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(Daily Mail)   Meet the 'Sperminator'. But if he offers you something in a cup to drink, don't fall for it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2585 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 May 2021 at 2:19 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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TWX [TotalFark]
4 days ago  
He's lucky that he's not being widely pursued for child support.

The reason the state requires licensing is because that licensing is a defense against being obligated to provide child support.

He definitely doesn't have a valid defense for those he helped create the old-fashioned way.
 
4 days ago  
Cum with me if you want to live.
 
4 days ago  

farkingismybusiness: Cum with me if you want to live.


Beat me to it...
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
The 'sperminator' will appear on The Dr. Oz Show, which airs today...

Just a couple of jerk-offs, telling stories.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
What a Sherminator might look like.

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4 days ago  
Ew, the Sperminator sounds like the grossest Orange Julius flavour ever.
 
4 days ago  
Got fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying, "Get a load of this guy" to everyone that walked in.


/Yes, I was lead yanker
 
4 days ago  
One I use on 4chan.


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4 days ago  
How to be a Farker without even applying for a Fark account...

///Drew should sue for loss of income here.
 
4 days ago  
Does he skip the middleman and make a direct deposit?
 
4 days ago  
C'mon!  I've already seen this episode of "Law & Order: SVU" like three times!
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/It's how I learned about CO2 injection knives.
 
4 days ago  

TWX: He definitely doesn't have a valid defense for those he helped create the old-fashioned way.


Turkey baster is fine, makes it clear it's for reproductive purposes only.
 
4 days ago  
 
4 days ago  
I can see bill cosby in jail reading this and thin " why didnt i think of this"
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Did Fb- just dox himself?!?
 
4 days ago  

TWX: He definitely doesn't have a valid defense for those he helped create the old-fashioned way.


Not that it matters how the kid is created at all because the state doesn't care, it's pay or go to prison. They will send a nasty legal letter to someone, who may have been as young as 12 at the time they were raped, and say "Pay your rapist or go to jail!" They'll even tack on late fees for the child support.
 
4 days ago  

stinkynuts: Got fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying, "Get a load of this guy" to everyone that walked in.


/Yes, I was lead yanker


Sir, This is an Arby's....

//That's horseradish sauce...
 
4 days ago  
That many children, I think the sperm bank should tell the offspring so that they take some precautions.
 
4 days ago  
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Get to the choppa!!
 
4 days ago  

steklo: [Fark user image image 661x604]

Tracy Kiss from Buckinghamshire drinks SPERM smoothies which has boosted her immunity to the flu | Daily Mail Online


That must be one happy boyfriend.
 
4 days ago  
You know what they call a guy who just can't say no?
 
4 days ago  

ryant123: One I use on 4chan.


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I saw the first scene and thought the last scene would be the guy taking off his ski mask and saying to his wife: "Well, that wasn't so bad now, was it, Linda?!"
 
4 days ago  

Mokmo: That many children, I think the sperm bank should tell the offspring so that they take some precautions.


Well, they're stepchildren.
I'm sure they'll find out via PornHub....
 
3 days ago  

sleze: What a Sherminator might look like.

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How's the Pale Ale?
 
3 days ago  

MythDragon: Does he skip the middleman and make a direct deposit?


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3 days ago  

houstondragon: MythDragon: Does he skip the middleman and make a direct deposit?

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I couldn't find a screen grab of that scene, but yeah :)
 
3 days ago  

Flappyhead: steklo: [Fark user image image 661x604]

Tracy Kiss from Buckinghamshire drinks SPERM smoothies which has boosted her immunity to the flu | Daily Mail Online

That must be one happy boyfriend.


Especially if she drinks from the tap.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

houstondragon: MythDragon: Does he skip the middleman and make a direct deposit?

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Drinking to forget?

/obscure?
 
3 days ago  

sleze: houstondragon: MythDragon: Does he skip the middleman and make a direct deposit?

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Drinking to forget?

/obscure?


On Fark?

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Nothing is obscure.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2 days ago  

inglixthemad: sleze: houstondragon: MythDragon: Does he skip the middleman and make a direct deposit?

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Drinking to forget?

/obscure?

On Fark?

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Nothing is obscure.


I thought it was so obvious that it didn't even call for comment.

/has a Robot Jox poster hanging on the wall in the movie room
 
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