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(Chron)   What's in a NameyMcNameface? That which we call a RoseyMcRoseface by any other name would smell as SweetyMcSweetface   (chron.com) divider line
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2021-05-06 11:32:17 AM  
But Houston libraries deserve a better and more localized name honoring our most esteemed citizens.

The Lil' Troy Get Learnt Center for Books N Sh*t?
 
2021-05-06 2:50:17 PM  
If you don't want farky McFarkface to be the most popular name submitted in a naming contest, then stop asking the public to provide naming suggestions.
 
2021-05-06 2:51:45 PM  
"Beyonce's Booty Bouncin' Book Shack"
 
2021-05-06 2:53:06 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: The Lil' Troy Get Learnt Center for Books N Sh*t?


One/Done.
 
2021-05-06 2:53:47 PM  
what that man needs is an enema
 
2021-05-06 2:59:08 PM  
Houston, We Have a Library, Library
 
2021-05-06 3:00:40 PM  
"South Park Mexican's El Book-A-Rama"
 
2021-05-06 3:03:13 PM  
Mike Jones

Who?
 
2021-05-06 3:06:18 PM  
The HousTon of Books Library
 
2021-05-06 3:17:42 PM  

nicoffeine: Mike Jones

Who?


the sumtin sumtin from thst

/no that was
 
2021-05-06 3:30:47 PM  
It should be named for Clyde 'The Glide' Drexler or Phi Slama Jama, the Univ Of Houston Cougars

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2021-05-06 3:41:15 PM  
NASCAR had a Buschy McBuschface 400 Race, Sponsored by Busch Beer, at Kansas Raceway on the second of May this year. It, of course was won by Kyle Busch but NOT the Busche car, driven by Kevin Harvick... he came in second.

/ Irony
// Didn't rain
/// No weddings announced
 
2021-05-06 3:57:16 PM  
How about BoatyMcBaclava Baclava BoatyFace MacFace.......
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There ya go!!!
 
2021-05-06 4:00:30 PM  
Booky McBookPlace actually works.
 
2021-05-06 4:01:49 PM  
From what I understand, Texas is about:
NASCAR
The Alamo
Pick-ups
Steers

Having taken note of that I propose:
The Longhorn GM Alamo Beer Memorial Library
 
2021-05-06 4:26:25 PM  
Books-A-Million!

Wait...
 
2021-05-06 4:29:28 PM  
Houston Book Depository
 
2021-05-06 4:57:21 PM  
Booky McBookplace was a much better suggestion  I think
 
2021-05-06 4:58:35 PM  

wage0048: If you don't want farky McFarkface to be the most popular name submitted in a naming contest, then stop asking the public to provide naming suggestions.


I mean, seriously, what do they think is going to happen?  You should have some idea of what you want to call it, and maybe just go with Houston Municipal Library or some shiat like that, it doesn't need to be the Coca Cola Dome Library
 
2021-05-06 5:00:49 PM  
My sister says "A rose by any other name may smell as sweet, but if you call it a pile of shiat, no-one's going to take up your offer to smell it."
 
2021-05-06 5:22:46 PM  

Mikeyworld: NASCAR had a Buschy McBuschface 400 Race, Sponsored by Busch Beer, at Kansas Raceway on the second of May this year. It, of course was won by Kyle Busch but NOT the Busche car, driven by Kevin Harvick... he came in second.

/ Irony
// Didn't rain
/// No weddings announced


I got so tired of hearing Bushy McBusch during the race.
 
2021-05-06 6:35:22 PM  
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2021-05-06 6:52:11 PM  
"Like amazon but for books and cheapr"
 
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