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2021-05-10 9:56:25 PM  
As frustration grows over delays, USPS looks to hire more workers

Hey, maybe get rid of the parasite that destroyed the sorting machines.
 
2021-05-10 11:53:08 PM  
Gee, I wonder if all of those sorting machines they (Dejerk)  just yanked out and junked in order to try and throw the election has anything to do with it?!?!?
 
2021-05-10 11:55:14 PM  
Could it be that Trumper who is still at USPS last I checked? The one who threw out the big sorting machines
 
2021-05-10 11:55:36 PM  
I had to go to the post office 3 times to mail a package.  First they were closed 2 hours for lunch, then there was no way to seal the prepaid box so I had to go home to get tape, and the third time it was crowded with 1 guy (slowly) working.
 
2021-05-10 11:56:08 PM  
 Working Repuplicanly as expected.
 
2021-05-10 11:59:53 PM  

koder: As frustration grows over delays, USPS looks to hire more workers

Hey, maybe get rid of the parasite that destroyed the sorting machines.

Terminal Accessory: Gee, I wonder if all of those sorting machines they (Dejerk)  just yanked out and junked in order to try and throw the election has anything to do with it?!?!?

iheartscotch: Could it be that Trumper who is still at USPS last I checked? The one who threw out the big sorting machines

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2021-05-11 12:24:25 AM  
You know, if there was a Deep State, this asshole would have ended up dead in an embarrassing autoerotic asphyxiation accident.
 
2021-05-11 12:25:04 AM  
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2021-05-11 12:54:30 AM  
How does this corrupt POS get to keep looting the system?
 
2021-05-11 1:25:58 AM  
I don't rely on the mail too much these days, but when I do holy sh*t is it slow. I sold something on eBay , took it to the post office, and it took two weeks to reach the buyer. During that time the buyer was pretty pissed. Before this current postmaster general my packages only took a few days, if that. But I'm sure that's just a coincidence, right?

Sometimes the USPS can screw up, but in my experience it used to be pretty rare. Now it seems common.
 
2021-05-11 1:30:36 AM  

dickrickulous: How does this corrupt POS get to keep looting the system?


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2021-05-11 1:52:21 AM  
Certain areas are so far behind that my clients say their packages were scanned as delivered but it doesn't show up for actual delivery for two days.  Scan it now, deliver when you can.  Dang.
 
2021-05-11 2:02:04 AM  
Republicans put people in charge of things they hate and want to privatize so they can fark up all day long and then use those poor results to justify getting rid of it.

DeJoy needs to be in DeJail.
 
2021-05-11 2:05:10 AM  

quatchi: Republicans put people in charge of things they hate and want to privatize so they can fark up all day long and then use those poor results to justify getting rid of it.

DeJoy needs to be in DeJail.


DeJoy needs to be shot out DeCannon.

Into DeSun.
 
2021-05-11 2:56:11 AM  

dickrickulous: How does this corrupt POS get to keep looting the system?


Because THE RULES say he can't be fired. Even though he is a walking conflict of interest, has flown right past dereliction of duty straight into openly sabotaging his agency, has almost certainly committed numerous crimes, and was appointed by a group of people who were put in place through rampant shenanigans by a treasonous criminal president who just tried to overthrow the US government.

You can't just go around firing people!

The Democrats make me sick sometimes. But at least they mostly aren't literally Nazis.
 
2021-05-11 3:16:08 AM  

iheartscotch: Could it be that Trumper who is still at USPS last I checked? The one who threw out the big sorting machines


That Trumper was appointed by a board of Trumpers who cannot easily be replaced.
 
2021-05-11 5:13:15 AM  
I've had my first ever legitimately lost package happen with USPS since this idiot took over.  They say it was delivered to my mailbox.  Informed delivery says we got it.  My mailbox has a lock and key, and no package.  Four days now I've had a ticket in and no response.

Fire this guy into the sun.
 
2021-05-11 6:37:54 AM  
I mailed out 2 packages from Detroit because of ebay sales. One has been there for 18 days the other 7. The buyers have been cool so far.
 
2021-05-11 7:34:57 AM  
The only good thing about deSantis was he wasn't competent enough to throw the election to Trump.
 
2021-05-11 7:37:09 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: The only good thing about deSantis was he wasn't competent enough to throw the election to Trump.


DeSantis, DeJoy, same difference.
 
2021-05-11 8:20:14 AM  
I hope all those workers at the Postal Service don't Give Up.
 
2021-05-11 8:34:55 AM  
Have they tried offering more money?
 
2021-05-11 8:37:58 AM  

Terminal Accessory: Gee, I wonder if all of those sorting machines they (Dejerk)  just yanked out and junked in order to try and throw the election has anything to do with it?!?!?


Part of it.

I wonder if DeJoy hasn't authorized special "consulting payments" paid to him out of the labor budget.
 
2021-05-11 9:14:06 AM  
My junk mail arrives every day like clockwork.  Can they take out the sorters near me??
 
2021-05-11 10:49:54 AM  

dickfreckle: I don't rely on the mail too much these days, but when I do holy sh*t is it slow. I sold something on eBay , took it to the post office, and it took two weeks to reach the buyer. During that time the buyer was pretty pissed. Before this current postmaster general my packages only took a few days, if that. But I'm sure that's just a coincidence, right?

Sometimes the USPS can screw up, but in my experience it used to be pretty rare. Now it seems common.


What's happening is pretty heinous, but after a year of this, if a buyer is pissed that a package takes a while, that's really on them. Unless they were in a coma for like nine months or something.
 
2021-05-11 10:50:52 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: dickrickulous: How does this corrupt POS get to keep looting the system?

Because THE RULES say he can't be fired. Even though he is a walking conflict of interest, has flown right past dereliction of duty straight into openly sabotaging his agency, has almost certainly committed numerous crimes, and was appointed by a group of people who were put in place through rampant shenanigans by a treasonous criminal president who just tried to overthrow the US government.

You can't just go around firing people!

The Democrats make me sick sometimes. But at least they mostly aren't literally Nazis.


We'll beat those Nazis eventually, as long as we always follow the rules! Nazis are impervious to that strategy!
 
2021-05-11 10:52:18 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Tyrone Slothrop: The only good thing about deSantis was he wasn't competent enough to throw the election to Trump.

DeSantis, DeJoy, same DeDifference.


FTFMy dumb sense of humor.
 
2021-05-11 12:08:57 PM  
How is this prick still in that office? I'd have literally grabbed a random person off the street and replaced DeJackass 10 seconds after I took the oath of office. Other than Dolt45, he is the last person on earth that should be running the post office.
 
2021-05-11 12:41:41 PM  

quatchi: Republicans put people in charge of things they hate and want to privatize so they can fark up all day long and then use those poor results to justify getting rid of it.

DeJoy needs to be in DeJail.


Or, at the very least, De-employed...
 
2021-05-12 7:56:58 AM  

Nick Nostril: How is this prick still in that office? I'd have literally grabbed a random person off the street and replaced DeJackass 10 seconds after I took the oath of office. Other than Dolt45, he is the last person on earth that should be running the post office.


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