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2021-05-05 8:08:35 PM  
I oft glance at human ink.
And wonder why they stain the pink.
That which is painful to erase.
And has become so commonplace
I have to wonder, did they think,
Or was it a whim, and now it stinks.
 
2021-05-05 8:42:43 PM  
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2021-05-05 8:43:21 PM  
Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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2021-05-05 8:49:54 PM  
You are not my boss
 
2021-05-05 8:56:22 PM  
Odd advice from such a fun guy.
 
2021-05-05 9:03:03 PM  

Tman144: Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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"I look like a toddler that went to prison."
 
2021-05-05 9:20:09 PM  
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He should leave Notorious RBG.
 
2021-05-05 9:20:34 PM  
It's like he chose his tattoos by throwing darts at flash art on the walls, while he's blind folded and spinning around. My tattoos are random, but not like his.
 
2021-05-05 9:26:03 PM  
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Nice tramp stamp.
 
2021-05-05 9:28:53 PM  
Oblig:

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2021-05-05 9:40:01 PM  
Step one, don't be a dipshiat.

There is no step two.
 
2021-05-05 9:49:51 PM  

Tman144: Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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Show a male's nipples and it's all good. Show a female's nipples and it's the end of the world.
 
2021-05-05 9:57:57 PM  
Dude looks like a desk in detention. More ink than a Weinstein NDA and put to worse use. It's like some 4chan meme-tard ejaculated on his chest. His whole body looks like some sh*tty kid's drawing that parents put on the fridge but then tell their friends it was there when they moved in.
 
2021-05-05 10:01:10 PM  
why is any ny post link posted here? the pete davidson hate here is weird.
 
2021-05-05 10:03:27 PM  

Tman144: Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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It's like a sitcom took a dump on his chest
 
2021-05-05 10:16:44 PM  
Man, I should buy my body some ice-cream and then spend some time pleasuring it for not being that body.
 
2021-05-05 10:26:36 PM  

Tman144: Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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2021-05-05 10:29:59 PM  
All right! They found yet another way to wedge this hack into the news again!
 
2021-05-05 10:43:53 PM  
Some ragrets.
 
2021-05-05 10:44:07 PM  
I think he's talented but not often used in the best way on SNL.
 
2021-05-05 10:56:31 PM  

AteMyBrain: All right! They found yet another way to wedge this hack into the news again!


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More than 1 attractive/ famous woman has dated him. He has a semi high profile job. He makes money doing what he seems to enjoy.

Do you also shiat on people that like plain cheese pizza? Or drink vanilla shakes.?

God forbid someone drinks Captin Morgan.

How do these mass appeal things become a sucess?
 
2021-05-05 10:59:56 PM  

AlfalfaMale: Dude looks like a desk in detention. More ink than a Weinstein NDA and put to worse use. It's like some 4chan meme-tard ejaculated on his chest. His whole body looks like some sh*tty kid's drawing that parents put on the fridge but then tell their friends it was there when they moved in.


I don't hate the guy.... but the "desk in detention" comparison is very apt.
 
2021-05-05 11:04:15 PM  

Bot v2.38beta: AteMyBrain: All right! They found yet another way to wedge this hack into the news again!

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More than 1 attractive/ famous woman has dated him. He has a semi high profile job. He makes money doing what he seems to enjoy.

Do you also shiat on people that like plain cheese pizza? Or drink vanilla shakes.?

God forbid someone drinks Captin Morgan.

How do these mass appeal things become a sucess?


I could go for a Captain Morgain Spiced Rum and vanilla milkshake right now...
 
2021-05-05 11:04:28 PM  

Michael J Faux: AlfalfaMale: Dude looks like a desk in detention. More ink than a Weinstein NDA and put to worse use. It's like some 4chan meme-tard ejaculated on his chest. His whole body looks like some sh*tty kid's drawing that parents put on the fridge but then tell their friends it was there when they moved in.

I don't hate the guy.... but the "desk in detention" comparison is very apt.


I concur
 
2021-05-05 11:06:26 PM  
I mean come at least he could get tattoo removal on the butthole tattoos around his eyes.
 
2021-05-05 11:07:58 PM  
He is a turd.
 
2021-05-05 11:14:08 PM  

Pipkin E: Bot v2.38beta: AteMyBrain: All right! They found yet another way to wedge this hack into the news again!

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More than 1 attractive/ famous woman has dated him. He has a semi high profile job. He makes money doing what he seems to enjoy.

Do you also shiat on people that like plain cheese pizza? Or drink vanilla shakes.?

God forbid someone drinks Captin Morgan.

How do these mass appeal things become a sucess?

I could go for a Captain Morgain Spiced Rum and vanilla milkshake right now...


damn. now i wanna mix the two together
 
2021-05-05 11:23:21 PM  

Tman144: Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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Yeah. I like tattoos, and heavily tattooed men can be sexy as faaaaark, but his just look stupid. He looks like one of those old clip art books.
 
