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(The Daily Beast)   If your campaign website has an entire section explaining why a dead girl was found in the bathtub at your mansion maybe you should just lay low instead of running for District Attorney   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Criminal law, Charles Peruto Jr., Lawyer, recent years, campaign website, televised debate, first look, 26-year-old  
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2021-05-09 11:08:12 AM  
Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl (Official Video)
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2021-05-09 11:12:16 AM  
Now do the live boy.
 
2021-05-09 11:13:01 AM  

Exluddite: Now do the live boy.


I thought doing the live boy was the problem.
 
2021-05-09 11:29:01 AM  
I think he's removed it from his site, can't find it.

Also "The Girl in my Bathtub" sounds like the title of an illicit porno/snuff film
 
2021-05-09 11:29:53 AM  

no1curr: I think he's removed it from his site, can't find it.

Also "The Girl in my Bathtub" sounds like the title of an illicit porno/snuff film

 
2021-05-09 11:47:05 AM  

no1curr: I think he's removed it from his site, can't find it.

Also "The Girl in my Bathtub" sounds like the title of an illicit porno/snuff film


Someone linked to it yesterday:
https://www.perutoforda.com/meet_a_ch​a​rles?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=websit​e&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

That has unhinged rant written all over it.  Complete with alleged applause from an audience when he triumphed over the incident, LOL.
 
2021-05-09 12:12:57 PM  
i just knew he was going to be a Republican.
 
2021-05-09 1:04:55 PM  
Family values and what not.
 
2021-05-09 1:09:23 PM  
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2021-05-09 1:09:24 PM  
He should have called the pros at the Steve Bannon bathtub crime scene cleanup crew.
 
2021-05-09 1:10:29 PM  
His page's comment about '0.45 BAC being 45% of her blood was alcohol' is scientifically wrong. So, he's a shiatty investigative prosecutor too. That's the kind of incoherent evidentiary nonsense that gets one laughed out of court.
 
2021-05-09 1:11:36 PM  
The man seems nuts, the dead girl though doesn't seem to be on him.

That said all the other red flags should be disqualifying.
 
2021-05-09 1:12:00 PM  
He remembers her laughing.
 
2021-05-09 1:13:20 PM  

beantowndog: He remembers her laughing.


Before he drowned her in the bathtub.
 
2021-05-09 1:13:43 PM  
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2021-05-09 1:20:29 PM  
This is taking the Streisand effect to an all new level.
 
2021-05-09 1:22:16 PM  

Mukster: His page's comment about '0.45 BAC being 45% of her blood was alcohol' is scientifically wrong. So, he's a shiatty investigative prosecutor too. That's the kind of incoherent evidentiary nonsense that gets one laughed out of court.


That's just being a stupid human.

Ask 100 random people if it's possible for someone to drink enough booze so that the fluid in their veins is half alcohol, or if they would die before then. 100 of them would tell you no, it is not possible.

He is the dumbest 0%.
 
2021-05-09 1:23:36 PM  
From what I understand, the woman died og alcohol poisoning. He's not doing a good job making it look not suspicious tho.
 
2021-05-09 1:27:31 PM  
I can't wait to run for office and have people run attack ads about the weird furry shiat I'm into.
 
2021-05-09 1:27:34 PM  
"The long story short is that I was not her only boyfriend, but it was my apartment where she expired," he wrote. "If it was another boyfriend's apartment, you would have never heard of the case."

wat

When a man has a girlfriend who is 40 years younger than him, who also has multiple other boyfriends, I'm not sure "girlfriend" is the correct term.
 
2021-05-09 1:28:15 PM  
iokiyar

If that girl were found in Hunter Biden's house, then it would be a big deal.
 
2021-05-09 1:30:20 PM  
Dead people keep turning up at my place of residence but that is because I keep stealing them from the cemetery to practice my necromancy.
 
2021-05-09 1:31:17 PM  
"She had other boyfriends..."

Ah.  The old "Slut had it coming" defense. Very popular among conservatives.
 
2021-05-09 1:37:21 PM  

MattytheMouse: I can't wait to run for office and have people run attack ads about the weird furry shiat I'm into.


Why wait?
 
2021-05-09 1:38:30 PM  
I thought you were never supposed to talk about Tubgirl.
 
2021-05-09 1:38:54 PM  
Just reading his website makes me want to punch him in the nuts.
 
2021-05-09 1:38:57 PM  

no1curr: I think he's removed it from his site, can't find it.

Also "The Girl in my Bathtub" sounds like the title of an illicit porno/snuff film

Girl in the Bathub

is my electro-jug band-metal English Beat cover band
 
2021-05-09 1:39:34 PM  
Fta: Her BAC was .45.

Amateur.
 
2021-05-09 1:39:52 PM  
Wait, that was real?

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2021-05-09 1:39:56 PM  

TiberiusGracchus44: MattytheMouse: I can't wait to run for office and have people run attack ads about the weird furry shiat I'm into.

Why wait?


I forgot to fill out the paperwork for this election cycle. =< I guess I could just run a Kanye West-style campaign?
 
2021-05-09 1:40:59 PM  

Mukster: His page's comment about '0.45 BAC being 45% of her blood was alcohol' is scientifically wrong. So, he's a shiatty investigative prosecutor too. That's the kind of incoherent evidentiary nonsense that gets one laughed out of court.


