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2021-05-06 12:11:14 PM  
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Aw...Dukie Wukie burned his widdle hand.....
 
2021-05-06 3:18:37 PM  
That baby's head looks gigantic
 
2021-05-06 3:20:25 PM  
So much hostility towards a duchess who is a Person of Color.  I don't think Fark and the British tabloids show the same level of hostility to other European monarchs and members of nobility.

Almost as if the brown-skinned lady triggers their thin skin.
 
2021-05-06 3:21:44 PM  
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2021-05-06 3:23:59 PM  

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Aw...Dukie Wukie burned his widdle hand.....


Let's do some crimes. Let's get sushi and not pay.
 
2021-05-06 3:24:38 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 850x345]


My early searches were from alta vista on netscape!

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2021-05-06 3:26:43 PM  

Marcos P: That baby's head looks gigantic


He's descended from royalty. Thick-headedness runs in the family.
 
2021-05-06 3:26:55 PM  
Did Clown Prince Chuckles Wingnut make an appearance?
 
2021-05-06 3:27:43 PM  
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2021-05-06 3:31:13 PM  

NM Volunteer: So much hostility towards a duchess who is a Person of Color.


She only looks like a POC because she's standing next to a ginger.  Not sure what the fuss is about.
 
2021-05-06 3:32:24 PM  

NM Volunteer: So much hostility towards a duchess who is a Person of Color.  I don't think Fark and the British tabloids show the same level of hostility to other European monarchs and members of nobility.

Almost as if the brown-skinned lady triggers their thin skin.


Colonize and rob the whole world - then biatch about immigrants.
These people have been inbreeding on their shiatty little island for way too long.
 
2021-05-06 3:57:51 PM  
Meathead is bemused
 
2021-05-06 3:58:18 PM  

NM Volunteer: So much hostility towards a duchess who is a Person of Color.  I don't think Fark and the British tabloids show the same level of hostility to other European monarchs and members of nobility.

Almost as if the brown-skinned lady triggers their thin skin.
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Its not color - it was her being a turd to her bf(that she was living with!) plus relatives (black & white) that made people wary of her.

Meanwhile there are plenty of Euro royals of color, but they don't attract much tabloid attention b/c they live normal lives.

/ read what actual black women have to say about MM's behaviour; there's plenty on this black women's board.
 
2021-05-06 4:11:37 PM  
nanim:

Its not color - it was her being a turd to her bf(that she was living with!) plus relatives (black & white) that made people wary of her

Which boyfriend? This one who publicly and on the record defended her:
https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrit​i​es/a36002208/meghan-markle-childhood-b​oyfriend-joshua-silverstein-bullying-c​omments/
Or one you made up at your last Klan meet?

And which family, this one?

https://people.com/royals/thomas-mark​l​e-apologizes-meghan-markle-staging-pap​arazzi-photos/
The dad who had to apologize for selling stories about his daughter?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/​t​he-wildest-claims-about-meghan-markle-​from-sister-samanthas-new-book/DZZX5BU​T5N2NXCQTJF5J7MXSBY/
Or the sister who she hadn't seen in years who made bank trashing her in a book?
 
2021-05-06 4:19:34 PM  

Marcos P: That baby's head looks gigantic


"It's like somebody stood at the foot of her coont and yelled 'Hey Kool-Aid!'"
-Doug Stanhope
 
2021-05-06 5:08:34 PM  

nanim: NM Volunteer: So much hostility towards a duchess who is a Person of Color.  I don't think Fark and the British tabloids show the same level of hostility to other European monarchs and members of nobility.

Almost as if the brown-skinned lady triggers their thin skin.
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Its not color - it was her being a turd to her bf(that she was living with!) plus relatives (black & white) that made people wary of her.

Meanwhile there are plenty of Euro royals of color, but they don't attract much tabloid attention b/c they live normal lives.

/ read what actual black women have to say about MM's behaviour; there's plenty on this black women's board.


What white dude board did you inhale this from?
 
2021-05-06 5:53:15 PM  
Forgot the trademark symbols
 
2021-05-06 5:56:12 PM  
It is perplexing to see how how people of a certain persuasion just lose their shiat over someone who was basically just a third-tier actress on some crappy cable show. She should have no impact on none of our lives. Truly, she doesn't, she's now royalty whether people accept her or not and she's set FOR. LIFE.
Now why that bothers some folks so much is a question they have to ask themselves, especially about the reason. Specifically why it bothers that some woman you will never, ever, meet married into some inbred German family.
 
