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(Louder Sound)   The 10 best comedy metal songs. The entire Manowar catalog is strangely absent   (loudersound.com) divider line
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2021-05-07 4:39:41 PM  
List fails without Crotchduster

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2021-05-07 4:44:21 PM  
I've always liked this one...

N.F.B. (Dallabnikufesin)
Youtube CEuHfNFX5SU


/probably NSFW
 
2021-05-07 4:44:33 PM  
Cheech & Chong - Earache My Eye
Youtube VJW67QN24SA
 
2021-05-07 5:00:12 PM  
RED FANG - "Prehistoric Dog" (Official Music Video)
Youtube VufilzHKTqk


Song isn't funny (but it is a nice bit of sludgy stoner metal) however the video is fantastic.
 
2021-05-07 5:01:09 PM  
DVDA - Now You're a Man Lyrics
Youtube 851BqHMCaeM
 
2021-05-07 5:01:49 PM  
No Austrian Death Machine? This list is not serious.

Austrian Death Machine - Total Brutal (Full Album)
Youtube v66sQ3S6vS0
 
2021-05-07 5:02:26 PM  

puny: List fails without Crotchduster

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Link is very amusing cover
Yet, definitely not safe for  work


NSFW
 
2021-05-07 5:03:29 PM  

soopey: No Austrian Death Machine? This list is not serious.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/v66sQ3S6​vS0]


That album cover stared at me for years before I finally succumbed to it's greatness.
 
2021-05-07 5:05:12 PM  
Does Tool count?

TOOL - Die Eier von Satan (Audio)
Youtube 82XqhHYwB-Q
 
2021-05-07 5:09:11 PM  
To exclude Dethklok is a travesty.

Though in happy to see steel panther and Gwar on there.

And seriously wtf? No Power Wolf?
 
2021-05-07 5:11:26 PM  
No Dethklok?

Deathklok - Deathharmonic
Youtube PfjaDyT73W8
 
2021-05-07 5:12:51 PM  
Impaled Northern Moonforest - Impaled Northern Moonforest (full album)
Youtube COGLR7RM0Ys
 
2021-05-07 5:16:24 PM  
"Because Boobs" by Psychostick [OFFICIAL] - A boob song
Youtube dcYlytyuKsc


No Psychostick?
 
2021-05-07 5:16:46 PM  
Obey the Beard by Psychostick [Official] Beard Song
Youtube q0kSuZFOwFE


Or this one?
 
2021-05-07 5:18:25 PM  
From my youth...

Scatterbrain - Down With The Ship
Youtube OXBrLMeDCyQ
 
2021-05-07 5:23:49 PM  
Green Jelly/Green Jello - Bear Song
Youtube fKgO4lmC-eE
 
2021-05-07 5:42:18 PM  
I can't be the only one who knows about Nanowar of Steel
NANOWAR OF STEEL - Valhalleluja (ft. Angus McFife from Gloryhammer) | Napalm Records
Youtube S9WWz95ripA
 
2021-05-07 5:45:39 PM  
Pure '80s cheese...
METAL HEAD by Blotto
Youtube vyJSetm6U0k
 
2021-05-07 5:46:09 PM  
M.O.D. - Ode to Harry

Hell, just about all SOD/MOD stuff.
Municipal Waste should be on there as well.
 
2021-05-07 5:47:10 PM  

pi8you: No Dethklok?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/PfjaDyT7​3W8]


I know. This list is dildos
 
2021-05-07 5:49:19 PM  
Billy and the Boingers - U Stink But I ♥ U
Youtube odUt-lDH85k


The best vinyl is the kind that requires the weight of a coin to hold it on the turntable.
 
2021-05-07 5:49:33 PM  
I haven't thought of "Three Little Pigs" by Green Jelly since the mid-1990s.  It doesn't hold up that well as just audio, but the video makes it worthwhile.  ISTR that they played it periodically on Headbanger's Ball back when that was still a thing.
 
2021-05-07 5:49:52 PM  
Billy And The Boingers - I'm A Boinger
Youtube Ve0MPWQrG2g
 
2021-05-07 5:54:47 PM  
Stupid list
Stupid thread
Stupid greenlight
 
2021-05-07 5:59:25 PM  
Parody EUPM that's better than actual EUPM.

GLORYHAMMER - Rise Of The Chaos Wizards | Napalm Records
Youtube YGV6bCTMM5w
 
2021-05-07 6:02:56 PM  
But what about the four chord song?
 
2021-05-07 6:04:14 PM  
Since when is "Tenacious D - Tribute" considered 'metal'? Did I miss a memo or something?

//Been awhile since I've heard it, but I'd consider it more 'rock' than 'metal'
/No I don't care to re-listen to it to check
 
2021-05-07 6:04:47 PM  

pi8you: No Dethklok?

