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2021-05-04 2:02:02 PM  
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2021-05-04 2:35:58 PM  
Sure, he's not a danger to the community except that stuff about trying to overthrow the government. No biggie.
 
2021-05-04 3:18:28 PM  
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2021-05-04 3:45:43 PM  
Send him to The DB
 
2021-05-04 3:47:29 PM  
Now I have that song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, Subby.
 
2021-05-04 3:49:58 PM  
I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.
 
2021-05-04 3:50:11 PM  
Good

Jerk
 
2021-05-04 3:51:20 PM  
And still no charges against trump for inciting the attempted insurrection.
Or that punk Hawley.
 
2021-05-04 3:52:12 PM  
Oh, you're a veteran and served several overseas assignments? That's super great. Really. Thanks for your service.

Now fark off. All that "good" you did is gone.
 
2021-05-04 3:52:33 PM  

emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.


I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.
 
2021-05-04 3:54:52 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.


Zip tie guy and the hangman's noose were all just props in a large theatrical production?  GFTO.

Username checks out x1000
 
2021-05-04 3:55:22 PM  

Trik: And still no charges against trump for inciting the attempted insurrection.
Or that punk Hawley.


Pretty sure there was an impeachment trial over it. That's not enough for you, though. You want a criminal trial with a jury free of "trump people" so you can get the outcome you want.
 
2021-05-04 3:57:31 PM  

emersonbiggins: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

Zip tie guy and the hangman's noose were all just props in a large theatrical production?  GFTO.

Username checks out x1000


Who were they going to hang? All of congress with 1 noose?
 
2021-05-04 3:57:35 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: Trik: And still no charges against trump for inciting the attempted insurrection.
Or that punk Hawley.

Pretty sure there was an impeachment trial over it. That's not enough for you, though. You want a criminal trial with a jury free of "trump people" so you can get the outcome you want.


Ah yes, the one where McConnell delayed it until Trump was out of office and then declared it superfluous since he was out of office.  Such courage.  Not a banana republic here, no sir.
 
2021-05-04 3:58:57 PM  

mercator_psi: Oh, you're a veteran and served several overseas assignments? That's super great. Really. Thanks for your service.

Now fark off. All that "good" you did is gone.


Or, as they say (said?) in the Army; "One Oh shiat can erase a thousand attaboys".
 
2021-05-04 3:59:05 PM  
We've got video & photos of the guy bludgeoning a cop with a flagpole. With that in evidence, him being a military vet becomes more of a reason to hold him without bail, not less of one.
 
2021-05-04 3:59:27 PM  
Conservatives:storm the capital, cause mass fear to those congress people we love so much, and take pictures and loot. then say it was their right.

Liberals : Riot in the cities,burn down buildings, set cars on fire, loot, block freeways and then get upset when they get run over.


Both sides have their idiots.
 
2021-05-04 3:59:41 PM  

emersonbiggins: DumbTrumpSupporter: Trik: And still no charges against trump for inciting the attempted insurrection.
Or that punk Hawley.

Pretty sure there was an impeachment trial over it. That's not enough for you, though. You want a criminal trial with a jury free of "trump people" so you can get the outcome you want.

Ah yes, the one where McConnell delayed it until Trump was out of office and then declared it superfluous since he was out of office.  Such courage.  Not a banana republic here, no sir.


I DIDN'T GET WHAT I WANTED, BANANA REPUBLIC!!!!
 
2021-05-04 4:00:18 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

Zip tie guy and the hangman's noose were all just props in a large theatrical production?  GFTO.

Username checks out x1000

Who were they going to hang? All of congress with 1 noose?


All the times you need to reload a noose

/get a load of this guy
 
2021-05-04 4:01:41 PM  

stevenvictx: Conservatives:storm the capital, cause mass fear to those congress people we love so much, and take pictures and loot. then say it was their right.

Liberals : Riot in the cities,burn down buildings, set cars on fire, loot, block freeways and then get upset when they get run over.


Both sides have their idiots.


well at least you know how stupid you sound
Narrator: he doesn't know
 
2021-05-04 4:01:44 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.


