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(WCAX Vermont)   ♪ Shot in the face ♫ ♪ It's all part of the game ♫ ♪ that gives BB guns a bad name. ♪ ♫   (wcax.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Crimes, Shelburne Police, Dustin Blake, Timothy Curavoo, SHELBURNE, reckless endangerment, Assault, Copyright  
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4 days ago  
Did someone give Ralphie Parker a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle?
DNRTA
 
4 days ago  
Couldn't even shoot an eye out.
 
4 days ago  
One time when I was a kid me and a friend were out in my back field shooting BB guns when we saw some neighbor kids about 60 yards off and thought it would be funny to snipe them.
My friend hit one kid in the back and when we were laughing about it he fired back and hit him right between the eyes, broke the skin and the BB went up under his forehead skin. I had to press it out with my fingers.
Fun times.
 
4 days ago  
He says, we've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we're arrested or not
We've got some BBs and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Woah, it's half way there
Woah, it's in your hair
Take my gun, we'll stage it I swear
Woah, shootin' on a prayer
 
4 days ago  
This kid on my street growing up seriously shot his eye out with a BB gun.  He was shooting at cans on a stump and he hit the stump and he's had a glass eye ever since.
 
4 days ago  
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Ha ha
 
4 days ago  
Dustin Blake, 30, of Essex, and Timothy Curavoo, 28, as the two men in the car.
Investigators say Curavoo entered one of the rooms where Dujan Williams, 26,


Which one of you toddlers is still playing around with a BB Gun?? Grown assed men...I mean WTF.

As Joey B says...

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My little plinky plinky...
and NO, I don't go around shooting anyone in the face (Or *DICK* thankyouverymuch South Park, not cool)

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/fkck you, GUN THREAD!!!!!
//are those even allowed on FARK®™anymore?!?!
///Who cares......powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow​powpow I'm sorry I mean, PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!
 
4 days ago  

Dodo David: Did someone give Ralphie Parker a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle?
DNRTA


And we done.
 
4 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: This kid on my street growing up seriously shot his eye out with a BB gun.  He was shooting at cans on a stump and he hit the stump and he's had a glass eye ever since.


What range was he shooting from?  A foot?
 
4 days ago  
This is weird, just this morning on World of Tanks we were talking about BB guns. I said a friend of mine thought the fairly powerful pistol BB gun he had was empty, and shot one of our girlfriends in the chest with it. She didn't even realize it until another girl said it looked like she had a spot of oil on her shirt.

Another guy came up with a worse story, he also thought the gun was empty and shot it at a girl, it hit the bone around her eye and bounced into her nose. I guess it was low powered. The way he talked, I'm sure the incident gave him respect for guns.
 
4 days ago  
A friend of mine once got popped in the nose with a BB. It looked like it just bounced off. After that his nose hurt a lot but it never occurred to him why. A few months later he was digging for gold and the BB had been rejected by his body and came out in his nostril.

He kept it to show people, sans gold, and you could see where it had starting to corrode from his body eating it.
 
4 days ago  

wage0048: Rapmaster2000: This kid on my street growing up seriously shot his eye out with a BB gun.  He was shooting at cans on a stump and he hit the stump and he's had a glass eye ever since.

What range was he shooting from?  A foot?


Yeah, I've had this happen to me with a low powered BB gun - being hit by a ricochet. I must have been around 7 and was over a friend's house, we were about 6 feet from a wood pile of small branches. He fired into it and the bb bounced and I felt it slightly tag my belly near the button. I suppose small branches would be less reflective of energy than a solid trunk.
 
4 days ago  
Confiscate ALL guns.  Assault rifle 15s, full semi auto machine guns. Cork  Pop guns.  BB guns.  Poptarts chewed into the shape of guns.  And people named gunner, And finger guns.  Yes, have the government confiscate fingers made into guns. And Gitmo people named gunner.  We must have a national zero tolerance policy on guns.
 
4 days ago  

ChipNASA: Dustin Blake, 30, of Essex, and Timothy Curavoo, 28, as the two men in the car.
Investigators say Curavoo entered one of the rooms where Dujan Williams, 26,

Which one of you toddlers is still playing around with a BB Gun?? Grown assed men...I mean WTF.

As Joey B says...

[Fark user image 274x181]

My little plinky plinky...
and NO, I don't go around shooting anyone in the face (Or *DICK* thankyouverymuch South Park, not cool)

[Fark user image 850x1133]

/fkck you, GUN THREAD!!!!!
//are those even allowed on FARK®™anymore?!?!
///Who cares......powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow​powpow I'm sorry I mean, PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!


Isnt that a 10/22?
 
4 days ago  
Not in the Face!!
Youtube laWbx6cEnOo
 
4 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: This kid on my street growing up seriously shot his eye out with a BB gun.  He was shooting at cans on a stump and he hit the stump and he's had a glass eye ever since.


He shoulda been wearing his glasses.
/and then blamed it on an Icicle.
 
4 days ago  
NJ Checking in.

I have a squirrel i have tried to be understanding with.....but at this point, he has to go. And he is crafty man....traps do shiat.

So i wanted a BB Gun. Figured you could just get one in dicks, or walmart. Nope. BB Gun counts as a real gun in NJ, so it isn't worth the hassle for everyone to sell one.

To get a BB Gun, i needed to have my firearms id card, then arrange for a FFL transfer from out of state as a long gun, because, again, NOBODY sells them in NJ, like even in the gun stores. Even then, it was comical figuring out how exactly you legally go about getting one in NJ.

I mean i'm pro gun control, i generally like our gun laws in NJ....but come on guys....
 
4 days ago  
Then he grew up
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Another Christmas Story
 
4 days ago  
BB Gun
Youtube iYgVO77HrLI
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: ChipNASA: Dustin Blake, 30, of Essex, and Timothy Curavoo, 28, as the two men in the car.
Investigators say Curavoo entered one of the rooms where Dujan Williams, 26,

Which one of you toddlers is still playing around with a BB Gun?? Grown assed men...I mean WTF.

As Joey B says...

[Fark user image 274x181]

My little plinky plinky...
and NO, I don't go around shooting anyone in the face (Or *DICK* thankyouverymuch South Park, not cool)

[Fark user image 850x1133]

/fkck you, GUN THREAD!!!!!
//are those even allowed on FARK®™anymore?!?!
///Who cares......powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow​powpow I'm sorry I mean, PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!

Isnt that a 10/22?


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Takedown, yep.....
I was playing around with it the other week and yes, this is, in my opinion (except for burglars and robbers), the only time it's cool to shoot a guy in the dick. (25 yards...) Ruger boi and now, turning into a CZ boy this weekend.
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