[YouTube video: Deathklok - Deathharmonic]


PREPARE THE LASER BEAM

/ +1 for Emilie Autumn
 
2021-05-07 6:10:53 PM  

Adebisi: Parody EUPM that's better than actual EUPM.

[YouTube video: GLORYHAMMER - Rise Of The Chaos Wizards | Napalm Records]


Gloryhammer is fantastic.  As is Alestorm (they share a couple members)
Alestorm -Drink - 70000 Tons of Metal
Youtube jOAL_pbV3V8
/I'm in that crowd
//Pirate Metal on a cruise ship was a blast
///RIP duck
 
2021-05-07 6:13:36 PM  
Sto Vo Kor
Youtube cd5IDBkpYqo
 
2021-05-07 6:17:18 PM  
This thread lacks Dying Fetus.

DYING FETUS - Wrong One To Fuck With (Official Music Video in 4K)
Youtube -LkZ872_rXI
 
2021-05-07 6:24:56 PM  
I see Austrian Death Machine, Nanowar of Steel, and Alestorm/Gloryhammer have been covered. Needs more Zimmer's Hole though. Possibly NSFW.

ZIMMERS HOLE - When You Were Shouting At The Devil... (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Youtube QpAA-NBUqYk
 
2021-05-07 6:28:27 PM  
Nothing by Stryper?
 
2021-05-07 6:55:04 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [YouTube video: Billy and the Boingers - U Stink But I ♥ U]

The best vinyl is the kind that requires the weight of a coin to hold it on the turntable.


When Breathed had his "Mars Needs Moms" book tour, someone brought the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg book to sign. Got a kick out of Breathed explaining to his daughter (?) what the flexidisc was. This was years before the vinyl hipster resurgance.
 
2021-05-07 6:56:01 PM  
ALESTORM - Fucked With An Anchor (Official Video) | Napalm Records
Youtube th4Czv1j3F8
 
2021-05-07 6:57:22 PM  
Earlier versions of Tenacious D's "Tribute" reveal what the greatest song in the world was. They would play riffs from Stairway to Heaven during the song at their old comedy shows, but obviously couldn't secure the rights for the album and TV show.
 
2021-05-07 7:01:19 PM  

El Mariaski: Earlier versions of Tenacious D's "Tribute" reveal what the greatest song in the world was. They would play riffs from Stairway to Heaven during the song at their old comedy shows, but obviously couldn't secure the rights for the album and TV show.


Correction: they did have the Stairway riffs in the TV show version.

Tenacious D - Tribute (stairway to heaven version) HQ
Youtube uryLhOT9jiI
 
2021-05-07 7:01:33 PM  
NSFW...
The Mentors - Four F Club
Youtube EXEZ3nBuk6s
 
2021-05-07 7:03:33 PM  
Ron Asheton's New Order - Rock'N'Roll Soldiers
Youtube Gu_-gGa4fP8
 
2021-05-07 7:20:23 PM  
"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya
Youtube MeXQBHLIPcw
 
2021-05-07 7:20:43 PM  
Let It Go - from Frozen (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli)
Youtube so49WpSj9bo
 
2021-05-07 7:21:39 PM  
311 Sucks
Youtube KTHc5VUG2rc
 
2021-05-07 7:24:43 PM  
"Fight with blood!
Fight with steel!
Die with honor!
Never kneel!"

Serious bizness.
 
2021-05-07 7:26:01 PM  
Steel Panther - Gloryhole (Explicit)
Youtube diYS8jyOcFc

Steel Panther - Gloryhole
 
2021-05-07 7:26:04 PM  

Gratch: Adebisi: Parody EUPM that's better than actual EUPM.

[YouTube video: GLORYHAMMER - Rise Of The Chaos Wizards | Napalm Records]

Gloryhammer is fantastic.  As is Alestorm (they share a couple members)[YouTube video: Alestorm -Drink - 70000 Tons of Metal]/I'm in that crowd
//Pirate Metal on a cruise ship was a blast
///RIP duck


My first thought- came in to see if they got represented... not disappointed
 
2021-05-07 7:27:10 PM  
Two things:
Manowar are the Kings of Metal.
Three: Joey DeMaio
 
2021-05-07 7:33:40 PM  
Oops I forgot #69
Sting of the Bumblebee
Youtube xXZKS5bHtP4
 
2021-05-07 7:36:58 PM  
This one from Aether Realm (who are fantastic) always amuses me.

Redneck Vikings from Hell
Youtube 4Qs4Z5CLZkc
 
2021-05-07 7:44:41 PM  

pi8you: No Dethklok?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/PfjaDyT7​3W8]


Unless the joke is "this song is unintelligible grunting", I don't get it.
 
2021-05-07 7:51:29 PM  
Anarchy up Your Anus
Youtube MRgLhFwLWS8
 
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