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(Cracked)   16: They are not made out of real Girl Scouts   (cracked.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Girl Scout cookie, Girl Scout cookie season, Girl Scouts of the USA, Thin Mints, Cookie, Thanks, reverse trick, only time  
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801 clicks; posted to Food » on 06 May 2021 at 3:05 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-05-06 3:35:03 PM  
"You telling me a shrimp fried this rice?!?"
 
2021-05-06 3:40:08 PM  
Thin Mints suck. In your heart you know it to be true.
 
2021-05-06 3:47:42 PM  
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2021-05-06 4:06:16 PM  
I haven't eaten a girl scout since I was a boy scout.
 
2021-05-06 4:10:25 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: I haven't eaten a girl scout since I was a boy scout.


I became a boy scout after I ate my first brownie.
 
2021-05-06 4:14:05 PM  
something something something Rimworld something something wait, Addams' RimWorld?  RimDDams?  hrm...
 
2021-05-06 4:54:50 PM  
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2021-05-06 5:07:27 PM  
I just keep the sign up year-round.
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2021-05-06 5:27:16 PM  

Subtonic: Thin Mints suck. In your heart you know it to be true.


Put them in the freezer.
 
2021-05-06 5:35:38 PM  
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2021-05-06 5:58:50 PM  
Because of a  complaint, they were not allowed to sell outside the founder's home in Savannah.  I wonder WTF tourist Karen or just plain asshole made that complaint.
 
2021-05-06 6:08:07 PM  

palelizard: Subtonic: Thin Mints suck. In your heart you know it to be true.

Put them in the freezer.


and leave 'em there.
 
2021-05-06 6:13:52 PM  
"Girl Scout cookies are almost as old as the Girl Scouts."

well now I'm definitely not gonna buy any.

also, oblig.

dodgeball girl scouts scene
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/low grade beaver tranquilizer
 
2021-05-06 6:16:21 PM  
"I'll be the victim!"

"All your life.,"
 
2021-05-06 9:26:59 PM  
#17. There are online maps showing the turf for the two different bakeries.

#18.  Keebler owns Little Brownie Bakers.  Keebler Grasshopper cookies are virtually the same as LLB's Thin Mints and their Caramel DeLites are Samoas.
 
2021-05-06 9:39:09 PM  

palelizard: Subtonic: Thin Mints suck. In your heart you know it to be true.

Put them in the freezer.


even better, make hot chocolate.  Take a thin mint and careful nibble an opening on opposite sides, forming a thin mint straw. Suck hot chocolate through your thin mint straw. The instant you taste the hot chocolate throw the cookie in your mouth and enjoy the sensation of thin mint dissolving on your tongue.
 
2021-05-07 2:07:36 AM  

skyotter: I just keep the sign up year-round.
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About ten, maybe twelve years ago I was helping out an office I support and they jokingly offered to send me some cash as a thank you. I jokingly said that I accepted cookies as payment. They sent me a box of Girl Scout cookies every year for eight years. Not a bad deal for a few hours' work.
 
2021-05-07 7:54:52 AM  

cnhn: palelizard: Subtonic: Thin Mints suck. In your heart you know it to be true.

Put them in the freezer.

even better, make hot chocolate.  Take a thin mint and careful nibble an opening on opposite sides, forming a thin mint straw. Suck hot chocolate through your thin mint straw. The instant you taste the hot chocolate throw the cookie in your mouth and enjoy the sensation of thin mint dissolving on your tongue.


Hawt.
 
2021-05-07 11:33:35 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Because of a  complaint, they were not allowed to sell outside the founder's home in Savannah.  I wonder WTF tourist Karen or just plain asshole made that complaint.


Well, at least we have the satisfaction of knowing that particularly turdy example of a Karen is dead.
 
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