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(Food and Wine)   Employee excluded from company's "Pizza Fridays" wins over $32,000 in compensation. You can buy a whole lot of pizza with that kind of money   (foodandwine.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Gender, Malgorzata Lewicka, Discrimination, Lunch, Formal, Restaurant, Ad hoc, Jennifer Bartlett  
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1619 clicks; posted to Business » on 10 May 2021 at 3:44 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-05-10 2:42:36 PM  
That would be like 5000 Cicis pizzas
 
2021-05-10 2:50:01 PM  

spongeboob: That would be like 5000 Cicis pizzas


Is there that much vomit on the planet?
 
2021-05-10 3:58:12 PM  
She could be sensitive to gluten. Did she ever try to grab a slice and find out? Does she feed her babies peanuts and honey? Does she exclude her children from this every Friday?

CiCi's pizza is nasty.
 
2021-05-10 3:58:39 PM  
Usually I am glad to get excluded from this stuff.
 
2021-05-10 4:08:35 PM  
Office culture vs car sales culture
 
2021-05-10 4:37:18 PM  

NewportBarGuy: spongeboob: That would be like 5000 Cicis pizzas

Is there that much vomit on the planet?


Yes, but Scotland's hogging it all for the binge drinking
 
2021-05-10 4:47:25 PM  
She sounds fat.
 
2021-05-10 4:53:45 PM  

groppet: Usually I am glad to get excluded from this stuff.


Always nice when you can bank those pizza Friday invite offsets.
 
2021-05-10 4:55:52 PM  
Lesson learned. Offer the snowflake a slice.
 
2021-05-10 5:15:42 PM  
What a stupid article. The "pizza" was a blip in the rest of what was a pretty clear case of discrimination and retaliation.
 
2021-05-10 5:30:23 PM  
Lately I've been using the pandemic to my advantage by pointing out whatever free foods the company brings for us is usually a Covid hot-spot.  We normally get multiple boxes of pizzas or rolled tacos from various places and I always point out (mostly since we sit at the opposite end of the office from the food) that if you're not the first person grabbing food, then you get Covid ______.  So, Covid Pizza, Covid Tacos, Covid donuts etc.

I've even gone as far as pointing out how many people just stand up from their desks and head to the food and start being all grabby with it like a former president** at a beauty pageant without washing their hands.

Maybe I should start suing for risking my life and limb for employee morale?  Nah, they had us re-sign our hire paperwork to include a clause that forces us through arbitration in the event of lawsuit.
 
2021-05-10 6:09:42 PM  

Grand_Theft_Audio: Lately I've been using the pandemic to my advantage by pointing out whatever free foods the company brings for us is usually a Covid hot-spot.  We normally get multiple boxes of pizzas or rolled tacos from various places and I always point out (mostly since we sit at the opposite end of the office from the food) that if you're not the first person grabbing food, then you get Covid ______.  So, Covid Pizza, Covid Tacos, Covid donuts etc.

I've even gone as far as pointing out how many people just stand up from their desks and head to the food and start being all grabby with it like a former president** at a beauty pageant without washing their hands.

Maybe I should start suing for risking my life and limb for employee morale?  Nah, they had us re-sign our hire paperwork to include a clause that forces us through arbitration in the event of lawsuit.


Or... Get the vaccine and enjoy the pizza?
 
2021-05-10 6:13:50 PM  

Cajnik: Or... Get the vaccine and enjoy the pizza?


I've got the vaccine.  I'm just that person at the office.
 
2021-05-10 6:36:13 PM  
Was her manager named David Brent?

Also, can she buy a Domino's franchise for $32K?
 
2021-05-10 7:13:22 PM  

bingethinker: Lesson learned. Offer the snowflake a slice.


Classy.
 
2021-05-10 8:29:26 PM  
She missed out on British pizza. She should be paying them.
 
2021-05-10 9:04:14 PM  
She may be difficult, but someone made the effort to knock her up, so she can't be all bad.
 
2021-05-11 6:52:48 AM  

austerity101: What a stupid article. The "pizza" was a blip in the rest of what was a pretty clear case of discrimination and retaliation.


Ah, but who is going to click on an article about a clear case of discrimination and retaliation? It's boring! We need something with a little extra pizzazz, you know? And you know what else? You can't spell "pizzazz" with out "pizza"!

The only thing we were missing was a byline of "Find out out how she did it with one weird tip..."
 
2021-05-11 8:31:59 AM  
Funny I just had to complete our harassment and discrimination training.  She was clearly being ostracized beyond the pizza and deserved to win but who knows, maybe she was also just a total biatch that no one liked.
 
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