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(Daily Star)   This just in. The Prophet Mohammed [pbuh] does NOT like big butts, say reports (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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6 days ago  
Everybody loves a gal with a big butt, even Mohommed, and he can not lie.
 
6 days ago  
That's so disrespectful! How dare those religious freaks put their ugly house of worship in those nice women's workout space!
 
6 days ago  
So uptight
 
6 days ago  
Cripes, Mohammedans make Pentecostal Christian fundies look like sexually-liberated hippies.

Pull the stick out of your sandy buttholes, already!
 
6 days ago  
The what in the background?
 
6 days ago  
Conservative members of most religions seem to have so much in common. It's a shame they can't sit down together and build on that.

/Or maybe it's for the best that they don't
 
6 days ago  
But can he lie?
 
6 days ago  
There needs to be a Right to Disrespect law where there's a threshold defined, so for example,  a sexy workout is okay.
 
6 days ago  

wxboy: But can he lie?


Well, there was that whole "Satanic verses" thing, but they don't like to talk about that.
 
6 days ago  
She added that that the fact that the mosque was in the background when she shot the clip was a complete coincidence: "We did not pursue any malicious intent," she said, "and never wanted to offend anyone."

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6 days ago  
But the Pope does.
 
6 days ago  

Declassify Issue: There needs to be a Right to Disrespect law where there's a threshold defined, so for example, a sexy workout is okay.


Nah. It should be as straightforwards as; "Am I willingly part of your private social club which enjoys prefferential tax status or visiting its premesis? No? Then get Farked."

No legislation necessary, but religious overreach & societal creep needs to be stomped on.

\excellent butts BTW
 
6 days ago  
Showing off your ass in front of someone else's church as part of a publicity stunt is disrespectful and worse when you are a guest in a foreign country. Here's hoping they and their employer all get deported after a short stay in jail.
 
6 days ago  
On the one hand, yoga pants. On the other, deliberate antagonism isnt cool. So conflicted here.
 
6 days ago  
They don't like Djibouti but they love the sheikh.
 
6 days ago  

anuran: Showing off your ass in front of someone else's church as part of a publicity stunt is disrespectful and worse when you are a guest in a foreign country. Here's hoping they and their employer all get deported after a short stay in jail.


"Disrespectful"? Really?

Didn't Allah create those butts in your mythology? Maybe show a little gratitude, yeah?

Women: *exist*
Muslims: "This is an outrage!"
 
6 days ago  
I'm reminded of how my mother's then-Anglican congregation (she moved on to Presbyterian, and then quit church entirely) had an inter-faith tour of the local mosque. She asked why the congregation of the mosque was segregated with the women at the part. The Imam explained that having the ladies in front tended to distract the congregants from the business at hand.
 
6 days ago  

Lochsteppe: Conservative members of most religions seem to have so much in common. It's a shame they can't sit down together and build on that.

/Or maybe it's for the best that they don't


Even better -
Since so much of the western world's faith is the Abrahamic religions,
They literally can't even agree on which specific member of an ancient family to listen to, much less work together apparently. 

It would be nice if every faith could disregard the very human influences - IE, leviticus and the hateful like, and simply work together to build a better world. Then realism intervenes with a lust for power that the size of the church brought to life...
 
6 days ago  
Did they proclaim a skinny-wa?
 
6 days ago  

DarkSoulNoHope: She added that that the fact that the mosque was in the background when she shot the clip was a complete coincidence: "We did not pursue any malicious intent," she said, "and never wanted to offend anyone."

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I'd Dubai that for a dollar.
 
6 days ago  
Greeks:  🎶 I like big butts and I cannot I lie! Even if it's on a guy! 🎶

Monotheists are missing out.
 
6 days ago  

Somaticasual: Lochsteppe: Conservative members of most religions seem to have so much in common. It's a shame they can't sit down together and build on that.

/Or maybe it's for the best that they don't

Even better -
Since so much of the western world's faith is the Abrahamic religions,
They literally can't even agree on which specific member of an ancient family to listen to, much less work together apparently. 

