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(Entertainment Weekly)   Seth Rogan isn't allowed on George Lucas's apocalyptic starship   (ew.com) divider line
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2021-05-07 9:19:06 PM  
I'm guessing this was some inspiration for This is the End, which came out a year later.

/I don't know if being banned from GL's starship would be a curse or a blessing
 
2021-05-07 9:26:58 PM  
I wouldn't invite him, either. He smokes a lot of weed, which means he'd eat all the food. Seth Rogen is not a good interplanetary travel partner.
 
2021-05-07 9:39:45 PM  
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2021-05-07 9:58:19 PM  
Mr Lucas has standards.
 
2021-05-08 12:04:43 AM  
I stood on the roof of Stuart's old Dodge
To get a better look at the Fledderjohn's lodge
Bait shop pistols and ammo too
Nothing but books about World War II
Rottweiler doberman, a Pinkerton guard
I ain't allowed in Buzz Fledderjohn's yard

I ain't allowed
No, I ain't allowed
I said I ain't allowed in Buzz Fledderjohn's yard

I seen a python swallowing a doberman whole
Piranha swimming in a mixing bowl

Paper is full of stabbings, the sky is full of crows
She's singing in Italian while she's hanging out her clothes
Carp in the bathtub and it's raining real hard
I ain't allowed in Buzz Fledderjohn's yard

Tom Waits - Buzz Fledderjohn
 
2021-05-08 1:13:06 AM  

Lsherm: I wouldn't invite him, either. He smokes a lot of weed, which means he'd eat all the food. Seth Rogen is not a good interplanetary travel partner.


But what if he was supplying the weed?


Couldn't help but read that article in Rogan's voice.
 
2021-05-08 1:16:46 AM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: Lsherm: I wouldn't invite him, either. He smokes a lot of weed, which means he'd eat all the food. Seth Rogen is not a good interplanetary travel partner.

But what if he was supplying the weed?


Couldn't help but read that article in Rogan's voice.


You mean screaming?
 
2021-05-08 1:20:54 AM  
Who's gonna bring the weed then?
 
2021-05-08 1:30:14 AM  
I'm gonna have to agree with George here.
 
2021-05-08 1:33:52 AM  
I think smoking in a space capsule would be rather hazardous.
 
2021-05-08 1:45:07 AM  

proteus_b: I think smoking in a space capsule would be rather hazardous.


The ultimate hot-boxing.

/Ever explore space on weed?
 
2021-05-08 3:07:07 AM  
We built this city.
We built this city on Ewok and roll...
 
2021-05-08 3:16:15 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: proteus_b: I think smoking in a space capsule would be rather hazardous.

The ultimate hot-boxing.

/Ever explore space on weed?


Heavy Metal- "Good Landing, Man" [HD] 1981
Youtube BLQp3lnL2KQ


"You okay to land this thing?"
"It's okay man. If there's one thing I know, it's how to drive when I'm stoned. It's like, you know your perspective's farked, so you gotta let your hands work the controls as if you're straight..."
 
2021-05-08 3:26:25 AM  
Rumor has it that Lucas dictated the entire story line of the first Star Wars movie to his secretary over the course of a single coke fueled afternoon. I'm inclined to believe this is true.
 
2021-05-08 4:52:46 AM  
Considering all of the situations in which I had a star ship and Seth were somehow nearby when the earth suffered an apocalyptic event, I can't imagine a single scenario where I'd say yes.

First thought, I've got all my seats spoken for and I'm waiting for them as long as I can.
 
2021-05-08 6:49:48 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: proteus_b: I think smoking in a space capsule would be rather hazardous.

The ultimate hot-boxing.

/Ever explore space [...]


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2021-05-08 7:19:51 AM  
While I've enjoyed a number of his movies, I'm over Seth Rogan.
 
2021-05-08 7:48:29 AM  

FreeLawyer: While I've enjoyed a number of his movies, I'm over Seth Rogan.


I bet he's going to be pissed!
 
2021-05-08 8:03:39 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: FreeLawyer: While I've enjoyed a number of his movies, I'm over Seth Rogan.

I bet he's going to be pissed!


