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6 days ago  
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Virus cases so low that LA and San Francisco can move into California's least restrictive tier for business operations.
 
6 days ago  
What Shopping Was Like During The Victorian Era | Turn Back Time: The High Street | Absolute History
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6 days ago  
On this May 4 may you live long and prosper.
 
6 days ago  
Hey hey!
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6 days ago  
https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/​1​389671282078371842?s=19

A federal judge ordered the release of a memo used by former AG Bill Barr to justify his decision not to prosecute former Pres. Trump for obstruction of justice rising from the Russia investigation. Judge Jackson has given Biden's DOJ 2 wks to respond to order.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/138​9​565587303632900?s=20

Biggest signal yet Cheney could be gone soon from leadership. Kevin McCarthy this AM: "I have heard from members, concerned about her ability to carry out the job as conference chair, to carry out the message. We all need to be working as one, if we're able to win the majority."

McCarthy: "I haven't heard members concerned about her vote on impeachment, it's more concerned about the ability to do (the job.) And what's our best step forward that we could all work together instead of attacking one another."
 
6 days ago  
Jake Sherman on "Deadline: White House" a short time ago said it's looking likely there will be a vote next week to strip Liz Cheney of her various leadership roles.
 
6 days ago  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [64.media.tumblr.com image 540x518]


A coworker mentioned to me that kids today would pronounce "#include" as "hashtag-include", and I felt a distinct wash of sadness.
 
6 days ago  
Republican governor hopeful John Cox brought out a bear as a prop for his California recall election campaign event on Tuesday.

About that bear...

https://twitter.com/natashaldaly/stat​u​s/1389655341781114884?s=20

This bear is named Tag. He's a male Kodiak bear owned by Steve Martin's Working Wildlife. Martin rents out animals for use in entertainment and has been cited by the USDA dozens of times since the mid-90s for failure to provide proper care (veterinary, housing, food) for animals.
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: Republican governor hopeful John Cox brought out a bear as a prop for his California recall election campaign event on Tuesday.

About that bear...

https://twitter.com/natashaldaly/statu​s/1389655341781114884?s=20

This bear is named Tag. He's a male Kodiak bear owned by Steve Martin's Working Wildlife. Martin rents out animals for use in entertainment and has been cited by the USDA dozens of times since the mid-90s for failure to provide proper care (veterinary, housing, food) for animals.


For the record, it's not THAT Steve Martin.
 
6 days ago  
Happy Cinco de Cuatro!
 
6 days ago  
Marainne Faithful. Dear God Plaese Help Me.
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Found this short read on /r/lovecraft if you want a break from the modern world: A Night with the Missus: H.P. Lovecraft in Greenwich Village. I will only raise a brow and chortle at one overly-general assertion: "He also enjoying experiencing New York with his wife, Sonia H. Greene." Haha. No.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Sup?
 
6 days ago  
Evening everyone. I hope you are all well.
 
6 days ago  
I'm glad I'm old.

If we had remote learning instead of snow days, I would have freaked.
 
6 days ago  

dhcmrlchtdj: Found this short read on /r/lovecraft if you want a break from the modern world: A Night with the Missus: H.P. Lovecraft in Greenwich Village. I will only raise a brow and chortle at one overly-general assertion: "He also enjoying experiencing New York with his wife, Sonia H. Greene." Haha. No.


I am currently reading a bit about Lovecraft so this is relevant to my interests. Thanks, and yes, I doubt that "enjoyed" is the best choice of words there
 
6 days ago  

dhcmrlchtdj: Sarah Jessica Farker: [64.media.tumblr.com image 540x518]

A coworker mentioned to me that kids today would pronounce "#include" as "hashtag-include", and I felt a distinct wash of sadness.


Well, the kids can #sand
 
6 days ago  

freddyV: I'm glad I'm old.

If we had remote learning instead of snow days, I would have freaked.


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Especially since back in those days, you wouldn't have even known what the f*ck a laptop or the internet is!

/Ahoy-hoy and happy Tuesday everybody
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: Jake Sherman on "Deadline: White House" a short time ago said it's looking likely there will be a vote next week to strip Liz Cheney of her various leadership roles.


Yet they will still be to cowardly to say why: her refusal to parrot THE LIE that Trump won.
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: JulieAzel626: Republican governor hopeful John Cox brought out a bear as a prop for his California recall election campaign event on Tuesday.

About that bear...

https://twitter.com/natashaldaly/statu​s/1389655341781114884?s=20

This bear is named Tag. He's a male Kodiak bear owned by Steve Martin's Working Wildlife. Martin rents out animals for use in entertainment and has been cited by the USDA dozens of times since the mid-90s for failure to provide proper care (veterinary, housing, food) for animals.

