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(Yahoo)   Forcing the diplomats of every other country to undergo COVID tests via anal swab may not have been the best decision after all   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-05-04 1:14:42 PM  
How long of a Q-tip do you need to use if you go in through the anus to get to the sinus cavities?

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Ain't no man taking that route with me!
 
2021-05-04 1:29:56 PM  
NAFTA, the EU and Japan and the Aussies are about 57 percent of the world's economy. Taking on China on a trade war was highly achievable by the US if it brought its allies into it. Instead, the morons of the Trump admin decided to declare trade war against the entire world, including our allies, so that our 24 percent of the global economy was trying to take on every farking country in the world. Only edge we had then was that all those countries we were trying to take on weren't openly coordinating against us. But they were coordinating somewhat.

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Only an idiot fights a trade war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a trade war on twelve fronts.
 
2021-05-04 3:22:41 PM  

kbronsito: NAFTA, the EU and Japan and the Aussies are about 57 percent of the world's economy. Taking on China on a trade war was highly achievable by the US if it brought its allies into it. Instead, the morons of the Trump admin decided to declare trade war against the entire world, including our allies, so that our 24 percent of the global economy was trying to take on every farking country in the world. Only edge we had then was that all those countries we were trying to take on weren't openly coordinating against us. But they were coordinating somewhat.

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Only an idiot fights a trade war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a trade war on twelve fronts.


So what you're saying is that trade wars really are easy as long as you don't have someone so incredibly stupid as donald to fark them up?
 
2021-05-04 5:42:36 PM  
Everything would have been fine if Trump had been re-elected.  And after all they did for Ivanka!   I sure hope her trademarks are OK.  It would be a real shame if something.... happened to them.
 
2021-05-04 5:43:13 PM  

wage0048: So what you're saying is that trade wars really are easy as long as you don't have someone so incredibly stupid as donald to fark them up?


Trump was working for the Chinese.  In case you hadn't noticed.
 
2021-05-04 6:23:31 PM  
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2021-05-04 6:41:25 PM  
I'm looking forward to Ambassador Sasha Grey.
 
2021-05-04 6:43:15 PM  
Forcing?
 
2021-05-04 6:44:25 PM  
Wait you can choose anal swab over having your brain swabbed?
 
2021-05-04 6:46:35 PM  

aleister_greynight: Wait you can choose anal swab over having your brain swabbed?


Oh no, it still has to reach your brain, just by a longer route.
 
2021-05-04 6:46:41 PM  

aleister_greynight: Wait you can choose anal swab over having your brain swabbed?


You can also just spit in a tube, but we don't kink shame here.
 
2021-05-04 6:47:06 PM  

aleister_greynight: Wait you can choose anal swab over having your brain swabbed?


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2021-05-04 6:52:22 PM  
Since then, the EU's executive branch and Germany have each formulated legislation that would make life harder for Chinese entities to invest, while joining the U.S. in swapping tit-for-tat sanctions with Beijing. Italy's government has turned from an enthusiastic backer of President Xi Jinping's Belt and Road Initiative to blocking planned acquisitions by Chinese companies. And in France, China's ambassador didn't even show up when summoned in March, citing "agenda reasons."


Jesus, took you guys long enough.
 
2021-05-04 6:56:02 PM  
Real talk: I'd much prefer an anal swab to a nasal swab. Just don't get them mixed up.
 
2021-05-04 6:58:11 PM  
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2021-05-04 6:59:49 PM  

MattytheMouse: Real talk: I'd much prefer an anal swab to a nasal swab. Just don't get them mixed up.


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2021-05-04 7:22:13 PM  
ANAL SWAB anagrams to...

BANAL WAS
LANA BAWS
SWAL BANA

/this means something
//among other things
 
2021-05-04 7:28:27 PM  
oh man i would enjoy the swabbing job way too much. just to see those tightwads be really uncomfortable
 
2021-05-04 7:32:18 PM  
You're not getting an anal swab out of me! Well, at least not without dinner and drinks before.
 
2021-05-04 7:42:34 PM  

Dahnkster: [images-cdn.9gag.com image 506x380]


Thanks, I was blissfully ignorant of Gary Spivey until I saw that pic.  And here I was, having just gotten over my obsession with building a virus lab in a volcano.
 
2021-05-04 8:01:27 PM  

MattytheMouse: Real talk: I'd much prefer an anal swab to a nasal swab. Just don't get them mixed up.


"Patient MattytheMouse, our resupply of swabs has come in, we can now schedule your testing appointment"

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2021-05-04 8:03:25 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Be polite walk on the right: ANAL SWAB anagrams to...

BANAL WAS
LANA BAWS
SWAL BANA

/this means something
//among other things


Bana Laws. It's a secret plot orchestrated by Eric Bana to impose his will on the world. I would say this is just the beginning, but really, it's the end.
 
2021-05-04 8:05:06 PM  
You dolts. You were supposed to use a different swab. At least clean if off first.
 
2021-05-04 8:05:24 PM  
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2021-05-04 8:17:45 PM  

BigNumber12: Since then, the EU's executive branch and Germany have each formulated legislation that would make life harder for Chinese entities to invest, while joining the U.S. in swapping tit-for-tat sanctions with Beijing. Italy's government has turned from an enthusiastic backer of President Xi Jinping's Belt and Road Initiative to blocking planned acquisitions by Chinese companies. And in France, China's ambassador didn't even show up when summoned in March, citing "agenda reasons."


Jesus, took you guys long enough.


Yes, this was on the EU, it was the EU's fault.

Bad morons in the EU for 4 years.
 
2021-05-04 8:19:42 PM  

MattytheMouse: Real talk: I'd much prefer an anal swab to a nasal swab. Just don't get them mixed up.


Yes, you do both to be sure, but the order in which you do them matters.

Ask first so you know which order.
 
2021-05-04 8:19:43 PM  
This thread is off to an excellent start. 8-D
 
2021-05-04 8:22:09 PM  

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I assume that photo is from the International Women's Day Conference?
 
2021-05-04 10:07:51 PM  
China did it to show how weak Joe Biden was.

It worked
 
2021-05-04 10:26:55 PM  
That ain't my belly button. That's ok, it's not my swabber, either.
 
2021-05-05 4:39:21 AM  

JonPace: China did it to show how weak Joe Biden was.

It worked


Did what? What is 'it'?
 
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