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2021-05-06 1:49:31 PM  
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2021-05-06 2:08:24 PM  
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2021-05-06 2:40:51 PM  
How about teaching the rest of the furry community to be scary cool like you?
 
2021-05-06 3:33:48 PM  
A little farking around and a little finding out.
 
2021-05-06 3:39:05 PM  
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2021-05-06 3:43:20 PM  
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Rest of the thread for everyone that doesn't want to click through
 
2021-05-06 4:01:45 PM  
Go to the NHL's head office, beat the hell out of Bergman and Parros, on the way out tell them to get their shiat together or you'll be back
 
2021-05-06 4:02:26 PM  

fragMasterFlash: How about teaching the rest of the furry community to be scary cool like you?


Is gritty a furry? Like, I don't think he counts as one...
 
2021-05-06 4:17:16 PM  
Team up with Grittney and go on an anti-fascist crusade that fires hungry grues into all the deep, dark places Republicans hide?
 
2021-05-06 4:23:11 PM  
Gritty is like The Rock. Everybody hated him because he felt forced, now they love him.

When Rocky Maivia was turning into The Rock, I was giving kudos before most other people spotted his talent. Dude was far better at finding his way as a heel than he was as a goody two-shoes who smiled way too damn much. Never did I thought he would become what he was able to though, I'm nowhere near that smart.

Did I see Gritty becoming what he is now? Turning the universal derision into cheers? Nope, I wish I could say I did but I didn't.

I love marketing because it is both an art and a science, it is fascinating to me. Somebody, or a team of people in the Flyers organization, is/are not getting paid what they're worth.
 
2021-05-06 4:33:12 PM  
Gritty as the new Wolverine.
 
2021-05-06 4:38:28 PM  

WoodyHayes: I love marketing because it is both an art and a science, it is fascinating to me. Somebody, or a team of people in the Flyers organization, is/are not getting paid what they're worth.


Whoever on their social media team tweeted "sleep with one eye open tonight, bird" at the Penguins on his debut deserves an immense amount of credit.

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1​044258341017587713?s=20
 
2021-05-06 4:45:38 PM  

Aar1012: fragMasterFlash: How about teaching the rest of the furry community to be scary cool like you?

Is gritty a furry? Like, I don't think he counts as one...


I think he is more of a muppet than a furry. The real question is, are muppets furries?
 
2021-05-06 4:56:30 PM  

phyrkrakr: WoodyHayes: I love marketing because it is both an art and a science, it is fascinating to me. Somebody, or a team of people in the Flyers organization, is/are not getting paid what they're worth.

Whoever on their social media team tweeted "sleep with one eye open tonight, bird" at the Penguins on his debut deserves an immense amount of credit.

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1​044258341017587713?s=20


I don't believe I remembered that, ha!

demonfaerie: I think he is more of a muppet than a furry. The real question is, are muppets furries?


My fists will defend the honor of Swedish Chef if anybody thinks, let alone says, that he is a furry.
 
2021-05-06 4:57:48 PM  
He could always try knitting so he could be ... wait for it ... the Knitty Gritty.

/ Yes I tweeted that, I am not of right mind.
 
2021-05-06 5:36:38 PM  

WoodyHayes: phyrkrakr: WoodyHayes: I love marketing because it is both an art and a science, it is fascinating to me. Somebody, or a team of people in the Flyers organization, is/are not getting paid what they're worth.

Whoever on their social media team tweeted "sleep with one eye open tonight, bird" at the Penguins on his debut deserves an immense amount of credit.

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1​044258341017587713?s=20

I don't believe I remembered that, ha!

demonfaerie: I think he is more of a muppet than a furry. The real question is, are muppets furries?

My fists will defend the honor of Swedish Chef if anybody thinks, let alone says, that he is a furry.


You have a thing for the Swedish Chef?
 
2021-05-06 5:41:15 PM  
my Gritty fantasies are not appropriate for the innocent eyes and minds of Farkers.
 
2021-05-06 5:50:08 PM  

virulent_loser: my Gritty fantasies are not appropriate for the innocent eyes and minds of Farkers.


Rule 34 gritty?
 
2021-05-06 5:59:30 PM  

EnderWiggnz: virulent_loser: my Gritty fantasies are not appropriate for the innocent eyes and minds of Farkers.

Rule 34 gritty?


I am 100% sure it exists and 10000% sure I am not going to go looking for it.
 
2021-05-06 6:08:33 PM  

demonfaerie: Aar1012: fragMasterFlash: How about teaching the rest of the furry community to be scary cool like you?

Is gritty a furry? Like, I don't think he counts as one...

I think he is more of a muppet than a furry. The real question is, are muppets furries?


Is a hot dog a sandwich?
 
2021-05-06 6:27:14 PM  

soopey: demonfaerie: Aar1012: fragMasterFlash: How about teaching the rest of the furry community to be scary cool like you?

Is gritty a furry? Like, I don't think he counts as one...

I think he is more of a muppet than a furry. The real question is, are muppets furries?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?


Mustard only.
 
2021-05-06 6:36:55 PM  

soopey: demonfaerie: Aar1012: fragMasterFlash: How about teaching the rest of the furry community to be scary cool like you?

Is gritty a furry? Like, I don't think he counts as one...

I think he is more of a muppet than a furry. The real question is, are muppets furries?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?


Is a gyro a Mediterranean taco or is a taco a Mexican gyro?
 
2021-05-06 6:53:30 PM  
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2021-05-06 7:51:59 PM  

demonfaerie: soopey: demonfaerie: Aar1012: fragMasterFlash: How about teaching the rest of the furry community to be scary cool like you?

Is gritty a furry? Like, I don't think he counts as one...

I think he is more of a muppet than a furry. The real question is, are muppets furries?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Is a gyro a Mediterranean taco or is a taco a Mexican gyro?


I suppose chaotic evil is technically A choice.
 
2021-05-06 8:31:15 PM  
Gritty farking saves America and then goes, you know what that was just for me, what can I do for you. Gritty is damn sure working his ass off to catch up to the Phanatic.
 
2021-05-06 9:42:48 PM  

TheManofPA: Gritty farking saves America and then goes, you know what that was just for me, what can I do for you. Gritty is damn sure working his ass off to catch up to the Phanatic.


Fam Gritty is way beyond the Phanatic. I bought a damn Gritty figurine for my desk and IDGAF about the Flyers (I do have a soft spot for them since one of my favorite junior hockey players when I was a kid ended up playing there a while, but it's not like I even watch hockey anymore).
 
2021-05-06 10:15:04 PM  

phyrkrakr: WoodyHayes: I love marketing because it is both an art and a science, it is fascinating to me. Somebody, or a team of people in the Flyers organization, is/are not getting paid what they're worth.

Whoever on their social media team tweeted "sleep with one eye open tonight, bird" at the Penguins on his debut deserves an immense amount of credit.

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1​044258341017587713?s=20


I'm a Penguins fan and rather dislike the Flyers, but even I love Gritty.  I request he go to Washington and stand in the Capital Building behind the Republican side of the chamber and just start at them.

Could we get Gritty a membership to Mar-a-lago?  I wouldn't even mind that the money would go into that Orange Grifter's pocket if it meant knowing he'd have to see the icon of his election loss every day out his window.

/Fark Around and Find Out
 
2021-05-06 10:31:55 PM  
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This was my present to my brother for Christmas.  Sadly, the graphic is not exactly washer-safe.  It melted off pretty quickly.
 
2021-05-07 12:02:28 AM  
Four words: Director Of Player Safety.
 
2021-05-07 1:55:20 AM  
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