Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Twitter)   Remember when Matt Gaetz was on the Twilight Zone? Ironically he's creepier now that he's in Congress   (twitter.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, shot  
•       •       •

4315 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 May 2021 at 7:30 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



104 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2021-05-09 3:53:08 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-05-09 4:10:16 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 4:13:10 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

LukeRussell1281: I just can't unsee it now... https://t.co/6RkbUQht42


Perfect.
 
2021-05-09 4:34:51 PM  
Remember when Matt Gaetz was on the Twilight Zone? Ironically he's creepier now that he's in Congress

He's still a dummy though.
 
2021-05-09 4:54:55 PM  
Share and enjoy!
Fark user imageView Full Size
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 5:28:53 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 7:33:17 PM  
Wasn't that a Goosebumps book? Your GOP rep is a creepy handsy predator but nobody else knows?
 
2021-05-09 7:34:15 PM  

mjjt: [Fark user image 850x446]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 7:39:28 PM  
He was even creepier on lazytown.

external-preview.redd.itView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 7:40:09 PM  

casual disregard: Wasn't that a Goosebumps book? Your GOP rep is a creepy handsy predator but nobody else knows?


Fark user imageView Full Size

Not seeing it.
 
2021-05-09 7:44:36 PM  
The puppet is smiling because it's Trump's tiny hand up his ass.
 
2021-05-09 7:47:24 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 7:52:49 PM  
Man makes Peyton Manning look like he's got a regular forehead.
 
2021-05-09 7:57:02 PM  
Good God! What episode was that?

Appropriately enough, "The Dummy".
/in case anyone else was wondering
 
2021-05-09 7:57:20 PM  
Oh good, the fears of the future that were being addressed by the Twilight Zone have come true.  We proved them right.
 
2021-05-09 7:59:34 PM  
i.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:00:22 PM  

chewd: He was even creepier on lazytown.

[external-preview.redd.it image 640x695]


Man, do not besmirch Stefán Karl Stefánsson's memory by comparing him to Gaetz.  The poor guy didn't deserve cancer, and really doesn't deserve that!
 
2021-05-09 8:08:25 PM  
The question remains, dufuq happened to Kevin McCarthy?
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:08:36 PM  
Awwwwwww, s***!! 🤣😂🤣
 
2021-05-09 8:08:50 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:10:12 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:14:49 PM  
Here's the thing:
Matt Gaetz totally paid for sex with a minor
 
2021-05-09 8:15:12 PM  
 
2021-05-09 8:16:09 PM  
Also while we're on the subject of juxtaposition, Ron DeSantis is Trump/Qanon Rasputin:
Fark user imageView Full Size

I think it's uncanny.

C'mon now, that just seems correct.
I bet Melania Trump loves Ron DeSantis.

Didn't Rasputin die under ice?
Clearly he floated on down to Florida, thawed out and started subjugating the ruling class with Siberian mysticism as Ron DeSantis.
 
2021-05-09 8:17:15 PM  

Purple_Urkle: The question remains, dufuq happened to Kevin McCarthy?
[Fark user image image 425x425]


Is that not just two photos of Kevin McCarthy?
 
2021-05-09 8:21:13 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Here's the thing:
Matt Gaetz totally paid for sex with a minor


This is huge; I think it means something big is about to drop

/probably by Friday
 
2021-05-09 8:23:01 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Also while we're on the subject of juxtaposition, Ron DeSantis is Trump/Qanon Rasputin:
[Fark user image 425x230]
I think it's uncanny.

C'mon now, that just seems correct.
I bet Melania Trump loves Ron DeSantis.

Didn't Rasputin die under ice?
Clearly he floated on down to Florida, thawed out and started subjugating the ruling class with Siberian mysticism as Ron DeSantis.


No, Rasputin's dead body became inhabited  by the deific entity know as Alan Moore...

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:24:26 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Purple_Urkle: The question remains, dufuq happened to Kevin McCarthy?
[Fark user image image 425x425]

Is that not just two photos of Kevin McCarthy?


