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(News 13 Orlando)   Disney reveals plans for Star Wars themed Galactic Starcruiser, where vacationers can play with their lightsabers and find out who their daddy is   (mynews13.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Star Wars, Walt Disney, part of Star Wars Day, Walt Disney World Resort, footage of the realistic lightsaber, Disney's Hollywood Studios, American Broadcasting Company, Orlando, Florida  
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4 days ago  
Still an all time classic:

Donald Who's Your Daddy
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4 days ago  
May the schwartz be with you, subby.

/+1
 
4 days ago  
So far, Disney has not officially released pricing details

If you have to ask, you can't afford it
 
4 days ago  
Ewok StarCruser
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Star Cruiser crash.
 
4 days ago  
My money. Shut up and take it you will.
 
4 days ago  
Enormous jacking off motion.
 
4 days ago  
Meet me in the trash compactor, baby.  Let's see what pops up.
 
4 days ago  
"All the great themes have been used up and turned into theme parks."  -HHH

Pump Up the Volume; 1990
 
4 days ago  
Appropriately timed for Star Wars day.
 
4 days ago  
It looks awesome, but it's going to be expensive as hell, even by Disney pricing standards.

I'm not sure how big of a demand there's going to be for a hotel like this, that's aimed at families, but who can also afford to drop what will likely be at least $1000 per night, per person for the experience.
 
4 days ago  
I will go through every one of you farkers to get one of those. And not just the men, but the women and children
 
4 days ago  
Maybe it's my age (53), but nothing about this holds any appeal to me ( it doesn't help that I don't like crowds)

I'm "Star Warsed" out...
 
4 days ago  

PhineasPozzlesnort: It looks awesome, but it's going to be expensive as hell, even by Disney pricing standards.

I'm not sure how big of a demand there's going to be for a hotel like this, that's aimed at families, but who can also afford to drop what will likely be at least $1000 per night, per person for the experience.


I don't doubt that they'll fill it.  Disney knows its customers and they know that they'll pay a lot.  An important thing to consider about Disney is that they're not just about attracting the American middle-class anymore.  Their target market for this is a global audience with money, and there are probably enough people in the world who can and will pay for this.  I would totally not be surprised if even a base-level experience is over $700 a night.  They already get close to that at the Polynesian.  It's cheaper to stay a the Orlando Four Seasons.
 
4 days ago  
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
 
4 days ago  

drayno76: "All the great themes have been used up and turned into theme parks."  -HHH

Pump Up the Volume; 1990


Where is the "Pilgrim's Progress" theme park.

/Pilgrim's Progress effectively riffs on Epic of Gilgamesh (oldest fiction known to man)
//which is impressive, as I doubt Gilgamesh had been translated by then
///but it remained the "classic American theme" for a long time
 
4 days ago  
Maybe they can cater to the ones that want to stay in the Detention Center and get a visit from interrogation droid.
 
4 days ago  
Us Disney freaks have known about this one for 4 or 5 years. We got to go to Disney World in 2019, right after the Millennium Falcon ride opened. It was amazingly fun; you actually get to fly the ship if you're pilot. The entire Star Wars land was impressively detailed. Oga's Cantina had awesome other-worldly drinks, but I skipped the blue milk. Ew.
Knowing Disney, this is gonna be big. The only other franchise I could think of that would generate this kind of interest is Harry Potter over at Universal.
 
4 days ago  

drayno76: "All the great themes have been used up and turned into theme parks."  -HHH

Pump Up the Volume; 1990


I don't think I'd want to stay at the Murder Castle that HHH created.
 
4 days ago  
Can't wait to try out "Oola's Brothel"!

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4 days ago  
If you think this is cool, Congratulations!, you are a bona-fide Star Wars nerd. Enjoy the buffet with the Wookie Cookies and Yoda Soda.

If you don't, you are normal. Enjoy staying at a place that has a tiny gym and free crappy breakfast.
 
4 days ago  
Happy star wars day
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4 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: Meet me in the trash compactor, baby.  Let's see what pops up.


At first I read that without the comma in the first sentence...
 
4 days ago  

Slypork: drayno76: "All the great themes have been used up and turned into theme parks."  -HHH

Pump Up the Volume; 1990

I don't think I'd want to stay at the Murder Castle that HHH created.


Humbert Humbert Humbert?

lolitaaaaa

Galaxy's Edge is fine if you're not a stick in the mud. You can be over SW and still have a good time. If I could be part of the beta tests for this hotel, I would. Much like Galaxy's Edge, time will only water down the experiences so they're more accessible to average folks and less for the dorks.
 
4 days ago  

Forbidden Doughnut: Maybe it's my age (53), but nothing about this holds any appeal to me ( it doesn't help that I don't like crowds)

I'm "Star Warsed" out...


Agreed. First movie I ever saw in a theater was Empire. Was a huge SW nerd in my youth. But at this point if they never came out with anything further than the Prequels I'd be fine. Star Wars fatigue is real.
 
4 days ago  

vilesithknight: Forbidden Doughnut: Maybe it's my age (53), but nothing about this holds any appeal to me ( it doesn't help that I don't like crowds)

I'm "Star Warsed" out...

Agreed. First movie I ever saw in a theater was Empire. Was a huge SW nerd in my youth. But at this point if they never came out with anything further than the Prequels I'd be fine. Star Wars fatigue is real.


I just watched the first episode of The Bad Batch. Pretty great. And seeing young padawan Kanen was fun. I say keep that content rolling.
 
4 days ago  
I can totally see using my billions to become a permanent guest living in this fantasy night after night until I finally find the self-destruct and take everyone down with me.
 
4 days ago  
What's their policy on kissing your sister?
 
4 days ago  

PhineasPozzlesnort: It looks awesome, but it's going to be expensive as hell, even by Disney pricing standards.

I'm not sure how big of a demand there's going to be for a hotel like this, that's aimed at families, but who can also afford to drop what will likely be at least $1000 per night, per person for the experience.


I can't wait to snort Glitterstim off a Twi'lek's butt while playing Sabacc.
 
4 days ago  
Hate to see the markup on that DNA test.
 
4 days ago  

The Flexecutioner: May the schwartz be with you, subby.

/+1


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4 days ago  

comrade: I can totally see using my billions to become a permanent guest living in this fantasy night after night until I finally find the self-destruct and take everyone down with me.


Westworld, but Star Wars
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

ElwoodCuse: So far, Disney has not officially released pricing details

If you have to ask, you can't afford it


I heard around 3,000 bucks for a weekend of LARPing.
 
3 days ago  

baltimoreblonde: ElwoodCuse: So far, Disney has not officially released pricing details

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

I heard around 3,000 bucks for a weekend of LARPing.


Honestly, I'd pay it. Once in a lifetime experience, and all that.
 
3 days ago  

Moose out front: What's their policy on kissing your sister?


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