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2021-05-10 12:42:16 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-05-10 1:05:17 PM  
It's the least they could do.
 
2021-05-10 1:10:44 PM  
Cult


Really Dumb Cult
 
2021-05-10 1:14:07 PM  

offacue: It's the least they could do.


This is where Hope goes to cancel.
 
2021-05-10 1:18:26 PM  
Um...what if God decides there's no voter fraud?

is God then part of the Deep State?


These people are F**KING DELUSIONAL!
 
2021-05-10 1:26:27 PM  
He already did, and it's coming from Republicans
 
2021-05-10 1:31:32 PM  
Yes, this will totally make people take the audit seriously.

(Have they brought in a prophet or apostle to see if any of the ballots are possessed by a Jezebel spirit of deceit, which is clear evidence of fraud? I feel like that is the obvious next step.)
 
2021-05-10 1:45:04 PM  
My favorite in the tweet thread:

"I pray she goes home and conditions that horrible hair and rethinks her jewelry choices..."
 
2021-05-10 1:45:57 PM  
It'll be just as effective as all their other prayers.
 
2021-05-10 1:48:04 PM  
YOU'RE IN A CULT
 
2021-05-10 1:48:40 PM  
These people are lunatics.
 
2021-05-10 1:48:43 PM  
This is the same God that gives babies cancer I doubt God cares about your election.
 
2021-05-10 1:49:03 PM  
"Dear Lord:
I have nothing going for me but the color of my skin, and that's just not good enough anymore.
Please help me to turn back the clock so I can remain King shiat of fark Island, at least in the desert of what passes for my mind,
Amen."
 
2021-05-10 1:49:03 PM  
This is the same county that re-elected "Sheriff Joe" for over two decades, right?
 
2021-05-10 1:49:20 PM  

Circusdog320: Um...what if God decides there's no voter fraud?  is God then part of the Deep State?


If God doesn't answer, it's because we tolerate Liberals.  Check the GOP manual, it's ALWAYS the Liberal's fault.
 
2021-05-10 1:49:30 PM  
None of these people have jobs?
 
2021-05-10 1:49:33 PM  
Can we mist them with anti-psychotic drugs?
 
2021-05-10 1:49:39 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

RonFilipkowski: Prayer outside Maricopa fraudit last night asking God to reveal "voter fraud." https://t.co/LoEHVLWhz2


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2021-05-10 1:50:21 PM  

HerptheDerp: YOU'RE IN A CULT


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2021-05-10 1:50:33 PM  

MinatoArisato013: Original: Original Tweet:

RonFilipkowski: Prayer outside Maricopa fraudit last night asking God to reveal "voter fraud." https://t.co/LoEHVLWhz2


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Why FARK? WHY?
 
2021-05-10 1:50:43 PM  
Don't worry. You can review how effective prayer has been at stopping mass shootings and extrapolate.
 
2021-05-10 1:50:48 PM  

RTOGUY: This is the same God that gives babies cancer I doubt God cares about your election.


God tests people by putting cancer in their babies.

God tests ballots by putting bamboo in their paper.
 
2021-05-10 1:50:51 PM  
What number audit is this? I know the county already did a few and now they are having a company that supports the big lie scam theory run it. Yeah seems legit.
 
2021-05-10 1:50:54 PM  

Circusdog320: Um...what if God decides there's no voter fraud?

is God then part of the Deep State?


"It was God's will."

But since these Al'Kaerens will never take any slight to them lying down, they will have to add additional sentences to support their terrorist agenda.

"Deep down God is telling us to strike at the infidel."
 
2021-05-10 1:51:21 PM  
What sort of "freedom" are these snake-handlers claiming will be taken away from them? The "freedom" to be belligerent at minorities? The "freedom" to torment the poor? The "freedom" to spread their Covid at the human race?

The seem to think "being a dangerous asshole" is a "freedom".
 
2021-05-10 1:51:45 PM  
Praying for it to be revealed.  They already know/believe it happened.

So if the Lord does not reveal it, does that make Biden the Lord's candidate?
 
