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    More: Creepy, South Carolina, Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Detainee Treatment Act, popular Republican, George H. W. Bush, Gerald Ford  
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2021-05-11 7:22:40 AM  
He's slowly working his way up.
 
2021-05-11 8:41:07 AM  
That's not a boot.
 
2021-05-11 8:48:05 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: That's not a boot.


Fine, dress shoe with a two inch lift. Whatever.
 
2021-05-11 9:58:35 AM  
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2021-05-11 10:10:19 AM  
So its a day ending in Y again?

/we seem to have so very many of those
 
2021-05-11 10:32:36 AM  

HugeMistake: He's slowly working his way up.


Slowly?
 
2021-05-11 10:34:06 AM  

HugeMistake: He's slowly working his way up.


And we're done here.
 
2021-05-11 10:35:34 AM  
Subby misspelled "ass."
 
2021-05-11 10:37:06 AM  
It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.
 
2021-05-11 10:38:12 AM  
"And the people who try to erase him are going to wind up getting erased."

Get f*cked Lindsay. I hope a car backs over your dumb farking face.
 
2021-05-11 10:38:55 AM  
"He delivered"

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2021-05-11 10:39:37 AM  
I know the old saw is "dead girl or live boy" but I swear the only thing that explains this is Trump has video of him farking a dead boy.
 
2021-05-11 10:39:39 AM  

HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.


Putin has dirt. Trump's an idiot.
 
2021-05-11 10:39:57 AM  

HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.


They keep giving power to an asshole who would gleefully turn on them at the slightest whim, or even just for the hell of it.
 
2021-05-11 10:42:19 AM  

HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.


It's not that hard to explain. He's a spinless simpering shiatheel.
 
2021-05-11 10:43:27 AM  

HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.


Trump doesn't have the dirt.

Putin does.
 
2021-05-11 10:44:08 AM  
Excuse me... Exactly which of Trump's policies WORKED, Ladybugs?

Oh that's right... None.

Anyrhing to stay in power.
 
2021-05-11 10:44:47 AM  

HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.


It's all about reading the room and getting re-elected.  If the GOP swung to sacrifices for Cthulu, he'd be first in line with a goat and dagger.
 
2021-05-11 10:44:54 AM  
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2021-05-11 10:45:23 AM  

HugeMistake: He's slowly working his way up.


and back
 
2021-05-11 10:47:08 AM  
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2021-05-11 10:49:33 AM  

HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.


Maybe just because he's a evil, anti-American shiatstain.  But no, we have to create these multi-layered conspiracies so out there even Tom Clancy back away in concern they were too unrealistic to explain Graham.  Because we have decided Graham was the most libby lib to ever lib a lib until suddenly he went all ebil.  He's always been this sort of Confedo terrorist.  But, no, must be some sekrit dirt on him, because Lindsey was to the left of Abbie Hoffman until 2018 **eyeroll**.
 
2021-05-11 10:51:03 AM  

HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.


Trump doesn't have the dirt.  Trump just knows there is dirt and a general idea who has it.  Hence, it makes it impossible for dear idiot to reveal the info yet he can still wield its leverage.

plausible deniability
 
2021-05-11 10:51:40 AM  

HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.


People have been saying that about Lady G since he went from "If we elect Trump, we will be destroyed" to one of his most obsequious boot lickers.  Trump must have a tape of him.  There must be blackmail material out against him.

Nope.  Trump probably just made it clear to Ladybugs that if he supported him, he'd work with him, and if Lady G opposed him, Trump would turn his legion of dumbasses against him.  That's pretty much it.  That's all that it requires.
 
2021-05-11 10:54:33 AM  
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2021-05-11 10:56:50 AM  
Hard to understand what he's saying past all the gagging and slurping.
 
2021-05-11 10:58:23 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I know the old saw is "dead girl or live boy" but I swear the only thing that explains this is Trump has video of him farking a dead boy.


They might be down with that.

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2021-05-11 10:58:36 AM  
With any luck, those ladybugs will turn cancerous.
 
2021-05-11 11:00:22 AM  
So Lindsey is a hypocrite...who knew?
 
2021-05-11 11:13:10 AM  
I would love to have a history book from 100 years in the future sent back just for the laughs on how these pathetic deplorable losers will be remembered. In a time of crisis these losers stepped up to the plate just to show how pathetic they truly were.
 
2021-05-11 11:14:19 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I know the old saw is "dead girl or live boy" but I swear the only thing that explains this is Trump has video of him farking a dead boy.


You think to highly of him.  He doesn't need some sort of horrible blackmail to do horrible things.  He's happy to do them on his own.  If he can squeeze one more dollar and one more vote by abasing himself before Trump, he'll do it with gusto and without hesitation.
 
2021-05-11 11:19:41 AM  

phalamir: HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.

Maybe just because he's a evil, anti-American shiatstain.  But no, we have to create these multi-layered conspiracies so out there even Tom Clancy back away in concern they were too unrealistic to explain Graham.  Because we have decided Graham was the most libby lib to ever lib a lib until suddenly he went all ebil.  He's always been this sort of Confedo terrorist.  But, no, must be some sekrit dirt on him, because Lindsey was to the left of Abbie Hoffman until 2018 **eyeroll**.


Dude, he went from being a vociferous opponent of Trump's to his most loyal lapdog over the course of a single meeting. That merits suspicion.
 
2021-05-11 11:30:40 AM  

fragMasterFlash: So its a day ending in Y again?

