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(MSN)   A Luciferian project. American roster of witches and satanic sacrifice. This guy has answers for everything that's going on   (msn.com) divider line
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2021-05-10 9:37:07 PM  
What is it with these assholes and human sacrifice?  Preachers on the left don't claim that right wing politicians regularly murder and defile, but this is the third or fourth claim like this from the right in a week.  They apparently believe in magic, witches, and spells, then go to church on Sunday and talk about conservative jeebus?

And why do so many people go along with this crap?
 
2021-05-10 9:54:59 PM  

unixpro: They apparently believe in magic, witches, and spells, then go to church on Sunday and talk about conservative jeebus?


They have to believe that those who don't agree with them have no point, at all, no moral reasoning.   They do it only to be evil, and only because an evil 'outside' power has corrupted them.

Cf. the people who invented 'drapetomania' to explain why slaves seemed so unhappy being their permanent underlings, or who claim everyone was perfectly fine with segregation until Northern 'agitators' started stirring the pot.
 
2021-05-10 9:57:16 PM  

unixpro: What is it with these assholes and human sacrifice?  Preachers on the left don't claim that right wing politicians regularly murder and defile, but this is the third or fourth claim like this from the right in a week.


Every accusation is a confession.
 
2021-05-11 1:52:54 AM  
FTFA   "American roster of witches"

I know some nurses. They refer to themselves as The Coven. I'd convert.
 
2021-05-11 5:59:23 AM  
Joe, if you want to go visit this guy in person and punch his lights out, I'll cheer you on.
 
2021-05-11 7:09:29 AM  
Utterly absurd and demented. Naturally he's a pastor.
 
2021-05-11 7:11:11 AM  
Someone needs a beatdown.
 
2021-05-11 7:11:34 AM  

unixpro: What is it with these assholes and human sacrifice?  Preachers on the left don't claim that right wing politicians regularly murder and defile, but this is the third or fourth claim like this from the right in a week.  They apparently believe in magic, witches, and spells, then go to church on Sunday and talk about conservative jeebus?

And why do so many people go along with this crap?


Every accusation is a confession, remember.
 
2021-05-11 7:12:25 AM  
Gaiters is a supporter of Republican former President Donald Trump, someone he has called "the greatest president in U.S. presidential history."

They may be evil, stupid and crazy in different ways but they all have that one in common.
 
2021-05-11 7:15:20 AM  

unixpro: What is it with these assholes and human sacrifice?  Preachers on the left don't claim that right wing politicians regularly murder and defile, but this is the third or fourth claim like this from the right in a week.  They apparently believe in magic, witches, and spells, then go to church on Sunday and talk about conservative jeebus?

And why do so many people go along with this crap?


Because they are assholes.  Or morons.  Or both.

/ Narrator:  It's both.
 
2021-05-11 7:15:57 AM  
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2021-05-11 7:19:37 AM  
Fta: "Lucifer is an alternate name for Satan, the Christian personification of evil, also referred to as the Devil."

Thanks for the heads up, MSN.

A QAnon affiliated religious Podcaster?

That's a perfect storm of stupid, right there.
 
2021-05-11 7:24:07 AM  
What a sicko.
 
2021-05-11 7:27:21 AM  
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2021-05-11 7:29:58 AM  
FTFA: Gaiters said "my two contacts in the FBI" told him that Beau Biden didn't actually die of brain cancer in 2015.

I love how so many of these conservative douchesaddles claim to have some mysterious government agent contact that's told them the most amazing things that you won't believe!

You're right.  I won't.
 
2021-05-11 7:31:40 AM  
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2021-05-11 7:33:39 AM  

Notabunny: FTFA   "American roster of witches"

I know some nurses. They refer to themselves as The Coven. I'd convert.


Go on...
 
2021-05-11 7:40:33 AM  
Gaiters is a conspiracy theorist who has also claimed that Antron Pippen, the recently deceased son of professional basketball player Scottie Pippen, was "sacrificed to escalate the rise of his father."

So...he was sacrificed last month...to help his father's career in the 90s?
 
2021-05-11 7:42:02 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: Gaiters said "my two contacts in the FBI" told him that Beau Biden didn't actually die of brain cancer in 2015.

I love how so many of these conservative douchesaddles claim to have some mysterious government agent contact that's told them the most amazing things that you won't believe!

You're right.  I won't.


I totally believe it. Of course, those agents he's in contact with are plants, actively feeding him disinformation. Little does he know, but the Beelzebub cabal is grooming him (and his followers) to perform their tasks.

How do I know all this? Well, I can't get into specifics, but I have two contacts in the FBI...
 