2021-05-10 1:52:17 PM  

MinatoArisato013: MinatoArisato013: Original: Original Tweet:
RonFilipkowski: Prayer outside Maricopa fraudit last night asking God to reveal "voter fraud." https://t.co/LoEHVLWhz2

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Why FARK? WHY?


God determined that it bears repeating.
 
2021-05-10 1:52:41 PM  
The only fraud on those ballots was "Trump."
 
2021-05-10 1:53:06 PM  

Circusdog320: Cult


Really Dumb Cult


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2021-05-10 1:53:26 PM  
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2021-05-10 1:53:42 PM  
This is the largest mass delusion in history.

/apart from organized religion, obvs.
//ducks
 
2021-05-10 1:55:09 PM  
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2021-05-10 1:55:22 PM  
Let me get this straight;

1. God (all knowing and all powerful) wanted Trump** to be re-elected.

2. But Democrats (and the entire US judicial system) somehow got massive voter fraud through over God's wishes and put Biden in office.

3. But now, because of this woman and these people praying.... what's going happen??
 
2021-05-10 1:55:42 PM  
JFC, this shady as shiat recount is STILL going on in AZ? Even after the blue pens, even after the UV lights, even after the bamboo detectors, even after doors being propped open, even after that one AZ Repub politician who lost was observed directly handling ballots? Come ON, guys.
 
2021-05-10 1:55:59 PM  
If they can't find the fraud, then that's proof that God's power is limited. Hail Satan!
 
2021-05-10 1:56:02 PM  
How do you think I feel I work with some of these freaks.
 
2021-05-10 1:56:08 PM  

MinatoArisato013: MinatoArisato013: Original: Original Tweet:
RonFilipkowski: Prayer outside Maricopa fraudit last night asking God to reveal "voter fraud." https://t.co/LoEHVLWhz2

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Why FARK? WHY?


I do not understand what happened here.
 
2021-05-10 1:56:30 PM  
That's a real toss up .. Who is more stupid , The one leading the prayer or those following ..
 
2021-05-10 1:57:27 PM  
If God hasn't found the "fraud" by now, does that mean God is doing a bad job?
 
2021-05-10 1:57:30 PM  
Various Southern States, my own included, are very appreciative of Arizona for diverting attention away from our own stupidity, at least for a time.
 
2021-05-10 1:57:37 PM  

FlashHarry: This is the largest mass delusion in history.

/apart from organized religion, obvs.
//ducks


At this point, Trumpianity IS a religion.

It's ChristINANity.
 
2021-05-10 1:57:53 PM  
"Pleeeeaaassse God Make our reality real!!!"
 
2021-05-10 1:57:54 PM  
One time I thought God was talking to me through my dope-ass rhymes and sick beats, it turns out I was just really high and had bad gas.
 
2021-05-10 1:58:58 PM  

fiddlehead: JFC, this shady as shiat recount is STILL going on in AZ? Even after the blue pens, even after the UV lights, even after the bamboo detectors, even after doors being propped open, even after that one AZ Repub politician who lost was observed directly handling ballots? Come ON, guys.


GIS for "bamboo detector" is significantly more practical and less whimsical than I was hoping.

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2021-05-10 1:59:24 PM  
These people are farking loonies.
 
2021-05-10 1:59:44 PM  
This still going on?  Are the Cyber Ninjas charging by the hour, or what?  How long does it take to look at a piece of paper and decipher its meaning, even if you're illiterate,  one set of squiggles looks consistently different than the other set of squiggles, and the one with the checkmark next to it is the one who got picked.
 
2021-05-10 1:59:44 PM  
Wait.... what if God can't create a fraud so big that even he cannot find it?
 
2021-05-10 2:00:03 PM  
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2021-05-10 2:00:23 PM  
never prayed for bamboo, myself
 
2021-05-10 2:00:32 PM  
As somebody who spent the vast majority of their life growing up in a very religious Methodist household: why are people allowing religion to be perverted in such an abhorrent manner?

I know this is a rhetorical question-- and the aforementioned is a BIG reason why I left the church...But, there are MILLIONS of people out there who believe in the power of prayer to get them through some really tough times and to heal the sick-- and then you have these assholes leading people on.
 
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