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2021-05-09 4:58:52 AM  
Subby, your puns are a cold comforter to the situation.
 
2021-05-09 5:13:48 AM  
Small request: stop murdering children.

In fact stop murdering anybody.
 
2021-05-09 5:26:02 AM  
Fark these assholes who murder girls in the name of Islam because they're afraid of what learned females would accomplish.
 
2021-05-09 5:29:33 AM  
So farking shiatty. I know we can't stay there forever, but fark it makes me sad knowing what these good people are going fo go through when America and NATO leaves. It's really farking terrible.
 
2021-05-09 5:46:01 AM  
There was a bomb at the girls school, 'cause my baby broke all the rules...l
 
2021-05-09 5:56:45 AM  
Death toll is up to 58
 
2021-05-09 6:25:42 AM  
Hey, a bunch of school girls have been murdered, lets make a funny headline. Go fark yourself, subby.
 
2021-05-09 6:30:56 AM  

BikerRay: Hey, a bunch of school girls have been murdered, lets make a funny headline. Go fark yourself, subby.


Mass Shooting at an American School: sombre thoughtful headline.

School bombing in a nation America has farked up: Ha Ha someone banged 60 schoolgirls!
 
2021-05-09 6:33:40 AM  
That's it. Kill the girls. In ten years when the manchilds' are looking for a wife.....
 
2021-05-09 6:35:08 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: BikerRay: Hey, a bunch of school girls have been murdered, lets make a funny headline. Go fark yourself, subby.

Mass Shooting at an American School: sombre thoughtful headline.

School bombing in a nation America has farked up: Ha Ha someone banged 60 schoolgirls!


They were farked long before the US got there.
 
2021-05-09 6:40:46 AM  

Fara Clark: That's it. Kill the girls. In ten years when the manchilds' are looking for a wife.....


You don't get it.  They don't hate women.  They hate educated women who can think for themselves.

But hey, when you have a religion that makes women wear "Medieval rags" so as not to tempt the menfolk into raping them, what do you expect?
 
2021-05-09 6:43:12 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Fark these assholes who murder girls in the name of Islam because they're afraid of what learned females would accomplish.


Inb4 "That's racist!" "That's classist!" "That's culturalist!" "That's Islamophobic!" "That's anti-religion!" groups get here.

Stop farking killing children.

"That's what we say!" pro-lifers will chime in, while cutting welfare.
 
2021-05-09 6:49:06 AM  

Fara Clark: That's it. Kill the girls. In ten years when the manchilds' are looking for a wife.....


Then the wives will know better than to question their overlords. 9 years ago they saw what happened.
 
2021-05-09 6:56:33 AM  
Sunny your joke lands like a wet blanket
 
2021-05-09 6:59:25 AM  
I've said this since 9/11 & still hold true: put some infiltrators on the ground to spread the word to select people, a team of exfiltrator aircraft on the borders, a timeline to get people out, then carpet bomb border-to-border. Get the innocents out and let whoever sort out the rest.

I hear Ground Zero Ocean has some nice beaches in 2150.
 
2021-05-09 7:05:45 AM  

dittybopper: Fara Clark: That's it. Kill the girls. In ten years when the manchilds' are looking for a wife.....

You don't get it.  They don't hate women.  They hate educated women who can think for themselves.

But hey, when you have a religion that makes women wear "Medieval rags" so as not to tempt the menfolk into raping them, what do you expect?


It's funny that one of the most educated persons I know , is a female professor from Bahrain. Met her while she was here completing her PHD. She even credits me in her dissertation.
 
2021-05-09 7:08:04 AM  

Fara Clark: Commander Lysdexic: BikerRay: Hey, a bunch of school girls have been murdered, lets make a funny headline. Go fark yourself, subby.

Mass Shooting at an American School: sombre thoughtful headline.

School bombing in a nation America has farked up: Ha Ha someone banged 60 schoolgirls!

They were farked long before the US got there.


Actually they were on the way to becoming a decent civilized country right up until the Marxist takeover and subsequent Soviet invasion.   They were becoming a westernized nation and educating their women, as you can see in photographs from Afghanistan (and especially Kabul) taken in the 1960s and 1970s.

https://www.pbase.com/qleap/afghan

After the Soviets pulled out, they became dominated by religious zealots who no longer had an external enemy to fight.
 
