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(YouTube)   Yeah, it's a great commercial. Really does a good job of making fun of coming out of lockdown. Umm. Not to be a prickly pear, but uh... How did you film it?   (youtube.com) divider line
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2021-05-07 11:48:39 PM  
Stunt men! Er, people! Stunt people!
 
2021-05-08 1:22:39 AM  
Ain't vaccines great?
 
2021-05-08 3:13:56 AM  
The film industry figured out regular workplace testing for covid ages ago.
 
2021-05-08 3:20:24 AM  
In New Zealand?
 
2021-05-08 3:21:35 AM  
Spoiler: Everybody died.
 
2021-05-08 3:22:07 AM  
It's all CGI and Animatronics.
 
2021-05-08 3:37:02 AM  

The Southern Dandy: It's all CGI and Animatronics.


They hired Wrigley's for the moon "landing".
 
2021-05-08 3:58:56 AM  
Orgies in parks and recreation areas COMING SOON!
 
2021-05-08 4:00:57 AM  
We've been in a lockdown where people could never leave thier houses?

Since when??
 
2021-05-08 4:02:08 AM  

solokumba: Orgies in parks and recreation areas COMING SOON!


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2021-05-08 4:15:50 AM  
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2021-05-08 4:21:24 AM  
I'm getting mixed signals. It's worse now than it has ever been but, we're almost out of it?
 
2021-05-08 4:27:56 AM  

fisker: I'm getting mixed signals. It's worse now than it has ever been but, we're almost out of it?


As long as you have completed the vaccine regimen and waited 2 weeks for it to take full effect, you should be able to have an orgy in the park with others who have also completed their vaccine regimen and waited 2 weeks for it to take full effect.
 
2021-05-08 4:29:11 AM  
Well, that is just darling. Except that reality is that we have morons who refuse to vaccinate. I just heard that 40% of United States Marines refused the vaccine. EXCUSE ME? Last I heard, jarheads were inoculated for every thing from measles to leprosy. When did they start giving these chuckleheads a choice?

It's a mad world. The inmates are running the asylum.
 
2021-05-08 4:39:50 AM  

fisker: I'm getting mixed signals. It's worse now than it has ever been but, we're almost out of it?


herpes is the gift that keeps on givin'
 
2021-05-08 5:18:21 AM  

WithinReason: We've been in a lockdown where people could never leave thier houses?

Since when??


You haven't been reading any covid threads here?

There are, and always have been, only two options: 1) Total isolation with zero human contact including your family, and 2) Even more aggressive socializing and close contact than in the Before Times, without any masking or precautions.

/I've been crafting homemade toilet paper from the abundant recycled straw men
 
2021-05-08 5:22:02 AM  
Thanks, I hate it.
 
2021-05-08 5:41:20 AM  
Nobody remembering how to dress was the best part of that commercial.
 
2021-05-08 5:45:58 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Nobody remembering how to dress was the best part of that commercial.


And why should we. It's a WIN WIN.
 
2021-05-08 6:04:15 AM  

The Southern Dandy: It's all CGI and Animatronics.


Heh, maybe...but it's probably still cheaper to keep a couple dozen minimum-wage extras on lockdown for two weeks.

/did a week as an extra back in the day
//the food sucked
 
2021-05-08 6:20:11 AM  
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2021-05-08 6:25:37 AM  
nobody I know wakes up to chew gum before drinking coffee. ever.
WTAF were they thinking??
 
2021-05-08 6:26:35 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Ain't vaccines great?


Yeah, if you like nanomites that manufacture Doritos in your perineum to track your bowel movements and reprogram your NBA. Do your research. There are hundreds of stories on PEARS from women who couldn't stop bleeding after reading this post and smashing their own farking head into their computer monitor.
 
2021-05-08 6:32:47 AM  
Was a cute way to start my morning.

Kinda wish I lived somewhere that took Covid that seriously though.
 
2021-05-08 7:09:28 AM  
Bill Hicks | AIDS cure | Sane Man 1989
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NSFW  BILL HICKS PREDICTED IT IN 1989
 
2021-05-08 7:30:58 AM  
I watched this after the morning news update on India and, nope, large groups of people are still not okay with me right now. This commercial is difficult to watch and I did not finish it.
 
2021-05-08 7:43:19 AM  
Filmed in Santiago, Chile.
 
2021-05-08 8:29:13 AM  

Ecobuckeye: I watched this after the morning news update on India and, nope, large groups of people are still not okay with me right now. This commercial is difficult to watch and I did not finish it.


