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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC on ESPN 24: Marina Rodriguez vs Michelle Waterson, Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone vs Alex Morono. Prelims at 6 PM ET on ESPN+, main card at 8 PM ET on ESPN   (ufc.com) divider line
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2021-05-08 3:49:23 PM  
This card has had a ton of changes.  The original main event was T.J. Dillashaw vs Cory Sandhagen, but about two weeks ago Dillashaw had to pull out due to an injury he sustained in training.  Then Diego Sanchez and his crazy manager were pulling some shenanigans with his medical tests, so he was pulled from the Cowboy fight and cut from the UFC.  Yesterday two fights were canceled for weight cut issues.

As of right now, I'm not 100% sure how many fights are left.  It looks like we're down to 9 fights.  The event poster put out two hours ago by the UFC shows 10 fights, but apparently Ribas vs Hill was scrapped because Ribas tested positive for Covid.  It still has a 6 PM start for prelims, but expect a lot of filling time before the actual fights start.

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2021-05-08 4:33:39 PM  

psychicdeath99: This card has had a ton of changes.  The original main event was T.J. Dillashaw vs Cory Sandhagen, but about two weeks ago Dillashaw had to pull out due to an injury he sustained in training.  Then Diego Sanchez and his crazy manager were pulling some shenanigans with his medical tests, so he was pulled from the Cowboy fight and cut from the UFC.  Yesterday two fights were canceled for weight cut issues.

As of right now, I'm not 100% sure how many fights are left.  It looks like we're down to 9 fights.  The event poster put out two hours ago by the UFC shows 10 fights, but apparently Ribas vs Hill was scrapped because Ribas tested positive for Covid.  It still has a 6 PM start for prelims, but expect a lot of filling time before the actual fights start.

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Lol, they cut Diego? what did he do with his medical stuff?
 
2021-05-08 5:06:10 PM  

dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: This card has had a ton of changes.  The original main event was T.J. Dillashaw vs Cory Sandhagen, but about two weeks ago Dillashaw had to pull out due to an injury he sustained in training.  Then Diego Sanchez and his crazy manager were pulling some shenanigans with his medical tests, so he was pulled from the Cowboy fight and cut from the UFC.  Yesterday two fights were canceled for weight cut issues.

As of right now, I'm not 100% sure how many fights are left.  It looks like we're down to 9 fights.  The event poster put out two hours ago by the UFC shows 10 fights, but apparently Ribas vs Hill was scrapped because Ribas tested positive for Covid.  It still has a 6 PM start for prelims, but expect a lot of filling time before the actual fights start.

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Lol, they cut Diego? what did he do with his medical stuff?


It was all a little vague.  Refused to answer questions about Diego's cognitive function, claimed to have a recent MRI, etc., but provided no report or whatever.  Details are scarce, but apparently the life coach/manager is batshiat crazy and causing a lot of problems, so Dana just got fed up and cut Sanchez.

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2021/0​4​/ufc-news-diego-sanchez-released-cut-c​ontract-dana-white-donald-cerrone

https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/3​1​363340/diego-sanchez-no-longer-part-uf​c-according-dana-white
 
2021-05-08 5:37:25 PM  
Looks like they found someone to fill in for Sanchez. Alex Moreno vs. Donald Cerrone.

And Hill would have lost again anyway. I'm done picking her.

Yeah, Sanchez and his trainer went batsh*t. Now he accused Dana White of sleeping with the female fighters. Anyway, here's my picks.

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2021-05-08 5:41:08 PM  
Oh sweet it starts at 6 now so I had time to get dinner and beer

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2021-05-08 5:53:44 PM  
Can't Angela Hill just fight Ben Rothwell now?
 
2021-05-08 6:04:20 PM  
They're going to burn a half hour before the first fight
 
2021-05-08 6:05:44 PM  

wesmon: Can't Angela Hill just fight Ben Rothwell now?


Cecil says "Why the hell not?"
 