2021-05-09 7:15:08 AM  

dittybopper: Fara Clark: Commander Lysdexic: BikerRay: Hey, a bunch of school girls have been murdered, lets make a funny headline. Go fark yourself, subby.

Mass Shooting at an American School: sombre thoughtful headline.

School bombing in a nation America has farked up: Ha Ha someone banged 60 schoolgirls!

They were farked long before the US got there.

Actually they were on the way to becoming a decent civilized country right up until the Marxist takeover and subsequent Soviet invasion.   They were becoming a westernized nation and educating their women, as you can see in photographs from Afghanistan (and especially Kabul) taken in the 1960s and 1970s.

https://www.pbase.com/qleap/afghan

After the Soviets pulled out, they became dominated by religious zealots who no longer had an external enemy to fight.


We may have left the mujahedeen high and dry after the Soviets left, but we didnt start that fire.
 
2021-05-09 7:15:17 AM  

dittybopper: Fara Clark: That's it. Kill the girls. In ten years when the manchilds' are looking for a wife.....

You don't get it.  They don't hate women.  They hate educated women who can think for themselves.

But hey, when you have a religion that makes women wear "Medieval rags" so as not to tempt the menfolk into raping them, what do you expect?


No, no, no, you don't get it. Wearing the medieval rags is a choice! They are free!

Or at least, that is what I keep being told by the Tolerant Left. But then every time a muslim woman writes a book about how her life was growing up the political parties are all "we aren't in the business of literary criticism". As if the content of the book (mosques preaching how Dutch society is evil, gay people should be killed, and women should obey men) doesn't concern social issues.

/Free from being beaten/locked in by their family for not wearing their rags
 
2021-05-09 7:18:13 AM  

Fara Clark: dittybopper: Fara Clark: That's it. Kill the girls. In ten years when the manchilds' are looking for a wife.....

You don't get it.  They don't hate women.  They hate educated women who can think for themselves.

But hey, when you have a religion that makes women wear "Medieval rags" so as not to tempt the menfolk into raping them, what do you expect?

It's funny that one of the most educated persons I know , is a female professor from Bahrain. Met her while she was here completing her PHD. She even credits me in her dissertation.


Yeah, because the two nations are exactly the same.

You're assuming I'm talking about Islam in general, instead of the hyper-conservative version practiced by the Taliban.
 
2021-05-09 7:21:57 AM  

dittybopper: Fara Clark: dittybopper: Fara Clark: That's it. Kill the girls. In ten years when the manchilds' are looking for a wife.....

You don't get it.  They don't hate women.  They hate educated women who can think for themselves.

But hey, when you have a religion that makes women wear "Medieval rags" so as not to tempt the menfolk into raping them, what do you expect?

It's funny that one of the most educated persons I know , is a female professor from Bahrain. Met her while she was here completing her PHD. She even credits me in her dissertation.

Yeah, because the two nations are exactly the same.

You're assuming I'm talking about Islam in general, instead of the hyper-conservative version practiced by the Taliban.

But hey, when you have a religion

Your point, not mine.

 
2021-05-09 7:36:27 AM  
Headline really stinks, subby. Grow up.
 
2021-05-09 7:36:51 AM  

dittybopper: Fara Clark: Commander Lysdexic: BikerRay: Hey, a bunch of school girls have been murdered, lets make a funny headline. Go fark yourself, subby.

Mass Shooting at an American School: sombre thoughtful headline.

School bombing in a nation America has farked up: Ha Ha someone banged 60 schoolgirls!

They were farked long before the US got there.

Actually they were on the way to becoming a decent civilized country right up until the Marxist takeover and subsequent Soviet invasion.   They were becoming a westernized nation and educating their women, as you can see in photographs from Afghanistan (and especially Kabul) taken in the 1960s and 1970s.

https://www.pbase.com/qleap/afghan

After the Soviets pulled out, they became dominated by religious zealots who no longer had an external enemy to fight.


Dominated by religious zealots?
Wouldn't be the same ones the CIA was funding and arming with weapons, would it?
Because that would sound familiar.
 
2021-05-09 7:42:54 AM  

Fara Clark: Commander Lysdexic: BikerRay: Hey, a bunch of school girls have been murdered, lets make a funny headline. Go fark yourself, subby.

Mass Shooting at an American School: sombre thoughtful headline.

School bombing in a nation America has farked up: Ha Ha someone banged 60 schoolgirls!

They were farked long before the US got there.