I bet he's going to invite you over to smoke a bowl in thanks for your sticking up for him.
 
2021-05-08 8:12:25 AM  

FreeLawyer: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: FreeLawyer: While I've enjoyed a number of his movies, I'm over Seth Rogan.

I bet he's going to be pissed!

I bet he's going to invite you over to smoke a bowl in thanks for your sticking up for him.


Eww, no... COVID. Plus, I only do organic edibles, analy.
 
2021-05-08 8:30:22 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: FreeLawyer: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: FreeLawyer: While I've enjoyed a number of his movies, I'm over Seth Rogan.

I bet he's going to be pissed!

I bet he's going to invite you over to smoke a bowl in thanks for your sticking up for him.

Eww, no... COVID. Plus, I only do organic edibles, analy.


You keep doing you..
 
2021-05-08 8:30:33 AM  
I don't understand weed actor-guys.
Like your whole schtick is you smoke weed in real life, and love to tell everyone about it, so you constantly make movies where you play yourself, a character who smokes a lot of weed.

If an actor did that with alcohol (where they talked about nothing but drinking alcohol) and only played characters where you were drunk all the time, well, you can only make "Arthur" so many times!
 
2021-05-08 8:44:38 AM  

buntz: I don't understand weed actor-guys.
Like your whole schtick is you smoke weed in real life, and love to tell everyone about it, so you constantly make movies where you play yourself, a character who smokes a lot of weed.

If an actor did that with alcohol (where they talked about nothing but drinking alcohol) and only played characters where you were drunk all the time, well, you can only make "Arthur" so many times!


He has more money than you ever will. His schtick works for him.

That having been said, his voice/yelling drives me nuts and I am not a fan.
 
2021-05-08 8:55:03 AM  

NuclearPenguins: He has more money than you ever will. His schtick works for him.

That having been said, his voice/yelling drives me nuts and I am not a fan.


Settle down, Mrs. Rogan!  I'm sure Seth is a good boy!
 
2021-05-08 9:01:22 AM  
If the escape rocket had Lucas and Spielberg on it, we'll, no offense, but I think I'd prefer to take my chances on Earth.
 
2021-05-08 9:02:38 AM  
For a price, Elon will let him ride one of his Starships.

/And if he is really brave, don't wait for Elon to get all the kinks out of the system.
 
2021-05-08 9:06:53 AM  

NuclearPenguins: buntz: I don't understand weed actor-guys.
Like your whole schtick is you smoke weed in real life, and love to tell everyone about it, so you constantly make movies where you play yourself, a character who smokes a lot of weed.

If an actor did that with alcohol (where they talked about nothing but drinking alcohol) and only played characters where you were drunk all the time, well, you can only make "Arthur" so many times!

He has more money than you ever will. His schtick works for him.

That having been said, his voice/yelling drives me nuts and I am not a fan.


"An American Pickle" was a good movie, and it did not include weed. He's capable of more than just weed jokes.
 
2021-05-08 9:09:24 AM  

Lsherm: NuclearPenguins: buntz: I don't understand weed actor-guys.
Like your whole schtick is you smoke weed in real life, and love to tell everyone about it, so you constantly make movies where you play yourself, a character who smokes a lot of weed.

If an actor did that with alcohol (where they talked about nothing but drinking alcohol) and only played characters where you were drunk all the time, well, you can only make "Arthur" so many times!

He has more money than you ever will. His schtick works for him.

That having been said, his voice/yelling drives me nuts and I am not a fan.

"An American Pickle" was a good movie, and it did not include weed. He's capable of more than just weed jokes.


I did want to see that but never got around to it. I also ended up enjoying The Night Before more than I thought I would too, even with his patented yelling.
 
2021-05-08 9:51:49 AM  
On one hand, you'd escape the apocalypse. On the other hand, you'd probably have to deal with Lucas go on and on about his "true" vision for star Wars.
 
2021-05-08 10:12:44 AM  
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2021-05-08 10:19:02 AM  

red5ish: Rumor has it that Lucas dictated the entire story line of the first Star Wars movie to his secretary over the course of a single coke fueled afternoon. I'm inclined to believe this is true.


I thought those were the prequels?
 