2021-05-06 7:17:46 PM  

nanim: NM Volunteer: So much hostility towards a duchess who is a Person of Color.  I don't think Fark and the British tabloids show the same level of hostility to other European monarchs and members of nobility.

Almost as if the brown-skinned lady triggers their thin skin.
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Its not color - it was her being a turd to her bf(that she was living with!) plus relatives (black & white) that made people wary of her.

Meanwhile there are plenty of Euro royals of color, but they don't attract much tabloid attention b/c they live normal lives.

/ read what actual black women have to say about MM's behaviour; there's plenty on this black women's board.


So a bunch of African kingdoms, the house of Austria (which kingdoms do they rule???), and two minor principalities.  Wow.  You sure showed me.
 
2021-05-06 7:33:06 PM  
Surely we all know by now that MM has perfect, unimpeachable moral and ethical values, is the most talented actress Hollywood has ever seen, and her personality and temperament have absolutely no faults or imperfections of any kind, and that to suggest anything otherwise is just evidence that you are a racist.

That aside, how many collections of vintage Archie comics do you think this kid has been gifted? And is it used as the wall art in the nursery?
 
2021-05-06 7:42:40 PM  
No, their staff did, and it probably consisted of nothing more personal than a press release on headed paper
 
2021-05-06 8:07:13 PM  
"...Betty pissed off

I want Betty! I've always wanted Betty!!
 
2021-05-06 8:14:09 PM  

zimbomba63: I want Betty! I've always wanted Betty!!


How badly do you want her?
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2021-05-06 8:49:06 PM  

Ivo Shandor: zimbomba63: I want Betty! I've always wanted Betty!!

How badly do you want her?
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Betty was Archie's 'beard'. It's so like Archie to pretend to be mad about beating those guys off. Notice you can't see those guys below the waist, can you. I wonder why?
 
2021-05-06 11:08:45 PM  

Nidiot: Surely we all know by now that MM has perfect, unimpeachable moral and ethical values, is the most talented actress Hollywood has ever seen, and her personality and temperament have absolutely no faults or imperfections of any kind, and that to suggest anything otherwise is just evidence that you are a racist.

That aside, how many collections of vintage Archie comics do you think this kid has been gifted? And is it used as the wall art in the nursery?


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2021-05-07 8:01:25 AM  
Did proud grandpa James Hewitt send his birthday wishes yet?
 
2021-05-07 9:46:32 AM  

NM Volunteer: So much hostility towards a duchess who is a Person of Color.  I don't think Fark and the British tabloids show the same level of hostility to other European monarchs and members of nobility.

Almost as if the brown-skinned lady triggers their thin skin.


Really? I was just annoyed that the mass media expects to use a singular name like "Archie" and expect us all to know exactly who that is.

I'm darker than Megan and I'm white. They would still hate that I'm tainting their bloodline with my mogrel Mediterranean genetics. Heck, they barely accepted William's wife, whats-her-face.
 
2021-05-07 10:59:14 PM  

NM Volunteer: nanim: NM Volunteer: So much hostility towards a duchess who is a Person of Color.  I don't think Fark and the British tabloids show the same level of hostility to other European monarchs and members of nobility.

Almost as if the brown-skinned lady triggers their thin skin.
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Its not color - it was her being a turd to her bf(that she was living with!) plus relatives (black & white) that made people wary of her.

Meanwhile there are plenty of Euro royals of color, but they don't attract much tabloid attention b/c they live normal lives.

/ read what actual black women have to say about MM's behaviour; there's plenty on this black women's board.

So a bunch of African kingdoms, the house of Austria (which kingdoms do they rule???), and two minor principalities.  Wow.  You sure showed me.


There was a Māori member of the House of Windsor, Gary Lewis, until he divorced Lady Davina Windsor a couple of years ago. They were married 14 years. Their friends said "cultural differences" played a part in the split, whether that was due to him being Māori or just that he was a working class New Zealander (builder and shearer) was not elaborated on. They had two children who have Māori names which would suggest that the royal family were comfortable with Gary's heritage
 
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