/we seem to have so very many of those


Obvious tag is on vacation.
 
2021-05-11 11:36:48 AM  

phalamir: HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.

Maybe just because he's a evil, anti-American shiatstain.  But no, we have to create these multi-layered conspiracies so out there even Tom Clancy back away in concern they were too unrealistic to explain Graham.  Because we have decided Graham was the most libby lib to ever lib a lib until suddenly he went all ebil.  He's always been this sort of Confedo terrorist.  But, no, must be some sekrit dirt on him, because Lindsey was to the left of Abbie Hoffman until 2018 **eyeroll**.


It's the fact that Lady G was once one of the most outspoken Republicans against Trump, and now he bends over backward to defend him and donated a significant percentage of his wealth to him. Cruz's motives are pretty obvious. G's are not.
 
2021-05-11 11:39:15 AM  
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2021-05-11 11:55:39 AM  

Ms. Hushpuppy: phalamir: HerptheDerp: It's hard to both believe that Trump has some kind of dirt on Graham, and also that he hasn't blabbed about it yet.

But, it's also hard to explain why Lindsey is such a simp for Trump otherwise.

Maybe just because he's a evil, anti-American shiatstain.  But no, we have to create these multi-layered conspiracies so out there even Tom Clancy back away in concern they were too unrealistic to explain Graham.  Because we have decided Graham was the most libby lib to ever lib a lib until suddenly he went all ebil.  He's always been this sort of Confedo terrorist.  But, no, must be some sekrit dirt on him, because Lindsey was to the left of Abbie Hoffman until 2018 **eyeroll**.

It's the fact that Lady G was once one of the most outspoken Republicans against Trump, and now he bends over backward to defend him and donated a significant percentage of his wealth to him. Cruz's motives are pretty obvious. G's are not.


And let's not forget this video. Lindsey Graham got choked up saying Joe Biden "is as good a man as God ever created." Yet now he's acting like Joe Biden is some scary Communist or some crap.
Lindsey Graham Chokes Up Talking About Joe Biden
Youtube kLMYW8jFPHg
 
2021-05-11 12:06:00 PM  
In yet another "much like Hitler...", Trump isn't going to be erased from history, but you're gonna want to back away slowly from one of his fans.
 
2021-05-11 12:23:37 PM  
At this point, everyone has been talking about Miss Lindsey for so long that it wouldn't matter if that came out. I have to believe that it is underage pool boys that he is still trying to hide. It sure isn't dead girls.
 
2021-05-11 12:23:42 PM  
But Lindzers just got re-elected last year. So he has approximately 5.5 years before he has to give a shiat what his constituents say. Does he think Peesident Obesity J. Dementia is going to live that long? Does he think the rubes can manage to field a "worthy" primary opponent against him as long as he keeps the corporate donors happy? Does he think the people of his state will actually vote Democrat to vote him out?

Like, the motivations here are very unclear to me. He's got years of free time to not have his face buried in Trump's ass and no one would say anything because he isn't running for anything. That he consistently volunteers to fellate the cheeto is just...not understandable without outside influences.
 
2021-05-11 12:45:46 PM  
Graham only got the number of votes he got due to Trump and is 'paying his dues' by supporting Trump as payment. Graham faces a mountain of backlash and potential loss of everything he has if he does otherwise.If Trump turns on him, his world falls apart.
 
2021-05-11 12:55:52 PM  
I am beginning to suspect that whatever Putin has on Lady G would make a goat puke.
 
2021-05-11 12:59:36 PM  
It will be interesting to see him in 24 if Trump is a non entity which way he blows or stays loyal to Trumpism.
 
2021-05-11 1:00:14 PM  
While wearing a French maid uniform. Yikes! Just yikes!
 
2021-05-11 1:02:12 PM  

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I think we have found the defining image for Lindsey Graham. Cartoonists, rejoice!
 
2021-05-11 1:15:33 PM  

brantgoose: ElPrimitivo: [bennorton.com image 640x331]

I think we have found the defining image for Lindsey Graham. Cartoonists, rejoice!


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2021-05-11 1:29:17 PM  
Lindsey, please.  They're not "disappointed that he lost".  They're convinced he didn't lose, because they've taken out a restraining order on reality, and you and yours are right there enforcing it.
 
2021-05-11 5:53:53 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I know the old saw is "dead girl or live boy" but I swear the only thing that explains this is Trump has video of him farking a dead boy.


After that one press conference photo (you know the one), I wouldn't be surprised if Putin has video of Trump sucking Putin off.
 
2021-05-11 9:58:34 PM  
Lindsey Graham should be ejected from the senate for being a Trump taint gobbler, and general asswipe, oh, and let's not forget the part he played in January 6th. Lindsey should be exiled from the United States. If I was in charge, he would've been. No pension, no nothing. Send him out into the Atlantic with a kayak, and if he comes back, shoot him on sight.
 
2021-05-12 4:56:00 PM  

Wobambo: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I know the old saw is "dead girl or live boy" but I swear the only thing that explains this is Trump has video of him farking a dead boy.

After that one press conference photo (you know the one), I wouldn't be surprised if Putin has video of Trump sucking Putin off.


We know Trump's a horn dog, with no control. We know he was buddies with epstein. Jokes aside, i don't think there's a pee tape at all... i think there's a tape of Trump raping a 12 y/o or some shiat. Something so brutal, that the entire legacy would get burned down.

Bedside camera, and.. well, lets not imagine.
 
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