It would be nice if every faith could disregard the very human influences - IE, leviticus and the hateful like, and simply work together to build a better world. Then realism intervenes with a lust for power that the size of the church brought to life...

...Abrahamic...


Yeah, the guy who proves his worth to become the father of nations, by demonstrating his willingness to murder his own son. Yikes.

If I had a one-use time machine, I would not go back to kill Hitler; I'd rather get rid of that bastard, Abe, and make the world a better place.
 
6 days ago  

Aardvark Inc.: Declassify Issue: There needs to be a Right to Disrespect law where there's a threshold defined, so for example, a sexy workout is okay.

Nah. It should be as straightforwards as; "Am I willingly part of your private social club which enjoys prefferential tax status or visiting its premesis? No? Then get Farked."

No legislation necessary, but religious overreach & societal creep needs to be stomped on.

\excellent butts BTW


Wtf is a premisis? A mortal enemy who is born early?
 
6 days ago  

Sexy Jesus: Wtf is a premisis? A mortal enemy who is born early?


I don't know, Sexy Jesus, but it keeps me up at night...
 
6 days ago  
Were they on the mosque's property? If so, trespass them. If not there's no problem here other than people learning to avert their eyes and MTOFB.
 
6 days ago  

Sexy Jesus: Aardvark Inc.: Declassify Issue: There needs to be a Right to Disrespect law where there's a threshold defined, so for example, a sexy workout is okay.

Nah. It should be as straightforwards as; "Am I willingly part of your private social club which enjoys prefferential tax status or visiting its premesis? No? Then get Farked."

No legislation necessary, but religious overreach & societal creep needs to be stomped on.

\excellent butts BTW

Wtf is a premisis? A mortal enemy who is born early?


It appears to be a compound composed of "pre" and "emesis".

It means: "vomiting too early".

It's a technical term, little-heard outside of Japanese fetish pornos.
 
6 days ago  

aagrajag: Sexy Jesus: Aardvark Inc.: Declassify Issue: There needs to be a Right to Disrespect law where there's a threshold defined, so for example, a sexy workout is okay.

Nah. It should be as straightforwards as; "Am I willingly part of your private social club which enjoys prefferential tax status or visiting its premesis? No? Then get Farked."

No legislation necessary, but religious overreach & societal creep needs to be stomped on.

\excellent butts BTW

Wtf is a premisis? A mortal enemy who is born early?

It appears to be a compound composed of "pre" and "emesis".

It means: "vomiting too early".

It's a technical term, little-heard outside of Japanese fetish pornos.


It's even more embarrassing than premature ejaculation.
 
6 days ago  
Meh, SWASS was better.

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You know you've made it big time when your album cover features your buddy dressed as a gay sailor doing the running man all the while you're busy jerking off the Space Needle.
 
6 days ago  

anuran: Showing off your ass in front of someone else's church as part of a publicity stunt is disrespectful and worse when you are a guest in a foreign country. Here's hoping they and their employer all get deported after a short stay in jail.


Russian women in Russia at an event put on by a Russian city.
 
6 days ago  
Good, more Fat Bottomed Girls for me.
 
6 days ago  
Why are they trying to poop while still wearing pants?
 
6 days ago  
Muslims outraged, must be a day ending in 'y'.
 
6 days ago  
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do not see the problem
 
6 days ago  

Lochsteppe: Conservative members of most religions seem to have so much in common. It's a shame they can't sit down together and build on that.

/Or maybe it's for the best that they don't


They wouldn't reconcile their differences, they'd shoot each other.  Religious nuts never compromise or reconcile.
 
6 days ago  

farkingismybusiness: DarkSoulNoHope: She added that that the fact that the mosque was in the background when she shot the clip was a complete coincidence: "We did not pursue any malicious intent," she said, "and never wanted to offend anyone."

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I'd Dubai that for a dollar.


