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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Who takes a bomb to the Dollar Store? This guy   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line
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2021-05-10 12:58:05 PM  
Well if you take a bomb to Walmart you have to get dressed up.
 
2021-05-10 12:58:22 PM  
Improvised Dollar Store Explosives is the name of my In Living Colour tribute skit comedy troupe.
 
2021-05-10 1:24:53 PM  
Special Delivery. A bomb! Were you expecting one?

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2021-05-10 1:45:49 PM  
Wow, you could do cents worth of damage if it went off.
 
2021-05-10 1:48:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Wow, you could do cents worth of damage if it went off.


I'd say get the lights, but it's a Dollar Store, most of the lights don't work
 
2021-05-10 1:49:53 PM  
I took a massive bomb in the restroom once. Does that count?
 
2021-05-10 1:51:44 PM  
Forget it, Jake- it's Lehigh Valley.
 
2021-05-10 1:52:07 PM  
If properly mixed, everything sold at the dollar store can be made into an explosive at cut rate prices.
 
2021-05-10 1:55:55 PM  
If I wanted to do people in at a Dollar Store I would cut off the air conditioning system and lock the doors. Aventually the fumes from all the additives in the cheap Chinese made plastic would asphyxiate everyone.
 
2021-05-10 1:58:17 PM  
Probably drunk off the Yuengling he got from the Wawa.
 
2021-05-10 2:00:55 PM  
For a second there, I was worried that it was my ex father-in-law, 'cause that's the kinda thing he'd 'joke' about doing.

Relieved, because it wasn't him.

Scareder, because now that means there's at least two in that area who'd do that.

Yikes.
 
2021-05-10 2:01:18 PM  
FTFA: The borough had been "plagued with random explosions,"

Gee, you'd think they'd be a bit more concerned about random IEDs going off all over the neighborhood.

Something tells me Dollar Store Bomber might be the perp in the other bombings.
 
2021-05-10 2:02:12 PM  
Every time I see these kind of stories coming out of PA I always check to see if the culprit is someone I went to HS with. And I'm always kind of surprised when it isn't.
 
2021-05-10 2:09:12 PM  

proco: Every time I see these kind of stories coming out of PA I always check to see if the culprit is someone I went to HS with. And I'm always kind of surprised when it isn't.


Same here, but two of my HS buddies enlisted and did UED/bomb disposal in the Army.   I'm always looking to see if they made the news.
 
2021-05-10 2:18:37 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Forget it, Jake- it's Lehigh Valley.


Weatherly is northwest of the Lehigh Valley, up in coal country.  Not much else to do up there, especially if you're not into booze or meth.
 
2021-05-10 2:20:34 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Forget it, Jake- it's Lehigh Valley.

Weatherly is northwest of the Lehigh Valley, up in coal country.  Not much else to do up there, especially if you're not into booze or meth.


Sorry- my geographical knowledge of the state has faded as my days of forced visits to family in Pennsylvania are far behind me.
 
2021-05-10 2:38:16 PM  

Masta Beta: If I wanted to do people in at a Dollar Store I would cut off the air conditioning system and lock the doors. Aventually the fumes from all the additives in the cheap Chinese made plastic would asphyxiate everyone.


i've been wondering how places like Wal Mart keep the air from being totally offensive. thousands of products line the shelves and racks, all giving off scents and aromas from the processes of manufacture they have gone through. logically speaking those stores should be intolerable to the nose. evidently 'muricans have been nose neutered or Wal Mart has magic air treatment.
 
2021-05-10 2:38:40 PM  

steklo: I took a massive bomb in the restroom once. Does that count?


This could happen to you. This could happen to ANYONE

60 seconds to midnight, 60 seconds to eat ceiling!

Ahahahahahahahahah
 
2021-05-10 2:44:49 PM  
A buh?!!!!
 
2021-05-10 2:52:33 PM  
But how does he have a bomb? They are illegal.
We need more laws to make homemade bombs more illegal.
 
2021-05-10 3:02:17 PM  

LesserEvil: FTFA: The borough had been "plagued with random explosions,"

Gee, you'd think they'd be a bit more concerned about random IEDs going off all over the neighborhood.

Something tells me Dollar Store Bomber might be the perp in the other bombings.


Nah, that shiat happens all the time in the areas around Dollar Stores.
 
2021-05-10 3:19:07 PM  
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2021-05-10 3:36:03 PM  

Fark me all night long: But how does he have a bomb? They are illegal.
We need more laws to make homemade bombs more illegal.


But what about his 2nd Amendment Rights?
 
2021-05-10 4:07:01 PM  
"Risking a catastrophe".  What an epic, 19th century sounding crime.
 
2021-05-10 4:08:18 PM  
That's even worse than crop dusting the dollar store!

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2021-05-10 4:25:39 PM  

mr intrepid: "Risking a catastrophe".  What an epic, 19th century sounding crime.


Depending on outcome, it could definitely be filed under 'death by misadventure.'

Like taking a walk on the banks of the River Bann.
 
2021-05-10 5:04:24 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: mr intrepid: "Risking a catastrophe".  What an epic, 19th century sounding crime.

Depending on outcome, it could definitely be filed under 'death by misadventure.'

Like taking a walk on the banks of the River Bann.


It still cracks me up that bombs are referred to as "infernal devices" in some statutes.
 
2021-05-10 8:14:09 PM  

sinko swimo: Masta Beta: If I wanted to do people in at a Dollar Store I would cut off the air conditioning system and lock the doors. Aventually the fumes from all the additives in the cheap Chinese made plastic would asphyxiate everyone.

i've been wondering how places like Wal Mart keep the air from being totally offensive. thousands of products line the shelves and racks, all giving off scents and aromas from the processes of manufacture they have gone through. logically speaking those stores should be intolerable to the nose. evidently 'muricans have been nose neutered or Wal Mart has magic air treatment.


Employees become nose blind to it.
 
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