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2021-05-06 3:30:59 AM  
Look, guys, let me explain how it works as simply as I can:
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2021-05-06 6:34:28 AM  
You know, I'd say there has to be an easier way to get little old ladies who are scared all those handjobs they gave to the boys heading over to Korea has earned them a ticket to Satan's Cracker Barrel to send you the money said little old ladies would "waste" on things like food, medicine and heat in exchange for your promise of redemption, but, clearly, there is not an easier way.
 
2021-05-06 6:45:44 AM  
It must be tough being a prophet who can't even predict what happened last year
 
2021-05-06 6:48:28 AM  
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2021-05-06 6:50:30 AM  
Oh fark. No!
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2021-05-06 6:50:58 AM  
It's a bit of silliness to say "self-proclaimed prophet".

It isn't as if they peer review or are accredited.
 
2021-05-06 6:52:04 AM  
I've had it trying to "respect other people's beliefs."  Those beliefs are stupid, and the people that believe them are idiots.
 
2021-05-06 6:53:36 AM  
May they smite each other ruthlessly and mutually.
 
2021-05-06 6:57:16 AM  
That would be cool. Get all the prophets in a room and let them just fight until they come up with a plausible explain action for everything.

/ no, not 42
 
2021-05-06 6:58:18 AM  
"Who would be for stopping a recount done with 100% transparency in every step and every process? Only a thief and his den of thieves."

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2021-05-06 6:58:36 AM  
I had always hoped that the infamous pee tape would leak (and we all know it exists) just so ads could be made using censored images or video from the tape could be made mocking and humiliating the Man-child supporters. But I think these religious idiots would still ignore the fact they chose the most immoral of leaders on which to crown.

The one positive result of all this is that younger generations look at these fools, look at Man-child, and chose to turn their back on religion. He not only is killing the (R)epugnant party, but religion in US. I do thank him for that.
 
2021-05-06 7:07:01 AM  
The word you're looking for, subby, is "Profits".  These people are looking to "profit" off rubes, so they tell them whatever they think is necessary to stoke their anger, fear, or any other emotion that will get them to open their wallets.
 
2021-05-06 7:07:57 AM  
Yeah, I'll just leave this right here.

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2021-05-06 7:08:10 AM  
"Prophet community" is a phrase that neatly encompasses so much that is wrong with the US.
 
2021-05-06 7:09:31 AM  
Come on Liberty University, I expect you to do a movie about these so-called prophets like you did for this loon.

The Trump Prophecy
Youtube NbqAcDDnb1Q
 
2021-05-06 7:09:44 AM  

1funguy: That would be cool. Get all the prophets in a room and let them just fight until they come up with a plausible explain action for everything.

/ no, not 42


photo of said room:
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2021-05-06 7:16:33 AM  

Marcos P: Oh fark. No!
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Hol-eee-fark that armor must be hell around his underbunnies. No aketon or gamberson, hell not even a pair of underoos for that poor fellow's balls.

Just cleanly shaven legs terminating into a steel budgie-smuggler.  I wonder how many young boys "found their calling" from that cartridge box alone? Nttiawwt.
 
2021-05-06 7:19:37 AM  
Lock these people up in mental institutions. They are a danger to society and for democracy. It is obvious that they can't admit that they are wrong because their identity is tied so much to Trump and Christianity. If these people were to get a hold of power, it could be potentially bad, since they hint that anyone that doesn't believe as they do should convert or be dealt with. We have been ignoring the radical Christian terrorism problem for too long in America. It needs to be acknowledged, and we, as a whole, need to do our best to make sure that these fundamentalists do not attain too much power. We must outnumber them at the polls. The bad news for the Christian Right in America is that they are losing young people in droves. It turns out that tying yourself to Trump will end up destroying you. The major problem is that the more they lose their grip on power and on being the dominant cultural force, the more radical and unhinged they will become. That is the part that worries me.
 
2021-05-06 7:20:55 AM  
Prophet 1: We have to keep supporting Trump if we want to keep the money rolling in.
Prophet 2: But we can't keep saying Trump is going to be President soon because it's never going to happen. Predicting shiat that doesn't happen is like the Biblical definition of a false prophet.
Prophet 1: Our followers don't read the Bible. Or anything.
Prophet 2: Good point but at don't we have to be right sometimes to be credible fake prophets?
Prophet 1: I see you're new to the game.
 
2021-05-06 7:21:58 AM  
Their beliefs made manifest:
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2021-05-06 7:25:29 AM  
a document laying out standards for the prophetic movement, declaring, among other things, that those who refuse to abide by such standards run the risk of being designated as "false prophets."

Is the concept of accuracy included in the standards?  I mean I'd give them credit if an independent ISO Board certified than a prophet's prophecy were correct 60% of the time and allow them to call themselves a prophet.  If they can't hit the 60% mark then they're just guessing.

Also are there plans to submit this standard to ISO or some other international standards organization so it can be properly codified?
 
2021-05-06 7:28:50 AM  

Archie Goodwin: 1funguy: That would be cool. Get all the prophets in a room and let them just fight until they come up with a plausible explain action for everything.

