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(Daily Mail)   Mitch McConnell, pictured here preparing to live out his forbidden fantasy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-05-06 8:34:52 AM  
What kind of shoes does McConnell have on, they don't go with a suit at all--are they made special for his webbed feet?
 
2021-05-06 10:23:15 AM  
Fun Fact: like Donald Trump, Mr Pectacular is also a reality show star, being a contestant in 2008's Big Brother and made annual appearances since.

Apparently, in one episode, he took the Head of Household on a shopping spree of his Mr Pectacular merchandise.
 
2021-05-06 10:34:45 AM  
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2021-05-06 12:44:57 PM  
I was hesitant to click on that and I should have listened to myself
 
2021-05-06 3:44:17 PM  
Now that I've clicked, what I really want to see is a shell-crushing body-slam inflicted on his ass.
 
2021-05-06 3:44:19 PM  
Mr Pec-tacular?

Luscious Lawrence?

Sounds like Lindsey missed out.
 
2021-05-06 3:45:23 PM  
Sure would be nice if he could spare 1% of that effort for working in the best collective interests of his constituents and the country.
 
2021-05-06 3:46:56 PM  
"He called me gutless... Guess I'd better stand next to this sweaty muscular hunk of a man named Luscious..."
 
2021-05-06 3:47:40 PM  
Well well. Looks like a McConnell sandwich & Mitch is the meat.

*queue gay porn baseline here*
 
2021-05-06 3:47:52 PM  
Mitch McConnell pictured here doing what's best for the country:

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2021-05-06 3:48:08 PM  
Well hope those two old farts can fight it out one day.
 
2021-05-06 3:48:26 PM  
Turtle sandwich
 
2021-05-06 3:48:34 PM  
is this the image?

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/his climax thought is nuns & orphans barefoot in the snow...
//...while being eaten by rats
///Shimmer
 
2021-05-06 3:49:18 PM  
Gutless? Probably. Clueless? That's rich coming from Trump. I freaking hate Mitch McConnell, but he knows exactly how to run his operations for his benefit.
 
2021-05-06 3:50:11 PM  
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"Fahk the Mitch McConnell.  I break his leg, Make turtle humble"
 
2021-05-06 3:51:55 PM  
I never had a tremendous amount of esteem for old white men, for various reasons, but boy, has it bottomed out in just the last couple of years.

Watching them beg for attention from the rancid tub of lard that was our previous president is the political equivalent of 2 Girls 1 Cup.
 
2021-05-06 3:54:42 PM  
Mitch wants to start his own ladybug collection?
 
2021-05-06 3:57:21 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I never had a tremendous amount of esteem for old white men, for various reasons, but boy, has it bottomed out in just the last couple of years.

Watching them beg for attention from the rancid tub of lard that was our previous president is the political equivalent of 2 Girls 1 Cup.


I think it's more like the human centipede.
 
2021-05-06 3:57:51 PM  
I don't think I've ever seen McTurtle have a semi-authentic human smile before. And only when he has two professional wrestlers by his side. Weird. Totally normal un-terrapin like behavior
 
2021-05-06 3:57:57 PM  
Later, Luscious Lawrence was accused of murdering the senator.

A skinned corpse in a suit was found with McConnell's identification.

Mr. PEC-Tastic, the only witness, said that "Lawrence lost his mind and ripped the old host's I mean senator's skin off and ate it before breaking his own neck out of guilt as humans do, and thus surely the case is open and shut like a crexlarp's cloaca am I right fellow mammals?"

He then made a screeching noise which onlookers assumed was meant to imitate human laughter before adjusting his skin suit from the inside and escaping into a nearby air vent.
 
2021-05-06 4:01:10 PM  
what a cunning stunt
 
2021-05-06 4:02:15 PM  
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Perpetually awkward.
 
2021-05-06 4:02:57 PM  

SolderGlob: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I never had a tremendous amount of esteem for old white men, for various reasons, but boy, has it bottomed out in just the last couple of years.

Watching them beg for attention from the rancid tub of lard that was our previous president is the political equivalent of 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I think it's more like the human centipede.


Well, it involves assholes, so either could be an appropriate comparison.
 
2021-05-06 4:03:07 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Mitch wants to start his own ladybug collection?


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2021-05-06 4:05:49 PM  

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Perpetually awkward.


