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2021-05-06 12:57:38 PM  
So THAT'S what the Champagne Room looks like!
 
2021-05-06 1:22:59 PM  
No retouching? Well then, her nips are actually swans.
 
2021-05-06 1:28:22 PM  
The 56-year-old supermodel

*eyetwitch.gif*
 
2021-05-06 1:37:06 PM  

Bslim: The 56-year-old supermodel


Not just a regular girl.


/oh yeah
 
2021-05-06 1:38:08 PM  
Like the fist of an angry god...
 
2021-05-06 1:40:54 PM  
There are a few of us old people that still look good

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2021-05-06 1:45:13 PM  

JeffKochosky: Like the fist of an angry god...


New meds, good for you
 
2021-05-06 1:48:52 PM  

Bslim: The 56-year-old supermodel

*eyetwitch.gif*


Not sure what your issue is. She was def a supermodel. Maybe she's out of the game now, but retired actors are still called actors.
 
2021-05-06 1:53:44 PM  
Nice.
 
2021-05-06 1:55:55 PM  

JammerJim: Bslim: The 56-year-old supermodel

*eyetwitch.gif*

Not sure what your issue is. She was def a supermodel. Maybe she's out of the game now, but retired actors are still called actors.


57 year old porn stars approve.
 
2021-05-06 1:58:27 PM  
I'm more concerned that this was published in Vogue Czechoslovakia. Did they also run it in Vogue Yugoslavia?
 
2021-05-06 2:02:12 PM  
She was great in Burn Notice.
 
2021-05-06 2:02:52 PM  
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I'd play connect the dots.
 
2021-05-06 2:06:38 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: JammerJim: Bslim: The 56-year-old supermodel

*eyetwitch.gif*

Not sure what your issue is. She was def a supermodel. Maybe she's out of the game now, but retired actors are still called actors.

57 year old porn stars approve.


Hey tell your Mom hello, it's been awhile
 
2021-05-06 2:10:36 PM  
Insta-fap, pussy galore

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2021-05-06 2:13:31 PM  
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/meal ticket gone...? gotta get that grift out there while you can...
 
2021-05-06 2:19:05 PM  
Slavic women age well, film at 11.
 
2021-05-06 2:30:22 PM  
They gotta come up with a different metaphor...

"Such and Such nearly broke the Internet..."

Yeah, attractive naked lady, there's millions of'em on these here interwebs.
 
2021-05-06 2:33:18 PM  

Group W Bench: Slavic women age well, film at 11.


What channel?

/Asking for a friend.
 
2021-05-06 2:36:19 PM  

grokca: [247newsaroundtheworld.com image 634x793]

Sade - Is It a Crime - 1985 - The Old Grey Whistle Test ( TV )
Youtube y5DW1LuFGjs

 
2021-05-06 2:38:18 PM  

gbv23: There are a few of us old people that still look good

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Um, Gordie hasn't looked all that great since about June 10, 2016 or so.
 
2021-05-06 3:08:22 PM  
Still nothing but dust inside.
 
2021-05-06 3:26:18 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Still nothing but dust inside.


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Wouldn't stop me.
 
2021-05-06 3:27:19 PM  
There really should be a Ric Ocasek Day on Fark. The Patron Saint of outkicking your coverage,
 
2021-05-06 3:27:57 PM  
That's enough to get Ric Ocasek to go stiff!
 
2021-05-06 3:39:18 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Still nothing but dust inside.


All good they have a cream for that
 
2021-05-06 4:24:06 PM  

Friend_Computer: StoPPeRmobile: Still nothing but dust inside.

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Wouldn't stop me.


Yeah but you'd EFF mud if it had the audacity to ripple.
 
2021-05-06 4:27:07 PM  

Friend_Computer: StoPPeRmobile: Still nothing but dust inside.

[riteaid.com image 406x406]

Wouldn't stop me.


Soooo.... c-c-cooooold...
 
2021-05-06 4:27:53 PM  
Well, uh, you might think she's crazy...
 
2021-05-06 4:31:29 PM  
She was great in Thursday.

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2021-05-06 5:04:32 PM  

Group W Bench: Slavic women age well, film at 11.


My wife is half Czech half Norwegian

yes. . .  yes they do

/thank you, God
 
2021-05-06 5:16:07 PM  
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The 56-year-old supermodel practically broke the internet last month...


I had the honor of watching over the internet last month, and I can say with authority, at no time was the internet in any danger of breaking.
 
2021-05-06 6:02:53 PM  
From Wikipedia:

Porizkova and Ocasek were still in the process of their divorce, but he had disinherited her in a new will, alleging that before his recent surgery she had abandoned him. He also disinherited two of his six sons, which required a probate judge to rule on the veracity of the abandonment claims, before the remaining estate could be divided.

That sounds like a nasty separation.
 
2021-05-06 7:50:17 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Friend_Computer: StoPPeRmobile: Still nothing but dust inside.

[riteaid.com image 406x406]

Wouldn't stop me.

Yeah but you'd EFF mud if it had the audacity to ripple.


Of course not.  Now if the mud was wearing a short skirt....
 
2021-05-06 9:18:58 PM  

Group W Bench: Slavic women age well, film at 11.


I realize that the standards of the average Farker are so low as to defy belief, but seriously???

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2021-05-06 10:01:50 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: That's enough to get Ric Ocasek to go stiff!


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2021-05-07 1:07:29 AM  
Don't words mean anything any more?
 
2021-05-07 2:34:09 AM  
Well, I don't know. Subbie says there was no touching, but La Casa De Frodisaur says there sure WAS touching. More than in a soccer game or a Catholic School Prom Night, at least.
 
2021-05-07 11:16:24 AM  

solcofn: She was great in Thursday.

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"I'm going to rape you"
"Sigh...FINE"
 
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