2021-05-08 6:18:19 PM  
I'm scarfing down a chicken cheesesteak so personally, I don't mind a bit of a delay before the fights start (and it looks like I'm getting my wish). I decided to try my hand at making my own sauce for the Pasta Kickasserole, so we'll see if that works out or I end up tossing that shiat and using Ragu.

Michelle, I don't know if you realize this, but you're hot, and nobody cares about your "inspirational story" about being tired and running up a hill anyway...
 
2021-05-08 6:19:00 PM  
Oh yeah, Hey FFFFU Crew!

At least they're being honest that the first fight ain't happening for 11 minutes...
 
2021-05-08 6:20:12 PM  
After seeing three days in a row of these stupid time killer fighter montages, I feel like I'm trapped in a Rocky movie
 
2021-05-08 6:22:20 PM  

wesmon: After seeing three days in a row of these stupid time killer fighter montages, I feel like I'm trapped in a Rocky movie


I hope to never see footage of Kimbo Slice again in my entire life. Well, he ded, but it's dangerous that they're trying to do the same thing to current champ Usman!
 
2021-05-08 6:29:17 PM  
At least I got another episode of MASH in.
 
2021-05-08 6:31:13 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: At least I got another episode of MASH in.


Wow....doing it all from S1E1?  That's something I should do.  I've likely seen 75% of them via syndication while I was a kid, but I wonder how many jokes went zooming over my head
 
2021-05-08 6:32:30 PM  
Wings in the oven, hoping for some good fights.
 
2021-05-08 6:33:36 PM  
This fight is gonna get dirrty

He's a genie in a bottle, baby.
 
2021-05-08 6:35:06 PM  
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2021-05-08 6:36:00 PM  

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I was going to go with Franco Harris, but swerved toward Richard Harris
 
2021-05-08 6:36:26 PM  
Man that Bellator card last night was great. Hopefully they can start putting together more cards like that. The LHW Semifinals will be fun
 
2021-05-08 6:37:38 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This fight is gonna get dirrty

He's a genie in a bottle, baby.


You think "Christina Aguilera" every time someone says "dirty", too? xD

*sigh* Family Guy WAS funny at one time, I swear it!
https://youtu.be/75n2AUnwzgs
 
2021-05-08 6:37:53 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This fight is gonna get dirrty

He's a genie in a bottle, baby.


No rubbing him the right way in the cage...
 
2021-05-08 6:38:22 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This fight is gonna get dirrty

He's a genie in a bottle, baby.


I was really hoping no one would make cheap Christina joked.

That's not what a girl wants, what a girl needs.
 
2021-05-08 6:39:44 PM  
Whar Brittany Palmer?
 
2021-05-08 6:41:28 PM  
Sleepy time
 
2021-05-08 6:41:34 PM  
How many seconds was that guy out before the ref figured it out?
 
2021-05-08 6:41:54 PM  

wesmon: How many seconds was that guy out before the ref figured it out?


All of the seconds
 
2021-05-08 6:42:25 PM  
night night
 
2021-05-08 6:43:21 PM  
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2021-05-08 6:43:38 PM  
Harris to Aguilera: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"
 
2021-05-08 6:43:43 PM  

wesmon: How many seconds was that guy out before the ref figured it out?


Why'd the ref lift his arm to see if he was out?  His eyes were wide open and rolled waaaaaay back into his head!  No doubt, he was farkin' OUT!
 
2021-05-08 6:44:21 PM  
 
2021-05-08 6:44:24 PM  
CHANGE THE BUTT
 
2021-05-08 6:46:04 PM  
MMMMMMMM....TELESTRATOR
 
2021-05-08 6:46:13 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: CHANGE THE BUTT


"CHASE THE BUTT"!!!  EVERYBODY "chases the butt", as per DC
 
2021-05-08 6:47:05 PM  
"Pinch the head"??  DC is just making up all his own slang tonight!
 
2021-05-08 6:48:09 PM  

Farkin' Uke: cameroncrazy1984: CHANGE THE BUTT

"CHASE THE BUTT"!!!  EVERYBODY "chases the butt", as per DC


I'm much more likely to chase the boobs, but everyone has their own preferences.
 