2021-05-06 12:44:16 AM  

I should be in the kitchen: Tman144: Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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Yeah. I like tattoos, and heavily tattooed men can be sexy as faaaaark, but his just look stupid. He looks like one of those old clip art books.


I figure he just hung out somewhere for a few months with a sign that said, "Tattoo whatever you want!"  Kinda like those public-accessible art murals where people can just come by and paint whatever
 
2021-05-06 1:20:22 AM  

Social Justice Warlock: Some ragrets.


Great googly moogly
 
2021-05-06 1:21:52 AM  
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At least this guy had a theme to the desk in detention look.
 
2021-05-06 1:23:16 AM  

Louis Toolz: He is a turd.


I never really cared, but then I caught some of his skits and stand up. His tattoos are dumb af, but dude is pretty damn funny.
 
2021-05-06 2:20:08 AM  
This is not the advice from Pete Davidson I was looking for.
 
2021-05-06 2:31:03 AM  
Tats used to be edgy now everyone got em and no one cares, it's the edgelord thing now to NOT have any tattoo's.
 
2021-05-06 2:39:51 AM  

abiigdog: Tats used to be edgy now everyone got em and no one cares, it's the edgelord thing now to NOT have any tattoo's.


I've spent my entire life not getting any tattoos.  Or piercings.  Or amputations.

/despite being very drunk, very often
 
2021-05-06 3:20:45 AM  

Bot v2.38beta: Do you also shiat on people that like plain cheese pizza?


I don't eat red meat, so to be easy, whenever my friends and I are ordering a bunch of pizzas, we always get 1 plain cheese (or extra cheese depending on where we go). Every farking time that pizza is the first one to go. People always think they want fancy pizzas or even just pepperoni when they are ordering, but when actually face-to-face with a plain cheese, people realize that's all they ever really wanted.
 
2021-05-06 4:20:51 AM  

I should be in the kitchen: Tman144: Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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Yeah. I like tattoos, and heavily tattooed men can be sexy as faaaaark, but his just look stupid. He looks like one of those old clip art books.


It's better than his back.

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2021-05-06 4:49:09 AM  

Tman144: Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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there are myriad types of tattoos and myriad reasons people have to get them.  trashy ironic tats are a very common theme
 
2021-05-06 4:55:00 AM  

JudgeSmails: why is any ny post link posted here? the pete davidson hate here is weird.


considering the nexus of his documented ill mental health, his tattoo fetish and the fact he consistently seen in the company of some very fine ladies, and you have yourself an obvious target for the incel shut-in types here on Fark
 
2021-05-06 6:50:57 AM  
Go slobber over Musk's cock some more, junkie.
 
2021-05-06 7:30:58 AM  

Bot v2.38beta: God forbid someone drinks Captin Morgan.


Pusser's rum, or I ain't drinkin' it.
 
2021-05-06 7:33:33 AM  

bughunter: abiigdog: Tats used to be edgy now everyone got em and no one cares, it's the edgelord thing now to NOT have any tattoo's.

I've spent my entire life not getting any tattoos.  Or piercings.  Or amputations.

/despite being very drunk, very often


Meh.  I got one, and I got it while sober.

It's a couple of hearts pierced by a single arrow with my name and the name of the distaffbopper on a scroll.

I got that tattoo in 1993.   We're still together.
 
2021-05-06 8:21:27 AM  
Many permanent reminders of many temporary notions going on there.
 
2021-05-06 9:29:38 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I should be in the kitchen: Tman144: Jesus Christ, those are some terrible tattoos.
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Yeah. I like tattoos, and heavily tattooed men can be sexy as faaaaark, but his just look stupid. He looks like one of those old clip art books.

It's better than his back.

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It's funny.  She's actually a Farkette and while the star and tramp stamp is real, the Kelly ones aren't.

Neither her legal first name or nickname is Kelly.
 
2021-05-06 10:44:04 AM  

JudgeSmails: why is any ny post link posted here?


They don't have a paywall. That is what is allowed.
 
2021-05-06 10:59:28 AM  
i can't imagine mushrooms and holding still for a prolonged period going together at. all.
that sounds like a punishment.  and a waste of mushrooms.
 
2021-05-06 11:44:47 AM  
As much as they like to claim it's about art, I'd wager 90% of people who get them treat it more like bumper stickers for their body.
 
2021-05-06 1:25:34 PM  
I asked the guy who did my tattoo years ago if there were any he would NOT do.  He said he wouldn't do racist/white power BS, didn't recommend the name of a lover/spouse because inevitably he'd have to cover it, and would not, under any circumstances, tattoo someone who was under the influence of drugs or alcohol.  I guess that last part is not SOP in tattoo parlors?
 
2021-05-06 2:01:23 PM  

abiigdog: Tats used to be edgy now everyone got em and no one cares, it's the edgelord thing now to NOT have any tattoo's.


We tried to warn you idiots but it was easier to let time do the work for us.
 
2021-05-06 2:10:43 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: We tried to warn you idiots but it was easier to let time do the work for us.


The most fun at Walmart is seeing the saggy middle-aged people barely covering their poor choices.

Well, that and the cheap butter.
 
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