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(MSN)   You too can be the owner of some 200 year old nasal mucus belonging to Napoleon Bonaparte   (msn.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Snot on, Bubba!
 
6 days ago  
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"Somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it?"
 
6 days ago  
What does it taste like?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Arnold Rimmer?
 
6 days ago  
It's the secret ingredient in the Yelp special.
"The Yelper Special" (Original Music) - SOUTH PARK
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
♫ When you think it's butter, but it's snot ... ♫
 
6 days ago  
Snot much to look at after all these years.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Aardvark Inc.: Arnold Rimmer?


Just watched that episode the other night.

/I've seen so much Red Dwarf over the past week that my internal monologue has a Scouse accent now
 
6 days ago  
How about a 20 year old tetherball that belonged to Napoleon Dynamite?
 
6 days ago  
You might think it's nasal mucus, but it's not.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Napoleon Boogerparte?

Sorry
 
6 days ago  
Sorry but I'm holding out for a used toilet paper wipe from Admiral Nelson. There's gotta be at least one out there.
 
6 days ago  
¿Moco de Guerrilla?
 
6 days ago  
Isn't his penis in a collection somewhere?
Or a museum?
 
6 days ago  

Trik: Isn't his penis in a collection somewhere?
Or a museum?


Could be...
The Bizarre Journey of Napoleon Bonaparte's Penis
 
6 days ago  

Trik: The Bizarre Journey of Napoleon Bonaparte's Penis


King Missile - Detachable Penis
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5 days ago  
RIMMER: This is from me.  I picked it up on a trip to Europe One rival collector once offered me 1,000 dollarpounds for it.
KRYTEN: What is it?  (Unwrapping a small vial of green liquid.)
RIMMER: General George S. Patten, commander of the 3rd and 7th armies, allied invasion forces, once stopped off at an Italian field hospital and had his sinuses drained.
KRYTEN: This is his sinal fluid?
RIMMER: Treasure it.

S3E6
 
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