They were modernising and westernising in the 60s and 70s. But you won't wrap your head around that idea, since you see the entire middle-east as a 'shiathole country'.
What was once a civilised, technologically advanced nation, is now a bombed out warzone ruled by religious zealots. God Bless America.
 
2021-05-09 7:57:39 AM  
Ok, so thus far we have a headline mocking the murder of dozens of not-American girls, insistence that carpet bombing the middle East is some kind of intelligent action, and a bunch of jackoffs convinced that everywhere east of the Mediterranean is a homogeneous wasteland.

fark you.
You're not tough for mouthing off about murder on Fark you shiat eating pussies.

(Except for the rest of you. You're cool)
 
2021-05-09 8:00:26 AM  

Fara Clark: That's it. Kill the girls. In ten years when the manchilds' are looking for a wife.....


Yeah, that won't be a problem. The Radicals have an answer for that too. There's always the 'Reproductive Jihad", as is especially seen in some of the tribal areas of Pakistan. Just grab a young Infidel girl, who takes your fancy, and, apparently that magically converts her to Islam, and makes her your wife (or at least the Sharia Courts in that region have ruled time and time again)

And of course, just like the news stories during the brief period when it seemed as if Daesh was on track to become the new Saladin, there were a certain number of hipster, western wymyn in college, who rushed off to Syria to join the Isis Jihad.

/and to the ones who are going to slam me for "Islamophobia" please note that I have made *NO* blanket statement about Islam as a whole.
 
2021-05-09 8:00:27 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Ok, so thus far we have a headline mocking the murder of dozens of not-American girls, insistence that carpet bombing the middle East is some kind of intelligent action, and a bunch of jackoffs convinced that everywhere east of the Mediterranean is a homogeneous wasteland.

fark you.
You're not tough for mouthing off about murder on Fark you shiat eating pussies.

(Except for the rest of you. You're cool)


First day on the internet?  Welcome. Just FYI, people make jokes about child pornography as well.
 
2021-05-09 8:00:30 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Ok, so thus far we have a headline mocking the murder of dozens of not-American girls, insistence that carpet bombing the middle East is some kind of intelligent action, and a bunch of jackoffs convinced that everywhere east of the Mediterranean is a homogeneous wasteland.

fark you.
You're not tough for mouthing off about murder on Fark you shiat eating pussies.

(Except for the rest of you. You're cool)


And happy Mother's Day!
 
2021-05-09 8:02:35 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: MillionDollarMo: Ok, so thus far we have a headline mocking the murder of dozens of not-American girls, insistence that carpet bombing the middle East is some kind of intelligent action, and a bunch of jackoffs convinced that everywhere east of the Mediterranean is a homogeneous wasteland.

fark you.
You're not tough for mouthing off about murder on Fark you shiat eating pussies.

(Except for the rest of you. You're cool)

First day on the internet?  Welcome. Just FYI, people make jokes about child pornography as well.


Nope, just tired of people thinking their demented brand of "gallows humour" is some kind of adult coping mechanism.
It's garbage behaviour.
People get what they give, and if you're making jokes about child porn and child murder then it's time to think about what you're putting out before it comes right on back.
 
2021-05-09 8:10:29 AM  
Anyone notice everytime when the US makes announcment of troop withdrawal in Afghanistan, the terror strikes increase tenfold? Sounds like someone doesn't want the troops to leave.
 
2021-05-09 8:12:55 AM  

Robinfro: I've said this since 9/11 & still hold true: put some infiltrators on the ground to spread the word to select people, a team of exfiltrator aircraft on the borders, a timeline to get people out, then carpet bomb border-to-border. Get the innocents out and let whoever sort out the rest.

I hear Ground Zero Ocean has some nice beaches in 2150.


I've was saying, sometime around 2003, when the nation building push was cranking up, that we should figure out a way to get as many women and children out, and I mean completely out of that country, and then let whomever wanted to blow up each other have at it.  If the zealots, the mercs, and the wannabes of each want to go all pew, pew, pew on each other, as long as you are there voluntarily, go for it.  Get the innocents out, find a nice little arid, mountainous with a bit of desert like conditions, so it's somewhat homey and settle the innocents in and wait for the dust to settle in Afghanistan.  Once the kids have grown up, learned to read and write, seen what the rest of the world has to offer, let them go wherever they want.  Some will go back to rebuild the exact thing they left, some will go and try to build better, some will never go back.