I doubt it also, but for a different reason.  The TIOTFP has a long record of forgetting what anyone did for him once it was done.  Once he's taken what he can, what he wants, he casts aside the agent and finds new ones.  All the while prepared to invoke the NDA.  I think any of these terrorists, had they succeeded, would be surprised to find that they wouldn't even get a comped drink at the T***p Hotel.
 
2021-05-04 4:03:10 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.


They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.
 
2021-05-04 4:03:38 PM  
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This guy is retired SF and he wore the flag of Georgia (the country) on his kit?

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2021-05-04 4:06:02 PM  

thehobbes: Wait-[gannett-cdn.com image 850x478]

This guy is retired SF and he wore the flag of Georgia (the country) on his kit?

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We're also supposed to believe he wore that gear just for personal safety and had no plans to engage in a riot that day. 😂
 
2021-05-04 4:07:49 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: Trik: And still no charges against trump for inciting the attempted insurrection.
Or that punk Hawley.

Pretty sure there was an impeachment trial over it. That's not enough for you, though. You want a criminal trial with a jury free of "trump people" so you can get the outcome you want.


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2021-05-04 4:07:57 PM  
His lawyers said McKellop attended Trump's rally with a friend and they did not intend on rioting.

And yet, somehow they DID, end up rioting, so clearly at some point they must have found themselves doing it and did not stop.

Some crimes don't require a prior intent, you know? Just that you be conscious of your actions.
 
2021-05-04 4:09:34 PM  

Mrtraveler01: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.


That's where our opinions differ. This was not a secure election. About half the country feels this way. I don't think it's a matter of intelligence, I think it's a lack of trust in people that probably shouldn't be trusted anyway.
 
2021-05-04 4:10:35 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: DumbTrumpSupporter: Trik: And still no charges against trump for inciting the attempted insurrection.
Or that punk Hawley.

Pretty sure there was an impeachment trial over it. That's not enough for you, though. You want a criminal trial with a jury free of "trump people" so you can get the outcome you want.

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That trial was completely fair and impartial. That's why the Republicans kept calling Trump's defense team "our side".

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politi​cs-government/article249192105.html
 
2021-05-04 4:13:03 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: That's where our opinions differ. This was not a secure election.


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2021-05-04 4:13:25 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: DumbTrumpSupporter: Trik: And still no charges against trump for inciting the attempted insurrection.
Or that punk Hawley.

Pretty sure there was an impeachment trial over it. That's not enough for you, though. You want a criminal trial with a jury free of "trump people" so you can get the outcome you want.

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Man, back in my day, troll parody accounts were actually amusing.  This one needs to hone its craft.
 
2021-05-04 4:13:37 PM  
Wow. I was seeing if his wife filed for divorce yet (assuming his benefits are about to evaporate) and found this messed up story.

https://www.stripes.com/news/major-di​s​missed-for-affair-with-deployed-soldie​r-s-wife-gains-sentence-review-1.60810​3

Aviation officer was banging some SF NCO's wife, was told to stop it by his O-6, then kept at it blackmailing her afterwards for sex.
"When she responded that his unit was surrounded and that members of the unit had been killed, Scott "suggested that she might get lucky if (her husband) were to be killed in action," according to the Army Court of Criminal Appeals case summary. He also told her, "No man wants a whore for a wife."

And the officer is appealing to get his retirement benefits reinstated. JFC. Life's different in officer country.
 
2021-05-04 4:15:03 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: Mrtraveler01: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.

That's where our opinions differ. This was not a secure election. About half the country feels this way. I don't think it's a matter of intelligence, I think it's a lack of trust in people that probably shouldn't be trusted anyway.


"Two-thirds of the respondents said they believed the election was legitimate, the researchers found. Another 27% said they believed the election had been stolen from Trump, but endorsed only non-violent protest. Only 4% said they believed the election was stolen, and also expressed a willingness to engage in violent protest.
That 4% would translate to roughly 10 million American adults"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2​0​21/apr/16/americans-republicans-stolen​-election-violence-trump
 
2021-05-04 4:15:11 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Eli WhiskeyDik: DumbTrumpSupporter: Trik: And still no charges against trump for inciting the attempted insurrection.
Or that punk Hawley.

Pretty sure there was an impeachment trial over it. That's not enough for you, though. You want a criminal trial with a jury free of "trump people" so you can get the outcome you want.

