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2021-05-09 11:38:22 PM  
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2021-05-09 11:39:01 PM  
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2021-05-09 11:39:59 PM  
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Him as a young kid?

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2021-05-10 12:46:56 AM  

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Some people got all the luck
 
2021-05-10 12:47:15 AM  
No, Florida

/youre the Florida
 
2021-05-10 12:47:45 AM  
Silly subby, you can never hit peak Fl...

Oh. Oh my. That's a lot.
 
2021-05-10 12:51:04 AM  
What?!? Skyn the man alive!!!!
 
2021-05-10 12:51:27 AM  
Billy's gone with our stuff.
 
2021-05-10 12:56:27 AM  
That's gotta be a whole ten dollars worth of loot!
 
2021-05-10 12:57:43 AM  

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Jesus tap dancing Christ I hope she had A LOT of friends around her...

Because some men are pigs and far more are cowards and way too many women who do that are assaulted in some way at concerts. (note: one is way too many, but sadly many concertgoers at some point determined nipples = free-for-all)

/I hope that has radically changed in the last decade
 
2021-05-10 1:02:08 AM  
I thought peak Flo Rida was 2008 when "Low" was last #1.
 
2021-05-10 1:07:15 AM  
He has a tattoo of "praying hands" on his forearm and a spider inked on his shoulder.

Yup, that dude's done time.

For a 38 year old, he looks like his life just stopped progressing at 19.
 
2021-05-10 1:07:16 AM  

puffy999: kdawg7736: [2loud2oldmusicdotcom.files.wordpress.​com image 500x328]

Jesus tap dancing Christ I hope she had A LOT of friends around her...

Because some men are pigs and far more are cowards and way too many women who do that are assaulted in some way at concerts. (note: one is way too many, but sadly many concertgoers at some point determined nipples = free-for-all)

/I hope that has radically changed in the last decade


That's an ICP concert. Everyone around her is a friend.
 
2021-05-10 1:10:02 AM  
There is no peak Florida.

There is only nadir Florida.
 
2021-05-10 1:11:44 AM  
Imma need at least some of following for Peak Florida :

-- Bath Salts
-- Alligator
-- Trump
-- Butt Injections
-- Giant Radar Penis
-- Attacking a Hurricane with a Firearm
-- Nudity
-- Goat Blood Sacrifice
-- Fireworks
-- Vaping Semen
-- Misuse of 911
 
2021-05-10 1:16:08 AM  
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2021-05-10 1:16:08 AM  

Tom-Servo: That's an ICP concert. Everyone around her is a friend.


Unlike Shaggy

He scared of the Cotton Pie

I ate so much Cotton Candy

I got pink eye
 
2021-05-10 1:29:07 AM  

Tom-Servo: puffy999: kdawg7736: [2loud2oldmusicdotcom.files.wordpress.​com image 500x328]

Jesus tap dancing Christ I hope she had A LOT of friends around her...

Because some men are pigs and far more are cowards and way too many women who do that are assaulted in some way at concerts. (note: one is way too many, but sadly many concertgoers at some point determined nipples = free-for-all)

/I hope that has radically changed in the last decade

That's an ICP concert. Everyone around her is a friend.


I've heard that juggalos and metalheads are the least likely to molest a woman and more likely to punch a farker that does.
 
2021-05-10 1:30:03 AM  
From a different source article:

"The nine tractor trailers and original tour bus, (shown here in 2010) were filled with $12,000 worth of historic Skynard memorabilia.  The tour bus was the most valuable of the items stolen.  The bus was used year round as the primary residence for the band between 1964 and 1986, quadrupled in value to nearly $2,000 due to the recent interest in living under a bridge down by the River."

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2021-05-10 1:54:35 AM  
He asked them to gimme two steps as he ran out the door.
 
2021-05-10 3:51:20 AM  
Oh come on. I'm sure we can do a lot worse then that.
 
2021-05-10 3:57:53 AM  
I was wondering what ever happened to Jamie Noble.
 
2021-05-10 4:13:58 AM  
Skynrd memorabilia?  Check Alabama, I'm sure they'll turn it up.
 
2021-05-10 5:16:04 AM  
Do not challenge Florida, subby.  That way lies madness.
 
2021-05-10 7:00:28 AM  
Sweet home penitentiary...
 
2021-05-10 8:13:41 AM  

Somacandra: Imma need at least some of following for Peak Florida :

-- Bath Salts
-- Alligator
-- Trump
-- Butt Injections
-- Giant Radar Penis
-- Attacking a Hurricane with a Firearm
-- Nudity
-- Goat Blood Sacrifice
-- Fireworks
-- Vaping Semen
-- Misuse of 911


No German tourists? Or is that suspended during the pandemic?
 
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2021-05-10 8:42:50 AM  
There will be no peak Florida until DeSantis digs so deep that he makes it to China.
 
2021-05-10 8:43:24 AM  
Somacandra:

-- Giant Radar Penis
This is my Mothers of Invention Cover Band

-- Attacking a Hurricane with a Firearm
Or, as they call it in Florida, Tuesday.
 
2021-05-10 9:20:13 AM  

puffy999: kdawg7736: [2loud2oldmusicdotcom.files.wordpress.​com image 500x328]

Jesus tap dancing Christ I hope she had A LOT of friends around her...

Because some men are pigs and far more are cowards and way too many women who do that are assaulted in some way at concerts. (note: one is way too many, but sadly many concertgoers at some point determined nipples = free-for-all)

/I hope that has radically changed in the last decade


And this bird you cannot change....
 
2021-05-10 10:12:03 AM  
Lebowski approves...
 
2021-05-10 10:25:05 AM  
Gimme back my bullets...
 
2021-05-10 11:38:21 AM  
Peak florida was in the 1960s, before asshole developers drained and backfilled all the wetlands, and cut down all the orange groves to facilitate the importation of a bunch of morons.
 
2021-05-10 12:11:09 PM  

Muzzleloader: Peak florida was in the 1960s, before asshole developers drained and backfilled all the wetlands, and cut down all the orange groves to facilitate the importation of a bunch of morons.


Okay cracker.
 
2021-05-10 12:12:04 PM  

casual disregard: Silly subby, you can never hit peak Fl...

Oh. Oh my. That's a lot.


Peak Jaxsuckvile then. The only thing missing is a shootout in Arlington or on 103rd.
 
2021-05-10 8:32:07 PM  
I was thinking " isn't there a better source than the Post to be citing?" Then I thought about the article, and no there isn't a better source for this than the Post...
 
2021-05-10 10:23:08 PM  
Must have been 2 t-shirts in that trailer with the same 1957 Gibson guitar to only be $12,000 value.

I have a 1986 Gibson, serial 005 thats worth over $10,000.  Not even signed by dead musicians.
 
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