Okay here it is in color:
Fark user imageView Full Size

Eyebrows waxed, lip fillers, under eye fillers, botox in forehead, tanned, slight dye job that adds a blonde tint.

Dufuq?

I've seen this before.
Trump, Kevin McCarthy had some sort of meeting with Trump and they used plastic surgery injections to eliminate empathy. But that's just what appears to have happened.

Trump normalizes himself by roasting other politicians in tanning beds.
 
2021-05-09 8:36:33 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:36:59 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Purple_Urkle: Also while we're on the subject of juxtaposition, Ron DeSantis is Trump/Qanon Rasputin:
[Fark user image 425x230]
I think it's uncanny.

C'mon now, that just seems correct.
I bet Melania Trump loves Ron DeSantis.

Didn't Rasputin die under ice?
Clearly he floated on down to Florida, thawed out and started subjugating the ruling class with Siberian mysticism as Ron DeSantis.

No, Rasputin's dead body became inhabited  by the deific entity know as Alan Moore...

[Fark user image image 220x282]


Alan Moore makes funny pages.

Ron DeSantis is displacing political dynasties, he has things in common with Rasputin. Examples: DeSantis has never read the US Constitution, Rasputin was illiterate. Morons believe(d) both to be healers/medical authorities.
 
2021-05-09 8:38:40 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: [Fark user image image 712x245]


Don't do Robbie Rotten rotten like that.
 
2021-05-09 8:39:30 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:40:36 PM  

olderbudnoweiser: [Fark user image 850x475]


Oddly enough, I posted a similar pic in a thread about favourite aliens

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:42:49 PM  

Purple_Urkle: RoyFokker'sGhost: Purple_Urkle: Also while we're on the subject of juxtaposition, Ron DeSantis is Trump/Qanon Rasputin:
[Fark user image 425x230]
I think it's uncanny.

C'mon now, that just seems correct.
I bet Melania Trump loves Ron DeSantis.

Didn't Rasputin die under ice?
Clearly he floated on down to Florida, thawed out and started subjugating the ruling class with Siberian mysticism as Ron DeSantis.

No, Rasputin's dead body became inhabited  by the deific entity know as Alan Moore...

[Fark user image image 220x282]

Alan Moore makes funny pages.

Ron DeSantis is displacing political dynasties, he has things in common with Rasputin. Examples: DeSantis has never read the US Constitution, Rasputin was illiterate. Morons believe(d) both to be healers/medical authorities.


How Allan Moore is like Rasputin: he totally ruined the comic book industry.

How he's not like Rasputin: he ruined the comic book industry by actually being really good at his job.
 
2021-05-09 8:45:06 PM  

nytmare: [Fark user image 311x200] [Fark user image 218x200]


cdn.discordapp.comView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:45:28 PM  

MattytheMouse: Purple_Urkle: RoyFokker'sGhost: Purple_Urkle: Also while we're on the subject of juxtaposition, Ron DeSantis is Trump/Qanon Rasputin:
[Fark user image 425x230]
I think it's uncanny.

C'mon now, that just seems correct.
I bet Melania Trump loves Ron DeSantis.

Didn't Rasputin die under ice?
Clearly he floated on down to Florida, thawed out and started subjugating the ruling class with Siberian mysticism as Ron DeSantis.

No, Rasputin's dead body became inhabited  by the deific entity know as Alan Moore...

[Fark user image image 220x282]

Alan Moore makes funny pages.

Ron DeSantis is displacing political dynasties, he has things in common with Rasputin. Examples: DeSantis has never read the US Constitution, Rasputin was illiterate. Morons believe(d) both to be healers/medical authorities.

How Allan Moore is like Rasputin: he totally ruined the comic book industry.

How he's not like Rasputin: he ruined the comic book industry by actually being really good at his job.


Matt Gaetz would own a copy of Lost Girls by Allen Moore.
 
2021-05-09 8:46:24 PM  
imagesvc.meredithcorp.ioView Full Size


Is there any resemblance to Matt Gaetz, or is my mom crazy?  😕
 
2021-05-09 8:48:04 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: Palined Parenthood: Here's the thing:
Matt Gaetz totally paid for sex with a minor

This is huge; I think it means something big is about to drop

/probably by Friday


Hey! Don't bogart someone else's joke, dude.
 