For the record, it's not THAT Steve Martin.


Oh, excuse me.
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: On this May 4 may you live long and prosper.


Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones" - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"
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So anyway many moons ago the local goth night fell on May the Fourth and I convinced the people behind it to make it Star Wars Night.

I showed up as Angry Westboro Baptist Church Spock with "Q HATES JEDI" "and "MIDICHLORIANS ARE SPACE AIDS" signs etcetera...

Lol maximum trolling!
 
6 days ago  
12 volt wiring from the camper into the house
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Doesn't seem like much but we now have device charging and bright-ass lights in the house.

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Another step closer to moving out of the dank camper.
 
6 days ago  
AP:

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu fails to form government, putting his political future in question.
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: AP:

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu fails to form government, putting his political future in question.


Not a repeat from the last two years.
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: AP:

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu fails to form government, putting his political future in question.


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6 days ago  
Someone clued me into a really interesting series called Milgram. The audience takes the role of a prison guard who must decide the fate of ten prisoners. Each is responsible for someone's death. The story unfolds through music videos based off of the prisoners' perception of themselves & their acts.

Who do you let go? The guy who tracked down & murdered an opponent in an MMO? The girl who killed a lover in a "gay panic?" The girl who was raised in a cult & can't tell real people from fictional characters? (all my current guesses, I might be wrong)

The audience votes to decide their fate, but they all get 3 music videos by the end.

Here's the most recent video, which really.got to me:

MILGRAM -ミルグラム- / アマネ「おまじない」第一審MV
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(Turn on CC)
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: JulieAzel626: AP:

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu fails to form government, putting his political future in question.

Not a repeat from the last two years.


No kidding. He's a G D golem.
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
6 days ago  
Progress!!!

Heard back from Klob's intern, and I now have a tracking number! Amusing that the State Dept recognises how f*cked the USPS is and is sending it via UPS Next Day Air.

So meow I'm on the phone with the airline to see how much heinous f*ckery is involved in cancelling my outbound flight but keeping the return flight & shuttle.

Meanwhile, mashing Refresh on the UPS tracking page like
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6 days ago  

TBC: Progress!!!

Heard back from Klob's intern, and I now have a tracking number! Amusing that the State Dept recognises how f*cked the USPS is and is sending it via UPS Next Day Air.

So meow I'm on the phone with the airline to see how much heinous f*ckery is involved in cancelling my outbound flight but keeping the return flight & shuttle.

Meanwhile, mashing Refresh on the UPS tracking page like
[i.imgur.com image 437x430]


That's good news!

/maybe I'll look for the website to start renewal of mine
//or be an ass and procrastinate for no farking reason
 
6 days ago  
https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/statu​s​/1389697101907517447?s=19

AG Garland presses Congress for increased funding on a variety of Justice Dept. priorities, including combating domestic terrorism, protecting civil rights, prosecuting hate crimes and battling the opioid epidemic.
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/statu​s​/1389697101907517447?s=19

AG Garland presses Congress for increased funding on a variety of Justice Dept. priorities, including combating domestic terrorism, protecting civil rights, prosecuting hate crimes and battling the opioid epidemic.


Get it before 2022, when the House Repuglicans zero out the DOJ budget.
 
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6 days ago  

dr_blasto: TBC: Progress!!!

Heard back from Klob's intern, and I now have a tracking number! Amusing that the State Dept recognises how f*cked the USPS is and is sending it via UPS Next Day Air.

So meow I'm on the phone with the airline to see how much heinous f*ckery is involved in cancelling my outbound flight but keeping the return flight & shuttle.

Meanwhile, mashing Refresh on the UPS tracking page like
[i.imgur.com image 437x430]

That's good news!

/maybe I'll look for the website to start renewal of mine
//or be an ass and procrastinate for no farking reason


Don't be an ass. Make with the clicky.
 
6 days ago  
Derek Chauvn files motion for new trial, alleging jury misconduct, according to NBC News.
 
6 days ago  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: JulieAzel626: JulieAzel626: Republican governor hopeful John Cox brought out a bear as a prop for his California recall election campaign event on Tuesday.

About that bear...

https://twitter.com/natashaldaly/statu​s/1389655341781114884?s=20

This bear is named Tag. He's a male Kodiak bear owned by Steve Martin's Working Wildlife. Martin rents out animals for use in entertainment and has been cited by the USDA dozens of times since the mid-90s for failure to provide proper care (veterinary, housing, food) for animals.

