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(Yahoo)   Newsmax "TV personality" takes pic with Trump, comes unglued as commenters make remarks about his stupid pants that look like cargo pants/skinny jeans combo; claims he's "a Sharp Dressed Man" who only wears "the most prestigious brand in PANTS"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-05-07 9:19:42 PM  
OMG those are hideous
 
2021-05-07 9:23:06 PM  
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2021-05-07 9:25:16 PM  
Bugle Boy still exists?
 
2021-05-07 9:27:09 PM  
Greg Kelly is such an asshole.
 
2021-05-07 9:29:44 PM  
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2021-05-07 9:30:41 PM  
The most prestigious pants in the world!
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2021-05-07 9:33:38 PM  

BizarreMan: Bugle Boy still exists?


Got a belly laugh
 
2021-05-07 9:34:07 PM  
Those are pretty bad pants!!
 
2021-05-07 9:35:20 PM  

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Jodhpurs do not need to come back. It's weird enough when a golfer decides to wear them. That's a fashion that belongs 100 years ago and should stay there.
 
2021-05-07 9:38:41 PM  

greentea1985: puffy999: [Fark user image 251x480]

Jodhpurs do not need to come back. It's weird enough when a golfer decides to wear them. That's a fashion that belongs 100 years ago and should stay there.


What he thinks he looks like:

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2021-05-07 9:48:09 PM  
It's a step up, normally he looks like this:

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2021-05-07 9:51:35 PM  
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2021-05-07 9:52:52 PM  

make me some tea: BizarreMan: Bugle Boy still exists?

Got a belly laugh


And he thinks people would be impressed.

Never mind that his boast was a willing lie.


What a farking piece of shiat
 
2021-05-07 9:54:54 PM  
Actually, from another story about the pants.

Newsmax's Greg Kelly brags about wearing expensive 'BUGLE BOY jeans' - that are actually $1,200 Balmain cargo pants - in a photo with Trump

$1200 for cargo pants?  Hideous cargo pants?
 
2021-05-07 9:57:25 PM  

greentea1985: puffy999: [Fark user image 251x480]

Jodhpurs do not need to come back. It's weird enough when a golfer decides to wear them. That's a fashion that belongs 100 years ago and should stay there.


I dunno man

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2021-05-07 9:58:12 PM  

BizarreMan: Actually, from another story about the pants.

Newsmax's Greg Kelly brags about wearing expensive 'BUGLE BOY jeans' - that are actually $1,200 Balmain cargo pants - in a photo with Trump

$1200 for cargo pants?  Hideous cargo pants?


Some people have more money than sense
 
2021-05-07 10:00:16 PM  

BizarreMan: Actually, from another story about the pants.

Newsmax's Greg Kelly brags about wearing expensive 'BUGLE BOY jeans' - that are actually $1,200 Balmain cargo pants - in a photo with Trump

$1200 for cargo pants?  Hideous cargo pants?


If I drop $1200 on a pair of pants, they're damn well not going to look like they came out of the juniors section at Old Navy.
 
2021-05-07 10:03:25 PM  

BizarreMan: Actually, from another story about the pants.

Newsmax's Greg Kelly brags about wearing expensive 'BUGLE BOY jeans' - that are actually $1,200 Balmain cargo pants - in a photo with Trump

$1200 for cargo pants?  Hideous cargo pants?


"There's a sucker born every minute."
 
2021-05-07 10:03:40 PM  

cretinbob: greentea1985: puffy999: [Fark user image 251x480]

Jodhpurs do not need to come back. It's weird enough when a golfer decides to wear them. That's a fashion that belongs 100 years ago and should stay there.

I dunno man

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Those are Kentucky jodhpurs and tight fitting throughout, and also don't look terrible. The flared hip ones, however, are hideous and seem to flatter no one. There is a reason for the design, because it makes riding a horse easier, but it is not a good look on most people.
 
2021-05-07 10:23:03 PM  

cretinbob: greentea1985: puffy999: [Fark user image 251x480]

Jodhpurs do not need to come back. It's weird enough when a golfer decides to wear them. That's a fashion that belongs 100 years ago and should stay there.

I dunno man

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Wow.  Beautiful. Is that a Dakota brand racing saddle?  Pisses me off that it is blocked in the photo.
 
2021-05-07 10:45:11 PM  
Not seeing pics
 
2021-05-07 10:46:42 PM  

cretinbob: greentea1985: puffy999: [Fark user image 251x480]

Jodhpurs do not need to come back. It's weird enough when a golfer decides to wear them. That's a fashion that belongs 100 years ago and should stay there.

I dunno man

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Man that is ooooone racist horse...
 
2021-05-07 10:51:16 PM  

vudukungfu: Not seeing pics


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2021-05-07 10:54:17 PM  
Skinny khakis? Fill you pockets with rocks and walk into the sea.
 
2021-05-07 11:00:22 PM  
Listen:

I love cargo pants. I will go to my grave defending the fact that it just makes more sense to put your wallet and stuff down by your thighs, plus you look cooler doing it. They're just farking handy.

But those are the dumbest farking pants I've ever seen. I'd rather wear hammer pants to a job interview.
 
2021-05-07 11:16:17 PM  
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Just needs moar zippers and superfluous pockets.
 
2021-05-07 11:16:52 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Skinny khakis? Fill you pockets with rocks and walk into the sea.