2021-05-08 6:49:00 PM  

Farkin' Uke: cameroncrazy1984: CHANGE THE BUTT

"CHASE THE BUTT"!!!  EVERYBODY "chases the butt", as per DC


Okay that makes much more sense than "change"
 
2021-05-08 6:51:02 PM  
If it was 2017 Cowboy, I'd have no doubts whatsoever picking him over Morono.  In 2021, it's not a slam dunk any more.
 
2021-05-08 6:52:08 PM  

psychicdeath99: This card has had a ton of changes.  The original main event was T.J. Dillashaw vs Cory Sandhagen, but about two weeks ago Dillashaw had to pull out due to an injury he sustained in training.  Then Diego Sanchez and his crazy manager were pulling some shenanigans with his medical tests, so he was pulled from the Cowboy fight and cut from the UFC.  Yesterday two fights were canceled for weight cut issues.

As of right now, I'm not 100% sure how many fights are left.  It looks like we're down to 9 fights.  The event poster put out two hours ago by the UFC shows 10 fights, but apparently Ribas vs Hill was scrapped because Ribas tested positive for Covid.  It still has a 6 PM start for prelims, but expect a lot of filling time before the actual fights start.

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Heh, you weren't kiddin'!  Even Googles haven't gotten the memo on all the changes:
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2021-05-08 6:54:15 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: cameroncrazy1984: CHANGE THE BUTT

"CHASE THE BUTT"!!!  EVERYBODY "chases the butt", as per DC

I'm much more likely to chase the boobs, but everyone has their own preferences.


Agreed, I'm a breast man as well (I've GOT an ass/legs), but thanks to DC, this is a phrase that will surely now pepper my speech because it's just farking fantastic!!!

"Everybody chases the butt!"
 
2021-05-08 6:56:48 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: cameroncrazy1984: CHANGE THE BUTT

"CHASE THE BUTT"!!!  EVERYBODY "chases the butt", as per DC

I'm much more likely to chase the boobs, but everyone has their own preferences.

Agreed, I'm a breast man as well (I've GOT an ass/legs), but thanks to DC, this is a phrase that will surely now pepper my speech because it's just farking fantastic!!!

"Everybody chases the butt!"


To the tune of Tears for Fears:

Every-body wants to chase the buuuuuttt"
 
2021-05-08 6:58:12 PM  
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/  OK, Park vs Teflon is a stretch, but damn, what can you do with Tafon Nchukwi?
 
2021-05-08 7:01:16 PM  

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/  OK, Park vs Teflon is a stretch, but damn, what can you do with Tafon Nchukwi?


obviously nunchaku.
 
2021-05-08 7:04:55 PM  

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/  OK, Park vs Teflon is a stretch, but damn, what can you do with Tafon Nchukwi?

obviously nunchaku.


HAHAHA!  He's got ya there, pd!
 
2021-05-08 7:05:43 PM  

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/  OK, Park vs Teflon is a stretch, but damn, what can you do with Tafon Nchukwi?

obviously nunchaku.


I would have gone that way if the N wasn't silent
 
2021-05-08 7:06:08 PM  
Bruce say "Tafon 'Da Don' Nchukwi"?  Or did he say something in....whatever language Nchukwi speaks natively
 
2021-05-08 7:07:04 PM  

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/  OK, Park vs Teflon is a stretch, but damn, what can you do with Tafon Nchukwi?

obviously nunchaku.

I would have gone that way if the N wasn't silent


It isn't when written!
 
2021-05-08 7:08:40 PM  
Nchukwi barks a lot -basically with every punch thrown.  Still ain't as annoying as that biatch a couple months ago that grunted at every shot and missed most of them by 6"+
 
2021-05-08 7:08:45 PM  
I picked Nchukwi by KO in the first.  If he doesn't do that, I expect him to gas in the second.
 
2021-05-08 7:10:10 PM  
Nuts
 
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