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(Gizmodo)   "What started as a wriggling snarl of buttholes becomes a swarm of autonomous, sex-seeking torpedoes"   (gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Sponge, Animal, Branch, Cnidaria, M. Teresa Aguado, Ramisyllis multicaudata, team of researchers, Elaine Benes  
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2021-05-06 1:27:43 PM  
Don't have to worry about anal ca, with that many asses.
 
2021-05-06 1:31:57 PM  
What is "a quote from the dust jacket of the book The History of Fark"?
 
2021-05-06 2:12:17 PM  
This Worm Has 100 Butts

What what? In my 100 butts?
 
2021-05-06 2:12:59 PM  
That article is much more interesting than the headline would imply.
 
2021-05-06 2:14:24 PM  
If I had a nickel for every time that happened...
 
2021-05-06 2:15:37 PM  
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2021-05-06 2:16:50 PM  
These folks?

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2021-05-06 2:17:05 PM  
I think I saw that documentary on the internet...
 
2021-05-06 2:17:19 PM  
Sounds like a SyFy channel idea: "The Thing with 100 Butts".
 
2021-05-06 2:17:26 PM  
Hey, no fair publishing excerpts from my in-progress transhumanist erotica!
 
2021-05-06 2:17:27 PM  
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2021-05-06 2:17:32 PM  
But does that worm have a if or and?
 
2021-05-06 2:18:13 PM  
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2021-05-06 2:19:09 PM  
With a headline like that, how could I not click?
 
2021-05-06 2:21:28 PM  
There's no part of that sentence I didn't like...
 
2021-05-06 2:22:38 PM  
Has Chuck Tingle seen this article?
 
2021-05-06 2:23:23 PM  
That's a lotta loopholes.

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2021-05-06 2:24:55 PM  

Destructor: Sounds like a SyFy channel idea: "The Thing with 100 Butts".


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2021-05-06 2:25:10 PM  
100 butts? Is this a worm or five minutes of Tiktok videos?
 
2021-05-06 2:27:15 PM  
So, it's a GOP worm?
 
2021-05-06 2:29:42 PM  

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Approves, and how!


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2021-05-06 2:29:50 PM  
Tiny buttholes
One hundred are mine
Make me happy 
Make me feel fine

So here's to the golden moons
And here's to the silver sea
And mostly here's a toast
To all my buttholes and me
 
2021-05-06 2:30:12 PM  
That worm's name?

Miles O'Taint.
 
2021-05-06 2:30:18 PM  

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Approves, and how!


Clicked for that sweet Mephisto reference.

*high five*
 
2021-05-06 2:33:00 PM  
That is a weird creature and a fascinating article, nature sure is strange.

/ Wait until the oil hits the anus
// and the next anus
/// and the 1000th anus
 
2021-05-06 2:34:48 PM  
100 buttholes?  In other news Mike Adriano was seen running gleefully into the ocean off the coast of Australia with a camera crew, a barrel of lube and 100 pairs of gape gloves.
 
2021-05-06 2:45:52 PM  
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2021-05-06 2:52:38 PM  
If they evolve, they will be the first civilization to invent Prep H before the wheel.

/Wriggling Snarl of Buttholes is the name of my Nickelback cover band
 
2021-05-06 2:53:09 PM  
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2021-05-06 2:59:59 PM  

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Hrmmm.

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2021-05-06 3:03:16 PM  

Chariset: That article is much more interesting than the headline would imply.


Yeah I wish I could do that. It occurs to me that TFA has a clue as to why our reproductive and waste systems are so intertwined.
 
2021-05-06 3:05:42 PM  
Foxus Newsi
A worm with 100 anuses that swims up your dickhole if you pee in the shower.
 
2021-05-06 3:07:07 PM  
Pardon me while I comb through this article for additions to my Shakespearean insult list.

/Thou mysterious, multi-bottomed beast
//Thou abundance of wandering derrières
///Thy rear ends are legion
 
2021-05-06 5:41:30 PM  
A remake of Human Centipede would need a lot of extras.
 
2021-05-06 7:18:04 PM  
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2021-05-06 7:25:52 PM  
What's its fark handle?
 
2021-05-06 7:59:28 PM  
Abundance of Wandering Derrieres is the name of my Travelling Wilburys tribute band.

/ I'm so sorry, I love them
// there's an overabundance of band names in that article
 
2021-05-06 9:01:05 PM  
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2021-05-06 10:01:07 PM  
Sex seeking torpedoes is my Rick James/David Lee Roth fusion band.
 
2021-05-07 8:45:43 AM  
So the answer actually was butt stuff?
 
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