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2021-05-07 2:50:19 AM  
The birds have trashed the deck - ruining a spa cover, decorative flags and lawn ornaments. Plants have been knocked over, railings scratched and there's poop everywhere....The agency noted that the house is in historic condor habitat,

But when I moved to condor country I never expected there to be actual, living condors.
 
2021-05-07 5:27:51 AM  
Woman's house trashes California Condors' home
 
2021-05-07 6:34:28 AM  
ruining a spa cover, decorative flags and lawn ornaments. Plants have been knocked over, railings scratched and there's poop everywhere.

But enough about Spring Breakers. What about the birds?
 
2021-05-07 6:37:20 AM  
Ugly bastards up close, but I would love to see one in the air.
 
2021-05-07 6:44:07 AM  
Condors should not be existing. Their bailiwick is large animal carcasses. Looking at la Brea, you can see there used to be mammoths, ground sloths, and other huge animals. Now, all they have are whales that wash up so there is some substenance (sp) but there really should not be a concerted effort to save these birds.
 
2021-05-07 6:45:33 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: Condors should not be existing. Their bailiwick is large animal carcasses. Looking at la Brea, you can see there used to be mammoths, ground sloths, and other huge animals. Now, all they have are whales that wash up so there is some substenance (sp) but there really should not be a concerted effort to save these birds.


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Not condors but you get the idea.
 
2021-05-07 6:54:13 AM  
TS lady you just gotta deal with it.
 
2021-05-07 7:03:36 AM  
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2021-05-07 7:05:10 AM  
 
2021-05-07 7:11:48 AM  

koder: The birds have trashed the deck - ruining a spa cover, decorative flags and lawn ornaments. Plants have been knocked over, railings scratched and there's poop everywhere....The agency noted that the house is in historic condor habitat,

But when I moved to condor country I never expected there to be actual, living condors.


Yeah, I really farking hate reading about shiat like that. It really restores my lack of faith in humanity.
 
2021-05-07 7:15:35 AM  

GrogSmash: Ugly bastards up close, but I would love to see one in the air.


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2021-05-07 7:31:19 AM  

wxboy: ruining a spa cover, decorative flags and lawn ornaments. Plants have been knocked over, railings scratched and there's poop everywhere.

But enough about Spring Breakers. What about the birds?

The agency noted that the house is in historic condor habitat, and suggested that Mickols try harmless hazing like shouting and clapping or spraying water.


No seriously, what about the birds?
 
2021-05-07 7:38:24 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: koder: The birds have trashed the deck - ruining a spa cover, decorative flags and lawn ornaments. Plants have been knocked over, railings scratched and there's poop everywhere....The agency noted that the house is in historic condor habitat,

But when I moved to condor country I never expected there to be actual, living condors.

Yeah, I really farking hate reading about shiat like that. It really restores my lack of faith in humanity.


FTA: "She's definitely frustrated but also is in awe of this and knows what an unusual experience this is," Quintero said of her mother.

She seems fine to me.
 
2021-05-07 7:46:04 AM  
A 'Condor' is a vulture that has a PR team.
 
2021-05-07 7:46:35 AM  
Even being frustrated is too much.

I'm not thing to move to flying spider country and then get frustrated that spiders keep flying into my house. You either learn to accept that shiat before you get there or shouldn't go.

Personally, if love the condor thing. I'd be sure to keep stuff off my deck that I didn't want trashed, but dang skippy I'd be taking photos, setting up stuff (food) for them to enjoy (if allowed to do so) etc. Big sign made of meat (I guess) reading "welcome birdies".

/ gonna need a bigger bird feeder
/ no flying spiders were harmed in the making of this Fark post
 
2021-05-07 7:58:04 AM  

koder: The birds have trashed the deck - ruining a spa cover, decorative flags and lawn ornaments. Plants have been knocked over, railings scratched and there's poop everywhere....The agency noted that the house is in historic condor habitat,

But when I moved to condor country I never expected there to be actual, living condors.


Well, considering that the birds are almost extinct (e.g., 160 spread across a very wide area), I'd say that it's pretty reasonable that she's surprised. It's not like moving to the Sunshine State and being surprised by the sun.
 
2021-05-07 8:00:49 AM  
How shocking and terrifying. It's like some sort of birdemic.
 
2021-05-07 8:04:18 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: Condors should not be existing. Their bailiwick is large animal carcasses. Looking at la Brea, you can see there used to be mammoths, ground sloths, and other huge animals. Now, all they have are whales that wash up so there is some substenance (sp) but there really should not be a concerted effort to save these birds.


Condors will kill if they have to. But, like people, they are lazy by nature and would rather have their meals delivered than have to go out and put in the work.
 