How come his pants look like his dick divided by zero?
 
2021-05-06 4:06:26 PM  
Isn't there a height requirement for wrestlers.  Those look like roided up Hobbits.
 
2021-05-06 4:06:33 PM  
How racist and stupid do you have to be in order to think that the GOP has your best interest at heart? 

On an unrelated note, I now know why so many people think wrestling is real.
 
2021-05-06 4:07:12 PM  
Mitch usually has to pay extra for that...
 
2021-05-06 4:07:49 PM  
Oh, FFS
 
2021-05-06 4:08:15 PM  

fiddlehead: [Fark user image image 511x683]

Perpetually awkward.


are they in a movie set of a public restroom?  why does the flooring just stop.

where the fark are they and how does moscow mitch think this makes him look tough?
 
2021-05-06 4:08:59 PM  
i swear mitch and the dude in the wrestler belt switched shoes.
 
2021-05-06 4:11:48 PM  
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2021-05-06 4:12:42 PM  
never was a fan of big, sweaty men in their underwear writhing around on the floor. maybe I'm just wired wrong I dunno.
 
2021-05-06 4:14:24 PM  
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I prefer the story down page.
 
2021-05-06 4:14:26 PM  
they didn't have to get all dressed up like they were going to Sears or something.
 
2021-05-06 4:15:44 PM  
My money would be on either one of these to destroy mitch in a matter of seconds.

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2021-05-06 4:16:09 PM  

Hunchentoot: i swear mitch and the dude in the wrestler belt switched shoes.


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Finally, we found out what happened to Cousin Eddie's from Vacation's shoes! Those suckers are priceless artifacts
 
2021-05-06 4:17:06 PM  
If his agenda is to be blocking everything then it seems to me that ties Democrats' hands. That they must get rid of filibuster.
 
2021-05-06 4:18:40 PM  
The filibuster was supposed to be about compromising not about blocking elections.
 
2021-05-06 4:23:15 PM  

Corvus: The filibuster was supposed to be about compromising not about blocking elections.


too bad an appeal couldn't be made to the parliamentarian and have them rule on it. fark Joe Manchin.
 
2021-05-06 4:26:15 PM  

moulderx1: [Fark user image image 425x176]I prefer the story down page.


Burn the witch
 
2021-05-06 4:27:20 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Corvus: The filibuster was supposed to be about compromising not about blocking elections.

too bad an appeal couldn't be made to the parliamentarian and have them rule on it. fark Joe Manchin.


But look, he believe in it being used for compromise. If McConnel rules that out he could be brought around.

Mitch is digging himself in a hole here because he is making the justification on getting rid of it easier and easier.
 
2021-05-06 4:27:34 PM  
Christ what a piece of dog shiat.
 
2021-05-06 4:28:44 PM  
Mr. Pectacular?  I initially read it as Mr. PED-tacular.  FOAD Moscow Mitch
 
2021-05-06 4:30:10 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Corvus: The filibuster was supposed to be about compromising not about blocking elections.

too bad an appeal couldn't be made to the parliamentarian and have them rule on it. fark Joe Manchin.


BTW - he is not the only Democrat who said they don't want to force that vote. And the 50 Republicans are also making it hard to pass the agenda too.
 
2021-05-06 4:30:30 PM  
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2021-05-06 4:32:38 PM  

Corvus: Hobodeluxe: Corvus: The filibuster was supposed to be about compromising not about blocking elections.

too bad an appeal couldn't be made to the parliamentarian and have them rule on it. fark Joe Manchin.

BTW - he is not the only Democrat who said they don't want to force that vote. And the 50 Republicans are also making it hard to pass the agenda too.


-- My point is I am not going to sit around blaming Democrats on things that Republicans caused.

Do I think they should get rid of the filibuster now? Yes.

But it's Republicans and their actions that is blocking things. I am not going to pretend they are mostly blameless and it's Democrats to blame for what Republicans are doing.
 
2021-05-06 4:34:44 PM  
Just die already you worthless POS
 
2021-05-06 4:37:09 PM  
Well, in Kentucky they say/ That Mitch's bunghole grew three sizes that day/ And then the true meaning of GOP came though/ And Mitch found the strength of ten Mitches plus two.
 
2021-05-06 4:40:13 PM  
I dunno, I think he's more in to screwing the country.
 
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