2021-05-08 10:32:18 AM  
Two things come to mind.

1.  I've seen a few vids of Lucas making jokes and he's often very deadpan about it so he could have been just going alone with the joke.  His Steven Wright monotone voice helps with that.

2.   It's George Lucas and it wouldn't surprise me that he really does have a spaceship and he has no problem leaving us all behind.
 
2021-05-08 10:40:07 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: [Fark user image image 320x500]


What's that?
 
2021-05-08 11:12:43 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: On one hand, you'd escape the apocalypse. On the other hand, you'd probably have to deal with Lucas go on and on about his "true" vision for star Wars.


You'd be thankful that his vision for Star Wars already made him enough money to build the rocket to get away from the apocalypse.  Of course, the nearest star with a life-supporting planet is light years away, so you'd have to undergo hibernation.  And then upon arrival, you'd be awakened, and then find out Lucas is telling everyone a stupid version of the beginning of your journey.
 
2021-05-08 11:25:49 AM  
Seth Rogan, telephone sanitizer.
 
2021-05-08 11:42:29 AM  

covfefe: What's that?


It's a digital image of a book cover, but that's not important right now.

/I'm not your researcher, you go GIS it.
 
2021-05-08 11:53:18 AM  

buntz: I don't understand weed actor-guys.
Like your whole schtick is you smoke weed in real life, and love to tell everyone about it, so you constantly make movies where you play yourself, a character who smokes a lot of weed.

If an actor did that with alcohol (where they talked about nothing but drinking alcohol) and only played characters where you were drunk all the time, well, you can only make "Arthur" so many times!


Easiest job ever, if you can get it.

"Now in this scene, I want you to do... whatever it is you normally do when you're high.  Aaaand... Action!"
 
2021-05-08 12:33:50 PM  

Aardvark Inc.: covfefe: What's that?

It's a digital image of a book cover, but that's not important right now.

/I'm not your researcher, you go GIS it.


Well then why did you postit? I can't google for that.
 
2021-05-08 12:35:25 PM  

teto85: Mr Lucas has standards.


He certainly does not.

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2021-05-08 12:46:08 PM  

covfefe: Well then why did you postit? I can't google for that.


Well I am a horrendous tease, dahlink....
 
2021-05-08 1:14:06 PM  

Gentlequiet: Seth Rogan, telephone sanitizer.


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2021-05-08 1:44:30 PM  

Number 216: teto85: Mr Lucas has standards.

He certainly does not.

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The funny thing is that if you talk to people that were kids when those prequels came out they love them.
 
2021-05-08 1:45:55 PM  

RTOGUY: Number 216: teto85: Mr Lucas has standards.

He certainly does not.

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The funny thing is that if you talk to people that were kids when those prequels came out they love them.


My wife is a Millennial and I can confirm this.
 
2021-05-08 2:28:53 PM  

NuclearPenguins: RTOGUY: Number 216: teto85: Mr Lucas has standards.

He certainly does not.

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The funny thing is that if you talk to people that were kids when those prequels came out they love them.

My wife is a Millennial and I can confirm this.


I'm a Millennial. I loved them all when they came out, but I rewatched them all in the runup to TFA and I finally had to admit thar TPM was pretty bad.
 
2021-05-08 2:46:21 PM  
Hell no, Sith Rogen
 
2021-05-08 4:43:03 PM  
I knew there would be a youtube video of Seth Rogan laughing for 10 hours, but I also found this, which seems more apropos:
Seth Rogen Laugh + Cantina Song = Nightmares
Youtube KhpRFURlwJI
 
2021-05-08 5:38:56 PM  
If I was Lucas I would've sold a seat on the spaceship to Rogan and then sold the ship to Disney hoping Disney would man the ship with the worst pilots/astronauts in the world and it crashes. Lucus could then say "Hey, it was a pretty good ship before I sold it to Disney".
 
2021-05-08 7:02:34 PM  
He was joking and he doesn't like you.
 
2021-05-08 8:34:13 PM  
But he is allowed to enable James Franco's sexual predation
 
2021-05-08 9:18:37 PM  
He's madea good career for a guy that smokes weed and tells fart jokes.
 
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