2021-05-11 7:43:47 AM  
Sigh...

Life was so much easier before I had all these people lining up and selling me things that would make my life easier...
 
2021-05-11 7:48:10 AM  
Religion. Is. Poison.

Next time you or somebody you know uses "Faith" as an excuse to believe something without evidence, remember that it is the exact same copout this idiot pastor AND his followers use.

Shame on anybody who pretends believing on faith is something to be proud of!

Any moronic idea can be believed on faith, making religious people who are guided by faith morons.
 
2021-05-11 7:53:07 AM  

unixpro: What is it with these assholes and human sacrifice?  Preachers on the left don't claim that right wing politicians regularly murder and defile, but this is the third or fourth claim like this from the right in a week.  They apparently believe in magic, witches, and spells, then go to church on Sunday and talk about conservative jeebus?

And why do so many people go along with this crap?


Considering what I know about the conservative propensity for projection - it's more than a little worried.
 
2021-05-11 8:00:33 AM  

unixpro: What is it with these assholes and human sacrifice?  Preachers on the left don't claim that right wing politicians regularly murder and defile, but this is the third or fourth claim like this from the right in a week.  They apparently believe in magic, witches, and spells, then go to church on Sunday and talk about conservative jeebus?

And why do so many people go along with this crap?


Bear in mind that with the reactionaries and paper-hangers, every accusation is a confession.
 
2021-05-11 8:07:25 AM  

shiny dagmar: Gaiters is a conspiracy theorist who has also claimed that Antron Pippen, the recently deceased son of professional basketball player Scottie Pippen, was "sacrificed to escalate the rise of his father."

So...he was sacrificed last month...to help his father's career in the 90s?


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2021-05-11 8:07:49 AM  
A thought so low I figure the person expressing it is the worst sort of trash there is.
 
2021-05-11 8:12:26 AM  

Notabunny: FTFA   "American roster of witches"

I know some nurses. They refer to themselves as The Coven. I'd convert.


The best women in my life refer to themselves as witches.
I am deeply suspicious of a woman who takes "witch" as an insult.
 
2021-05-11 8:15:25 AM  
 Should peel his onion back a few layers and find out who he sacrificed for his ' Pastor ' gig.
 
2021-05-11 8:17:52 AM  
These people feel they are right with their god. That means anyone that opposes them is wrong with their god.

Delusional false dilemma and hubris, all wrapped up with a stinky, superstitious bow.
 
2021-05-11 8:19:07 AM  
Both sides make valid points. This pastor says Biden used satanic sacrifice to drive his career forward. Biden denies this. The truth must be somewhere in the middle.
 
2021-05-11 8:22:58 AM  
Who says shiat like this that isn't already a worthless piece of garbage that needs taken out?
 
2021-05-11 8:23:16 AM  
Setting aside all the craziness, the timing doesn't even make sense. His wife and daughter died after he was elected to the Senate and his career didn't really advance beyond the Senate for decades after that. Then his son died after he became Vice President, and being Obama's VP was all he needed to get the nomination in 2020.
 
2021-05-11 8:30:14 AM  
WTF "Pastor"  "Bishop" ?   Someone's been throwing around some highfalutin terms for "cult leader."  That someone is not only the perp but folksshaman-jounalists at MSN.

To misquote an actual "pastor," I have a dream.  I hope to see in my lifetime the IRS crack down on the abuse of tax breaks for religious enterprises that don't pass the sniff test.

Just like in Miracle on 34th Street, sometimes it falls on the US government to decide matters of faith.
 
2021-05-11 8:30:47 AM  

NobleHam: Setting aside all the craziness, the timing doesn't even make sense. ....


"Making sense" is a poor substitute for "The Truth".
 
2021-05-11 8:33:49 AM  
Religion of Peace.
 
2021-05-11 8:39:29 AM  
These pastors, prophets, Qdopes and Republicans were all obsessed with pedophilia and lo and behold, many of the pastors, prophets, Qdopes and Republicans turned out to be pedophiles.

It was projection through and through.

Now they're obsessed with child sacrifice. If I were the authorities I would check this guys basement. Seriously.

Ted Bundy was a Republican
 
2021-05-11 8:47:42 AM  

NobleHam: Setting aside all the craziness, the timing doesn't even make sense. His wife and daughter died after he was elected to the Senate and his career didn't really advance beyond the Senate for decades after that. Then his son died after he became Vice President, and being Obama's VP was all he needed to get the nomination in 2020.


