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(Colorado Springs Gazette)   The Vatican tells US bishops to think about a possible plan to form a committee to draw up a proposal to engage a focus group to discuss an RFP for an action plan to outline a memo detailing some talking points in pursuit of something important   (gazette.com) divider line
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2021-05-11 8:48:49 PM  
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2021-05-11 8:49:06 PM  
This is a repeat.
 
2021-05-11 8:49:54 PM  
 
2021-05-11 8:50:53 PM  
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2021-05-11 8:52:01 PM  
That is better known in the south as "fixin' to"
 
2021-05-11 8:54:35 PM  
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2021-05-11 8:55:45 PM  
The Catholic church hasn't had a good schism in a while.  It's overdue.
 
2021-05-11 8:55:56 PM  
If the church wants to engage in partisan Communion, then they can reach in to those pedo-rape funds and start paying a metric fark ton of back taxes. Otherwise you better be handing that body out like a manwhore at Mardi gras.
 
2021-05-11 8:57:46 PM  
Hey good plan, remove even more people from your church. That'll turn things around. Catholics are behind "nones" now in the US. This will surely help bolster those numbers.
 
2021-05-11 9:05:52 PM  
I believe that Subby has been exposed to managers who like to have meetings to plan the next meeting.
 
2021-05-11 9:09:08 PM  
The Bible, the supposed very words of Jesus, was written by accord in like 300 AD. Things don't happen overnight is what I'm saying.
 
2021-05-11 9:10:21 PM  
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2021-05-11 9:19:19 PM  
Many of us decide to do right because that's who we are, not because some sky sorcerer said.

Their rules make sense, but none of them seem able to follow them. Instead they act like this and worse.

That we spent so long allowing them to dictate morality is a crime and a stain.
 
2021-05-11 9:24:56 PM  
Abortion isn't murder, it's just cancelling your pre-order.

/ stolen from the interwebz
 
2021-05-11 9:28:34 PM  
Isn't abortion really just spawn-camping?

/ stolen from my son
 
2021-05-11 10:04:34 PM  
You gotta wonder what goes through someone's mind when they consider themselves righteous enough to deny someone else access to what is literally God according to their beliefs
 
2021-05-11 10:06:13 PM  

Meatsim1: You gotta wonder what goes through someone's mind when they consider themselves righteous enough to deny someone else access to what is literally God according to their beliefs


They don't know what the hell they're doing, its "every man for themselves."
 
2021-05-11 10:11:31 PM  
The headline is misleading. As in: completely wrong. Rome told the bishops to STFU.
 
2021-05-11 10:56:35 PM  
Hopefully Joe says f you and leaves.
 
2021-05-11 11:10:27 PM  
Here's what frustrates me about the bishops position:

Joe Biden, have you ever paid for abortion? Ever counseled a woman to get an abortion? Have you ever driven someone to an abortion clinic for the purpose of receiving an abortion? What about getting a divorce?

No? So you follow your Catholic believes in your personal life, but don't insist upon making everyone else follow them. Good to know.

Donald Trump, same questions.
 
2021-05-12 1:58:58 AM  

Slives: I believe that Subby has been exposed to managers who like to have meetings to plan the next meeting.


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They're just thinking outside the confession box.
 
2021-05-12 2:00:01 AM  

Almea Tarrant: Isn't abortion really just spawn-camping?

/ stolen from my son


You need to steal better material.
 
2021-05-12 8:06:18 AM  

Meatsim1: You gotta wonder what goes through someone's mind when they consider themselves righteous enough to deny someone else access to what is literally God according to their beliefs


This is why the Roman church is the Scarlet Whore of Babylon.  Get with your Reformation, dude.
 
2021-05-12 8:34:16 AM  
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