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2021-05-06 10:48:46 AM  
I actually hate naps, I never feel refreshed and spend the rest of the day in a groggy fog like I'd gotten the worst overnight sleep.  Not to mention it scares the hell out of my passengers who didn't recognize the Tesla emblems on my car.
 
2021-05-06 1:52:36 PM  
In fact I have "500 internal service error" on my resume
 
2021-05-06 1:54:28 PM  
I'd pay for this job.
 
2021-05-06 1:55:17 PM  
I love a good nap. But then that means I will probably be awake until 3AM. It's easier to take the nap in the morning, after waking up and leaving a pee.
 
2021-05-06 1:56:22 PM  
I have coworkers that can do this and not take any time off...
 
2021-05-06 1:59:37 PM  
which is researching the "pros and cons of napping."

Pro: You don't have to be awake.
Con: You wake up at some point.

Where's my money?
 
2021-05-06 2:03:13 PM  
Repeat-this was posted a couple weeks ago, and as someone who has narcolepsy, I would gladly take this gig.

/no, it's not like you see in the movies, I don't instantly fall asleep
 
2021-05-06 2:04:22 PM  
"I will destroy everyone forthwith." -Strong English
 
2021-05-06 2:09:16 PM  
Be advised:

"By entering your details above you are agreeing to eachnight contacting you regarding the job application and other products of ours that we think you might be interested in."
 
2021-05-06 2:12:10 PM  
When I nap, I NAP LIKE A BOSS!
 
2021-05-06 2:22:42 PM  
I don't always get full, restful sleep when I nap...but I always enjoy it.
 
2021-05-06 2:30:26 PM  
I've been giving it away for free.  :(
 
2021-05-06 2:57:25 PM  
30 naps. Hmm, job only lasts for a week.
 
2021-05-06 3:03:34 PM  
$1500 isn't bad for a day's work.
 
2021-05-06 3:24:22 PM  

Cache: Be advised:

"By entering your details above you are agreeing to eachnight contacting you regarding the job application and other products of ours that we think you might be interested in."


That's the ultimate goal of any of these "too good to be true" job applications. Be it paid to watch movies; watch porn; sleep; poop; surf online; whatever, they just want people's information so they can sell their crap (or simply sell the information.)

And they probably don't even fill the "position." At the end of the applicant search period, they'll claim they couldn't find a qualified applicant and move on.
 
2021-05-06 3:39:05 PM  
I think this was posted somewhere before, but I was half asleep when I saw it. Maybe I should start taking naps.
 
2021-05-06 3:40:36 PM  
I got all excited for a second because I though we we're going to talk about vlookup and stuff.  I effing love a good spreadsheet.
 
2021-05-06 4:00:00 PM  
where do they want me to take them?
 
2021-05-06 4:50:43 PM  
Will they pay overtime, I wonder?
 
2021-05-06 5:12:48 PM  

UberSmyth: Cache: Be advised:

"By entering your details above you are agreeing to eachnight contacting you regarding the job application and other products of ours that we think you might be interested in."

That's the ultimate goal of any of these "too good to be true" job applications. Be it paid to watch movies; watch porn; sleep; poop; surf online; whatever, they just want people's information so they can sell their crap (or simply sell the information.)

And they probably don't even fill the "position." At the end of the applicant search period, they'll claim they couldn't find a qualified applicant and move on.


Even if the "job" actually exists, you aren't getting paid to do those things. You're being paid to WRITE about doing those things, and that's the skillset they really want from applicants.
 
2021-05-06 6:36:32 PM  

DragonIV: Will they pay overtime, I wonder?


No.  You're on salary; that's better than hourly.  If you get all your napping done early, maybe you can get out of here and go home a little early on Friday.  But then, there may be some times where you have to nap a little late, or come in and nap on the weekend.  But that's pretty rare....
 
2021-05-06 7:37:26 PM  
Would it be possible to get busted for not sleeping on the job?
 
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