Isn't that how these Twilight Zone endings work? You wish your sexy crush would love you, and after she does, you find out it's empty and suffocating. You wish to be powerful and then find out you're Hitler.
 
2021-05-11 8:48:50 AM  

Astorix: These pastors, prophets, Qdopes and Republicans were all obsessed with pedophilia and lo and behold, many of the pastors, prophets, Qdopes and Republicans turned out to be pedophiles.

It was projection through and through.

Now they're obsessed with child sacrifice. If I were the authorities I would check this guys basement. Seriously.

Ted Bundy was a Republican


Not just a Republican. He was considered an "up-and-coming" Young Republican who was regularly seen hobnobbing with several US Senators, House members and a number of Judges. He was a rather valuable asset for the Washington State GOP when they were trying to connect with the young college-age folks in the early 1970's when the Vietnam War protests were just starting to wind down. He was being actively groomed by the GOP for public office and had the support of several GOP house members even after the fact of the initial investigations into his recreational activities were being investigated by the King County Police. Their repeated defense of him just amounted to "No, it isn't possible, he's an educated Conservative White Man".

He even drove a Volkswagen Beetle, which was considered a "hip" car for younger folks.
 
2021-05-11 8:50:37 AM  
People actually believe this...
 
2021-05-11 8:52:33 AM  
I truly expected them to say this during the campaign.
 
2021-05-11 8:53:27 AM  

Notabunny: FTFA   "American roster of witches"

I know some nurses. They refer to themselves as The Coven. I'd convert.


Yeah, about that...

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2021-05-11 8:57:17 AM  
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2021-05-11 9:07:47 AM  

NobleHam: Setting aside all the craziness, the timing doesn't even make sense. His wife and daughter died after he was elected to the Senate and his career didn't really advance beyond the Senate for decades after that. Then his son died after he became Vice President, and being Obama's VP was all he needed to get the nomination in 2020.



He had more patience than Homer, but eventually, everybody finishes the donut.
 
2021-05-11 9:07:52 AM  
We used to put these people in padded rooms and look after them, not publish the scribllings they wrote in feces on the walls.
 
2021-05-11 9:11:27 AM  

Laobaojun: Notabunny: FTFA   "American roster of witches"

I know some nurses. They refer to themselves as The Coven. I'd convert.

The best women in my life refer to themselves as witches.
I am deeply suspicious of a woman who takes "witch" as an insult.


If magic was real I'd love to be a witch. Sadly, it's all make believe. That stuff just facinates me. The pastor can eat a bag of dicks.
 
2021-05-11 9:11:36 AM  
I am an aspirational pacifist and stochastic humanist. I really want to be a peaceful person and love humanity. I really do. I find that I like people better as a vague abstract of 'humanity' than any individual person.

Yet despite my internal grokking that all people are worthy and valid in themselves, I find I want to chlorinate the gene pool with a louisville slugger to save on the cost of a bullet.

If I believed in teleology or any sort of external purpose, I'd say that people like this exist to test the patience of people like me.

As it stands I'm teetering on the brink of going full-scale Popper's Paradox.
 
2021-05-11 9:16:55 AM  
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2021-05-11 9:23:05 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: Religion. Is. Poison.

Next time you or somebody you know uses "Faith" as an excuse to believe something without evidence, remember that it is the exact same copout this idiot pastor AND his followers use.

Shame on anybody who pretends believing on faith is something to be proud of!

Any moronic idea can be believed on faith, making religious people who are guided by faith morons.


Yes, all those scientifically-proven benefits of faith are just total nonsense, why would we believe that faith can do any good in the world, obviously if even one person uses something as not intended it means the whole thing is worthless.

Have you ever heard of 'throwing the baby out with the bathwater'?

/I mean, you don't believe, cool. But claiming everyone who believes is a moron totally ignores our knowledge of mental wellbeing.
 
2021-05-11 9:39:56 AM  

Pucca: Laobaojun: Notabunny: FTFA   "American roster of witches"

I know some nurses. They refer to themselves as The Coven. I'd convert.

The best women in my life refer to themselves as witches.
I am deeply suspicious of a woman who takes "witch" as an insult.

If magic was real I'd love to be a witch. Sadly, it's all make believe. That stuff just facinates me. The pastor can eat a bag of dicks.


For the most part, they acknowledge that it is symbolic and psychological, not literal on the one hand, and herbology on the other.
Headology, as Granny Weatherwax would say.
 
2021-05-11 10:00:19 AM  
What a sick insane nutjob, he shouldn't be outside of an institution.
 
2021-05-11 10:24:20 AM  
I bet he's also confused as to why the church is shrinking.
 
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