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That trial was completely fair and impartial. That's why the Republicans kept calling Trump's defense team "our side".

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politi​cs-government/article249192105.html


The dems pushed too hard for impeachment, no part of the process was impartial.
If the AZ audit shows fraud, maybe the audits will spread to other states.
If the AZ audit shows no fraud, maybe people will change their attitudes.
 
2021-05-04 4:17:47 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: If the AZ audit shows no fraud, maybe people will change their attitudes.


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2021-05-04 4:24:09 PM  

Pecunia non olet: DumbTrumpSupporter: Mrtraveler01: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.

That's where our opinions differ. This was not a secure election. About half the country feels this way. I don't think it's a matter of intelligence, I think it's a lack of trust in people that probably shouldn't be trusted anyway.

"Two-thirds of the respondents said they believed the election was legitimate, the researchers found. Another 27% said they believed the election had been stolen from Trump, but endorsed only non-violent protest. Only 4% said they believed the election was stolen, and also expressed a willingness to engage in violent protest.
That 4% would translate to roughly 10 million American adults"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/20​21/apr/16/americans-republicans-stolen​-election-violence-trump


Polling 1000 people is suddenly accurate.
 
2021-05-04 4:24:33 PM  

emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.


Is there a scenario where them storming the capitol resulted in trump actually staying president?
 
2021-05-04 4:25:11 PM  
So this is the guy that planned the insurrection?
 
2021-05-04 4:27:10 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: Pecunia non olet: DumbTrumpSupporter: Mrtraveler01: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.

That's where our opinions differ. This was not a secure election. About half the country feels this way. I don't think it's a matter of intelligence, I think it's a lack of trust in people that probably shouldn't be trusted anyway.

"Two-thirds of the respondents said they believed the election was legitimate, the researchers found. Another 27% said they believed the election had been stolen from Trump, but endorsed only non-violent protest. Only 4% said they believed the election was stolen, and also expressed a willingness to engage in violent protest.
That 4% would translate to roughly 10 million American adults"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/20​21/apr/16/americans-republicans-stolen​-election-violence-trump

Polling 1000 people is suddenly accurate.


Actually more accurate than taking your word for it, yes.
 
2021-05-04 4:28:54 PM  

Pecunia non olet: DumbTrumpSupporter: Pecunia non olet: DumbTrumpSupporter: Mrtraveler01: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.

That's where our opinions differ. This was not a secure election. About half the country feels this way. I don't think it's a matter of intelligence, I think it's a lack of trust in people that probably shouldn't be trusted anyway.

"Two-thirds of the respondents said they believed the election was legitimate, the researchers found. Another 27% said they believed the election had been stolen from Trump, but endorsed only non-violent protest. Only 4% said they believed the election was stolen, and also expressed a willingness to engage in violent protest.
That 4% would translate to roughly 10 million American adults"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/20​21/apr/16/americans-republicans-stolen​-election-violence-trump

Polling 1000 people is suddenly accurate.

Actually more accurate than taking your word for it, yes.


Probably. I don't blame you. I don't trust you or the poll.
 
2021-05-04 4:29:45 PM  
Okay. I can't find anything online explaining why there were multiple Georgia flags during the insurrection.

Are they really *that* dumb or is there something else going on?
 
2021-05-04 4:29:59 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: Pecunia non olet: DumbTrumpSupporter: Pecunia non olet: DumbTrumpSupporter: Mrtraveler01: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.

That's where our opinions differ. This was not a secure election. About half the country feels this way. I don't think it's a matter of intelligence, I think it's a lack of trust in people that probably shouldn't be trusted anyway.

"Two-thirds of the respondents said they believed the election was legitimate, the researchers found. Another 27% said they believed the election had been stolen from Trump, but endorsed only non-violent protest. Only 4% said they believed the election was stolen, and also expressed a willingness to engage in violent protest.
That 4% would translate to roughly 10 million American adults"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/20​21/apr/16/americans-republicans-stolen​-election-violence-trump

Polling 1000 people is suddenly accurate.

Actually more accurate than taking your word for it, yes.

Probably. I don't blame you. I don't trust you or the poll.


Great self-own.
 