2021-05-07 8:15:01 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: GrogSmash: Ugly bastards up close, but I would love to see one in the air.

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Do you think they now consider any condor they meet without those tracking armbands to be the weirdos? Birds do pay attention to plumage. Will this be their L.A. Knights?
 
2021-05-07 8:15:59 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: GrogSmash: Ugly bastards up close, but I would love to see one in the air.

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2021-05-07 8:17:46 AM  
They farking HATE that heat pump, hey???
 
2021-05-07 8:19:52 AM  

jjorsett: A 'Condor' is a vulture that has a PR team.


And?

Vultures are essential for environmental cleanup. It's not like you were gonna eat it.
 
2021-05-07 8:22:50 AM  
Has anybody considered looking in the basement to see what smell is attracting the condors?
 
2021-05-07 8:29:58 AM  

NobleHam: How shocking and terrifying. It's like some sort of birdemic.


I got my stock options from NCT software and I'm gonna buy some solar (or Soar) panels!
 
2021-05-07 8:34:12 AM  

minorshan: ArcadianRefugee: GrogSmash: Ugly bastards up close, but I would love to see one in the air.

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Do you think they now consider any condor they meet without those tracking armbands to be the weirdos? Birds do pay attention to plumage. Will this be their L.A. Knights?


Bird bling.
 
2021-05-07 8:50:26 AM  

minorshan: ArcadianRefugee: GrogSmash: Ugly bastards up close, but I would love to see one in the air.

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2021-05-07 8:59:27 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: Condors should not be existing. Their bailiwick is large animal carcasses. Looking at la Brea, you can see there used to be mammoths, ground sloths, and other huge animals. Now, all they have are whales that wash up so there is some substenance (sp) but there really should not be a concerted effort to save these birds.


Thats how I feel about pandas.
 
2021-05-07 9:00:15 AM  

jjorsett: A 'Condor' is a vulture that has a PR team.


You even have a shiatty take on nature. How not surprising.
 
2021-05-07 9:16:55 AM  

GrogSmash: Ugly bastards up close, but I would love to see one in the air.


Go to the South Rim of the Grand Canyon. You can see them flying right by El Tovar hotel. It's funny, they were all released by the Vermillion Cliff's area, meaning that the North Rim would be where you'd expect them to be, since it's closer, but they chose the South Rim for some reason.

About 15-20 years ago, one managed to fly into the front door of the East Rim gift shop and raised quite the ruckus before they managed to get it out.
 
2021-05-07 9:18:52 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: Condors should not be existing. Their bailiwick is large animal carcasses. Looking at la Brea, you can see there used to be mammoths, ground sloths, and other huge animals. Now, all they have are whales that wash up so there is some substenance (sp) but there really should not be a concerted effort to save these birds.


Yeah, but they were still alive in the modern era, and doing fine, until human activity almost reduced their population to zero.

They weren't dying off on their own because of the lack of food.
 
2021-05-07 9:20:57 AM  
So...the house is now a condorminium?
 
2021-05-07 9:27:02 AM  
those things are ugly. Looks like the Dark Crystal over there.
 
2021-05-07 9:28:47 AM  

Marcos P: hoodiowithtudio: Condors should not be existing. Their bailiwick is large animal carcasses. Looking at la Brea, you can see there used to be mammoths, ground sloths, and other huge animals. Now, all they have are whales that wash up so there is some substenance (sp) but there really should not be a concerted effort to save these birds.

Thats how I feel about pandas.


Problem is that pandas are farking adorable as long as you don't get too close. Condors are.ugly as sin but majestic from a distance.
 
2021-05-07 9:37:00 AM  

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2021-05-07 10:05:35 AM  
Now I wanna play Joust
 
2021-05-07 10:51:47 AM  
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Obligatory.
 
2021-05-07 12:07:47 PM  
Someone will just have to move. It won't be the birds.
 
2021-05-07 12:29:56 PM  

BizarreMan: Has anybody considered looking in the basement to see what smell is attracting the condors?


A lady doesn't discuss her basement with the press.
 
2021-05-07 1:37:50 PM  
Condor tours- $50
 
2021-05-07 1:39:11 PM  
The crazy part is those tags. Keep in mind that the condor is a big farking bird. Those things are at least 4-5 inches. If we're going to tag these animals, do we really need to slap road signs on them?
 
2021-05-07 2:05:12 PM  
Big Bird Dies
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2021-05-08 9:18:03 AM  

kobrakai: jjorsett: A 'Condor' is a vulture that has a PR team.

You even have a shiatty take on nature. How not surprising.


Humor is lost on you. Also not surprising.
 
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