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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Blown up again in Margaritaville...looking for my health insurance card. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's the gas pump's fault   (ajc.com) divider line
    More: Scary, 16-year-old girl, Georgia, 13-year-old boy, 39-year-old woman, Grady Memorial Hospital, Cox Enterprises, Margaret Mitchell, Anne Cox Chambers  
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2021-05-09 10:47:25 PM  
That is so scaryI hope they all make it.
 
2021-05-09 10:49:25 PM  
Oblig.
Zoolander gas fight !!!!
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2021-05-09 10:52:14 PM  
the boat was refueling at the gas docks at the Port of Indecision

Looks like the Decision was made for them.
 
2021-05-09 11:07:44 PM  
The explosion happened as the boat was refueling at the gas docks at the Port of Indecision,

I can't really decide if that's a good name for a port or not. I'm also half-erect just thinking about it
 
2021-05-09 11:12:32 PM  

MBooda: the boat was refueling at the gas docks at the Port of Indecision

Looks like the Decision was made for them.


I think I'll use Regular, no Hi-Test, no Regular  . . .  is there a mid-grade?
 
2021-05-09 11:21:56 PM  

berylman: The explosion happened as the boat was refueling at the gas docks at the Port of Indecision,

I can't really decide if that's a good name for a port or not. I'm also half-erect just thinking about it


Calling it a port is way too kind.

It's just a lake marina for drunk rich Atlantans.
 
2021-05-09 11:46:42 PM  
The blower switch isn't a decoration
 
2021-05-09 11:50:34 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: The blower switch isn't a decoration


My guess is they were pumping fuel into the bilge via a rod holder.
 
2021-05-09 11:58:58 PM  
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2021-05-10 12:36:42 AM  
Saw the smoke and wondered what was burning.

Shrug.
 
2021-05-10 12:50:13 AM  
If they are flying and driving folks as far as Grady I'd venture injuries were bad.  Or they didn't have insurance.  That's how you end up a Grady.
 
2021-05-10 12:56:00 AM  
I don't know where I'm gonna go
 
2021-05-10 6:23:13 AM  

BlueBox: If they are flying and driving folks as far as Grady I'd venture injuries were bad.  Or they didn't have insurance.  That's how you end up a Grady.


Grady has an advanced burn unit, and a Children's Hospital with an adjacent campus.
 
2021-05-10 7:31:06 AM  

BlueBox: If they are flying and driving folks as far as Grady I'd venture injuries were bad.  Or they didn't have insurance.  That's how you end up a Grady.


Grady is the equivalent of a MASH hospital. They'll treat you like a piece of meat. But you'll be LIVE piece of meat when they are done.
 
2021-05-10 8:10:30 AM  
Honestly surprised Lake Lanier is still a thing. I thought it dried up 5 droughts ago...
 
2021-05-10 8:49:45 AM  

BlueBox: If they are flying and driving folks as far as Grady I'd venture injuries were bad.  Or they didn't have insurance.  That's how you end up a Grady.


Grady is Atlanta's most advanced Burn Unit.
 
2021-05-10 8:50:36 AM  
Okay so this thread is going to be full of pants on head stupid.
 
2021-05-10 10:01:00 AM  

Kitty2.0: BlueBox: If they are flying and driving folks as far as Grady I'd venture injuries were bad.  Or they didn't have insurance.  That's how you end up a Grady.

Grady is Atlanta's most advanced Burn Unit.


Causing, or curing?
 
2021-05-10 10:10:48 AM  

MBooda: Kitty2.0: BlueBox: If they are flying and driving folks as far as Grady I'd venture injuries were bad.  Or they didn't have insurance.  That's how you end up a Grady.

Grady is Atlanta's most advanced Burn Unit.

Causing, or curing?


Heh. Now that is fair.

Por que no los dos?
 
2021-05-10 6:05:23 PM  

I Hate You 2: Honestly surprised Lake Lanier is still a thing. I thought it dried up 5 droughts ago...


It's gone from "OMG, it will never ever be full again" to "Oh crap, it's record flooding" over the last 10 years or so.

North Georgia gets about 5 feet of rain a year.  If it gets down to 3 feet a year then we are in a major drought.  In 2009 I measured about 13 inches of rain over 3 or 4 days, and that was with the rain gauge overtopped twice.
 
2021-05-10 8:17:49 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: I Hate You 2: Honestly surprised Lake Lanier is still a thing. I thought it dried up 5 droughts ago...

It's gone from "OMG, it will never ever be full again" to "Oh crap, it's record flooding" over the last 10 years or so.

North Georgia gets about 5 feet of rain a year.  If it gets down to 3 feet a year then we are in a major drought.  In 2009 I measured about 13 inches of rain over 3 or 4 days, and that was with the rain gauge overtopped twice.


What the fark are you smoking?

There's been little room underneath bridges and a few backyards got flooded two years ago but nothing like what you mention.

Maybe I know that because I actually fish and keep track of water release schedules.
 
2021-05-10 10:23:34 PM  

Kitty2.0: TheGreatGazoo: I Hate You 2: Honestly surprised Lake Lanier is still a thing. I thought it dried up 5 droughts ago...

It's gone from "OMG, it will never ever be full again" to "Oh crap, it's record flooding" over the last 10 years or so.

North Georgia gets about 5 feet of rain a year.  If it gets down to 3 feet a year then we are in a major drought.  In 2009 I measured about 13 inches of rain over 3 or 4 days, and that was with the rain gauge overtopped twice.

What the fark are you smoking?

There's been little room underneath bridges and a few backyards got flooded two years ago but nothing like what you mention.

Maybe I know that because I actually fish and keep track of water release schedules.


On the other hand, TheGreatGazoo is familiar with room underneath bridges.
 
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