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2021-05-09 11:35:30 AM  
Florida man has other, more pressing concerns. Yesterday in Hernando beach:

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2021-05-09 12:44:57 PM  
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2021-05-09 1:21:14 PM  
If only someone could have warned them
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2021-05-09 1:28:36 PM  
That's the problem with buying into a corrupt politician, you never know if your getting a smart one, or one that's dumber than a sack of inbred hammers. It would seem DeFascist is DeLatter so all those fools who skipped in line for the vaccine are now sitting on last variants antibodies. Whoops. Of course I'm sure they'll be first in line to get the next vaccine as well.
 
2021-05-09 1:28:47 PM  
COVID deaths up in Florida after deliberately sandbagging precautions?

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2021-05-09 1:35:17 PM  
But we DON'T LIKE MASKS how hard is that to understand???
 
2021-05-09 1:36:36 PM  
And this is why the Darwin argument doesn't work...
 
2021-05-09 1:37:32 PM  
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2021-05-09 1:39:38 PM  

Bertuccio: And this is why the Darwin argument doesn't work...


because Darwin never met Florida man.
 
2021-05-09 1:39:57 PM  
'Least they got fweedumbs.
 
2021-05-09 1:48:11 PM  
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2021-05-09 1:48:30 PM  
Will be getting my second shot on Wednesday. Now at least I'll be able to go grocery shopping again.

Still will be wearing a mask. Still ain't gonna be going to the gym or eating inside at restaurants. Still gonna want unmasked chucklefarks staying 10 feet away from me.
 
2021-05-09 1:49:09 PM  
I'm prepping as if it's never going away. I expect that the new normal will be waves after every major holiday or mass gatherings.
 
2021-05-09 1:50:07 PM  
Miami Beach Spring Break
Youtube cNohbgowbd0

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Spring Break biatch.
 
2021-05-09 1:50:24 PM  
 
2021-05-09 1:52:28 PM  
WOO SPRING BREEEAAAAKOFFKOFFHACKARGHARGH*drunkwhe​ezingsounds*
 
2021-05-09 1:53:02 PM  
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2021-05-09 1:55:06 PM  
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2021-05-09 1:56:07 PM  
That's a major coincidence!
 
2021-05-09 1:58:24 PM  

p51d007: I knew it....they will start up with the "positive cases" again.  Means nothing considering a lot
of the "positive" cases can be false positives.
But, if it gets the media to spread the news, the sheep will go back into hiding.

https://www.fda.gov/medical-devices/le​tters-health-care-providers/potential-​false-positive-results-antigen-tests-r​apid-detection-sars-cov-2-letter-clini​cal-laboratory

https://coronanews123.wordpress.com/20​21/02/18/nbc-news-up-to-70-of-covid-te​sts-may-be-false-positives/

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/coron​avirus/coronavirus-test-false-positive​s-more-common-than-you-might-think/246​5669/


Yeah, if they'd just quit testing they wouldn't have so many cases...
 
2021-05-09 2:00:25 PM  

p51d007: I knew it....they will start up with the "positive cases" again.  Means nothing considering a lot
of the "positive" cases can be false positives.
But, if it gets the media to spread the news, the sheep will go back into hiding.

https://www.fda.gov/medical-devices/le​tters-health-care-providers/potential-​false-positive-results-antigen-tests-r​apid-detection-sars-cov-2-letter-clini​cal-laboratory

https://coronanews123.wordpress.com/20​21/02/18/nbc-news-up-to-70-of-covid-te​sts-may-be-false-positives/

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/coron​avirus/coronavirus-test-false-positive​s-more-common-than-you-might-think/246​5669/


You know you're allowed to read the articles before you cite them?
 
2021-05-09 2:01:26 PM  

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He wasn't wrong, though.

Amity ("as you know, it means 'friendship'") depended on tourist dollars.

Florida is the same.

Absent agriculture, nearly all of Florida's income is generated by being, well, "open" to visitors.

Nobody at all is surprised and everybody who has ever lived in/worked in/visited such places gets it.

Tourist towns are not unlike "working girls". It's too bad her current pimp is a stupid, careless man.
 
2021-05-09 2:02:09 PM  
But I don't understand, 45 said it would just go away, as did Ron Delavan. You mean that they weren't truthful??
 
2021-05-09 2:02:20 PM  
Come to Florida.
Party party party.
Go back to home state.
Test positive.
Florida: Not a case number for us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2021-05-09 2:02:56 PM  
Darn spell check
DeSatan
 
2021-05-09 2:04:35 PM  
What happens in Florida does not stay in Florida.
The pandemic of stupid continues.
 
2021-05-09 2:05:38 PM  

flamesfan: What happens in Florida does not stay in Florida.
The pandemic of stupid continues.


It's that entire "travel state to state, without papers" problem, isn't it?
 
2021-05-09 2:08:48 PM  

p51d007: I knew it....they will start up with the "positive cases" again.  Means nothing considering a lot
of the "positive" cases can be false positives.
But, if it gets the media to spread the news, the sheep will go back into hiding.


Cracker Barrel is open today.
 
2021-05-09 2:09:04 PM  

edmo: Florida man has other, more pressing concerns. Yesterday in Hernando beach:

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Peak Florida?

Peak Florida.
 
2021-05-09 2:19:28 PM  
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2021-05-09 2:20:40 PM  
People joke about building a wall around Florida or sawing it off but the COVID numbers say it shouldn't be a joke.
 
2021-05-09 2:26:24 PM  

Nimbull: People joke about building a wall around Florida or sawing it off but the COVID numbers say it shouldn't be a joke.


North Dakota, that churning tourist destination, has higher rates per capita.

Want to give it to Canada?
 
2021-05-09 2:28:51 PM  

Bertuccio: And this is why the Darwin argument doesn't work...