/ no, not 42

photo of said room:
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I was thinking more along the lines of a Wrestlemania event...

...but yours works really well also...
 
2021-05-06 7:29:22 AM  

Muta: a document laying out standards for the prophetic movement, declaring, among other things, that those who refuse to abide by such standards run the risk of being designated as "false prophets."

Is the concept of accuracy included in the standards?  I mean I'd give them credit if an independent ISO Board certified than a prophet's prophecy were correct 60% of the time and allow them to call themselves a prophet.  If they can't hit the 60% mark then they're just guessing.

Also are there plans to submit this standard to ISO or some other international standards organization so it can be properly codified?


Check The DSM V, that'll explain everything.
 
2021-05-06 7:32:08 AM  

omg bbq: Marcos P: Oh fark. No!
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Hol-eee-fark that armor must be hell around his underbunnies. No aketon or gamberson, hell not even a pair of underoos for that poor fellow's balls.

Just cleanly shaven legs terminating into a steel budgie-smuggler.  I wonder how many young boys "found their calling" from that cartridge box alone? Nttiawwt.


That has to be the worst box "art" I've ever seen. The North American Mega Man 2 box is less painful, and it's pretty bad.

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2021-05-06 7:37:36 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: I've had it trying to "respect other people's beliefs."  Those beliefs are stupid, and the people that believe them are idiots.


Yeah, im done having respect for peoples idiotic delusions. Wishy thinkers have dug in their heels and refuse to acknowledge the reality around them.. fark em

Lets do everything we can to eradicate religion from modern culture... ridicule it, shame its followers and tax its temples.
 
2021-05-06 7:42:14 AM  

aagrajag: omg bbq: Marcos P: Oh fark. No!
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Hol-eee-fark that armor must be hell around his underbunnies. No aketon or gamberson, hell not even a pair of underoos for that poor fellow's balls.

Just cleanly shaven legs terminating into a steel budgie-smuggler.  I wonder how many young boys "found their calling" from that cartridge box alone? Nttiawwt.

That has to be the worst box "art" I've ever seen. The North American Mega Man 2 box is less painful, and it's pretty bad.

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See I got into the MM franchise when I was a kiddo with MM3 I believe.

He looks way too human and not the awesome cartoony vibe his later examples had on that box. I never bothered to get into MMs back-story but I always thought he was some kind of humanoid robot. The one on that box looks like he shaves twice a day and has his own seat at the local titty-bar.
 
2021-05-06 7:44:08 AM  
As I was praying today I saw a vision of DJT seated on a throne holding a golden scepter. He also had a golden crown on his head.

Any American, be they democrat or republican, religious or atheist, should be offended at the notion of America being ruled by a king.
 
2021-05-06 7:47:13 AM  
These Profits can't make themselves. They are g(R)ifts from gOD.
 
2021-05-06 7:47:37 AM  

Great_Milenko: As I was praying today I saw a vision of DJT seated on a throne holding a golden scepter. He also had a golden crown on his head.

Any American, be they democrat or republican, religious or atheist, should be offended at the notion of America being ruled by a king.


Yet here we are.

I'm pretty sure a sizable amount of Americans are all about having a king rule them as long as it's THEIR king and he punishes those "other" people more than themselves.
Self-determination is hard after all, and republicans are patently craven.
 
2021-05-06 7:54:03 AM  
The fact that there is a whole "prophet community" that exists to grift off of right wing rubes, clodhops and rurals is farking pathetic.

Right wingers, when are you people going to become serious adult people and not grift targets and titty man children?
 
2021-05-06 7:54:21 AM  
That guy is a sack full of nuts. He's also a nutsack.
 
2021-05-06 7:54:51 AM  

Great_Milenko: As I was praying today I saw a vision of DJT seated on a throne holding a golden scepter. He also had a golden crown on his head.

Any American, be they democrat or republican, religious or atheist, should be offended at the notion of America being ruled by a king.


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2021-05-06 7:58:24 AM  
There was only one prophecy that came out to be true during the last four years:
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2021-05-06 7:59:13 AM  
I mean...

Matthew 7:15

15Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
 
2021-05-06 8:01:39 AM  

Marcos P: Oh fark. No!
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I played that game when I was a kid.

Honestly, it was a pretty okay game.
 
2021-05-06 8:02:38 AM  

Stoker: Yeah, I'll just leave this right here.

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Kind of hard to accept Jeremiah claiming God didn't speak to other prophets, yet spoke to him.

Wouldn't every prophet claim that?
 
2021-05-06 8:02:53 AM  

numbers17: Marcos P: Oh fark. No!
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I played that game when I was a kid.

Honestly, it was a pretty okay game.


It looks like a Zelda clone.
 
2021-05-06 8:07:57 AM  
"a collection of conservative Christian leaders recently signed on to a document laying out standards for the prophetic movement, declaring, among other things, that those who refuse to abide by such standards run the risk of being designated as "false prophets."