For the record, it's not THAT Steve Martin.

Oh, excuse me.


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6 days ago  
I just watched the top of the first farking inning of the CO Rockies game.  Score:  10-0 SF Giants.
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: Derek Chauvn files motion for new trial, alleging jury misconduct, according to NBC News.


Derek Chauvn's legal team claims his ability to have a fair trial was affected by pretrial publicly.
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: JulieAzel626: Derek Chauvn files motion for new trial, alleging jury misconduct, according to NBC News.

Derek Chauvn's legal team claims his ability to have a fair trial was affected by pretrial publicly.


A sign his lawyer has multiple functioning brain cells, nothing more. Any lawyer would file the same, but it's unlikely to succeed.
 
6 days ago  

JulieAzel626: JulieAzel626: Derek Chauvn files motion for new trial, alleging jury misconduct, according to NBC News.

Derek Chauvn's legal team claims his ability to have a fair trial was affected by pretrial publicly.


In my view, Chauvn's legal team signed off on the jury when they started with opening statements. But like I said, JMHO.
 
6 days ago  

TBC: dr_blasto: TBC: Progress!!!

Heard back from Klob's intern, and I now have a tracking number! Amusing that the State Dept recognises how f*cked the USPS is and is sending it via UPS Next Day Air.

So meow I'm on the phone with the airline to see how much heinous f*ckery is involved in cancelling my outbound flight but keeping the return flight & shuttle.

Meanwhile, mashing Refresh on the UPS tracking page like
[i.imgur.com image 437x430]

That's good news!

/maybe I'll look for the website to start renewal of mine
//or be an ass and procrastinate for no farking reason

Don't be an ass. Make with the clicky.


IMMA DO IT TONIGHT! Just gotta dig out my passport tonight and get the stuff mailed tomorrow - I'm pretty sure I'm in that 5-year window for mail renewal.
 
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6 days ago  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: JulieAzel626: JulieAzel626: Derek Chauvn files motion for new trial, alleging jury misconduct, according to NBC News.

Derek Chauvn's legal team claims his ability to have a fair trial was affected by pretrial publicly.

In my view, Chauvn's legal team signed off on the jury when they started with opening statements. But like I said, JMHO.


This was all handled in voir dire, and once the jury was chosen and seated, that was it. *shrug*
 
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6 days ago  

dr_blasto: TBC: dr_blasto: TBC: Progress!!!

Heard back from Klob's intern, and I now have a tracking number! Amusing that the State Dept recognises how f*cked the USPS is and is sending it via UPS Next Day Air.

So meow I'm on the phone with the airline to see how much heinous f*ckery is involved in cancelling my outbound flight but keeping the return flight & shuttle.

Meanwhile, mashing Refresh on the UPS tracking page like
[i.imgur.com image 437x430]

That's good news!

/maybe I'll look for the website to start renewal of mine
//or be an ass and procrastinate for no farking reason

Don't be an ass. Make with the clicky.

IMMA DO IT TONIGHT! Just gotta dig out my passport tonight and get the stuff mailed tomorrow - I'm pretty sure I'm in that 5-year window for mail renewal.


YOU CAN DO EEEEEET! Walgreens has fast turnaround on fresh photos, too. That's where I went. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: JulieAzel626: JulieAzel626: Derek Chauvn files motion for new trial, alleging jury misconduct, according to NBC News.

Derek Chauvn's legal team claims his ability to have a fair trial was affected by pretrial publicly.

In my view, Chauvn's legal team signed off on the jury when they started with opening statements. But like I said, JMHO.


Convicted Felon Derek Chauvin can fark right off.
 
6 days ago  
Jeopardy!, Swears Edition

CONTESTANT: I'll take Holy farking shiat for 500, motherfarker.
HOST: This shiatty farking incident occurred near Harrisburg, Pennsylfarkingvania.
CONTESTANT: [buzzes in] What the fark is Three Mile Island?
HOST: You're goddamnright.

/Procrastinating doing work
 
6 days ago  

ski9600: I just watched the top of the first farking inning of the CO Rockies game.  Score:  10-0 SF Giants.


Put 10 on them in the first inning? Used to hate those games. Kinda inexcusable at the pro level.
 
6 days ago  

TBC: dr_blasto: TBC: Progress!!!


That's good news!

/maybe I'll look for the website to start renewal of mine
//or be an ass and procrastinate for no farking reason

Don't be an ass. Make with the clicky.


Thanks for the link.  I need to get on this also and I can't find my most recent passport.  I do have the previous one though so I've got that going for me.   Also, have fun on your vacation!
 
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