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(Twitter)   "Don't mind me, I'm just playing a game with a seagull of who can be the biggest King Asshole of the bird community. Am I winning?"   (twitter.com) divider line
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1391 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 05 May 2021 at 9:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-05-05 9:05:35 AM  
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2021-05-05 10:05:45 AM  
It would be funny if the bird tried to fly off, but couldn't because his little dirty birdie feet were cement-blocked.
 
2021-05-05 10:05:46 AM  
 
2021-05-05 10:08:16 AM  
I once saw a seagull attack and kill a pigeon.  I think seagulls win.
 
2021-05-05 10:17:14 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: I once saw a seagull attack and kill a pigeon.  I think seagulls win.


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2021-05-05 10:25:14 AM  

ZMugg: JasonOfOrillia: I once saw a seagull attack and kill a pigeon.  I think seagulls win.

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Pigeon vs Seagull is land-rat versus sea-rat.
 
2021-05-05 11:23:14 AM  

SPARC Pile: ZMugg: JasonOfOrillia: I once saw a seagull attack and kill a pigeon.  I think seagulls win.

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Pigeon vs Seagull is

winged land-rat versus winged sea-rat.

FTFY
 
2021-05-05 12:03:44 PM  
If that's a mobbed up construction site the bird already fitted itself with cement shoes...
 
2021-05-05 12:05:55 PM  
Next time you're at a gas station, and you can see just 1 single gull sitting on a roof or a light pole or something, buy some hotdog buns and toss it some.
 
2021-05-05 12:12:44 PM  

arrogantbastich: Next time you're at a gas station, and you can see just 1 single gull sitting on a roof or a light pole or something, buy some hotdog buns and toss it some.


Why would I want to feed the vermin?
 
2021-05-05 12:44:53 PM  
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2021-05-05 12:47:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: arrogantbastich: Next time you're at a gas station, and you can see just 1 single gull sitting on a roof or a light pole or something, buy some hotdog buns and toss it some.

Why would I want to feed the vermin?


No, try it.
 
2021-05-05 12:47:34 PM  
LOL, pigeon ain't care.
 
2021-05-05 1:03:05 PM  

arrogantbastich: Next time you're at a gas station, and you can see just 1 single gull sitting on a roof or a light pole or something, buy some hotdog buns and toss it some.


You forgot a very, Very, VERY important addition to that sentence.

/and that is, "Then RUN motherfarker - do not look back, do not stop, just farking run like your name is Gump."
 
2021-05-05 1:59:33 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: arrogantbastich: Next time you're at a gas station, and you can see just 1 single gull sitting on a roof or a light pole or something, buy some hotdog buns and toss it some.

You forgot a very, Very, VERY important addition to that sentence.

/and that is, "Then RUN motherfarker - do not look back, do not stop, just farking run like your name is Gump."


SHUT. THE. fark. UP.
 
2021-05-05 1:59:52 PM  
So which one is king shiat of fark mountain?
 
2021-05-05 2:09:42 PM  
Anyone who thinks that seagulls are King Asshole of the bird community has never met geese.
 
2021-05-05 3:07:50 PM  

Combustion: It would be funny if the bird tried to fly off, but couldn't because his little dirty birdie feet were cement-blocked.


Or flew off with the entire slab.
 
2021-05-05 3:39:49 PM  
I'd scrawl 'Daffy wuz here' in the bottom corner.
 
2021-05-05 8:12:07 PM  

arrogantbastich: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: arrogantbastich: Next time you're at a gas station, and you can see just 1 single gull sitting on a roof or a light pole or something, buy some hotdog buns and toss it some.

You forgot a very, Very, VERY important addition to that sentence.

/and that is, "Then RUN motherfarker - do not look back, do not stop, just farking run like your name is Gump."

SHUT. THE. fark. UP.


I've never heard of this one... What happens?
 
2021-05-06 1:37:58 AM  

Kiler: arrogantbastich: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: arrogantbastich: Next time you're at a gas station, and you can see just 1 single gull sitting on a roof or a light pole or something, buy some hotdog buns and toss it some.

You forgot a very, Very, VERY important addition to that sentence.

/and that is, "Then RUN motherfarker - do not look back, do not stop, just farking run like your name is Gump."

SHUT. THE. fark. UP.

I've never heard of this one... What happens?


My wild guess is that 1000 suddenly show up.
 
2021-05-06 8:35:24 AM  

FarkingChas: Kiler: arrogantbastich: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: arrogantbastich: Next time you're at a gas station, and you can see just 1 single gull sitting on a roof or a light pole or something, buy some hotdog buns and toss it some.

You forgot a very, Very, VERY important addition to that sentence.

/and that is, "Then RUN motherfarker - do not look back, do not stop, just farking run like your name is Gump."

SHUT. THE. fark. UP.

I've never heard of this one... What happens?

My wild guess is that 1000 suddenly show up.


TRY IT.
 
2021-05-06 7:55:36 PM  
I thought you tossed them alka seltzer
 
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