If they actually believed the Bible the "standards" would look something like this:

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2021-05-06 8:09:17 AM  

Target Builder: "a collection of conservative Christian leaders recently signed on to a document laying out standards for the prophetic movement, declaring, among other things, that those who refuse to abide by such standards run the risk of being designated as "false prophets."

If they actually believed the Bible the "standards" would look something like this:

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Holy dog dicks they really wonked out the perspective on that left eye/targeting laser/thing.
 
2021-05-06 8:11:23 AM  
Prophets make profits. The only ones worth listening to weren't talking about Trump. They were pushing dogecoin 🐕 💰 📈
 
2021-05-06 8:11:27 AM  

Stoker: Yeah, I'll just leave this right here.

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Yeah, but who cares what some bullfrog says?
 
2021-05-06 8:14:17 AM  

omg bbq: Target Builder: "a collection of conservative Christian leaders recently signed on to a document laying out standards for the prophetic movement, declaring, among other things, that those who refuse to abide by such standards run the risk of being designated as "false prophets."

If they actually believed the Bible the "standards" would look something like this:

[i.pinimg.com image 599x599]

Holy dog dicks they really wonked out the perspective on that left eye/targeting laser/thing.


Are you the second guy in this thread to be surprised that in the days before CG they drew things by hand and they looked like crap?
 
2021-05-06 8:15:55 AM  

Great_Milenko: As I was praying today I saw a vision of DJT seated on a throne holding a golden scepter. He also had a golden crown on his head.

Any American, be they democrat or republican, religious or atheist, should be offended at the notion of America being ruled by a king.


Republicans have been wanting a king since Reagan, at least.
 
2021-05-06 8:16:51 AM  
The answer from God to the question of when is- SOON. Do I have a date on that SOON? No, I don't.

Reminded me of this:

Ira come back!!
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2021-05-06 8:17:12 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: I've had it trying to "respect other people's beliefs."  Those beliefs are stupid, and the people that believe them are idiots.


I've thought for a long time that the eventual "civil war" coming in America won't be black v. white, or north v. south or even rich v. poor, but intelligence versus ignorance.  For way too long this nation has coddled ignorance in so many forms, and now we're expected to coddle outright false information.  It's not arguing for or against the existence of a god, it's people straight up lying about verifiable facts.  And a lot of people are sick of putting up with it.
 
2021-05-06 8:20:19 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: omg bbq: Target Builder: "a collection of conservative Christian leaders recently signed on to a document laying out standards for the prophetic movement, declaring, among other things, that those who refuse to abide by such standards run the risk of being designated as "false prophets."

If they actually believed the Bible the "standards" would look something like this:

[i.pinimg.com image 599x599]

Holy dog dicks they really wonked out the perspective on that left eye/targeting laser/thing.

Are you the second guy in this thread to be surprised that in the days before CG they drew things by hand and they looked like crap?


Not made with CG:
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2021-05-06 8:21:11 AM  
Maybe they could be extradicted to Great Britian and tried for heresy by the Crown.
 
2021-05-06 8:22:35 AM  

omg bbq: Great_Milenko: As I was praying today I saw a vision of DJT seated on a throne holding a golden scepter. He also had a golden crown on his head.

Any American, be they democrat or republican, religious or atheist, should be offended at the notion of America being ruled by a king.

Yet here we are.

I'm pretty sure a sizable amount of Americans are all about having a king rule them as long as it's THEIR king and he punishes those "other" people more than themselves.
Self-determination is hard after all, and republicans are patently craven.


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2021-05-06 8:27:03 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: omg bbq: Target Builder: "a collection of conservative Christian leaders recently signed on to a document laying out standards for the prophetic movement, declaring, among other things, that those who refuse to abide by such standards run the risk of being designated as "false prophets."

If they actually believed the Bible the "standards" would look something like this:

[i.pinimg.com image 599x599]

Holy dog dicks they really wonked out the perspective on that left eye/targeting laser/thing.

Are you the second guy in this thread to be surprised that in the days before CG they drew things by hand and they looked like crap?


Lol I grew up with hand-drawn art I was even a (shiatty) artist myself growing up and went to enough art classes to learn how to position things so they confirm with perspective.

That drawing as a whole is just... bad.  I take it seriously since as a 40k nerd's-nerd I know that there is some great art out there and I'm confused as to why the artist spent so much time making a Sarah Huckabee space marine.
 
2021-05-06 8:27:40 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: brainlordmesomorph: omg bbq: Target Builder: "a collection of conservative Christian leaders recently signed on to a document laying out standards for the prophetic movement, declaring, among other things, that those who refuse to abide by such standards run the risk of being designated as "false prophets."

If they actually believed the Bible the "standards" would look something like this:

[i.pinimg.com image 599x599]

Holy dog dicks they really wonked out the perspective on that left eye/targeting laser/thing.

Are you the second guy in this thread to be surprised that in the days before CG they drew things by hand and they looked like crap?

Not made with CG:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x1266]


yeah, also not a video game box.

/they call that one a masterpiece for a reason
 
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