2021-05-09 8:48:39 PM  

Circle Girl: [imagesvc.meredithcorp.io image 850x566]

Is there any resemblance to Matt Gaetz, or is my mom crazy?  😕


more of a 3-1/2-head than a 5-head, but there's still... something?
 
2021-05-09 8:50:04 PM  

Purple_Urkle: MattytheMouse: Purple_Urkle: RoyFokker'sGhost: Purple_Urkle: Also while we're on the subject of juxtaposition, Ron DeSantis is Trump/Qanon Rasputin:
[Fark user image 425x230]
I think it's uncanny.

C'mon now, that just seems correct.
I bet Melania Trump loves Ron DeSantis.

Didn't Rasputin die under ice?
Clearly he floated on down to Florida, thawed out and started subjugating the ruling class with Siberian mysticism as Ron DeSantis.

No, Rasputin's dead body became inhabited  by the deific entity know as Alan Moore...

[Fark user image image 220x282]

Alan Moore makes funny pages.

Ron DeSantis is displacing political dynasties, he has things in common with Rasputin. Examples: DeSantis has never read the US Constitution, Rasputin was illiterate. Morons believe(d) both to be healers/medical authorities.

How Allan Moore is like Rasputin: he totally ruined the comic book industry.

How he's not like Rasputin: he ruined the comic book industry by actually being really good at his job.

Matt Gaetz would own a copy of Lost Girls by Allen Moore.


Who the fark is Allen Moore?

I meant Alan Moore.

Sorry other person who could have nothing in common with Gaetz.

"Matt Gaetz would own a copy of Lost Girls by Alan Moore."
 
2021-05-09 8:50:30 PM  

RI_Red: Be polite walk on the right: Palined Parenthood: Here's the thing:
Matt Gaetz totally paid for sex with a minor

This is huge; I think it means something big is about to drop

/probably by Friday

Hey! Don't bogart someone else's joke, dude.


No, no, I think that's a solid point!
 
2021-05-09 8:50:34 PM  

Circle Girl: [imagesvc.meredithcorp.io image 850x566]

Is there any resemblance to Matt Gaetz, or is my mom crazy?  😕


She might be, but I see a bit of feature similarity.Ted was a  drunk , and we know gas-pedal is so ....
 
2021-05-09 8:53:21 PM  

Circle Girl: [imagesvc.meredithcorp.io image 850x566]

Is there any resemblance to Matt Gaetz, or is my mom crazy?  😕


It's the jawline.
 
2021-05-09 8:54:05 PM  

Badmoodman: Remember when Matt Gaetz was on the Twilight Zone? Ironically he's creepier now that he's in Congress

He's still a dummy though.


Whose hand is up his ... spine?
 
2021-05-09 8:56:13 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Here's the thing:
Matt Gaetz totally paid for sex with a minor


Why should this guy, go to jail, for a crime, someone else noticed?
 
2021-05-09 8:58:33 PM  
64.media.tumblr.comView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 8:59:42 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Here's the thing:
Matt Gaetz totally paid for sex with a minor


And if he were having sex with a minor for free, that would make it... better? Worse?
 
2021-05-09 9:03:38 PM  

Circle Girl: [imagesvc.meredithcorp.io image 850x566]

Is there any resemblance to Matt Gaetz, or is my mom crazy?  😕


Fark user imageView Full Size

Similar hairlines and jawlines, different faces, different color palettes.

The jawlines are more similar than the hairlines.

Not Matt, has a bit of a widow's peak.

Ask her if Ron DeSantis looks like Rasputin. I wish I could make fun of politicians with my mom, she's a Trumpy.
 
2021-05-09 9:03:44 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-05-09 9:04:49 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Palined Parenthood: Here's the thing:
Matt Gaetz totally paid for sex with a minor

And if he were having sex with a minor for free, that would make it... better? Worse?


Rule #1 about Having Sex with Minors is you don't talk about Having Sex with Minors
 
Displayed 50 of 104 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.