Just like the Jewish Diaspora, and Indian immigration, there will be some loss of cultural identification, as the more rigid structures are abandoned.  But, usually what remains is a representation of the better parts of a culture.  Men are only intimidated by smart and educated women when there aren't enough options.  Men that have to resort to violence, intimidation, and rape to perpetuate their lineage aren't ever going to make desirable mates.
 
2021-05-09 8:17:28 AM  
If only they had banned guns, people wouldn't be able to murder scores of children!

:wank.gif:
 
2021-05-09 8:19:29 AM  

Robinfro: I've said this since 9/11 & still hold true: put some infiltrators on the ground to spread the word to select people, a team of exfiltrator aircraft on the borders, a timeline to get people out, then carpet bomb border-to-border. Get the innocents out and let whoever sort out the rest.

I hear Ground Zero Ocean has some nice beaches in 2150.


Ground Zero ocean. That's in New York right?
 
2021-05-09 8:22:00 AM  

cherryl taggart: I've was saying, sometime around 2003, when the nation building push was cranking up, that we should figure out a way to get as many women and children out, and I mean completely out of that country, and then let whomever wanted to blow up each other have at it.  If the zealots, the mercs, and the wannabes of each want to go all pew, pew, pew on each other, as long as you are there voluntarily, go for it.  Get the innocents out, find a nice little arid, mountainous with a bit of desert like conditions, so it's somewhat homey and settle the innocents in and wait for the dust to settle in Afghanistan.  Once the kids have grown up, learned to read and write, seen what the rest of the world has to offer, let them go wherever they want.  Some will go back to rebuild the exact thing they left, some will go and try to build better, some will never go back.

Just like the Jewish Diaspora, and Indian immigration, there will be some loss of cultural identification, as the more rigid structures are abandoned.  But, usually what remains is a representation of the better parts of a culture.  Men are only intimidated by smart and educated women when there aren't enough options.  Men that have to resort to violence, intimidation, and rape to perpetuate their lineage aren't ever going to make desirable mates.


The issue you state is that the ideology those women and children will carry with them will simply create the zealots you are looking to destroy. See the women and children of the radical right in this country.

Hint: the women and children are all in on it, too. There's no helping people who refuse being helped.
 
2021-05-09 8:22:44 AM  
The Taliban are saying they didn't do this - and they usually take "credit" for the stuff they do, no matter how beastly.
I hope they are lying, because if they aren't, that means they have competition who are as ruthless as they are, on the same turf.
And there is no way that can't be really bad.
 
2021-05-09 8:23:45 AM  

Robinfro: I've said this since 9/11 & still hold true: put some infiltrators on the ground to spread the word to select people, a team of exfiltrator aircraft on the borders, a timeline to get people out, then carpet bomb border-to-border. Get the innocents out and let whoever sort out the rest.

I hear Ground Zero Ocean has some nice beaches in 2150.


How did that work out for Lot's wife?
 
2021-05-09 8:29:43 AM  

Resident Muslim: dittybopper: Fara Clark: Commander Lysdexic: BikerRay: Hey, a bunch of school girls have been murdered, lets make a funny headline. Go fark yourself, subby.

Mass Shooting at an American School: sombre thoughtful headline.

School bombing in a nation America has farked up: Ha Ha someone banged 60 schoolgirls!

They were farked long before the US got there.

Actually they were on the way to becoming a decent civilized country right up until the Marxist takeover and subsequent Soviet invasion.   They were becoming a westernized nation and educating their women, as you can see in photographs from Afghanistan (and especially Kabul) taken in the 1960s and 1970s.

https://www.pbase.com/qleap/afghan

After the Soviets pulled out, they became dominated by religious zealots who no longer had an external enemy to fight.

Dominated by religious zealots?
Wouldn't be the same ones the CIA was funding and arming with weapons, would it?
Because that would sound familiar.


Don't drag me into..
I'm not even here..
*smoke bomb*

I thought this was a Viking cooking thread.


But yeah, CIA did trade weapons for opium in order to finance some bad shiat, but power corrupts, and pirates that they are ... Sine got rich, and many died.

It is the capitalism model with extreme uses of force.

Nothing romantic about spying.

Mostly rogue elements with a few floaters trying to herd prophets.

Caveman soap opera.

Middle school with guns.

It's your desert on Fark.
 