2021-05-04 4:32:30 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: Pecunia non olet: DumbTrumpSupporter: Pecunia non olet: DumbTrumpSupporter: Mrtraveler01: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.

That's where our opinions differ. This was not a secure election. About half the country feels this way. I don't think it's a matter of intelligence, I think it's a lack of trust in people that probably shouldn't be trusted anyway.

"Two-thirds of the respondents said they believed the election was legitimate, the researchers found. Another 27% said they believed the election had been stolen from Trump, but endorsed only non-violent protest. Only 4% said they believed the election was stolen, and also expressed a willingness to engage in violent protest.
That 4% would translate to roughly 10 million American adults"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/20​21/apr/16/americans-republicans-stolen​-election-violence-trump

Polling 1000 people is suddenly accurate.

Actually more accurate than taking your word for it, yes.

Probably. I don't blame you. I don't trust you or the poll.


Of course not, you think the audit is going to unravel the election and make Trump president again.

You're detached from reality and living up to your handle quite nicely!
 
2021-05-04 4:32:43 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.


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2021-05-04 4:33:47 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: Mrtraveler01: Eli WhiskeyDik: DumbTrumpSupporter: Trik: And still no charges against trump for inciting the attempted insurrection.
Or that punk Hawley.

Pretty sure there was an impeachment trial over it. That's not enough for you, though. You want a criminal trial with a jury free of "trump people" so you can get the outcome you want.

[Fark user image image 200x103]

That trial was completely fair and impartial. That's why the Republicans kept calling Trump's defense team "our side".

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politi​cs-government/article249192105.html

The dems pushed too hard for impeachment, no part of the process was impartial.
If the AZ audit shows fraud, maybe the audits will spread to other states.
If the AZ audit shows no fraud, maybe people will change their attitudes.


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2021-05-04 4:34:21 PM  
If you've got nothing better to do than pretend to be a Trump supporter on the Internet, that should qualify as evidence of a mental illness. Seek professional help. And Haldol. Professional help and Haldol.
 
2021-05-04 4:34:51 PM  

Mrtraveler01: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.


Ditto.  But why weren't any of the charges insurrection or sedition?
 
2021-05-04 4:38:50 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If you've got nothing better to do than pretend to be a Trump supporter on the Internet, that should qualify as evidence of a mental illness. Seek professional help. And Haldol. Professional help and Haldol.


I've been using fark for over 10 years. Rarely go into the comments. I had to make an account a few years ago after I realized these threads are just big anti trump circle jerks.
 
2021-05-04 4:39:02 PM  

Spermbot: Mrtraveler01: DumbTrumpSupporter: emersonbiggins: I don't think we should forget that had this coup attempt been successful, these former military members would be key allies and commanders today in Trump's junta.

I seriously doubt that. You think people were trying an unarmed insurrection? 1 person killed, a few dead. So much disinformation.

They were trying to stop the certification of a legitimate election via a violent mob.

Seems pretty insurrectionist to me.

Ditto.  But why weren't any of the charges insurrection or sedition?


https://www.forbes.com/sites/ginaheeb​/​2021/03/19/us-charges-4-proud-boys-lea​ders-with-conspiracy-in-connection-wit​h-jan-6-capitol-riot/?sh=11395c1b777b

https://www.npr.org/2021/03/19/979304​4​32/4-proud-boys-charged-with-conspirac​y-over-jan-6-capitol-riot

How these charges might be connected to sedition:
https://www.themarshallproject.org/20​2​1/01/08/a-civilian-s-guide-to-insurrec​tion-legalese
 
2021-05-04 4:40:08 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: Coco LaFemme: If you've got nothing better to do than pretend to be a Trump supporter on the Internet, that should qualify as evidence of a mental illness. Seek professional help. And Haldol. Professional help and Haldol.

I've been using fark for over 10 years. Rarely go into the comments. I had to make an account a few years ago after I realized these threads are just big anti trump circle jerks.


Narrator:
"Account created:2020-06-22 14:19:46 (45 weeks ago)"
 
2021-05-04 4:40:45 PM  

DumbTrumpSupporter: circle jerks.


Yawn.

Just because we're not buying your "election was stolen" garbage doesn't means this place is a circle-jerk.
 
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