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6 days ago  

anuran: Showing off your ass in front of someone else's church as part of a publicity stunt is disrespectful and worse when you are a guest in a foreign country. Here's hoping they and their employer all get deported after a short stay in jail.


Deported from Russia to Russia, huh?

Stop farking white-knighting cavemen who are trying to impose their backwards lifestyle on everyone else.
 
6 days ago  

anuran: Showing off your ass in front of someone else's church as part of a publicity stunt is disrespectful and worse when you are a guest in a foreign country. Here's hoping they and their employer all get deported after a short stay in jail.


Derp
 
6 days ago  

NM Volunteer: They wouldn't reconcile their differences, they'd shoot each other.  Religious nuts never compromise or reconcile.


Give them a common enemy.
 
6 days ago  

anuran: Showing off your ass in front of someone else's church as part of a publicity stunt is disrespectful and worse when you are a guest in a foreign country. Here's hoping they and their employer all get deported after a short stay in jail.


OK what the f*ck even is this post.

Religious people don't have a right to be shielded from things that happen in the world at large. They can avoid things they don't like, and they have the right to remove offending people from their property. That's where their power ends.

If they don't want to see women's clothed butts, they can look the f*ck away. Those women have absolutely no obligation to cover themselves and behave in accordance with any religious groups' beliefs, particularly when they're on public land. Even in Russia, I bet.
 
6 days ago  
Well, we all get offended by different things.

See this?  This is a Mosque.  The large fancy front door on the right is the main entrance.  On the side in the shiatty alleyway is a little door.  As the sign shows, it's the "SISTER ENTRANCE".

Because women are too inferior to be allowed to walk through the main door.

Well, that offends me.  Quite a bit, actually.  Yet I don't raise a stink with them about it.

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6 days ago  
Islam, Christianity, and Judaism are basically the same religion. Thousands of years of war and bloodshed have ensued over minor differences.

The Aesir are from a totally different religion. Completely different religion entirely. Brief warfare ensued in the distant past but the whole world is basically cool with Thor being in the Avengers.

The moral of the story is siblings hate each other.
 
6 days ago  

anuran: Showing off your ass in front of someone else's church as part of a publicity stunt is disrespectful and worse when you are a guest in a foreign country. Here's hoping they and their employer all get deported after a short stay in jail.


They weren't in a foreign country. It's also important to note that the government wasn't involved with this in any way. No one has been charged or cautioned. They filmed the video. The people at the mosque complained. One of them responded with a non-apology. Life goes on.
 
6 days ago  

Loucifer: Did they proclaim a skinny-wa?


It's a phatwa.
 
6 days ago  

InfoFreako: Loucifer: Did they proclaim a skinny-wa?

It's a phatwa.


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6 days ago  

Veloram: On the one hand, yoga pants. On the other, deliberate antagonism isnt cool. So conflicted here.


What's wrong with deliberate antagonism? If your religion can be offended by my disapproval or belittlement then your religion is not very strong.
 
6 days ago  

jim32rr: InfoFreako: Loucifer: Did they proclaim a skinny-wa?

It's a phatwa.

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She looks like fun.
 
6 days ago  

jim32rr: InfoFreako: Loucifer: Did they proclaim a skinny-wa?

It's a phatwa.

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"Thar she blows!"
 
6 days ago  

austerity101: jim32rr: InfoFreako: Loucifer: Did they proclaim a skinny-wa?

It's a phatwa.

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She looks like fun.


What won't be fun will be repeatedly loading and unloading her heavy duty mobility scooter into your custom made van.
 
6 days ago  

Magnanimous_J: austerity101: jim32rr: InfoFreako: Loucifer: Did they proclaim a skinny-wa?

It's a phatwa.

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She looks like fun.

What won't be fun will be repeatedly loading and unloading her heavy duty mobility scooter into your custom made van.


She left you man, let it go. Oh and maybe sell the van
 
6 days ago  
what ?
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sometimes you don't notice anything else, been there done that.
 
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