Darwin doesnt work because covid aint deadly enough.
 
2021-05-09 2:31:02 PM  
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Looks like there was a brief surge following Spring Break, but it's now back below the pre-Spring Break levels.  The big question is what the variants will do in the coming months.  Being out on the beach isn't really a risk.  Tons of people packed in hotels, that's where the risks are.
 
2021-05-09 2:33:37 PM  

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NSFW.

Spring Break biatch.


I was hoping that the country would recover from the hole we're in.
After watching that video, I've changed my mind.  Let it all burn to cinders.
 
2021-05-09 2:37:50 PM  
Yes but let's not the most important thing...the state made money during a pandemic.
 
2021-05-09 2:39:36 PM  
If we try a Red vs Blue: COVID Edition, we get some interesting results.
California and Texas are both doing well, while Florida and New York (both city and state) were doing much, much worse, but are rapidly improving.   California and New York state both rang the bell over the Winter season in new cases and during the Spring Break surge in Florida, New York City and State were both doing far worse.
(cases per 100k to adjust for population)

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2021-05-09 2:40:36 PM  

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2021-05-09 2:42:29 PM  

Saturn5: If we try a Red vs Blue: COVID Edition, we get some interesting results.
California and Texas are both doing well, while Florida and New York (both city and state) were doing much, much worse, but are rapidly improving.   California and New York state both rang the bell over the Winter season in new cases and during the Spring Break surge in Florida, New York City and State were both doing far worse.
(cases per 100k to adjust for population)

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Ever think that maybe COVID numbers in red states are downplayed? Bullshiat?

Their heroes are russia and trump. They'll believe bullshiat over facts they see with their own eyes. I bet if we ever do a study on covid deaths in the future, we'll see that red states heavily downplayed real covid numbers since the beginning of the pandemic and real covid deaths/cases were much higher in red states than they claim.
 
2021-05-09 2:45:29 PM  

HypnozombieX: That's the problem with buying into a corrupt politician, you never know if your getting a smart one, or one that's dumber than a sack of inbred hammers. It would seem DeFascist is DeLatter so all those fools who skipped in line for the vaccine are now sitting on last variants antibodies. Whoops. Of course I'm sure they'll be first in line to get the next vaccine as well.


Here in Louisiana, we had a beyond corrupt governor (Edwards). But he was so good at his job that most people didn't mind. I'll take the crook, please. Or as they used to say around here when David Duke was running, "Vote for the crook, it's important."
 
2021-05-09 2:45:43 PM  

Saturn5: [Fark user image 850x761]
Looks like there was a brief surge following Spring Break, but it's now back below the pre-Spring Break levels.  The big question is what the variants will do in the coming months.  Being out on the beach isn't really a risk.  Tons of people packed in hotels, that's where the risks are.


People at the beach are a risk because they pack themselves elbow to elbow at the bar and restaurants.

Also, I live in Florida, no one wears a mask, and we are having tons of people moving here because of "free dumbs".

We do not know what the real numbers are cause De Santis has been cooking the books.

Desantis extended our state of emergency another 60 days, but did so quietly.

Then a week later he used his special powers to end all local mask mandates. Publicly.
 
2021-05-09 2:46:33 PM  

Bermuda59: Yes but let's not the most important thing...the state made money during a pandemic.


You have a state sales tax where you live?
 
2021-05-09 2:49:38 PM  
lolmao500:

Ever think that maybe COVID numbers in red states are downplayed? Bullshiat?

Their heroes are russia and trump. They'll believe bullshiat over facts they see with their own eyes. I bet if we ever do a study on covid deaths in the future, we'll see that red states heavily downplayed real covid numbers since the beginning of the pandemic and real covid deaths/cases were much higher in red states than they claim.


It's possible.  I'm just looking at the CDC data, rather than trying to make a political argument about a virus.
This is the source I used: https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-trac​k​er/
 
2021-05-09 2:50:09 PM  

lolmao500: Bertuccio: And this is why the Darwin argument doesn't work...

Darwin doesnt work because covid aint deadly enough.


That's why all those other, far deadlier, diseases like small pox disappeared on their own without vaccines...
 
2021-05-09 2:53:19 PM  

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NSFW.

Spring Break biatch.

I was hoping that the country would recover from the hole we're in.
After watching that video, I've changed my mind.  Let it all burn to cinders.


LA Punk Show
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NSFW.

Punk is dead. It died from Covid.
 
2021-05-09 2:54:22 PM  
MoRon Desantis so wants to be the next Drumpf.....

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2021-05-09 2:56:09 PM  

dickfreckle: HypnozombieX: That's the problem with buying into a corrupt politician, you never know if your getting a smart one, or one that's dumber than a sack of inbred hammers. It would seem DeFascist is DeLatter so all those fools who skipped in line for the vaccine are now sitting on last variants antibodies. Whoops. Of course I'm sure they'll be first in line to get the next vaccine as well.

Here in Louisiana, we had a beyond corrupt governor (Edwards). But he was so good at his job that most people didn't mind. I'll take the crook, please. Or as they used to say around here when David Duke was running, "Vote for the crook, it's important."


Edwards did more for education and civil rights than any other governors.

The GOP ran a Klan member.
 
2021-05-09 3:06:20 PM  
I agree with Bill Maher, just give me the info straight rather than telling me what you think I need to hear.
New Rule: Give It to Me Straight, Doc | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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2021-05-09 3:07:48 PM  

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NSFW.

Spring Break biatch.

I was hoping that the country would recover from the hole we're in.
After watching that video, I've changed my mind.  Let it all burn to cinders.

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NSFW.

Punk is dead. It died from Covid.


Those are all crisis actors.
 
2021-05-09 3:09:05 PM  
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