It's worse than that. It's the pant legs of skinny khakis, sewn onto the ends of loose khaki cargo shorts.

Most of the rest of his outfit looks like sh*t, too. The jacket looks like it was dry-cleaned inside an accordion, the shirt looks like it's never been ironed, and the shoes look like the cobbler couldn't decide on using leather or suede. And the belt is one of those belts with two "needles" instead of just one.

About the only thing he's wearing that doesn't look like it came from the Donald J. Trump Collection aisle of a second-hand store is the plain gold wedding band.
 
2021-05-07 11:26:29 PM  

hobnail: vudukungfu: Not seeing pics

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I'm not sure if pulling them up like a normal person would help or not
 
2021-05-07 11:47:16 PM  
Pants like that are always showing up for me in ads when I'm at work where I have no adblock. Not sure why my company just doesn't put Privacy Badger or something similar on every instance of chrome. Seems like it would save a ton of bandwidth thrashing.

Anyway, this guy bought them and is a dumbass.
 
2021-05-08 12:17:11 AM  
Nowhere near as stylin' as my great-uncle's tartan shorts in India, 1930s.

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2021-05-08 1:24:06 AM  
Us thinking that is really important to him isn't it.
 
2021-05-08 1:24:32 AM  
Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
that Mr Fancy Pants will wear
when everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade
He's gonna pass the test
he's gonna be the best
the best in terms of pants.


Mr. Fancy Pants
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/say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants.
 
2021-05-08 1:25:51 AM  

hobnail: vudukungfu: Not seeing pics

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Lol what a choad.

/the Newsmax guy isn't much better.
 
2021-05-08 1:27:08 AM  
I just realized this is one of the defining features of Trumpers and why normal people are so averse to them. On top of being immoral ignoramuses (ignorami?), they are entirely incapable of expressing humility or self-deprecation. People who can make light of their own short-comings, laughing off the wardrobe choice or what have you? That is friendly and disarming. It's a trait they all lack, mimicking their ochre idol.
 
2021-05-08 1:28:15 AM  

hobnail: vudukungfu: Not seeing pics

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How about those stupid f*cking shoes as well.
 
2021-05-08 1:28:57 AM  

NewportBarGuy: What he thinks he looks like:


Patton looks pretty stupid in that get-up too.
 
2021-05-08 1:29:59 AM  
Are those built-in knee pads.
 
2021-05-08 1:31:15 AM  
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2021-05-08 1:31:23 AM  
YEEEEE-AAAAHHHHH
HE'S GOT THIS FEELINGS COMIN' OVER HIM
OVER HI-II-IMmmm
 
2021-05-08 1:32:21 AM  
"Basically, I'm a Sharp Dressed Man."

Your an idiot with no taste.
 
2021-05-08 1:35:11 AM  
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2021-05-08 1:36:18 AM  

markie_farkie: [Fark user image image 425x502]

Just needs moar zippers and superfluous pockets.


This made me lol. Thanks!
 
2021-05-08 1:39:18 AM  

almandot: Us thinking that is really important to him isn't it.


Considering he felt the need to defend himself with a trumpian superlative ("most prestigious" ?), I think he was at least triggered.
 
2021-05-08 1:42:11 AM  

Cake Hunter: Listen:

I love cargo pants. I will go to my grave defending the fact that it just makes more sense to put your wallet and stuff down by your thighs, plus you look cooler doing it. They're just farking handy.

But those are the dumbest farking pants I've ever seen. I'd rather wear hammer pants to a job interview.


Contractor or MC? 😂

Cargo pants are purses for men. And I'm fine with that. I have a lot of crap I carry around, and pockets for new crap are always nice. I could have worn a hole in a pocket carrying my Creative MP3 player.

/yes, it was much nicer to put your wallet on the thigh pocket
//I miss my khaki cargos with the zipper that turned them into shorts
///I still have my mp3 player btw. It now sports an iPhone 5 battery as Creative was an early Li-Po adopter
 
2021-05-08 1:44:33 AM  

hobnail: vudukungfu: Not seeing pics

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So a pair of cargo pants farked some skinny jeans, and this is what the result was?

Anyway, never mind that, did you see the sidebar?!?

Derek Chauvin was indicted in the arrest of a 14-year-old whom prosecutors say he knelt on for 17 minutes and hit with a flashlight
He's going to WISH all he was charged with was murder, at this rate.
 
2021-05-08 1:50:06 AM  

markie_farkie: [Fark user image image 425x502]

Just needs moar zippers and superfluous pockets.


Finally, a need for Rob Liefeld!
 
2021-05-08 1:50:54 AM  
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2021-05-08 1:50:55 AM  
 Are the brands Balmain or Ferragamo supposed to mean something to me?  Are $1200 pants supposed to impress me?  I was SHOCKED the last time I went looking for a new pair of blue jeans.  Would I like the ones made in the US for $200 or am I that anti-American liberal who only wants to spend $87 on this pair stitched in El Salvador?

They're Levis 501s, they aren't fashion statements, dammit!

Of course I want the $200 ones.  Do I look like a communist?
 
2021-05-08 1:54:14 AM  

markie_farkie: [Fark user image 425x502]

Just needs moar zippers and superfluous pockets.


To complete the ensemble...
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""Those are BUGLE BOY jeans I'm wearing," the Newsmax host had tweeted, drawing attention to his multi-pocketed khakis."

he got paid, now getting owned.
 
2021-05-08 1:56:55 AM  
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