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(WHDH Boston)   News crew doing story on stolen dog sees thief and interviews him. Guy has worst alibi ever, is arrested, dog recovered   (whdh.com) divider line
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2021-05-09 4:51:56 PM  
In the 1800s they'd shoot you for stealing a horse. Maybe we should bring that back for pet thieves.
 
2021-05-09 5:51:53 PM  

Lsherm: In the 1800s they'd shoot you for stealing a horse. Maybe we should bring that back for pet thieves.


Second.
 
2021-05-09 6:29:15 PM  
Burial - Stolen Dog (music video)
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2021-05-09 6:35:56 PM  
So the guy just stood around and waited for the cops to show?
 
2021-05-09 6:36:35 PM  
I watched an ad for Hood Milk, whatever that is.
 
2021-05-09 6:40:41 PM  

Salmon: I watched an ad for Hood Milk, whatever that is.


Sounds like you need some milk.

Oh he needs some Milk ( original Video)
Youtube jdDuOzKC6NU

NSFW.
 
2021-05-09 6:41:20 PM  

Salmon: I watched an ad for Hood Milk, whatever that is.


Well, when two people love each other and one part of the couple gets excited...
 
2021-05-09 6:51:43 PM  

ProcrastinationStation: So the guy just stood around and waited for the cops to show?


He probably figured he was already in deep shiat and trying to run would make him look even more guilty.
 
2021-05-09 6:56:55 PM  
Wait a minute... Are the perp and the victim the same guy?
 
2021-05-09 6:58:55 PM  

ProcrastinationStation: So the guy just stood around and waited for the cops to show?


It's Cambridge. He's not going to shoot the news crew and drive off.
 
2021-05-09 7:00:48 PM  
GOTCHA!!!
 
2021-05-09 7:01:44 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Salmon: I watched an ad for Hood Milk, whatever that is.

Sounds like you need some milk.

[YouTube video: Oh he needs some Milk ( original Video)]
NSFW.


What the heck is mojo?

/never understood people who'd steal someone else's dog
 
2021-05-09 7:07:03 PM  
FTFA: "He was just barking in the car and I walked past the car and I thought it was supposed to be a dog I was dog walking," Gariepy said.

That's not what an alibi is.
 
2021-05-09 7:08:02 PM  
Christ... Just yesterday I had to confront a douchebag that was spotted literally egging his dog on to "go get it!" to attack one of my cats. And when this was brought before him he basically acted like a farking moron claiming "my dog is under control" (and even one kindergarten-level attempt to claim I should "get some exercise") despite said dog barking and growling like mad and pulling at his leash.

People who would do ill by an animal need to be shot out of a cannon.

/into a farking space worm's asshole...
 
2021-05-09 7:20:11 PM  

Resident Muslim: farkingismybusiness: Salmon: I watched an ad for Hood Milk, whatever that is.

Sounds like you need some milk.

[YouTube video: Oh he needs some Milk ( original Video)]
NSFW.

What the heck is mojo?

/never understood people who'd steal someone else's dog


K2/spice.
 
2021-05-09 7:23:41 PM  

Iczer: Christ... Just yesterday I had to confront a douchebag that was spotted literally egging his dog on to "go get it!" to attack one of my cats. And when this was brought before him he basically acted like a farking moron claiming "my dog is under control" (and even one kindergarten-level attempt to claim I should "get some exercise") despite said dog barking and growling like mad and pulling at his leash.

People who would do ill by an animal need to be shot out of a cannon.

/into a farking space worm's asshole...


The Cloverfield Reentry
 
2021-05-09 7:30:20 PM  

Resident Muslim: farkingismybusiness: Salmon: I watched an ad for Hood Milk, whatever that is.

Sounds like you need some milk.

[YouTube video: Oh he needs some Milk ( original Video)]
NSFW.

What the heck is mojo?

/never understood people who'd steal someone else's dog


Urban Dictionary has several different drug definitions for mojo. It could be speed, or a combination of weed and tobacco, or weed and rock cocaine.

Then again, there were so many entries for mojo that I didn't read them all. There might be other drugs.
 
2021-05-09 7:50:27 PM  
im really curious of the motive.. was it nice dog i want it, or poor dogs barking in a car im gonna save it, then i like it ill keep it? guys wearing a healy hanson jacket, he can afford a dog youd think. some people get off on taking things maybe that was it.. probably stole the jacket.  i am curious though.

// voting yes on the motion to summarily execute dog rustlers.
 
2021-05-09 7:55:23 PM  
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2021-05-09 8:19:04 PM  
I once caught a guy trying to steal my beagle. He leaned over the fence and picked her up and then when he noticed me he went all out and accused me of stealing the dog from him which was a ballsy strategy. Beagles aren't worth much now and back then were worth even less I don't know what he had planned maybe some kind of ransom scheme or something.
 
2021-05-09 8:49:02 PM  
That dogs tail had been amputated. Owner is an asshole.
 
2021-05-09 9:18:37 PM  

baronbloodbath: ProcrastinationStation: So the guy just stood around and waited for the cops to show?

He probably figured he was already in deep shiat and trying to run would make him look even more guilty.


Yep.

I'm just amused by the thought of him just casually waiting for the cops.
 
2021-05-09 9:43:10 PM  
She thought it was a dog she was supposed to walk? Did the dog call her over and say, "Hey, lady my owner forgot to take me for a pee before he left. You mind just hangin wit me wile I do my business." " Don't worry, nobody will mind." What's wrong with that?
 
2021-05-09 11:03:22 PM  
There should be a movie about a guy who get PO'd someone steals or hurts his dog, and then goes on a massive killing spree to get everyone who had associated with the dog criminal and their families.

Maybe a good action movie vehicle for Ru Paul or Bo Burnham.
 
2021-05-09 11:59:50 PM  
An accident.

"Whoops, accidentally broke into your car and stole your dog! My bad, sorry!"
 
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