Hope he's prosecuting my DUI, heaven forbid I'm in Philly, lol
 
2021-05-09 1:43:50 PM  

no1curr: I think he's removed it from his site, can't find it.

Also "The Girl in my Bathtub" sounds like the title of an illicit porno/snuff film


The Girl in My Bathtub With the Asshole Tattoo
 
2021-05-09 1:46:04 PM  

RasIanI: Mukster: His page's comment about '0.45 BAC being 45% of her blood was alcohol' is scientifically wrong. So, he's a shiatty investigative prosecutor too. That's the kind of incoherent evidentiary nonsense that gets one laughed out of court.

Hope he's prosecuting my DUI, heaven forbid I'm in Philly, lol


No chance, he's a Republican. The dead girl in his bathtub has a greater chance of being elected than he does.
 
2021-05-09 1:46:16 PM  
Well if you are a Democrat, lay low. If you are a Republican rin so you can lose.
 
2021-05-09 1:47:36 PM  

TheMysteriousStranger: Well if you are a Democrat, lay low. If you are a Republican rin so you can lose.


You think having a dead lady in your bath tub is a deal breaker for Republican voters?
 
2021-05-09 1:49:31 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Wait, that was real?

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It comes with its own Netflix title
 
2021-05-09 1:50:20 PM  

MattytheMouse: From what I understand, the woman died og alcohol poisoning. He's not doing a good job making it look not suspicious tho.


Not being present is a good alibi IMHO. I'm sure this girl had series issues, since she was dating a man 2.5 times her age.

If he was paying her money, does it not count as prostitution if he just refers to her as his girlfriend?
 
2021-05-09 1:50:42 PM  
In 2013, I was dating a girl for about 6 weeks, and didn't really know her.

Interesting denial.
 
2021-05-09 2:01:23 PM  
Hey, at least they didn't find the live boy...

/yet
 
2021-05-09 2:02:48 PM  
"... a dead girl ..."

Just asking questions

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/not using the more recent bearded pictures because it complicates picturing where the punches might go
 
2021-05-09 2:04:35 PM  

RasIanI: Mukster: His page's comment about '0.45 BAC being 45% of her blood was alcohol' is scientifically wrong. So, he's a shiatty investigative prosecutor too. That's the kind of incoherent evidentiary nonsense that gets one laughed out of court.

Hope he's prosecuting my DUI, heaven forbid I'm in Philly, lol


If you can't remember where your DUI arrest was, maybe you really should not have been driving. Just sayin'
 
2021-05-09 2:09:11 PM  

ilambiquated: In 2013, I was dating a girl for about 6 weeks, and didn't really know her.

Interesting denial.


Especially since you know, she was working for him as well:
https://www.inquirer.com/philly/enter​t​ainment/celebrities/lifetime-chuck-per​uto-julia-law-girl-in-the-bathtub-cait​lin-stasey-jason-patric-20180822.html

This guy just sounds so scummy.  The GIS for him being sprinkled with smirking mugging with girls half his age really adds to the charm too.
 
2021-05-09 2:15:02 PM  
He didn't really know her, she just got coffee there at the mansion in the bathroom.
 
2021-05-09 2:21:14 PM  

BumpInTheNight: ilambiquated: In 2013, I was dating a girl for about 6 weeks, and didn't really know her.

Interesting denial.

Especially since you know, she was working for him as well:
https://www.inquirer.com/philly/entert​ainment/celebrities/lifetime-chuck-per​uto-julia-law-girl-in-the-bathtub-cait​lin-stasey-jason-patric-20180822.html

This guy just sounds so scummy.  The GIS for him being sprinkled with smirking mugging with girls half his age really adds to the charm too.


What about girls 1/3 his age?

As news of Law's death broke, Peruto received a series of angry calls from a woman named Genna Squadroni. She was "his 25-year-old recent ex-girlfriend of three years," Philadelphia Magazine reported, who had also worked in Peruto's office-she had hired Law herself.

So his prior girlfriend was 22 when he was 63?  Oh, and also an employee of his.  If elected, Philadelphians better get their checkbooks out because this guy is going to cause some lawsuits.
 
2021-05-09 2:35:17 PM  
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2021-05-09 2:49:21 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: If he was paying her money, does it not count as prostitution if he just refers to her as his girlfriend?


I'm told this is referred to as the "Total Girlfriend Experience", and it costs extra.
 
2021-05-09 3:00:10 PM  

MattytheMouse: I can't wait to run for office and have people run attack ads about the weird furry shiat I'm into.


If you have a dead pony in your bathtub, I'm not voting for you.
 
2021-05-09 3:04:23 PM  

emtwo: MattytheMouse: I can't wait to run for office and have people run attack ads about the weird furry shiat I'm into.

If you have a dead pony in your bathtub, I'm not voting for you.


Nah. My big scandal is that I had Fluttershy vore me.
 
2021-05-09 3:04:47 PM  
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Feels your pain.
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2021-05-09 3:23:39 PM  

scumm: Ketchuponsteak: If he was paying her money, does it not count as prostitution if he just refers to her as his girlfriend?

I'm told this is referred to as the "Total Girlfriend Experience", and it costs extra.


Since she, apparently had several boyfriends, he should have upgraded to the "exclusive girlfriend package".
 
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