Cooper was diagnosed with spinal stenosis (congenital narrowing of the spinal canal) between high school and college.

Yeah, that.

I'm still going with the "was forced to sacrifice his career to Satan so his brothers could succeed" angle, though.


Doubtful. Every interview I've seen of him (very few exist) he seems beyond jealous...envious?...no, resentful of his brothers.
 
2021-05-11 8:13:28 PM  

baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: How big is his fivehead?

/inquiring minds want to know

I looked a bit through GIS on the kid. He always has a hat, helmet, or moppy bangs. I'm going to say not small. Hell, even the women in that family have it. Taryn Manning (Orange is the New Black, Pennsultuky):

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I did not make the connection that she was related to the football Mannings. Not her best photo (obviously you were looking for one that accentuated the fam resemblance) but I'd still let her OMAHA! me most any old time.
 
2021-05-11 8:18:53 PM  

fragMasterFlash: baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: How big is his fivehead?

/inquiring minds want to know

I looked a bit through GIS on the kid. He always has a hat, helmet, or moppy bangs. I'm going to say not small. Hell, even the women in that family have it. Taryn Manning (Orange is the New Black, Pennsultuky):

[Fark user image 425x565]

I did not make the connection that she was related to the football Mannings. Not her best photo (obviously you were looking for one that accentuated the fam resemblance) but I'd still let her OMAHA! me most any old time.


Another fun football/ actress factoid. John Mara, owner of the Giants, is the grandfather of Kate and Rooney Mara.

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2021-05-11 8:27:56 PM  

baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: How big is his fivehead?

/inquiring minds want to know

I looked a bit through GIS on the kid. He always has a hat, helmet, or moppy bangs. I'm going to say not small. Hell, even the women in that family have it. Taryn Manning (Orange is the New Black, Pennsultuky):

[Fark user image 425x565]

I did not make the connection that she was related to the football Mannings. Not her best photo (obviously you were looking for one that accentuated the fam resemblance) but I'd still let her OMAHA! me most any old time.

Another fun football/ actress factoid. John Mara, owner of the Giants, is the grandfather of Kate and Rooney Mara.

[Fark user image 425x283]


I was going to say, if I had my pick of football family actresses (a scenario so unlikely it is beyond human comprehension), I'd go with Kate Mara.  That said, I certainly would not say no to Taryn (another scenario so improbable it is beyond our species's mental capacity).
 
2021-05-11 8:40:25 PM  

Polish Hussar: baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: How big is his fivehead?

/inquiring minds want to know

I looked a bit through GIS on the kid. He always has a hat, helmet, or moppy bangs. I'm going to say not small. Hell, even the women in that family have it. Taryn Manning (Orange is the New Black, Pennsultuky):

[Fark user image 425x565]

I did not make the connection that she was related to the football Mannings. Not her best photo (obviously you were looking for one that accentuated the fam resemblance) but I'd still let her OMAHA! me most any old time.

Another fun football/ actress factoid. John Mara, owner of the Giants, is the grandfather of Kate and Rooney Mara.

[Fark user image 425x283]

I was going to say, if I had my pick of football family actresses (a scenario so unlikely it is beyond human comprehension), I'd go with Kate Mara.  That said, I certainly would not say no to Taryn (another scenario so improbable it is beyond our species's mental capacity).


I believe you have chosen properly.
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2021-05-11 8:49:33 PM  

baron von doodle: Polish Hussar: baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: How big is his fivehead?

/inquiring minds want to know

I looked a bit through GIS on the kid. He always has a hat, helmet, or moppy bangs. I'm going to say not small. Hell, even the women in that family have it. Taryn Manning (Orange is the New Black, Pennsultuky):

[Fark user image 425x565]

I did not make the connection that she was related to the football Mannings. Not her best photo (obviously you were looking for one that accentuated the fam resemblance) but I'd still let her OMAHA! me most any old time.

Another fun football/ actress factoid. John Mara, owner of the Giants, is the grandfather of Kate and Rooney Mara.

[Fark user image 425x283]

I was going to say, if I had my pick of football family actresses (a scenario so unlikely it is beyond human comprehension), I'd go with Kate Mara.  That said, I certainly would not say no to Taryn (another scenario so improbable it is beyond our species's mental capacity).

I believe you have chosen properly.
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Have you ever heard of a movie she did a couple years ago called "My Days of Mercy?"  Anyway, here's Kate being funny:

Tiny Detectives with Kate Mara and Ellen Page
Youtube EGo58GUNi70
 
2021-05-11 11:03:47 PM  

Polish Hussar: baron von doodle: Polish Hussar: baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: baron von doodle: fragMasterFlash: How big is his fivehead?

/inquiring minds want to know

I looked a bit through GIS on the kid. He always has a hat, helmet, or moppy bangs. I'm going to say not small. Hell, even the women in that family have it. Taryn Manning (Orange is the New Black, Pennsultuky):

[Fark user image 425x565]

I did not make the connection that she was related to the football Mannings. Not her best photo (obviously you were looking for one that accentuated the fam resemblance) but I'd still let her OMAHA! me most any old time.

Another fun football/ actress factoid. John Mara, owner of the Giants, is the grandfather of Kate and Rooney Mara.

[Fark user image 425x283]

I was going to say, if I had my pick of football family actresses (a scenario so unlikely it is beyond human comprehension), I'd go with Kate Mara.  That said, I certainly would not say no to Taryn (another scenario so improbable it is beyond our species's mental capacity).

I believe you have chosen properly.
[Fark user image 425x293]

Have you ever heard of a movie she did a couple years ago called "My Days of Mercy?"  Anyway, here's Kate being funny:

[YouTube video: Tiny Detectives with Kate Mara and Ellen Page]


Oh.... I have definitely seen parts of that movie. A+.
 
2021-05-12 2:50:47 AM  

rga184: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: "Oh, the female trainers you'll abuse!"

Yeah.  I go to any Manning thread just to make sure that Payton abused and then with his dad's help, harassed a trainer at Tennessee.

The fact that he still gets endorsement deals as an clean, all-american celebrity disgusts me even further.


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