2021-05-09 8:30:04 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: MillionDollarMo: Ok, so thus far we have a headline mocking the murder of dozens of not-American girls, insistence that carpet bombing the middle East is some kind of intelligent action, and a bunch of jackoffs convinced that everywhere east of the Mediterranean is a homogeneous wasteland.

fark you.
You're not tough for mouthing off about murder on Fark you shiat eating pussies.

(Except for the rest of you. You're cool)

First day on the internet?  Welcome. Just FYI, people make jokes about child pornography as well.


And kidnapping Children. If I was gonna kidnap someone, I'd kidnap a 17yo kid right before their birthday because when kids turn 18 the cops stop looking for them. They'd Be all scared in my trunk trying to callin 911....Do do dooo We're sorry but you have aged out of the amber alert program. Goodbye...
 
2021-05-09 9:37:44 AM  
Subby, I laughed so, I'll have a seat next to you.
 
2021-05-09 9:42:26 AM  

Fara Clark: Commander Lysdexic: BikerRay: Hey, a bunch of school girls have been murdered, lets make a funny headline. Go fark yourself, subby.

Mass Shooting at an American School: sombre thoughtful headline.

School bombing in a nation America has farked up: Ha Ha someone banged 60 schoolgirls!

They were farked long before the US got there.


He probably thinks it was just perfect before we got there
 
2021-05-09 10:49:04 AM  
What a surprise.  Religious whack jobs killing people because they don't have faith in their make believe god.
christians are doing the same thing in the US because they are just as ignorant as stone age people and only have the capacity to hate.
 
2021-05-09 11:15:55 AM  
I can just picture the Afghan schoolgirls in their plaid pleated burkas & knee high socks.

At the girls' school
My baby broke all the rules!
 
2021-05-09 11:38:31 AM  
They don't want girls educated because they'll figure out the men are being assholes, and they don't need them.
 
2021-05-09 12:09:28 PM  

jso2897: The Taliban are saying they didn't do this - and they usually take "credit" for the stuff they do, no matter how beastly.
I hope they are lying, because if they aren't, that means they have competition who are as ruthless as they are, on the same turf.
And there is no way that can't be really bad.


The article says the bombs went off near the school and that most of the victims were students of it, but it isn't clear as to whether the school was the actual target.

It could have been a lot of things. The bombs could have been in transit and gone off early, for example.
 
2021-05-09 12:11:42 PM  
Wokeism protest. Not fair to have a ' girls only ' school.

Afghan? Are the hounds OK?
 
2021-05-09 12:28:39 PM  
Get a grip of yourself subby. Jesus.
 
2021-05-09 1:04:13 PM  

Magnanimous_J: jso2897: The Taliban are saying they didn't do this - and they usually take "credit" for the stuff they do, no matter how beastly.
I hope they are lying, because if they aren't, that means they have competition who are as ruthless as they are, on the same turf.
And there is no way that can't be really bad.

The article says the bombs went off near the school and that most of the victims were students of it, but it isn't clear as to whether the school was the actual target.

It could have been a lot of things. The bombs could have been in transit and gone off early, for example.


It could, it could.

If you had to put money on it though would you bet on something other than "girls' school bombing"?
 
2021-05-09 1:37:50 PM  

jso2897: The Taliban are saying they didn't do this - and they usually take "credit" for the stuff they do, no matter how beastly.
I hope they are lying, because if they aren't, that means they have competition who are as ruthless as they are, on the same turf.
And there is no way that can't be really bad.


That's what got me as well.

If those murderous farkwits aren't responsible, then who just joined the game over there?  It was obciously a targetted attack for religious reasons...
 
2021-05-09 1:39:42 PM  
I've had arguments with people over the claim "you can't judge other cultures".  I f*cking well can!   When they commit atrocities like this, they are evil.  When they attack the maternity wards of a hospital and murder pregnant women and newborn babies, they are evil.  Sending in heavily armed troops who raise the black flag and wipe them out without remorse is a perfectly reasonable response.  It's pest control.  No different than stomping on cockroaches.
 
2021-05-09 2:43:31 PM  

Magnanimous_J: It could have been a lot of things. The bombs could have been in transit and gone off early, for example.


Oh sweet optimism.

A car bomb was detonated in front of the school on Saturday afternoon, and as students rushed out, two more bombs were set off, said Tariq Arian, a spokesman for Afghanistan's Interior Ministry.
 
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