Depending on how large the groups are you may need to change your identity.
 
2021-05-08 8:33:32 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Nobody remembering how to dress was the best part of that commercial.


I was waiting for someone trying to put their old pants on and finding them much too small.
 
2021-05-08 8:38:44 AM  
35mm?
 
2021-05-08 8:42:09 AM  
The beards and hair on the men reminded me of this:
Cast Away + Fed Ex Spoof
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2021-05-08 8:43:49 AM  

Toxophil: Thanks, I hate it.


Okay, Marvin...
 
2021-05-08 8:53:42 AM  
Damn thing even had a Stan Lee cameo.

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2021-05-08 9:04:43 AM  
Whitest Kids U' Know - Classroom Skit
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Wait for it...
 
2021-05-08 9:12:26 AM  
VACCINATED ATTITUDE
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2021-05-08 9:25:27 AM  
What I see... Pandemic Part 2: Herpes Boogalu
 
2021-05-08 9:31:02 AM  
Extroverts are such crybabies.
 
2021-05-08 9:36:23 AM  

I Swear I'll Jump: Well, that is just darling. Except that reality is that we have morons who refuse to vaccinate. I just heard that 40% of United States Marines refused the vaccine. EXCUSE ME? Last I heard, jarheads were inoculated for every thing from measles to leprosy. When did they start giving these chuckleheads a choice?

It's a mad world. The inmates are running the asylum.


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2021-05-08 9:38:32 AM  
Me: Doc, now that I'm fully vaccinated, will I be able to kiss a woman?
Doctor:  Yes.
Me:  That's fantastic, because I couldn't before!
 
2021-05-08 9:43:32 AM  

I Swear I'll Jump: Well, that is just darling. Except that reality is that we have morons who refuse to vaccinate. I just heard that 40% of United States Marines refused the vaccine. EXCUSE ME? Last I heard, jarheads were inoculated for every thing from measles to leprosy. When did they start giving these chuckleheads a choice?

It's a mad world. The inmates are running the asylum.


Most likely they will stop getting a choice after the vaccine becomes FDA approved but that's just a guess.
 
2021-05-08 10:08:41 AM  
now they should do one with the Essential low wage workers who have been risking their lives a good part of them ringing up extra gum, transporting extra gum, manufacturing extra gum and so on
 
2021-05-08 10:45:01 AM  

fisker: I'm getting mixed signals. It's worse now than it has ever been but, we're almost out of it?


It's an ad for gum, not a public service announcement.
 
2021-05-08 10:45:34 AM  
I liked it. Netflix has a show called The Hook Up Plan, the last episode is pretty funny as they all go into lockup.
 
2021-05-08 11:12:59 AM  

basscomm: Ecobuckeye: I watched this after the morning news update on India and, nope, large groups of people are still not okay with me right now. This commercial is difficult to watch and I did not finish it.

Depending on how large the groups are you may need to change your identity.


They have pitchforks :(
 
2021-05-08 11:15:04 AM  

Skeleton Man: fragMasterFlash: Ain't vaccines great?

Yeah, if you like nanomites that manufacture Doritos in your perineum to track your bowel movements and reprogram your NBA. Do your research. There are hundreds of stories on PEARS from women who couldn't stop bleeding after reading this post and smashing their own farking head into their computer monitor.


Well said. I can actually smell the burnt toast over the internets.
 
2021-05-08 11:18:45 AM  
Too bad we could have avoided this nonsense. Big pharma is criminal
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti​c​les/PMC7261036/
 
2021-05-08 11:40:23 AM  
I'm not kissing a strange man in a towel. If you show up, ease at least put on pants.

And shoes. You know your feet are gross after a year without a pedicure.
 
2021-05-08 12:08:08 PM  
I hate Celine Dion and that song.   But...I now no longer hate that song.

The dusty, leaf-covered Volvo: LOL

Thanks for the lulz, Subby!
 
2021-05-08 12:19:37 PM  

Skeleton Man: fragMasterFlash: Ain't vaccines great?

Yeah, if you like nanomites that manufacture Doritos in your perineum to track your bowel movements and reprogram your NBA. Do your research. There are hundreds of stories on PEARS from women who couldn't stop bleeding after reading this post and smashing their own farking head into their computer monitor.


amen, brother.
 
2021-05-08 12:24:09 PM  

KB202: I'm not kissing a strange man in a towel. If you show up, ease at least put on pants.

And shoes. You know your feet are gross after a year without a pedicure.


BOO
 
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